Medellin Reports

[Onojdi]

I got back from 2 weeks trip in Colombia. One of these weeks I spend in Medellin, 5 days in Bogota, 3 in Cartagena. Here are my random thoughts, reports and tips.

I read the forum and met a lot of advices about cheap girls in Centro and places like that. People were interested about cheap price rather then good quality. Well, I visited Centro but honestly it was very very low quality, the atmosphere in that kind of area is pretty awful and I'm thinking that you have to be really desperate to come to Centro for girls. Or a 50+ old gringo without a social media account.

Every girl that I met was from Tinder and Instagram, mostly from Insta. My Spanish is practically non existent and from the 7-8 girls that I met, non of them can speak English. But somehow that did not stop us of from having a really good time, mainly because of Google Translate, the positive chicks that I met and my Spanish vocabulary consisting 150 Spanish words.

Here you will read a lot of info about SWs, Centro girls, cheap options, etc. My report is for people who are looking for something else. I did not find a lot of info about that kind of travellers. I mean, people who are looking for a normal girls, working something in real life, going to university and so on. If you want a quality girl with tight pussy that did not fucked 100+ mens in the last 2 months, then go to Instagram. Send tons of messages, some of them will be answered and then it's easy. Colombian girls are super friendly, willing to meet gringos and to have some fun. Some of them will want $, some of them will want just you.

And because almost none of the reports here mention how much you give to the girls, I'll make an exception. I mean this info is pretty important and I don't'know why most of the brothers here are skipping that part. We do not care about reports "I fuck her all night, she finished 10+ times, I am the best lover in the world". So, some valuable info. I gave them from 0 to 300 pesos and some times I was so impressed that I gave them some tips (50-100 pesos) or I pay for the Uber.

I booked an Airbnb with a living room with a big nice sofa, kitchen with a bar area with 2 bar chairs. Separate bedroom. All the time I had in stock beer, wine, ice cream, chocolate and things like that. The effect is that the girl comes and then did not want to leave. Most of the times the girls stayed 4-5-6 hours. We fucked like crazy animals, drinking naked all the time, the girls are dancing, having fun hours after they planed to leave. And they know how to show their gratitude to you for the good time that they have.

So my honest advice is forget about cheap SWs, Centro girls, Parque Lleras, etc. And do not bargain for 50 pesos. Why, what's the point? We are tourist, come here to have fun, not to save money. Pay 100-200 pesos extra and enjoy life. After all let's not forgive that 100 pesos are $25. The girls came to your own place, you know pretty good what to expect after scanning the Insta profile and you got a normal girl, not а girl that is literally depreciated (both physical and mentally).

The summary was:

- 7 different girls. Almost all of them stayed 5+ hours. The "oldest" was 23 years old. Most of them 20-21.

- 3 asses fucked, one of them virgin. And she stayed from 6 pm to midnight. Yeah, it was really memorable night!

- one 18 years old lesbian, living with her girlfriend from more then a year. And yeah, you can see that from her Insta profile.

- Tons of photos, videos and good memories. With most of the girls we keep in touch even after I came back.

- I showed the photos and the videos to my friends and now everybody either hates me or wants to come to Colombia. Or both jajaja.

Yeah, I spend twice more than the SWs lovers. But I spent it on a nice airbnb; wines, beers and ice creams, and on a quality girls. And I'm a happy man. That's the most important thing.

[Lefeu]

Do you have that number handy or can you tell us how you got it. I can ask my hotel receptionist to schedule it for me. Thanks.

I will look for it and if I find it, I will post it here. Another option is to walk to the location and get the number from them.

[GeneHickman]

I was in Medellin last month and did my antigen test at this location. However, I had to call a number and make an appointment.

Do you have that number handy or can you tell us how you got it. I can ask my hotel receptionist to schedule it for me. Thanks.

[Lefeu]

IDIME labs, Torre Oviedo (opposite Sante Fe mall) only charge 50 k for the Antigen test. I got my results via email the following morning.

No appointment necessary.

I was in Medellin last month and did my antigen test at this location. However, I had to call a number and make an appointment.

[Nounce]

As I stated if true it's a great deal. I never stated you lied, just surprised you said it was high, when in fact it's half of the price of all of of the ones in the official list from the Embassy. I'm like I paid 180 k, you paid 90 and now an Ad that shows 80 and you claim it's High LOL. How? I want to go back to the hospital and fight for my money back now LOL.

You have mistaken me for someone else. I thought you want information that is not misleading.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Well I was at the scene when this happened. And I guess I'm the fool you're talking about. Lmao.

What's hilarious is just how bitter you are at girls making money (perhaps because some make more than you) and also how generously others spend. This particular guy wasn't old mid 30's and not a repulsive looking guy.

The fact is she was offered 3 million and it wasn't what she charged.

These are absolute 10000% facts.

You come on this forum with all your BS and knowledge of pros and the game.

I'm quite sure you're just a bitter person. Who the fuck are you to determine how much an individual girl is allowed to charge or make for her body..

I don't think so LOL.

But if its possible I guess its because fools like you are so desperate, I remember when I was in grammar school, another boy (an immigrant from another country) would steal lots of money from his fathers.

Business and bring it to school, after school we would see girls walking home, and I think he would pay them $10 to kiss their hand, $50 to kiss their cheek.

But he could never bribe them with enough to get to kiss their mouths LOL.

He would offer larger amounts $100-200, and even these budding putas would not want his mouth on theirs, did you go to school in Chicago in the 1970's by any chance?

Is it you bro? LMAO.

[Sangnyc21]

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[MaddTraveler]

I was there exactly at 9 PM and it started to rain around 10 minutes later. While walking down Calle 10 the rain started to get harder and harder. What I witnessed was accurate in terms of what I saw. Did you notice that one side of Lleras was closed. I had dinner with a friend who lives a few blocks away and the rain didn't start until right after 9 PM. I didn't go inside any of the clubs and can only imagine that the ones outside, approximately 20 had no umbrellas with them must of entered the clubs. Maybe not enough potential clients inside of them, hence they were outside. I have no experience with the Clubs around Lleras, but was surprised to see so many outside on the street at 9 PM immediately before the rain started. There were also girls on the side streets leading up to Lleras, did you notice them? Seemed odd to me so many out at 9 PM, but that's what I saw. As far as pricing, I have no clue except by what I read by others here.

Yoooo, clubs were so packed with Gringos it was shoulder to shoulder. The thing about Lleras, many of the chicas simply Cannot or Not allowed to enter the clubs. The ones that enter are technically working for the club, hence asking for drinks to generate profit for the club etc and stick to certain rules and pricing (Gusto, Llera club mainly). Also many of the Venezolanas aren't allowed to enter, unless they're with a gringo. I had to sneak some in to use restroom, etc. But 9-10 p is way to early to bounce, the best honeys start showing up around 11/12. Some of those hop straight out of a taxi to inside quickly, so go in next time. I'm always surprised to see some of those myself cause I never see them in the street. If you get a table even better, most will join you for dancing or free lap dance trying to get your biz, or just walk around and collect digit it's worth it.

[Surfer500]

Just helping fellow travelers with the right info:

Per US embassy site Antigen test cost is $40-$45 USD in Medellin which is 150-180 k. In my Hotel they had an domicilio option for 150 k = $40 approx which they took a while to respond, so I went to Pablo Tabon Uribe Hospital instead and paid 180 k = $47 USD, 1 HR result via email. The cost is clear in the doc per testing site. No argument needed.

If the pricing at the Airport is truly 90 Mil = $24 or half the price of All other sites in Mde, which you still said it's High, I'd say it's a bargain. But honestly I doubt it's that cheap. There is a test "Anticuerpo = Antibody" test not valid for travel which usually is around 90 k. Just FYI.

If your travelling to the USA, the antigeno test is accepted and most people opt for it than the PCR test because it's so inexpensive and quick. Yet your saying that this test is not valid for travel, yet that is what you got tested for?

[MaddTraveler]

This is the ad.

As I stated if true it's a great deal. I never stated you lied, just surprised you said it was high, when in fact it's half of the price of all of of the ones in the official list from the Embassy. I'm like I paid 180 k, you paid 90 and now an Ad that shows 80 and you claim it's High LOL. How? I want to go back to the hospital and fight for my money back now LOL.

[Nounce]

If the pricing at the Airport is truly 90 Mil = $24 or half the price of All other sites in Mde, which you still said it's High, I'd say it's a bargain. But honestly I doubt it's that cheap. There is a test "Anticuerpo = Antibody" test not valid for travel which usually is around 90 k. Just FYI.

This is the ad.

[ColombiaLover]

Your experience is your experience, but trust me and my 16 years of experience including monthly trips to Medellin other than when the border closed. The airport site is simply a pain in the ass. It's an option, but a pain in the ass. You can get it cheaper elsewhere, but cost is not really the issue so much as convenience and comfort. Domicilio is the most convenient, but usually the most expensive. And I agree that you need to be careful with what test your get. You can get the PCR, but it's unnecessary. The alternative, which is cheaper and is still accepted is antigeno. You imply that I did not give the "right" information. But you are "wrong" about that. I don't talk about what I do not know.

Just helping fellow travelers with the right info:

Per US embassy site Antigen test cost is $40-$45 USD in Medellin which is 150-180 k. In my Hotel they had an domicilio option for 150 k = $40 approx which they took a while to respond, so I went to Pablo Tabon Uribe Hospital instead and paid 180 k = $47 USD, 1 HR result via email. The cost is clear in the doc per testing site. No argument needed.

If the pricing at the Airport is truly 90 Mil = $24 or half the price of All other sites in Mde, which you still said it's High, I'd say it's a bargain. But honestly I doubt it's that cheap. There is a test "Anticuerpo = Antibody" test not valid for travel which usually is around 90 k. Just FYI.

[Mike6911]

I asked at my hotel and they suggested the below which worked out quite well. I just swung by on my way from Lleras to Centro. There was some construction nearby and I needed a copy of my passport (had a pic on my phone thankfully) for registration, but aside from that it was quick and very professional. They gave me a print out and sent an email when I asked. $80 k / $20.

Centro Medico BlueCare. Las Palmas.

Calle 26 #38-26, Avenida las palmas, Torre 3, piso 13, Edificio Bio26, TEL: (4) 604-1445.

Hours: Mon to Fri (7 am-4 pm), Sat (7 am-11:30 am), Sun (CLOSED).

Other alternative (they come to you).

Xpress LAb.

Whatsapp: +57 300 202-1644.

Price: PCR ($280 k), Antigen ($160 k).

Chicago.

IDIME labs, Torre Oviedo (opposite Sante Fe mall) only charge 50 k for the Antigen test. I got my results via email the following morning.

No appointment necessary.

[Chicago85]

I'm going to be in Medellin in tomorrow for 10 days. Need to get a covid test within 3 days of my flight back to the US. Where do you guys recommend in Medellin? Needs to be antigen or NAaT.

I asked at my hotel and they suggested the below which worked out quite well. I just swung by on my way from Lleras to Centro. There was some construction nearby and I needed a copy of my passport (had a pic on my phone thankfully) for registration, but aside from that it was quick and very professional. They gave me a print out and sent an email when I asked. $80 k / $20.

Centro Medico BlueCare. Las Palmas.

Calle 26 #38-26, Avenida las palmas, Torre 3, piso 13, Edificio Bio26, TEL: (4) 604-1445.

Hours: Mon to Fri (7 am-4 pm), Sat (7 am-11:30 am), Sun (CLOSED).

Other alternative (they come to you).

Xpress LAb.

Whatsapp: +57 300 202-1644.

Price: PCR ($280 k), Antigen ($160 k).

Chicago.

[MarquisdeSade1]

There are plenty of girls not getting customers so it is not likely to affect her pride but she might feel embarrassed "lose face" if she lowers her price in front of others to go with a customer.

From my observation in BKK, there is very little chance a monger can get freebie when the girl is working. For a girl somewhat popular, they can pick the customer they want to go or spend more time with and still get paid because there are simply too many mongers that the number is in their favor.

A few weeks back sum fool wrote his friend offered sum puta in MDE 3 million fucking pesos isn't that 6 mos salary (and he wrote "good for him" LMAO), I'm guessing that wasnt his starting bid? She really really didn't want to fuck him.

I see it all the time the most unattractive mongers among us (sorry someone has to be bottom LOL) will gravitate towards the more "attractive" putas in most venues.

They will get sodomized on price, and probably the worst service possible, but hey they got to walk out with her.

And everyone saw him leave with her jajajajaaaaa its all about generating "face" for sum.

So I'm guessing sum putas get tired of servicing the lower end of the monger ladder?

And when they see a monger they want to fuck, they don't care about the money aspect?