Medellin Reports

[GringoItaliano]

Thank you for taking the time to write about facebook. Based on your report I see two primary options for you:

1. continue mining the depths of facebook in search of satisfaction.

2. begin to explore the world beyond facebook.

I look forward to seeing how it plays out. I would like to suggest that five facebook centric visits don't likely offer representative experiences of what Medellin has to offer. I have some acquaintances who also swear by facebook. For what it's worth the trends I notice in how they evaluate their experiences (in order of descending priority) center on how much time the facebook girl is with them, whether or not they get an uncovered blow job, and cost.

I have explored non-Facebook options in my five Facebook-centric trips to Medellin. As I mentioned in my report, I found that the ones that work best for me are Centro street meat and La Isla. I dislike casas because of the lack of opportunities to screen girls before selection for chemistry and for openness to BBBJ, which is a critical requirement for me. I have tried Fase II several times but the talent pool there does not suit my preferences in female body types. La Isla does, however, suit my taste in female body types and it is my go-to option for strip clubs. I also liked the talent pool in the Centro strip clubs but was wary of going there alone at night and also could not live with the pervasive CBJ culture there. In fact, the pervasive CBJ culture in most of the non-Facebook mongering options in Medellin is one of several reasons why Facebook is the most viable option for me, despite its numerous flaws. Centro street meat works for me because I can ask around until I find a girl that will BBBJ.

[Surfer500]

Unless you're talking about that midget that hangs around parque Bolivar.

I think if I stuck it in her, I would push her organs out of her mouth and asshole jajjajaja.

As far as a midget working Parque Bolvar I rarely go there, and have yet to see a working midget in El Centro, and I'm not talking about a dinky spinner, however there was a midget in Cucuta working I saw a few years back.

[Surfer500]

What did you use to learn Spanish? Private tutor? Classes? Language learning app like Duolingo?

Interesting question and although I've been told I'm fluent in Spanish, I don't think so about half the time, but do understand a lot, and getting there was a big struggle and languages don't come easy to me. How I got to being where I am at now involved everything you mentioned which included Rosetta Stone, classes at EAFIT thru level 7, and a private tutor 2 hours a day for about two months. For someone who can stay in Medellin for extended periods of time, I would recommend a "formal" class room setting such as EAFIT to get the basics down. After that switch to a private tutor if you can afford it.

[Osteoknot]

Plus Spanish is my only language.

Dayumm, your English comes across quite well. Jajajajajaja.

[LoveItHere69]

I wanted to visit but read some comments from some sites and changed my mind. (My comments).

1) Do not come here on a holiday weekend. We attempted to come another weekend and made it all the way to the Santa Domingo station and was told the park was closed due to max capacity of visitors.

(The park is massive. No reason to have any max capacity other than getting the people out and home using the metro or buses.).

2) After spending 26000 COP to get there, and double checking the park hours, we were told by park staff that the park would not open till 11.30. So we saw nothing and did not want to spend two and a half hours touring their souvenir shop, while waiting for the park to open.

3) The man in the tourist booth told us that the guides were in some sort of class / training and so our only option was to walk on a paved road to a picnic site. I asked where we could get a good view of the city and he said the only lookout point was closed.

4) We wanted to walk to a lagoon on the map. Main road gets there. Very simple and straightforward. 20 minutes maximum. Stopped by police and forced to join a walking tour (free, mind you) we had to stay with this group, escorted by 2 mounted police and weren't allowed to separate for own own safety. 20 min walk turned into a painful 3 HR tour to get to a lagoon that had been dry for months.

Here was a Laguna a couple kilometers down the road but the police wouldn't let us walk that far because it was 3 pm.

5) You may get robbed on the trails! Hopefully the park put up warning signs after this most recent incident but we found out too late that it had already happened to others before us. My Mother and I were on the Archaeological trail not far from our larger group of friends when suddenly a guy appeared out of the forest with a gun, he snatched my phone out of my hand and proceeded to unzip my Mom's shirt pockets searching for her valuables, he stole her phone too and took all of her cash. We were lucky we weren't harmed and he gave her back her passport after we pleaded for it in our limited Spanish.

(No where is safe in this country. Starting to really wear and grind on me. Sad! I had hoped to put on my headphones on and relax on a 7+ mile hike.)

6) The park is horribly organized, and actively discourages visitors from exploring the park. We arrived by the cable car, spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to get to the hiking trails shown on the maps. You can't, and even if you could you need a paid guide.

(I hate guided tours. Took one guide to a waterfall and lost the female guide because she stopped to chat with someone and I kept going. My money. My time.)

7) We looked for some information / map, no luck.

(I can not find a decent map on their website, Google search, or Google maps. The place is huge to be there without a good map.).

8) We crossed noisy locals with noisy loudspeakers.

(That would ruin any trip any where at any time.)

[Surfer500]

Day Seven. We meet up with Victor, the taxi driver we meet at the airport and went to Guntape. He quote 100 usd for the whole trip, and I think it was a great deal. He drove us to everything we wanted to see, walked us around. Gave good suggestion for foods to eat. When we came back, my friend wanted to tip him 100 usd. I told him a 100% is crazy, but he refuse to back down and wanted to pay with his money. .

I'm going to have to assume that if you had a driver all day you had to have stopped at the Penol and climbed it perhaps. I was there on Thursday, and prior to that the first time I went there almost 15 years ago, there was only one set of stairs made out of wood in some areas and stone cement steps. I again visited about five years ago, and they had an uphill and downhill set of stairs they had put in about 13 years ago but still just only a gravel access road and parking area. I was quite shocked to see how much it's been developed including the new paved access road and parking area. Along with new multiple level buildings with a two floor food court, more restaurants, and more stores. And upon climbing the Penol and returning after about 1,500 steps, to exit you have to go thru a maze of shops and walk by restaurants to leave. Things have changed so much over the years.

[LoveItHere69]

Such quotes of 250-300 k were almost as common as those in the historic price range.

Even more frustrating was the notorious paisa flakiness. It is a long-standing problem that I saw before; I had learned to accept a certain modicum of flakiness, e. G. Arriving 15-20 minutes late, as "the nature of the beast. " On this trip the flakiness skyrocketed off the charts and was more egregious than I had ever seen. Less than half of the citas that I arranged actually occurred. They just blew me off without following up, or they failed to contact me to confirm or cancel within a window of time that I had specified. I used to think that this flakiness was a cultural feature or due to Third World logistical challenges, but now I recognize that it is just disrespect. This realization lowered my opinion of MDE.

For example, one girl that blew off our cita had the chutzpah to contact me a few days later to ask if I still wanted a cita. I told her that she was persona non grata due to her failure to cancel responsibly, as we had agreed. Another girl told me an obvious lie. She claimed that she had overslept and just woken up (as if that were a valid excuse! But I had seen on WhatsApp that she had read and ignored my earlier message when she was supposedly sleeping. Only one girl canceled responsibly, with many hours of advance notice more than what I had asked; she arrived on time for the rescheduled cita.

You need to go back and read the forum posts. The girls are desperate, starving, and will take low offers to get money. Well that is from all the idiots out there. I had a girl claim the same BS when she had 2 new tattoos with that protective gel still on them. I stayed at a ST hotel with a big window for 3+ months. Saw a girl come to hotel with a guy. When she was done with him she visited me right after (not even leaving the building). Then 15 minutes later I am leaving and pass her and her new customer going up in the stairwell. These guys are stupid and believe the girls' lies or are having sex with ugly girls. I was there during the entire lockdown in Barranquilla and Medellin and the girls were flaky then too.

So funny you use the word "Flakiness" which most guys have repeated over and over again. Me too. I have countless examples. But Mr. Enternational in prior post has informed us that we are using the word incorrectly. Just warning you if he corrects you. HAHA!

[Osteoknot]

Too late for that wishful thinking, Lol.

P.S, I was saying the same thing 20 years ago, when there were military checkpoints coming down the hill from Rio Negro.

Also, Brazil is by far my favorite, however, Colombia continually draws me back.

You can keep Sao Paulo. But Rio. Accessible only by tunnel. Copa Cabana. Ipanema. The way the city is on those great beaches and backs right up to the mountains. I have not been there in ages, HELP was still open last time I was there.

But the draw for me is Medellin. Probably because I came here first for a girl.

[LostBlade]

If a girl has gringo friends then it is likely she is available. Did you make a post on FB to indicate you are in Medellin after you arrived?

That's an interesting idea. I did not make a post of FB, I was worry that too many people would bother me and I added a bunch of people on FB that I had no interest to go out with. Also lots of them has close friend list too, so no way to know if they have gringo friends.

[Nounce]

One of the things I am still confuse about facebook is which one of the girls to approach.

If a girl has gringo friends then it is likely she is available. Did you make a post on FB to indicate you are in Medellin after you arrived?

[Combo]

Thanks. This was a very interesting, thorough and analytic report- the verbiage was similar to the deliverables from a professional consultancy firm. I wonder what your career is.

Perhaps someone with experience in multiple regions like me can chime in as to what makes Medellin / Colombia so special given the above considerations. Personally I don't see it and will be only returning if other options are unavailable.

Sure, ease of getting there. I have a couple destinations I like better than MDE, but the trip is a hassle. It counts for a lot to be able to leave the US in the morning and arrive to your destination with a few hours of sunlight left in the day. Plus Spanish is my only language.

[Nounce]

Perhaps someone with experience in multiple regions like me can chime in as to what makes Medellin / Colombia so special given the above considerations.

Girls are younger, cheaper and you can get everything else delivered which is not easy to do in most other places.

[Osteoknot]

It was a huge problem in Cartagena, crazy amount of vendor who tries to grub me. It was much better in Medellin, there are still vendor but I haven't had anyone who followed me for a few blocks. Its usually ask twice then walk away.

My worst experience for being dogged by vendors was in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, also known as Saigon. I swear to gawd they would even call other vendors on the street ahead of me and give them advance notice. They would say shite like, "You bought from her, why you no buy from me? Unbelievable. As always, stay respectful, keep your cool, don't do anything that makes them lose face. Much the same as the hawkers on the street in Medellin, if you give them a nod or a friendly smile, it goes a long way. Don't give them dirty looks. Don't be an Ugly American. For the restaurant ones, memorize, "Acabo de comer" or "I just ate" and pat your stomach, and they will give you back a genuine smile of acknowledgement and then leave you alone. You should realize, if you look and are dressed like a Gringo, and especially if you have a girl with you, the street hawkers will see you coming before you see them. You are USDA Prime Choice.

[LostBlade]

Perhaps someone with experience in multiple regions like me can chime in as to what makes Medellin / Colombia so special given the above considerations. Personally I don't see it and will be only returning if other options are unavailable.

Just wanted to throw my two cents in about this topic. I have personal been to Thailand, Hong Kong, Macau, Philippine, Indonesia and Colombia. They are all unique in their own way.

I think Colombia's biggest draw compare to all these other countries for me are.

1) distant travel, 5 hour flight and 20+ hour flight makes a huge different. One I can play a 3 to 5 days trip easy, the other I don't want to go unless I have 2+ weeks and the long flight takes a lot of out you.

2) Weather in Medellin are great, at least compare to all these other countries, which I avoid in the summer time and then their are the monsoon season.

3) I think the biggest draw is that the amount of options in Medellin. I am reading the forum and seeing how some claim they are casa only, some are only going to high end clubs, while others go to centro and some said they are tinder and facebook only, but I don't think their are many other countries which have an many choices. Thailand and Philippine are mainly GoGo with some freelancer, Indonesia and Macau are almost all spa, although they have different types of spar. That is very appealing because I feel like everything has their type and what I think its pretty is very different from what other think. I still remember about 10 years ago, when I first visited Thailand. I walk into this gogo bar with my friend. Two guys there just throwing money at what I consider the two ugliest girl in the bar and I just sit down with my beer complete stun. There was probably like 30 girls in that bar. These two guys were stuck to those girls and they had the biggest grin on their face.

Obviously Medellin will have his problems too, the main one for me is the lack of English even at the most touristy spot. I have never felt like I couldn't survive without google translate in any other country. More then half of the restaurant in EL Poblado didn't have a English menu and this was the first time I have seen how flaky girls can get. Obviously girls are always late, regardless of where you are, but they don't usually just disappear when you have a meeting time.

Side note, If any one would like to share some contacts in Medellin, it would be greatly appreciated.

[JustTK]

Common sense is suddenly a requirement for prostitution? That's going to change everything!

If all those hookers are now using common sense, expect the cheapest ones to start charging at least $100 for a quickie...

Lots of common sense here. I knew you could do it! *smile*.