Medellin Reports

[SlyGuy2015]

Ok everyone, feel like it's time to give back a little to the community. I've been on this board for a long time and have sucked up information about multiple countries, but probably none more than Colombia. I actually wound up here (Medellin) by complete accident about 4 years ago and decided to park it for a while with a girlfriend. After that didn't work out, I spent some more time here alone, but didn't participate in many activities. I do know the scene here, and with the exception of Facebook, which I popped my cherry on today, I have sampled or observed all the various ways we operate.

My Spanish is OK now. It used to be much better, but after leaving for a number of years, it has faded on me. It's all in there, just need to hit the books to get back in full business. I can survive and make conversation anywhere I go though. I know the city. I know the places outside the city, and know a few other cities in the country fairly well. I know the different personalities of people from different cities, understand the differences between the social classes etc. I decided to come back here just for a post covid change of scenery from home (and after breaking up with my GF, who happens to be a Paisa. That moved to the US when she was 9). So, let the games begin.

Day 0 (Thursday): Make sure if you are on American you do the Verifly and CheckMig online 24 hours before you go. I don't know what would have happened if I didn't, but I had zero issues at the airport and not having to fill out the paperwork on the plane was nice. Packed the most nondescript clothes I had, travel watch, travel phone, laminated copies of passport, hygiene essentials, computer with VPN, Youtube TV, and a HDMI cord. Had only 60 mil left over in my travel wallet, so I knew I'd need cash. I didn't bring any USD, just the $20 bucks I usually carry around if I have to tip someone someplace. Get it at the airport.

Day 1 (Friday): Flights were a piece of cake. No drinks on the plane sucked ass, but I had some mini bottles in my carry on and lounge access. Hit the ATM in departures when I arrived and cleared customs, had a Club Colombia, and then got in the taxi line. Rates were as advertised, (80 mil). A nostalgic ride from the airport, the city lights I used to stare at from my old apartment are as beautiful as ever. The new tunnel is awesome, super fast and less dangerous. Almost took the fun out of the ride. Arrived at a hotel late, near where I used to live in Laureles. Aside from masks, not much different so far.

Day 2 (Saturday): I have a new "travel phone" and lost my old Colombian SIM, so I got up early and went to Claro in Los Molinos to get a SIM Card and get it registered. This is important if you don't want to get locked out of your phone after 10 days or 2 weeks. They will snag your IMEI number and you'll eventually get locked off the grid if you don't register the SIM Card. The mall was normal except for the masks that everyone is wearing. I found it humorous that in a country where so many people do things that skirt the bounds of legality (smoking weed in public, bribes, tampering with electric mains, etc), that everyone is wearing a mask all the time. Like why did we decide to follow this law 100%? I chucked about it and still make jokes about it with chicas. Anyway, Claro was packed and slow, but I got it done for 23 mil. Then I hit a store outside the mall and loaded up on data (40 mil). Phone works like a champ.

I declared this to be MILF day. I like all types and sometimes I just get the urge for an older voluptuous woman, especially a Colombiana. For some reason, even a heavy Colombian carries weight on a very tight body. I also love tits. Of all types. Large. So, two MILFs off Mileroticos. Threw a little charm and got everything I wanted without extra pay. Everything on the table and covered sex, just what I wanted. Damage for the day was 200 mil, including my taxis to and from. Total GFE, no rush, no talking about the clock, just lots of good sex.

Day 3 (Sunday and today). I declared this to be "chica day" and this was where I popped my Facebook cherry. So, I decided to try the FB scene which was something I didn't do before. New account, few photos, nothing to link me to real life, and after 2 weeks I had 200+ friends before I arrived here. I threw out a few "stories" on my account (like the girls do) and counted down the days. I would ask things like "who wants to meet me?" and post it on a photo of me in my pool or having a drink in my hot tub. Oh my fucking god, I was overwhelmed. Like blown away. Too many responses. For reference I'm mid 40's, fit, considered attractive back home, but nothing over the top. Anyway, I had a lot to go through and quickly found what you guys have been saying about asking prices. Got a lot of 400 mil, 300 mil plus taxi answers. It actually pissed me off. I'd counter with 150 mil and taxi one way. Some bailed, some stuck around and agreed on 200 mil and taxi one way. They are on the back burner. Not sure I'm cool with that yet. The winner of the day was a 22 yo student who said nothing about money whatsoever. I even told her to text me when she got here and I'd pay her taxi. She paid it before I could get downstairs. Back to room and game on. Total GFE and she was legit into it. She was a cumming wet mess by the time I came (which was after like 45 minutes as there was no rush). Showered up and went to a nice lunch, then back to the room. She had to go study and watch the Olympics with her mom, so I gave her 250 mil for her and her taxis. She lives in Bello, so 50 k of that is taxi money. It was a setup for the rest of the week, in which her rates will go down if she gets paid at all. I rested again and found a venny on mileroticos that is 19. It was a wham bam setup, more so than the milfs yesterday which were independent, a casa with about 5 girls in it. 60 mil, and while it wasn't GFE, the look of a 19 y / o kissing and staring at you while you pound her is great.

So, Facebook accomplished. I've officially sampled it all. Thoughts so far are this, it's definitely different. They really want to be there. I probably could have given her 150 mi and she'd have been happy, but the fact she asked for nothing was something that sucked me in. It's either a good play or I'm a sap. Maybe both. I know what that kind of money gets you in Bello, and I know what it means to me in the US. Then again, I know what I can get for that here, so I'm kinda torn. I'll have to sleep on it and see if I'm going fishing on FB anymore. They are still blowing up my messenger and Whatsapp, even the ones I said "no way, too expensive" to.

Tomorrow I'll get an early start and hit el centro and the maybe the casas. Also there are a few well reviewed chicas on Mileroticos and Photoprepagos. If you haven't already figured it out, google the number and see what comes up. Often it will be a review on a local forum. You can translate it. IF its one you can't access without an account, try viewing the cached version (click on three dots next to the link and then click "cached" You can translate that and see what the locals think.

More to follow.

[PussyRiot]

Just returned from a short trip and wanted to share few noticeable changes for future travelers.

Have visited this city about two and half years ago and haven't noticed much of change.

Uber- Experienced very long wait for each requested trips. Not sure what is causing this issue but it was really annoying to wait for the drivers 10-15 minute which was normal. Tried Didi and it did not help much.

ATM- Used Davivienda exclusively and able to get 2,000,000 pesos with Charles Schwab card. When screen shows the currency exchange rate, just decline which I was getting close to 3,800 k to dollar.

Mask- Prepare to wear a mask at all times (except in clubs).

Covid testing- Highly recommend this place and they come to your place of stay for Antigen covid.

150 k and https://www.proanalab.com/.

Fase Dos- On-site session cost from 190 k to 300 k and there are two minimum drink requirements. My previous visits did not have much of pretty girls but this time, quality was better and had more girls than last time.

La Isla- In my past trips, never found any stunners in this club but really saw some 8-9's on my visits.

Massage- After all the sex, just wanted a relaxing legitimate massage. Found Jade Spa close to my place in Poblado and it was complete waste of time and money. They also offer oral service along with massage but you can tell masseuses weren't professionals. Would not recommend.

Centro Casa- Always mind blowing that you can have sex with decent looking next-door type in professional establishment for less than $15. You can never go wrong with New Life, Amiga Sexy and Zandaly which are all walking distance to each other. Saw similar faces from last trip (that is a lot of dicks) but they are much more to pleasant than Gusto sharks.

Gusto / LLeras Park- Gusto girls were asking 200 USD and Lleras Park girls were asking 100 USD. Usually joked with them 200/100 Colombian pesos are amazing prices and many did not find it funny. Realistically, most of them take 200-250 k.

Enjoy guys and stay safe!

[Surfer500]

I got a call Saturday on my Colombian burner phone from a Chica I hadn't spoken with or been with in three years. Very odd that a Chica would be trying to reach out to someone after three years but I got the call and distinctly remembered her.

I had gone with her about half a dozen times before, and she's currently 29 now, so I told her to meet me in front of the Nutibara Hotel at 1 PM on Sunday for a rato. I took her to Hotel Deseos and knew exactly what I was in for. She was, and still is, a bonafide swallower. She has always demanded that after banging her that I come in her mouth. So no different than the times before, I banged her for awhile, and then was instructed iit was time for the grand finale which included her sucking every last drop out of me, swallowing all my gizz, then giving me a look of satisfaction, and then laying in my arms.

I currently, with her back in the line-up, have two bonafide / certified swallowers in my stable, or maybe given their specialty, the bullpen.

I think finding swallowers is harder than finding the elusive 9-10's everybody talks about.

And I don't understand what turns the swallowers on, I know my cum does not taste like a vanilla shake, so it can't be because it tastes good!

[SavePros321]

I know this has been mentioned here before, but by far the UberComfort option has been turning out to be the most reliable in regards to trying to get a ride for either your chica or yourself.

Also, the vehicles almost always turn out to be larger. It's more expensive than UberYa, but overall it's just a better service experience. Pretty much what you would expect for a standard Uber car in the US.

[Mtndew704]

Arriving August 13th and staying until August 22. Flying Sprit from Houston, hope that was not a mistake. This is my 7th trip and my last one was before the pandemic in March 2020. Not sure where I am staying yet. Anyone else going to be there during my trip.

I flew Spirit out of Charlotte March 2021, no issues. Enjoy the trip my friend, I'm jealous.

[Vewdew]

Alright boys I've always wanted to go to Medellin. Never been. I've got a nice lineup of facebook chics (don't know their price) who have agreed meet up. I have had some success on Tinder and have one SA chic who has stayed in touch with me for months. But some of you guys got me thinking the action is better in Bogota. Now I know Bogota well just did 23 days there and I have an awesome lineup of chicas there who are just fantastic all around, a great cabbie, great airbnb restaurants etc. So ID be interested to get some input.

Wish I could give ya some info but first timer to MDE also, also booked Santa Marta and Pereira. Next time I will be going to Bogota.

[Surfer500]

Agree. This one was all on me. I gave papaya. I should just get a burner. I actually had another phone with me and was planning to use it for Whatsapp and fotos, but I guess the phone is now outdated enough that Whatsapp would not allow me to update the software and use it. Never thought I'd lose my phone in an Uber between Poblado and Ibiza. I am usually paranoid about keeping my phone and money safe.

I have two I phones with different USA phone numbers here, however I rarely take them out anywhere. However I do have a burner phone, not a smart phone, that I carry with me. Albeit it is only good for calls and texting, and I do communicate primarily via Whatsapp on my I phones with my Chicas, I like you am very paranoid about losing one of my I phones, as they are my lifeline to the USA, hence I've been able to survive without having a smart phone on me when I'm out. I have friends that have told me to get a cheap smart phone versus the burner phone which I may consider doing, but have been able to survive with my burner phone. If it gets lost which happened once, it's registered with Claro, I pay a few dollars for a replacement SIM card and just buy a new one.

[GMoney582]

Alright boys I've always wanted to go to Medellin. Never been. I've got a nice lineup of facebook chics (don't know their price) who have agreed meet up. I have had some success on Tinder and have one SA chic who has stayed in touch with me for months. But some of you guys got me thinking the action is better in Bogota. Now I know Bogota well just did 23 days there and I have an awesome lineup of chicas there who are just fantastic all around, a great cabbie, great airbnb restaurants etc. So ID be interested to get some input.

[Osteoknot]

Man centro was fucking packed to the gills today.

But there wasnt the usual decent talent you see during weekday afternoons. Really had to hunt. Tons of guys, think it was a supply and demand thing.

Got there at high noon and left at 630 pm LOL. 2 sidenofilos total.Was just getting bad luck after bad luck. First girl too loose, 2nd didn't want it all the way in, 3rd didn't want lube, etc.

This literally never happens, I'm usually done after 2 girls, one for the primer, the other to finish, guess it is variance.

So ended up spending about 200 k with 6 diff girls. I think I did an hour of solid fucking.

Finally busted in doggy with a big booty vennie named mariana, I was smashing and smashing and I'm like damn this is some good pussy, then I see red on my dick, hahahahahah..

You may see me out there tomorrow. Depends where Soft Swirl's head is at and it's too soon to let the other chicas in my line up know I am here. Wait, another exception, La Gacella, who became Amazonia after she gained 10 kg. She gained the weight on purpose to make herself stronger for the grueling hotel job she had in Poblado. She was my Numero Dos chica, regular girl, never took a centavo in her life for sex. I bought her a refridgerator once after I fucked her twenty times, jajaaja. Anywho, she moved back to her home village five hours outside of MDE. She says she wants to bus in and meet me. I don't care about the price of the bus ticket but not sure I want to be waiting around like that. But she was Number Two. A sweeter chica I never met. I can't believe I am in Medellin and still posting old fotos, but I have some good ones of Amazonia. See below, they are all her. Super tight low mileage pussy and she gave me her asshole virginity. Fuck, now I would like to see her. The fotos with her clothes on strolling down the metro station is when she was still muy flaca and La Gacela with a body any NYC runway fashion model would envy. I love her both ways, skinny and thicker. Just like the header on this post, ya' got to adapt.

[Surfer500]

Man centro was fucking packed to the gills today.

But there wasnt the usual decent talent you see during weekday afternoons. Really had to hunt. Tons of guys, think it was a supply and demand thing.

Got there at high noon and left at 630 pm LOL. 2 sidenofilos total.Was just getting bad luck after bad luck. First girl too loose, 2nd didn't want it all the way in, 3rd didn't want lube, etc.

This literally never happens, I'm usually done after 2 girls, one for the primer, the other to finish, guess it is variance.

So ended up spending about 200 k with 6 diff girls. I think I did an hour of solid fucking.

Finally busted in doggy with a big booty vennie named mariana, I was smashing and smashing and I'm like damn this is some good pussy, then I see red on my dick, hahahahahah.

Nothing like period pussy. Finished finally, bed looked like a murder scene LOL. She said she "didn't know" . Yea ok ***** you can't feel that heavy flow ahhahahaha..

I was in Centro today around 5 PM and the place was packed as usual like it typically is on a Saturday. I've never gone thru six girls in a day in Centro but have had gone thru 3 in a day on many occasions. And basically for some of the same reasons you experienced. Some girls so loose that your dick is just flopping against the sides with no traction or sensation, than you have the girls doing the cock block maneuver, and the girls dry as hell refusing the lube.

Sounds like you were on a roll today, and got to cap it off with a girl who knew she was on her period, but at least you finally busted a nut.

What's nice about Centro though is that if you don't blow a load with a girl, you just go outside and grab another one.

And burning thru 200 K for six girls, that's chump change.

[LoveItHere69]

MiamiSammy,

Those are comments from a travel site that I shared. I am complaining if 2 things are indeed true. One is that their are no decent maps for such a huge park which is a huge problem if I am on the far side of the park and need to quickly return to the entrance before closing. Two is if I need to have a guide if I want to really explore and trek the miles I am used to on such outings. The guys that have posted all mentioned bringing girls with them that implies they did not stay all day or do anywhere near the walking I have planned so nobody can answer my 2 worries. How in the world does my post make me privileged? Whining about a mandatory guide is justified because I go to nature to be alone and relax, and a guide would defeat that goal. Embarrassment to mongers? I am commenting on a touristy outing alone which has nothing to do with mongering.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Man centro was fucking packed to the gills today.

But there wasnt the usual decent talent you see during weekday afternoons. Really had to hunt. Tons of guys, think it was a supply and demand thing.

Got there at high noon and left at 630 pm LOL. 2 sidenofilos total.Was just getting bad luck after bad luck. First girl too loose, 2nd didn't want it all the way in, 3rd didn't want lube, etc.

This literally never happens, I'm usually done after 2 girls, one for the primer, the other to finish, guess it is variance.

So ended up spending about 200 k with 6 diff girls. I think I did an hour of solid fucking.

Finally busted in doggy with a big booty vennie named mariana, I was smashing and smashing and I'm like damn this is some good pussy, then I see red on my dick, hahahahahah.

Nothing like period pussy. Finished finally, bed looked like a murder scene LOL. She said she "didn't know" . Yea ok ***** you can't feel that heavy flow ahhahahaha.

Anyways it's always a good day in centro, you really are in the wild, people will upcharge you left and right. Girls tell me when they talk to a gringo they start at 50, and ask 60,70, etc. I refuse to pay over 40 unless I don't have any smaller bills. I got asked twice if I was mexican today, so that is more or less where my spanish is.

Saw quite a few gringos otg, the dude in the Ohio state t shirt with a friend and two older guys around 70, one with a mustache, if you're on here dm me lets meet up.

[HoustonTxJake]

Arriving August 13th and staying until August 22. Flying Sprit from Houston, hope that was not a mistake. This is my 7th trip and my last one was before the pandemic in March 2020. Not sure where I am staying yet. Anyone else going to be there during my trip.

[Osteoknot]

Seamless, painless trip to Medellin. The American Airlines Boeing 787's are comfy and I can sleep in their main cabin seats. Large plane, nine people wide.

The only document other than my passport I was asked to show was the Migracion Form you fill out on line between one and 48 h before your first flight. I will post the link here in case you want to save it like I do in my Medellin file. Other than that, all I had to do was flash a passport and be on my way.

https://apps.migracioncolombia.gov.c...reregistro.jsf

Interestingly, as I think Surfer or someone useful here who is worth the space they occupy, the form is now asking if you are vaccinated, and do you have documentation of it? The handwriting is on the wall.

I often take the bus from the airport to El Centro, that drops off behind the Nutibara, but I had a flashy new French roll-on bag stuffed with presents for mi novia, with the tags still on it that screamed "snatch me" from 25 meters away. So I took one of those prepaid rides where the driver is waiting for you with a little sign with your name on it after you get thru customs. Total price for the ride, 110 mil COP but worth the door-to-door hassle free delivery. Driver knew my destination before we met.

Fuck, a limo ride like that in the states would be two hundred bucks easy. I booked the ride at the same time I made my hotel reservation. Interestingly, if I tried to book the ride later through the hotel, the price was double. Booking.com gives you the option on check-out after you make your hotel reservation to reserve the white glove service ride. My driver spoke decent English but my Spanish was better than his English, jaja.

I was supposed to stay with Soft Swirl tonight, but her mother died yesterday of Covid. For real. Mom was unvaccinated of course, virtually all the people dying now are unvaccinated. Adds an extra layer of stupidity on top of the ignoramuses who "choose" not to be vaccinated.

My readership knows I am an Ayenda kinda guy, and they continue not to disappoint. My first time at this Ayenda, two blocks off Avenida 70 and around the corner from Exito.

The room is small and basic. I booked it as a back up just in case something untoward happened, although the death in the family I mentioned above was a little extreme. None of my other chicas know I am here yet. That news goes out one chica at a time, lowest to highest ranking.

I have already asked the cute-as-a-button maid here out to dinner, but not Ugly American style. You have to do it on the down-low so she doesn't get fired. In our little circle, we call it, "Don't pull a Jamie" who got a maid fired from an upscale Medellin hotel by banging her in his room. The maid here is so cute. She hasn't said yes yet but I didn't give her a chance to say no, jajaja. I will report success or failure. I am not here to impress, only to share another way we peel the layers off this onion we call Medellin.

Not shown in the room foto, a private bath, nice sized shower, hot water, clean, secure, 24 hour desk, and a TV with perfect reception. Like all Ayendas, guest friendly. Great neighborhood, seems like every third storefront is a cafe. Strongest WiFi I've had to date in Colombia, and I am the end of the hallway which is often a weak spot for WiFi.

Here's the best part, going by today's exchange rate, less than $8 per night. I get a double discount, not sure exactly what someone else's rate might be.

Colombia has the best fruits, can't name them yet but I love these. Thanks Villainy. Your tips and advice are always rock solid. Ostee Out. Gawd it feels great to be back.

[Osteoknot]

Definitely not a midget as all things are in proportion, and I always check her out, and have thought about trying it out, but even though she is so dinky, who knows how tight she is, she might open up like a house when you put it in her.

Midgets are proportional, by definition. Think Wizard of Oz. Dwarves are achondroplastic, have normal torso, head and neck, but the limbs and digits are "not in proportion" you might say. There are cultural differences, but because Americans tend to be on the taller side, anyone under 4' 10" and proportional, is a midge. Although, all these terms are probably politically incorrect these days, I can't keep track.

I know the girl of which we speak. I will take her for a twirl. You're right about that, impossible to predict, she could be tiny and tight down there, although doubtful because of her chosen profession, or she could have echo caverns and you might need a life line to keep from falling in and getting lost.