Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Been with 150-200 Sw this year between Colombia, mexico, and Brazil. And a handful in the states. Lost count

All I can say is the hottest ones give the worst service. Straight up.

Starfish and no intimacy or conversation. Becuase theyre prolly fucked all day.

The thicker sevens with a cute face give DFK, DATY, 69, etc. It's not even close.

Stick to the shy girls in the walkways on their phones and buy them a beer.

It's Night and day. And the fucking vennie clicks with their loser boyfriends in front of the horse statue by the arepa place in ground zero are hilarious. They are hot yea but stand there waiting for Some dope to approach them after their boyfriend has been kissing their neck etc. the drug dealers run the show at ground zero and fuck em for free.

For guys that must have a beauty queen, meaning they must have a Chica with a beautiful face and perfect body, well there's plenty of them working Centro nowadays, and as you know, the service can be terrible with lots of rules!

I won't mess with them, a total waste of time, "trophy fucks" that may perform the "cock block manuever" and fake it while laying dead on the bed. LOL.

[Osteoknot]

"She and my novia put half a 300 mil COP bag of pink shit up their noses, which is a lot, for an extra 40 bucks approximately. But I consider pink shit a good ROI on any girl who uses it, because of how it opens them up sexually, literally and figuratively. "

Sorry, what is the Pink Shit?

Tussy, Tuci, Pink Cocaine, 2 see, 2 CB, Google those terms and that will get you started.

The stuff here is not actually "Tussy", it is an adulteration, the real chemical 2-CB has been around for almost a hundred years but the stuff you get now is a replicant trying to attempt the same high as the original.

As always, stories about recreational drugs are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone the use of illicit drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substance in any country of the world.

[Regnom3000]

Hi guys! Am coming back to Laureles in early September. Haven't been there or in in Colombia since I got stuck in Bucaramanga for 2 months at the start of the pandemic! Am more a daytime mongerer, meeting chicas from sites like mileroticos and photoprepagos, not interested in tinder / Parque Lleras etc. Haven't had any problems doing things that way.

From the huge amounts of escort ads online at the moment, it seems like a shagging madhouse at the moment with endless opportunities! Is that the case?

Do you think there's a higher risk of getting drugged / robbed by prepagos than before the pandemic? Most horror stories I've heard about, even from years back have usually involved Tinder / Facebook dates, or guys generally behaving like jerks. I would have thought it's pretty unlikely by a chica advertising and displaying her photos and address, and who has reviews online?

I know this isn't a simple question and is speculative, but if you're sensible, ie don't go off the beaten track, especially after dark and stumble around drunk and act like a jerk etc, is it much more dangerous than before the pandemic? The social situation / riots etc have calmed down now and I'm hoping that's also reflected in crime starting to go down?

Hey man,

I'm cut from your same cloth and prefer the prepagos route over the sw or fb scene. Been around a few different casas and unmarked apartments pretty much all in Laureles. Haven't had any problems yet. Did a review post recently with a few spots that won't have any websites or anything but pretty legit. Feel free to PM me if you've got questions.

3 k.

[Yusk1984]

Got the same quote in both Luna why fase.

I read Costa Rica and some other South America countries are locking down: 4th wave. Probably they know demand is high ATM in Colombia. By the way, do these chicks pay taxes on their income since prostitution is legal in the country? How does it work? How does the country benefit from this market? I know they indirectly benefit for "employing" people but is there any other way Colombia benefits from this business?

[Elvis 2008]

Are any girls from SA really normal girls?

The girls voluntarily sign up for a website so you get all kinds there but yes, there are normal women on there.

They are all looking for an arrangement so it's basically prostitution.

As they say, you are paying for it one way or another. I am not sure what you mean. For some, there is women who qualify as prostitutes. Others would cuss you out for bringing it up. There are not going to be legal issues in Colombia like the US, so I do not get what the issue is with that. It is hard for me to say this on a monger board where all the guys think every chick just wants money, but there have been women on SA that I have met who do not like how they fell taking money for sex and have stopped doing it. I thought there was no or not as much of a stigma with prostitution in Colombia / South America, but there is.

I realize some girls feel SA is more discreet and they are more likely to find someone that expects to send money while out of the country. "You keep sending money and I am your girlfriend". That's the implied relationship right?

All the women know is that this is a website that they can maybe make money and see what a guy's income and wealth is (or at least have some idea). For many women, it is a chance to meet foreigners / Americans.

For most guys, it is pay per meet. Paying for a GF abroad does not make sense to me though some guys could do it.

Many if not most the women on the site that I had met had never been on a date before nor even understood what an arrangement was. Others use it as an escort service. The best thing to do is to define what you want and the kind of woman you are looking and put it in your profile. You then send out messages to women who fit what you need.

A sugar baby sugar daddy relationship can be whatever the two people decide it to be, everything from just straight fucking for cash to finding possibly marrying, but as I keep saying, there is an emotional component.

IMO it is the best place to find hot "normal" women but it is much more work than just calling up an escort agency. But as I keep saying, good sugar baby sex blows away ho sex.

[JjBee62]

Bro, keep your reports coming! You did much more stuff in 12 HR period than I did in the entire week. Please hook me up with your threesome girls)

I agree his reports are excellent. However, you might want to hear a threesome report on the girls, before committing. I've found that most threesomes in Medellin end up being trios instead. A trio is where one girl entertains you, while the other is on WhatsApp. Then they switch. It's more like tag team wrestling than a threesome.

You can have a great threesome in Medellin, but you have to clearly state exactly what you expect, otherwise you will end up with a trio.

[JjBee62]

Got the same quote in both Luna why fase.

Last November I heard the price at Fase 2 was 300 k, the same as at La Isla. At that price you're better off going to La Isla, more girls and comfortable seating.

[OldSchool318]

"She and my novia put half a 300 mil COP bag of pink shit up their noses, which is a lot, for an extra 40 bucks approximately. But I consider pink shit a good ROI on any girl who uses it, because of how it opens them up sexually, literally and figuratively. "

Sorry, what is the Pink Shit?

[GMoney582]

Absolutely awesome report. I was thinking about booking a place in Laureles so I can go to Fantasia Energy during the day. However, after reading your report, I changed my mind and will look for a hotel / bnb near the Parque LLeras so I can go to the livestock show every night. What a perfect show to end the night. I will pm you and hopefully we can get together in MDE.

These chicks are charging 300 K at 2 am. Nobody's around. They're delusional. You can definitely get them down to sub 150 K maybe even sub 100 K at that hour.

[DiverOyster]

Left Barra Ejecutiva and headed over to Parque LLeras. I was surprised that The place was jumping at that hour. Lots of chicas. Good looking ones too. But all asking 300 K. Almost all. But I knew I could get them down and just experimented with a few successfully. You can get them for 150 k at that hour for sure, If you feel comfortable out there at that hour. There were some gringos out there and I felt better having Ivan my taxi guy there with me, even though I would have been fine without him. He was having a blast looking at the "livestock" "Echandole ojo al ganao" as I told him. We walked around talking to every hot chica we saw. They were almost all very aggressive and expensive. I was almost tempted by two beautiful light skinned morenas, but decided to pass and head home around qtr to 3 am. What a blast boyz.

I settled up with Ivan. He picked me up at 11:30 and dropped me off at 2:40. He charged me 70 k and I felt that was awesome. I told him you are my cabbie. Ill call you first before I call Uber or look for a cab. He said he was really grateful and happy. He said had such a good time he forgot he was working.

Absolutely awesome report. I was thinking about booking a place in Laureles so I can go to Fantasia Energy during the day. However, after reading your report, I changed my mind and will look for a hotel / bnb near the Parque LLeras so I can go to the livestock show every night. What a perfect show to end the night. I will pm you and hopefully we can get together in MDE.

[Nounce]

You felt Lleras was more sketchy than centro?

He used the word "aggressive" which I think means the girls and trannies will approach you aggressively. This is usually not the case in El Centro.

[Knowledge]

LOL! The horse statue vennie boyfriends comment is very funny. C'Mon. Man, show some respect, they aren't losers they are entrepreneurs LOL! Some of them at least sell mobile phone accessories or "arroz chino" from pushcarts while they watch their babies' mamas hustle. It's a vibe.

Been with 150-200 Sw this year between Colombia, Mexico, and Brazil. And a handful in the states. Lost count

All I can say is the hottest ones give the worst service. Straight up.

Starfish and no intimacy or conversation. Becuase theyre prolly fucked all day.

The thicker sevens with a cute face give DFK, DATY, 69, etc. It's not even close.

Stick to the shy girls in the walkways on their phones and buy them a beer.

It's Night and day. And the fucking vennie clicks with their loser boyfriends in front of the horse statue by the arepa place in ground zero are hilarious. They are hot yea but stand there waiting for Some dope to approach them after their boyfriend has been kissing their neck etc. the drug dealers run the show at ground zero and fuck em for free. Surfer knows.

[DiverOyster]

Hi, sorry for the newbie question, but I RTFF few pages back, and didn't find. What's SA stand for? I guess it's chat app, but wich one?

SA = Seeking Arrangement = Seeking.com.

[Paulie97]

I have been to just about every venue and now only frequent places like Barra Executiva when a visiting gringo friend wants me to have a boys night out. Like Mr International states it is 80 mil plus room or whatever the creep at the bar can get out of you.

The girls set their own prices there. Negotiate with them, not any "creeps" who probably aren't the manager. He's usually not behind the bar but roaming or sitting out front. If you want two, vette a girl then see if she has a friend there she'd like to work with.

P.S. Last I was there 80 mil for a girl was common though many of the hotter ones hold at 100, plus I'm not too eager to haggle over $6.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Been with 150-200 Sw this year between Colombia, mexico, and Brazil. And a handful in the states. Lost count

All I can say is the hottest ones give the worst service. Straight up.

Starfish and no intimacy or conversation. Becuase theyre prolly fucked all day.

The thicker sevens with a cute face give DFK, DATY, 69, etc. It's not even close.

Stick to the shy girls in the walkways on their phones and buy them a beer.

It's Night and day. And the fucking vennie clicks with their loser boyfriends in front of the horse statue by the arepa place in ground zero are hilarious. They are hot yea but stand there waiting for Some dope to approach them after their boyfriend has been kissing their neck etc. the drug dealers run the show at ground zero and fuck em for free. Surfer knows

And to the guy asking if it is safer since post protests, it's the same.

If you get scared taking a wrong turn in prado then yea you won't feel safe. It's the same pretty much.