Medellin Reports

[Mr Enternational]

So I am close to starting a tour business.

Add this one to the stupid comments. Travel, have a blast, and leave the bright business ideas to the locals or back home.

[IamLookin]

Why do you think readers of this forum need to pay for a guide? Sounds like you are trying pull off a scam. There is plenty of information here for all. No need to pay you or anyone else services of a guide

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

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[Zeos1]

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

Be very careful. Tour guides from outside are viewed with some suspicion. If you are local ignore that. Also issues with licensing. If your tours include anything to do with the business we talk about here on this board be doubly careful. A very well know guide from the past decided it was better to jump out a window from the fourth floor with a sheet around his neck rather than face what he was facing.

[BlackThought]

You've only been in Colombia for 60 days and you have met hundreds of girls?

I'm sure he doesn't mean he slept with them.

[BlackThought]

I always heard there were two rainy seasons in Medellin (MDE), and your graph does show a bimodal distribution and we are in one now. I grew up in Florida and the rainy seasons here' are no worse. You can generally dodge the rain and not alter your activities. It's NOT like Thailand where you will be wading up to your mid-shins in water.

In summary, the two features about rain that stand out to me in MDE are the faucet storms, and the nightime rains. Ostee Out.

This is very helpful. Per my research the temperature range is 85-63°F year-round. Months with the least rain are Jan-March, but if the rain is as you describe, then I shouldn't have to plan my trip around the weather.

[RiceRocket99]

Thanks for the compliments, you're far too kind. Yeah, when we met up I think in January of this year, buying an apt / condo wasn't in my immediate future plans. I definitely pulled off a power move way sooner than I originally thought and I'm absolutely glad I did. Next time I get back to Medellin, and if you're around, drinks on me and if you're interested, I'll show you my apt and the many hot, big ass, nice tits, MILF neighbors living there jajaja. I don't mess with any of the females in my complex, I keep everything cordial as I want them to see me as a fellow chino paisa vecino and not as a manwho*re (mujeriego) haha. I always get caught staring at their cleavages / asses or maybe I want them to know I'm staring at them and I have no shame LOL.

It's never too late to improve your Spanish skills and enjoy more out of life no matter how old or young you are. Cheers!

You are one of the cooliest dudiest guys out there. The first time I saw and heard your Asian swag and fluent Spanish slang I was like, Whoa, this guy is like from another planet! 2 COOL4 SKOOL all day long. I totally get why you would buy a condo in Medellin and I think Bello is purrfekt for you. You bring out in me two things I don't believe in. Jealousy, of your Lucky Mother Fucker Chino Spanish Speaking Stud Ass, and Regret, that I didn't get here sooner and learn Spanish quicker for as you said, "the kid in a candy store" experience. Keep On Keepin' On!

[JjBee62]

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

Just a few ideas off the top of my head.

If you're going to run a business in Colombia, you will need a visa which allows you to generate an income in Colombia. I'd recommend talking to at least a lawyer and an accountant.

You'll also need to deal with the red tape of registering your business in Colombia. Again, talk to a lawyer and an accountant.

If you're going to employ Colombians you'll be required to contribute to the national pension fund for each employee. Lawyer and accountant again.

Of course the downside is that there are already plenty of groups offering tours, groups which have been around for a long time, have lots of experienced guides and an established customer base.

Another downside is there are 2 distinct groups of gringos who visit Colombia. There are the mongers and then there's everyone else. Mongers, for the most part don't have a big interest in paying for tours. Between World Travel's map and mongers who are happy to show guys around, it's not much of a market.

For the non-mongers, the local market already offers plenty of options.

The thought has crossed my mind that you are considering pimping under the pretense of offering guide service. Don't get offended. I can think of 3 reasons why that's a bad idea.

1. There are already plenty of Colombians offering that service and they're unlikely to welcome any outside competition, especially if the competition is undercutting their rates.

2. Pimping is illegal in Colombia. The rewards aren't worth the risk.

3. Every girl will immediately bypass you and keep the extra money.

What I've found, and I've taken lots of mongers and shown them around, is most guys will happily buy a few beers or even a meal for the tours, but they're not ready to hand out enough cash to make it worthwhile as a business. Why should they? For 50 k they can go to the Mansion bar, make contact with mongers there who have years of experience in Medellin, and get the tour for the price of a taxi. Or there are plenty of guys who are more than happy to share knowledge with them.

A Colombian paying 300 k monthly for rent and utilities can make a go of it, but most gringos need a lot more just for Colombian expenses, without considering they probably have other financial obligations back home.

[JustTK]

You've only been in Colombia for 60 days and you have met hundreds of girls?

Maybe he includes tinder matches as a meet up. Haha.

[Yusk1984]

You've only been in Colombia for 60 days and you have met hundreds of girls?

Probably he meant figuratively just a lot of girls. Like king Solomon had 1000 wives. Why not 999 or 1001 they probably just meant a lot.

[MongerHunger]

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

You've only been in Colombia for 60 days and you have met hundreds of girls?

[DonCarlos1234]

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

[Mr Enternational]

So I move in and she is super shy and nervous. Keeps saying "me the pena" I feel embarrassed.

I always say me too, but it is only us 2 here.

[GMoney582]

So I woke up in the morning I wake to getting hits from Karol from FB. I confirm that we will see each other at 2 pm. I hit the gym and come back just in time to meet up with her. She is photogenic and she looks better in her pics than in real life. But still a very beautiful woman who I'm really attracted to. Its hard to figure out where she stands. Definite non pro but she very clearly offered sex in our initial chats. So I move in and she is super shy and nervous. Keeps saying "me the pena" I feel embarrassed. So I have to turn on the tranquil charm to chill her out. We have a nice session. She's got a great pussy and I get her to orgasm. She give a decent BBBJ but she reached a point where she said she had to stop. So I roll her over and do traditional mish with light tongue kissing. I thinks she really hot, but the timidity and nervousness got a bit in the way. I didn't cum and just rolled over when I was exhausted. She apologized for being so nervous. She lighted up at the end but it was still a bit distracting. She asked me to give her another chance and for us to go out for coffee and just get to know each other more. She later texted me and thanked me for being so respectful and amiable. We made a tentative plan to meet Monday.

So I spoke to Luisa, the girl from last night, and made arrangements to have her come over tonight for another session. Last night's was so good I figured lets go for round 2. She got there earlier and I figured she'the stay more time. We ordered up some rappi and started going at while we waited for it to arrive. She started going for the BBBJ and she's got great skills. She gets me so rock hard I just want to fuck the shit out of her so I have her bag it up and start pounding mish. She really learned quickly how to grip that cock with her vaginal muscles and I was more than happy to have her practice at my direction. I pounded her until I rolled over in exhaustion. The rappi arrived and we ate it in bed, rested digested and then I wanted another round. To which she says, she has to go. The kids, the Mom blah blah blah. I thought we would be hanging for the evening and into the early morning hours. Oh well. I decided its time to look for someone with no kids. We were having a great time.

She left around 11 pm and its still early, so I grab a cab down to lleras. It's raining again and not a lot of people around. Guys Lleras is a great place to hang in the evenings. So many beautiful chicas. Expensive yes but I have a blast talking them up. The girls are standing in the rain still asking for 300 k and I will tell you know that some won't budge much from that. But there are some who ask 200 k and will budge. I chatted up the Vennie who had these beautiful eyes. She was only asking 150 K, so I accepted. We went back to my place and had an average session. Nothing worth getting into details about. She was a lot heavier than what I could see with all the rain gear on. Nice woman. She left and I passed out.

[BlueChange]

Awesome report Bluechange. Question. Are you able to get face pics from any of these agencies before ordering?

Not much of an agency guy but my experience is that it's usually difficult to get one.

If the girl isn't already putting it out there unblured, it is a waste of time to even ask. Trust the process, if you stay in the agency long enough you start to get a sense of who is fake and who is real. Google the #s, search for reviews and also take chances. The best thing you can do is be preapred to walk away if it is a bait & switch. I know it can really suck if you are super horny and just walk in and seatle. That is what they are hoping for, be strong and have a back up ready. This past month I turned away 3. Its ok. But yeah, you aint gettting face pics.

[Osteoknot]

In Bello, I rarely see any gringos and almost never see any Asians. The only chinos I see are the ones working at mom and pop Chinese restaurants LOL. Lots of paisas are into Asians. I grew up in California, so I'm into modern style and fashion so most paisas like the way I talk and dress, especially when I can speak with their cultural slang and swag. You'll get non pro action like a kid in a candy store. But from time to time, I do get stereotyped because people will ask me what part of China I'm from or how is it over there in China when I wasn't born there or grew up there. I still have some family in Hong Kong. Anyways, don't matter if you're Korean, Japanese or Chinese, you'll get called a chino. I had to educate many on the differences and similarities between the countries. BTW, I was born in Panama so I actually grew up speaking Spanish, so I just got lucky.

You are one of the cooliest dudiest guys out there. The first time I saw and heard your Asian swag and fluent Spanish slang I was like, Whoa, this guy is like from another planet! 2 COOL4 SKOOL all day long. I totally get why you would buy a condo in Medellin and I think Bello is purrfekt for you. You bring out in me two things I don't believe in. Jealousy, of your Lucky Mother Fucker Chino Spanish Speaking Stud Ass, and Regret, that I didn't get here sooner and learn Spanish quicker for as you said, "the kid in a candy store" experience. Keep On Keepin' On!