Medellin Reports

[MongerHunger]

The Metro is fast, cheap and convenient. I would avoid it during morning and evening rush hour peak times. Recently took the Metro to San Javier and then the cable car to La Aurora past Comuna 13. It was a nice day and the views of the city were nice. Kind of spent the day on the local scene far away from Gringos. Nice chicas on the Metro. Exploring Medellin is fun. Met a few girls out and about.

[Osteoknot]

No idea if this chick is a 3, 7, or 11. All I know is that she came over this morning for a couple of hours for 150,000. She walked through the door, dropped to her knees, and started sucking my dick. Then she asked me if I wanted a massage. Then after the massage she fucked the brakes off of me and went to get a hot washcloth when we finished. Then she came and cuddled up next to me.

This chick was definitely one of the best GFEs ever. She had a very bubbly personality. She is smart as hell. Psychology student. Spoke good English and was telling me Albert Einstein quotes and shit. I was stunned. When we left out, she did not count the money. She just gave me a big kiss. Fuck repeating. I am thinking about marrying her, regardless of her being a 4 or 6.

But it ain't her. She was working on her Masters in psychology, fluent in English, a competitive in line track skater, and a "nine" all day long, jeje. And I let her get away.

You fucked a couple thousand girls? Gross. JK. You should sell your plasma for antibodies. I hope you at least got the Hep be vaccine series. Look who I am talkin' to about vaccines, jajajjaa. Keep on Keepin' On!

[Osteoknot]

I do it as a figure of speech. The only thing that matters is what you think and feel at that moment of the paired XX chromosome in front of you. Nothing else. I prefer my 9 to be someone else's 6 because then that means there is less competition for her, jajajjaa. Maybe you want to find a like-minded mongerer who agrees with all your ratings, and then what? You either out hustle each other or you get bored at the same time.

The point is, there is no point to assigning numbers and listening to other peoples opinions about something that personal and which requires no justification. The most very basic fork in the road usually starts with something like, skinny chicas or fat chicas? Young ones or old ones? Straight hair or curly? Some guys adore the plastic lips, boobs and asses, obvio or the girls wouldn't be doing it, and other find it repulsive. Totally cool.

ALL my girls are 9's to me because I say they are, and that's all that matters. Sure, there are concepts of ideal beauty based on Greek purrfeckt proportion, but for the other 99.99998% of the imperfect people on the planet, it's simply a matter of what puts the tingle in your dingle.

Most of it is intangible, anyway. The more I like about a girl, the better she starts to look to me. Have you ever stepped back and taken an objective look at many if not most of the "beautiful" people in Hollywood? They are considered super attractive and desirable yet without their talent and magnetism, you would not even pay them a passing glance on the street.

Don't ever listen to anyone else's opinion about what YOU consider to be beautiful, within the bounds of legality and reason, of course. That what makes horse races and creates individuality, preferences and taste. The old saying, "There is no accounting for taste" is true, but it's not necessarily negative. Unless you are a haute couture fashion designer who makes a living off of selling what other people find attractive, no one ever has to justify what they physically do or do not like in another human being. The entire concept is rampant self-validation to justify one's own ego.

[Mr Enternational]

No idea if this chick is a 3, 7, or 11. All I know is that she came over this morning for a couple of hours for 150,000. She walked through the door, dropped to her knees, and started sucking my dick. Then she asked me if I wanted a massage. Then after the massage she fucked the brakes off of me and went to get a hot washcloth when we finished. Then she came and cuddled up next to me.

This chick was definitely one of the best GFEs ever. She had a very bubbly personality. She is smart as hell. Psychology student. Spoke good English and was telling me Albert Einstein quotes and shit. I was stunned. When we left out, she did not count the money. She just gave me a big kiss. Fuck repeating. I am thinking about marrying her, regardless of her being a 4 or 6.

[GeneHickman]

The last picture is of the girl I think who is the prettiest of them all. She is from Medellin, and she is the one in the black gym outfit with sweat pants. I met her on seeking and paid her $100, and she was fine with it. I do not recommend her. She is a narcissist with a very cocky personality but she was better in bed, maybe a 6 performance wise, than I thought.

She was on seeking as Kiara. I thought her picture showed she was a 10 and in real life looks wise I think she was a 10 as well. I actually had a guy here say he could get a girl who looked like her in El Centro. Shit, I could not find anyone who looked like her at La Isla. Some were close but none matched her.

It seems to me that there are guys here who say "I don't know. She is a 7, maybe an 8 on a good day. " And those guys are full of shit. The only 9's or 10's in their minds are the women on their arms. Anyone else is an 8 a best.

Good points Elvis. Looks bear no correlation with performance. Looks make us want to sesion, but if the session is shit, the attraction wears away pretty quickly. The ones that can hold my attention are the girls that are GFE, helpful and open in communication, reliable, perform well in the sack and of course are good looking. I would be willing to sacrifice a point or two but not more than that on looks to get the right combination. This combination is not as easy to find as you would think.

For me I can't even do under a 7. 7-8 is where you can find those with the correct mix. Dolling up chicas can make them look a point or so higher. I personally can't deal with cellulite. That's why I don't deal with anyone over 25. By that age it's more prevalent if they aren't gym rats. IMHO these chicas probably only have a decade or so of viability in this field. And that's if they don't fuck it up with lots of tattoos, boob jobs, and nose jobs, as many are prone to do.

If you ever find the unicorn that's a natural 9 or a 10 with all these attributes as Elvis says he has, then you've hit the jackpot and you better watch your back, because other punters are always hitting on her and some dudes will shower money and want to lock them into a deal. I would rate that last chica Elvis posted as a 9. They don't need to do much retail fucking so to speak.

[Mr Enternational]

Check out any Latino rapper music videos, you think the girls in those vids would take 200 k to fuck some random gringo (maybe if you look like Ryan gosling, but not an average dude).

The only reason Ryan Gosling may look good is because he is famous. Without the fame he is also just some random gringo. I am sure that most of us have a friend or 2 that look pretty much like him and 1000s of chicks are not drooling over them.

The same with these chicks. If these broads did not take nice pics with their hair and makeup done and mfs would not have clicked on them 500,000 times then they would just be the normal girl from the barrio. Same with the guy before talking about wanting to fuck Hooter's girls. They are just waitresses in the restaurant. If the same chicks were next door serving in the Colombian restaurant would it be such a big deal about guys wanting to fuck them? They probably would not look at the chicks twice.

[Mr Enternational]

No, ur right, I have never seen a 9 or 10. I can't use the internet. In fact come to think of it I am blind in both eyes. And if I saw a girl that was a 9 or 10, I would pass her on to you because shed be too expensive for me.

I have 3 grades. Thats all I need. Great time, ok, and rubbish. In my experience, there are plenty of great girls at under 50 k,

Amen to that. I have the same 3 grades, especially after fucking a couple thousand chicks. I don't see how guys get time to do any fucking with all this grading going on. I just come to fuck for the fun and I hardly ever get a rubbish time.

[Belisaj]

You can read about it following this.

Appreciate it good sir thank you. Clears up all the questions I had about the place. I thought people were referring to Hotel Mansion on Carrera 43 which was why I was extremely confused why people would be staying there when there's so many better options.

[JjBee62]

The only way what he said makes sense to me is that he wants an easy route to find the perfect looking women. And of course, I know this doesn't really make sense. LOL

And I want to go out to my garden and find a gold mine.

I really don't understand why anyone believes they can get the best of anything without having to work for it.

[Nounce]

Newbie question but I keep seeing this brought up in previous posts without explanation but what exactly is the Mansion? Is this the same as Loutron? Because if you try to Google search this of course it's such a generic name it could mean anything from a neighborhood to one of many different buildings. Thanks.

You can read about it following this.

Hotelmedellinplaza.

[Belisaj]

Why don't you just take the easy route and stay at the Mansion?

Newbie question but I keep seeing this brought up in previous posts without explanation but what exactly is the Mansion? Is this the same as Loutron? Because if you try to Google search this of course it's such a generic name it could mean anything from a neighborhood to one of many different buildings. Thanks.

[Nounce]

Why don't you just take the easy route and stay at the Mansion?

The only way what he said makes sense to me is that he wants an easy route to find the perfect looking women. And of course, I know this doesn't really make sense. LOL

[JustTK]

I don't have enough energy for the centro scene, casas, or the Facebook / Tinder thing. Actually, I will cross the line up and pointing at the girl you want thing off my bucket list some day, but my point is that I'm lazy as helll.

Why don't you just take the easy route and stay at the Mansion? Everything is laid for guests that want an easy life. You don't even have to leave the hotel (well, maybe go to the cash machine occassionally).

Or alternatively rent an apartment or stay in a hotel near Bananas in Sta Marta. Again, everything is easy as pie there.

[Combo]

In my 3 trips to Energy, I have not seen a 9 far less a 10. 7-8 tops. My guess is 9s or 10s if they do come to energy don't last very long for various reasons. The thing that struck me is after 2+ yrs on my 3rd trip, I saw a few of the same girls at energy who had given me horrible service first time.

Loutron I have seen and sessioned with a 9 but service was very limited and mechanical. After literally waiting my turn after another monger beat me to the punch, she was Condom everything, no kissing, and I had a hard time finishing. I realized I didn't like that kind of distant sex. Kissing, BBBJ and a sense that the chica is also into it some is important for me. But YMMV and others have reported better sessions. One of my most memorable experiences this trip was when me and my chica were staring out of the highrise window at the Quatro sur bridge at around 10pm with music in the background, after a few minutes, she literally spontaneously dropped to her knees, pulled down my pants and BBBJ me for nearly 10mins to completion as I stood there taking in the Medellin night view. Those memories are not easy to orchestrate, more spontaneous.
La Isla you will find the occasional 9/10. Fase dos, I did not see 9/10's in 2 trips there, but wouldn't doubt they are there occasionally. However guaranteed lots of silicone!
But I have never been able to find such memorable experiences in a casa environment. It's just different for each person.

I agree with your ratings for all four places. Energy. I've been about 15 times and never seen a 9 or 10 (though obviously it's all opinion). Best bet in MDE is probably La Isla (if you don't mind silicone).

If one is seriously looking to find lots of 9's and 10's in one place, I would head to Sao Paulo. I've seen as many 9's and 10's in a busy night at Scandallo in Sao Paulo than in 30 or so trips to MDE combined.

[JjBee62]

I really like your style. If I may ask, what's your preferred method of mongering in Medellin then? I don't have enough energy for the centro scene, casas, or the Facebook / Tinder thing. Actually, I will cross the line up and pointing at the girl you want thing off my bucket list some day, but my point is that I'm lazy as hell. When I make my first trip, I'll probably just stick with SA and ask cool university girls I meet from there if they have any cute friends who like to party (thanks Ostee, learned this from you). I've been advised against it by vets on the forum and from RTFF, but god knows what I want the most is to connect with a 10/10 cam girl and convince her to come out for a getaway filled with good food, passionate love-making, and a nice ass Airbnb in El Poblado. Sounds so hot. The thought of even flying out a girl from Bogota doesn't itch me, nor does paying her a shit ton on top of making up what she'd lose for missing 3-4 days of work from the camming day job. It would be a once in a lifetime experience, and maybe a cool way to make a new friend. To be honest, I'm surprised it isn't more common. I'm sure there are a couple success stories out there. But then again, both girls and guys who make promises before visiting a country tend to be flaky as hell.

Gone to Medellin and landed a webcam model that is? Why are you still fantasizing about something you believe is easier than sending a message that says "I want to have sex with you?

Let's clear something up. A webcam model is someone who supports themselves 100% through webcam earnings. A webcam model isn't anyone who has been on webcam at one time.

The reasons why more guys don't go to Medellin and have a few days of sex with successful webcam models are the same reasons why not very many people start a space flight company and launch themselves into space.

1. It takes a great deal of effort, time, knowledge and money.

2. After investing all that time and money, almost everyone fails.

3. If you manage to succeed you get a few minutes of pleasure.

Let's look at some of the things which you believe require too much effort.

For Facebook, Tinder and SA, the startup is basically the same, you create a profile and start looking at women. If you want to contact the women, with Facebook it's free. Tinder and SA require a subscription. They all require the same amount of effort, but the most expensive option is somehow easier? I'm confused.

I agree that finding street girls in El Centro takes some effort, but what about casas and strip clubs? A taxi drops you off at the door. You walk inside. You sit down. You drink a beer while deciding which one you want to fuck. I can see how that could just completely exhaust someone. The only way it could require less effort is if someone picked you up and carried you inside.

The only thing that could be easier is Facebook. Once you've established a list, all you have to do is post a picture and tag yourself in Medellin. Then you decide which girl who messaged you asking to fuck, you want to fuck.

I guess some people never figured out most of the stories in Penthouse Forum are made up.