Medellin Reports

[Captain Solo]

Turgid,

I go to Tijuana just about every weekend because of convenience, and it sure beats the LA ghettos with lots of violent crimes, ugly, skanky, hardened WGs.

People in Medellin show a lot of love to each other and to their children in public. Their children are nice, clean, well cared for, balanced, happy. They are friendly, honest, patient and helpful to strangers like me. Compared to other peoples in America, Europe, Asia, the average people in Medellin are civilized and good citizens.

I would want to do a few trips to MDE every year.

[Nounce]

... after much congested traffic go to La Isla about 8..... I wasted my time and money at La Isla, would never go back.

Unless something has changed, I think you went too early.

[Elvis 2008]

Girls kept coming in to work through the back door to their dressing room. I sneaked a view and found a dozen girls with their street clothes off, putting on make up. They were almost all hefty with big butts, big boobs, thick thighs, lots of tats, plain faces, a few blacks. Beers are 33 M cops or $8 for guys and girls. Session costs 320 M cops or $80 including room. There were 2 skinny girls but their faces looked old, bodies plastered with tats, not interested.

I went to the manager, a big guy looking half African, no show, I wanted my money back to go home. He said money was gone, would never come back, give him 10 minutes to put on a show. 10 minutes later there was still no show. 5 minutes later he put a fairly chubby girl on stage, about a 3 on HK's scale in looks and dance. Eventually about 10 girls in dresses came out sitting by themselves on the couches, not looking at guys, not going around flirting. Was looking hard but could not find one worth a session for any money, I went to the manager again asking for my money back. He said wait a minute, brought out a cute, smiling girl for me, about 5'5 160 lbs. She looked cute but was still too heavy for my taste, not interested. There were still no strippers, no show, it got very boring.

I decided to leave to go to the next stop, booked UBER but no drivers wanted to go up to that area, kept canceling. La Isla has club cars driving guys back to downtown for 25 M Cops or $6 but I did not want to give them more money, rather waited for UBER while viewing the club..

Wow, that was not what is was like for me at all. There were two women when I was there I would put in the 9 or 10 category and plenty of 8's. I saw one fit girl work the pole as well as any gymnast in the world. Sorry I suggested it, and you had a bad time.

[Turgid]

.... The average people in Medellin are very friendly, honest, kind, smiling, cheerful, patient, helpful, a tolerant and almost noble people. Medellin is nice, clean, lush green with beautiful landscapes, breath-taking sceneries and exotic culture. With so many hot spinners near Botero Pl.....

Mexico is in danger of losing a regular.

[HornyStud1969]

Had a hard time finding UBER drivers for La Isla at 7. They kept canceling due to congested traffic to the tunnel heading to the airport. Finally found one, after much congested traffic go to La Isla about 8.

20 M Cops ($5) cover. The club is a converted warehouse w high ceiling, about 6,000 SF with a strip stage in the center, booths and long lounging couches around, flat lightings, no decorations. Music was thumping but there was no show, only 6 guys and 2 girls in dresses sitting idly. I felt disappointed. 6 to 8 meseros were sitting on couches not dong anything, not pushing me to buy drinks.

Girls kept coming in to work through the back door to their dressing room. I sneaked a view and found a dozen girls with their street clothes off, putting on make up. They were almost all hefty with big butts, big boobs, thick thighs, lots of tats, plain faces, a few blacks. Beers are 33 M cops or $8 for guys and girls. Session costs 320 M cops or $80 including room. There were 2 skinny girls but their faces looked old, bodies plastered with tats, not interested.

I went to the manager, a big guy looking half African, no show, I wanted my money back to go home. He said money was gone, would never come back, give him 10 minutes to put on a show. 10 minutes later there was still no show. 5 minutes later he put a fairly chubby girl on stage, about a 3 on HK's scale in looks and dance. Eventually about 10 girls in dresses came out sitting by themselves on the couches, not looking at guys, not going around flirting.

Just a tip for fellow mongers overseas, never ask for your money back, especially if it's a meager cover charge. It might be ok to ask for some type of credit if you have some bad experience, but asking for your money back as a tourist with money who comes here to fuck women while these workers are living on poverty wages, makes you look like a cheapskate and someone worth robbing. Don't make yourself a target.

[Maelstrom]

It's official. A taxista spoke.

I know right? Toss up Taxista or a random monger on a monger board. I'll take the local Colombian's advice on this one

[Osteoknot]

I have a Chucky Schwab card and use it all the time in Medellin. As I recall in order to get their card I had to open two accounts with them, brokerage and checking, and keep a balance in the checking account only, I don't remember if there was a minimum balance. Then I incidentally mentioned to my Wells Fargo banker the deal I had with Chuck, and he gave me the exact same deal on my Well Fargo debit card. Well, maybe not exactly the same, there is some theoretical maximum number of transactions per week or month that I have never exceeded, and a minimum balance may be required.

Just like a razor blade can only get so sharp, and you can only shave so close no matter how many blades you stack together, a debit card in Medellin is "as good as it gets" if it sets the conversion rate at an index without a margin; the bank you are drawing on in the states does not charge you any "international" fees; and your bank refunds any service charges the bank in Colombia is trying to impose. At that point, all cards are equal, it doesn't matter what they are called but Chucky has the rep until too many low ballers go there to get a card and they decide to no longer offer that level of service, which is their right to do at any moment.

These are debit cards so there should not be any annual fee for using them. Don't forget, if you stick your Visa or Mastercard credit card in the slot for cash, you will most likely get hit with a very high cash advance percentage rate, easily in the mid 20's. Ha, to me that's loan sharking, but you know, the big banks get their way.

As it has been told many times here but bears repeating, no matter what debit card you are carrying, you should refuse the conversion rate when the prompt comes up on the screen when you are withdrawing cash at the ATM. That is simply an additional mark-up from the bank whose ATM you are using. I won't say the transaction always works when you refuse it, but 90% of the time it does. And if you are trying to draw out upper limit amounts, the same ATM can vary day to day quite a bit depending on the one you use, both on maximum amount per transaction, and maximum number of transactions per day or total amount per day.

Gratuitous fotos, six different chicas all at or from Ground Zero costing between 30-150 mil, NOT counting hotel fees or guest charges. Let's not forget, we're all here to feel good or it's not worth it.

[Captain Solo]

Drove around and around, Medellin is a huge city, got to Luna Lunera about 10. Told driver to wait 5 minutes while I go in to check it out.

It's a small club, about 2,000 SF, claims to open 24/7 with 15 M Cops or $4 cover. No client, about 8 girls were sitting around, average sizes, looking pretty good to my taste. No strip show, no beers sold, only liquor, the cheapest is a 120 M cops or $30 half bottle of rum to drink with girls. Knowing bar girls' tricks, they would knock their drinks down fast so you keep having to buy more bottles to sit with them, Girls cost 200 and Cops or $50 including room.

The girls seemed hungry for business. They all got up, shyly walked out, looking at me, smiling shyly but no talk, no touches, no flirting. A few looked hot and charming enough for sessions. Girls are more like my taste and could be fun companies. The place is more like a bordello where you can drink and meet the girls.

This club feels nice, has good potentials but had no client on Thursday night, so they must be hungry.

[Captain Solo]

UBER driver drove me to Plaza Botero. All shops had closed, the entire area looked dark and deserted. The driver warned me, this area very dangerous, no cabbies would drive to this area at night, I could be stuck without a safe way to get out of the area among hundreds shady people.

I asked driver to park and wait for me 5 minutes, walked to the church area to survey the situation. The streets were totally dark. Dozens guys scurried around with about 20 bad-looking girls leaning on walls. There were no signs of policia presence. This area looks obviously very high risk. If you cannot find a taxi to get out, you may not live to tell the story.

Driver said girls and their pimps in this area would beat up and rob guys. Locals never go here at night. He said if you want to see girls skinnier and prettier than those in La Isla, Club Luna Lunera on carr 33 has them. We headed to Luna Lunera.

[Captain Solo]

Had a hard time finding UBER drivers for La Isla at 7. They kept canceling due to congested traffic to the tunnel heading to the airport. Finally found one, after much congested traffic go to La Isla about 8.

20 M Cops ($5) cover. The club is a converted warehouse w high ceiling, about 6,000 SF with a strip stage in the center, booths and long lounging couches around, flat lightings, no decorations. Music was thumping but there was no show, only 6 guys and 2 girls in dresses sitting idly. I felt disappointed. 6 to 8 meseros were sitting on couches not dong anything, not pushing me to buy drinks.

Girls kept coming in to work through the back door to their dressing room. I sneaked a view and found a dozen girls with their street clothes off, putting on make up. They were almost all hefty with big butts, big boobs, thick thighs, lots of tats, plain faces, a few blacks. Beers are 33 M cops or $8 for guys and girls. Session costs 320 M cops or $80 including room. There were 2 skinny girls but their faces looked old, bodies plastered with tats, not interested.

I went to the manager, a big guy looking half African, no show, I wanted my money back to go home. He said money was gone, would never come back, give him 10 minutes to put on a show. 10 minutes later there was still no show. 5 minutes later he put a fairly chubby girl on stage, about a 3 on HK's scale in looks and dance. Eventually about 10 girls in dresses came out sitting by themselves on the couches, not looking at guys, not going around flirting. Was looking hard but could not find one worth a session for any money, I went to the manager again asking for my money back. He said wait a minute, brought out a cute, smiling girl for me, about 5'5 160 lbs. She looked cute but was still too heavy for my taste, not interested. There were still no strippers, no show, it got very boring.

I decided to leave to go to the next stop, booked UBER but no drivers wanted to go up to that area, kept canceling. La Isla has club cars driving guys back to downtown for 25 M Cops or $6 but I did not want to give them more money, rather waited for UBER while viewing the club.

After half hour a UBER driver showed up. I wanted to check out Plaza Botero for actions at night. I wasted my time and money at La Isla, would never go back.

[Norbert61]

The picture thing in that area may be related to the zoning of it as a "zona de tolerencia". When we went on a bus tour by that area (behind the museum) we were told the same thing. Don't take pictures here out of respect for the sex workers. But they did not say it was a law.

There have been a lot of guys doing picture tours and putting it on Youtube and places like that, and I would not be surprised it the government wanted to quash some of that. They do not want to be seen as a sex tourism destination.

This is what happened in Sosua. Things went along happily until guys just had to start putting stuff all over youtube and FB. The locals got upset and they have been trying to clean up the place for the last 5 or 6 years. They haven't really but man do they screw things up- the same thing will happen here. Keep things to forms like this. This is exactly what got Cuba Dave thrown in jail in Costa Rica. Everyone knows what goes on but they don't want it screamed out to the world.

[Elvis 2008]

They posted a list of acceptable vaccines and for the US, the list Pfizer. Moderna is listed but countries it says Canada and Switzerland. Does that mean that Moderna isn't accepted from the US? That seems like an oversight.

Nah, they are using Moderna in Colombia. It is fine.

[Osteoknot]

Are these examples of the possible benefits and rewards from longer term and long distance relationships with chicas from Medellin, or is that just a banana in my pocket, jajajaja?

The question is rhetorical, I feel fortunate to know both these girls long-term from MDE, and that's the only interpretation that matters.

Both these chicas Whassap' me in the past couple of days.

One of my rock-solid regulars and a chica I have been fucking for over two years here is Scarlet. I have posted about her here too many times to count.

Scarlet sent me a five-second video on Whassap of her on the bus, wish I could post it, although I would not show her face so I guess I am lying. Anywho, the last two seconds of the video she pans back two rows over to the other aisle, where this really cute chica blows a kiss to the camera. I won't say she blew ME a kiss because she has never met me.

So I says to her, I says, "Is the cute girl in the background for me?" sort of as a joke, but hoping.

I will translate.

"Obviously," Scarlet replies.

Feigning innocence, I say, "Not obviously, I would not want to assume such a thing."

She says, "Yes, my love she is very good at sex and a very good person, I know that you will like her and enjoy her very well, we will have a great time. ".

Dudes, I say it all the time but it never gets old for me, "We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto."

Shite like that never happens to me in the USA. Not only that, Scarlet's gestures (plural, she constantly brings me a steady stream of surprisingly hawt new chicas) is done with a sincerity that has to felt to be believed. Her motives are financial and my happiness, and she reads me pretty well, jajaja. She passed my acid test recently discussed here a long time ago, making that point moot.

Assuming she pans out, gawd only knows, I will pay the new chica from the "back of the bus" between 100-150 COP for an encounter that will last anywhere between 2-4 or more hours, depending on the vibe. Scarlet fucks me for free but as she well knows, she has worked her way solidly into the Top 3 of my rankings, doing stuff like this, bringing me girls without asking, which classifies her as a novia and therefore she gets bennies.

Next example, overall I have been with this preggo chica even longer than Scarlet, second only to mi numero uno novia, Catgirl.

She is due on the 26th, I arrive on the 24th. She would be completely justified in telling me that she is too miserable from pregnancy to have sex.

Instead, she wrote, "I know you love the feel of my pregnant pussy (softer and tighter at the same time which only happens during pregnancy, thank you progesterone) so I will come to your hotel as quick as I can." She has never been P4P, she was a regular girl who had a regular full time job before she got knocked up. The last time I sent her money was so she could get a cheap bus ticket from her village to her Aunt's house in Medellin, and wait for the baby to come. The thought of telling her I would withhold support has never crossed my mind because she very rarely ever asked me for anything.

Then she added, "One of my fantasies is to hold the baby while you fuck me." Wow, just wow. All bases covered, before and after. I am thinking the spooning position is going to be the way to go for that, jajajaja. My good mongering buddy Villainy added I need to breast feed on one side while the baby is on the other, jajaja, I like the way you think Villainy!

We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto. If I sound excited it is because I have been in the USA now for almost 2 months where it takes four times the effort to get results that generally do not come anywhere near the fun factor of Medellin.

Photos are all of the same girl in both a pregnant and pre-preggo state.

Ostee Out, and don't forget to Keep On Keepin' On.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Ewwww!

A Lleras scammer scammed me last visit too.

[Huacho]

http://www.news.cn/english/2021-12/08/c_1310357588.htm

Last covid shot must be within 14 days of arrival for non Colombian citizens.

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