Medellin Reports

[Turgid]

What is beauty?.....

Yesterday a slim attractive escort came to my place. She was like an oasis in the desert of biggies that have been sent to me for tending to in recent times. She came with an attitude, I could see right off that she fancied herself; in her eyes she was the cat's whiskers. She was all business, no time for idle banter. She got undressed as I did and proceeded to unleash a barrage of her 'do not dos' to me. I was having none of it. The chemistry was all bad. I got dressed and suggested that she do the same and get the hell out of my place. She protested while I gave her taxi money and escorted her to the door. Little did she know that the guy who sent her to me and I have known each other for many years. Keep your good looks, I will go for a 6 with a good attitude over a self important 9 any day.

[Surfer500]

There's some really hot fruit madres on the beach in Cartagena. I guarantee they will treat you like a king. And all the fruit plates you can eat. They might be 10 for somebody..... or maybe not.

Yes, I have seen them, they wear the colorful outfits, with their fruit for sale in a basket on their heads.

Not even sure how someone might approach them for services, and some of them are very weathered looking to say the least, and perhaps at least a "minus" 10 for most. LOL.

[Surfer500]

After getting bored with Medellin fairly quick, after all the ugly girls I saw, Is there a city in Colombia that has a beach as nice as Cancun. If I do go back I want to go to a different city but want to be next to a nice beach if they exist in Colombia.

You're going to be getting on a plane, so might as well go to San Andres to find what your looking for beach wise unless you go to Parque Tyrona outside of Santa Marta, but the beaches within the park can be a pain to get to unless you have a boat, and foreigners get hosed on the entrance fees.

As far as getting bored quickly in Medellin, and seeing so many ugly girls, well sorry to hear this.

It's rough here in Medellin for sure! LOL.

[Osteoknot]

I don't know how some of you guys, especially the older ones keep going at it. I have been here a month and a bit getting a little burnt out from all the chicas. I think I have not been hanging with any friends or ISG members for a few weeks and its taking a toll on my mind LOL. But it seems that there is a lot less of us here then there was even two weeks ago. So Message me up boys if your down to go out and hit up some spots in Medellin.

Leather lungs, tethered brain, calloused liver, leather-strap dick, mind control, good genes, and practice, practice, practice. I commonly party my 18+ girlfriends under the table.

[Nounce]

Actionable, useful info is the most valuable commodity in the world.

LOL, next time when this topic comes up again. I will tell you. He has too many posts for me to find it right now even though this topic came up frequent enough. In a nutshell, The Cane claims everyone agrees with him and I tend to agree with him too, haha.

[Osteoknot]

After getting bored with Medellin fairly quick, after all the ugly girls I saw, Is there a city in Colombia that has a beach as nice as Cancun. If I do go back I want to go to a different city but want to be next to a nice beach if they exist in Colombia.

Supply and Demand, my bothers in hijinx.

[Mechanic88]

After getting bored with Medellin fairly quick, after all the ugly girls I saw, Is there a city in Colombia that has a beach as nice as Cancun. If I do go back I want to go to a different city but want to be next to a nice beach if they exist in Colombia.

Cartagena. But the nice beaches are about and hour boats ride away. Bendita beach is very nice.

[Osteoknot]

That is the same thing I said. Right? You have to debate this with The Cane who can school you on this point.

Actionable, useful info is the most valuable commodity in the world.

[TjBrazil]

After getting bored with Medellin fairly quick, after all the ugly girls I saw, Is there a city in Colombia that has a beach as nice as Cancun. If I do go back I want to go to a different city but want to be next to a nice beach if they exist in Colombia.

[Kafka]

There's some really hot fruit madres on the beach in Cartagena. I guarantee they will treat you like a king. And all the fruit plates you can eat. They might be 10 for somebody..... or maybe not.

[Nounce]

What is beauty?

Someone said it best a thousand years ago, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

That is the same thing I said. Right? You have to debate this with The Cane who can school you on this point.

[Osteoknot]

The Hotel Botero or Real, the closest hotel to the front door of the Vera Cruz church increased their price for 30 minutes from 25 mil COP to 30 mil COP, and for one hour from 50 to 60 mil COP. As I alluded to before, the baseline rate for a no-frill encounter has increased from 30 mil COP to 40 mil COP. Every chica I have talked to has told me their rent went up, food prices went up. Metro fares went up, all in the past two months. Ostee Out.

[Osteoknot]

The 94th Aero (smith) Squadron. All for your big 10. It could be simply "The Big 10", but there are 24 schools in the Big 10.

Because those ten to twenty-four numbers paralled what's really going on. I have Ten, but I know around 24 chicas that I would do regularly (including the Top Ten). But I think I will stick with the classic, Top Ten. Thanks for the input.

[CarpeDiem305]

I plan on visiting Colombia for the first time next month and I'm wondering what city you guys recommend? I see on this forum Medellin is really popular but other forums and on youtube Bogota seems to be the go to spot. Unfortunately I won't be able to visit two cities while I'm there. Have any of you been to both cities and could recommend one or the other?

[Osteoknot]

The camera shy thing is probably business related. Webcam customers mostly need the fantasy that the girl isn't available to anyone, but would be available for them, if they ever went to visit. Some of them will completely meltdown over any indication that the model is involved with any other man. If you posted a picture of her somewhere and one of her tippers saw it, they would probably get really angry with her.

Because as I have often been known to post at such places, "The product they sell here is fantasy."