Kerala

[Linguswamy]

This is a very late FR as I have been very busy and lazy to write.

Got a chance to visit immortal bird spa first. Ms. A gave very good service. She was better looking mallu babe with decent boobs and tits. Was offered HJ and TL at 1 K. Secondly in the evening Ola near butterla. Tried Ms. K (fame in Malayalam). She was average. Very good boobs. Massage for name sake. HJ and TL at 1 K. Next day went to French spa in Crowland. Got Ms. A. She was willing to strip down to birth suit. But my bad luck. The stench which came from her why area was so horrible I asked her to wear it immediately. Flat chest. She told she takes drugs and told many scary stories. My johny went to deep sleep and I literally ran away without looking for any service. I will never go that side again unless my previous girl Ms. S returns.

[DudeMi98]

Visited navajeevani Ayurveda centre on upper meridian road last week. Paid1. 5 k at counter. Only 1 skinny lady by name aswathy was available. Ok massage. Only HJ offered. Released. Tipped 0.5 k, took bath & left the place. Will not repeat her.

Mi.

[OneAverageJoe]

Bro,

I don't know why you are so angry on me. Only recently I discovered ISG after searching for call girls in Kerala. I was happily reading all the reports and collecting information without signing up or paying money. Then I read one post and liked it. Really don't know why you abused me like this.

What a sick post. Joe must learn to stop fingering the V on his head and not paint the profiles here with the avatars in his life.

If his profile had been made to make this one needless post, we can tell what your kind is and how best to deal with you.

Boycott OneAverageJoe!

[TharkiBoss]

She doesn't service anyone. She is extremely poor a communication, you will get frustrated.

It is basic demand and supply, she has a steady clientale and doesn't care for new customers anymore. Her 4 K is like maids or worse, 6 K is a little above maids, and 8 K is what you would call a normal experience in Delhi or Kolkata. She keeps on changing girls (women).

I have taken her girls 8-10 times, 2 times was very good with thin well built excited 30-35 year olds. Rest was so-so. Her photos are real, so at least you know what you are getting. All her girls give blowjobs and happy with multiple positions if that is any consolation.

But if you are in Trivandrum and don't have work / job where you travel, how many options do you have??

Thank you bro, for responding to my post.

She did not even give option of 4 k or 6 k. She straight away started with 8 k-20 k range saying all my birds are high profile only and I don't have local less costly birds. Actually I am looking for a local lady who is good / average looking with good assets and can give GFE service (like Bersa in COK). But since P mentioned that she doesn't have locals I am wondering if she is referring to local (native to Kerala) or cheaper not so good girls in terms of looks and services.

[Hamonger]

She doesn't service anyone. She is extremely poor a communication, you will get frustrated.

It is basic demand and supply, she has a steady clientale and doesn't care for new customers anymore. Her 4 K is like maids or worse, 6 K is a little above maids, and 8 K is what you would call a normal experience in Delhi or Kolkata. She keeps on changing girls (women).

I have taken her girls 8-10 times, 2 times was very good with thin well built excited 30-35 year olds. Rest was so-so. Her photos are real, so at least you know what you are getting. All her girls give blowjobs and happy with multiple positions if that is any consolation.

But if you are in Trivandrum and don't have work / job where you travel, how many options do you have??

Bros, SP P is quoting 8 k per hour single shot.

Has anyone seen her birds for whom she is quoting 8 k-20 k range. She says they are High profile. Can anyone shed some light on her operations. Does she have local high profile birds or from other states. She did not give a chance to ask these questions. She quickly quoted amount and closed the call and won't answer my calls.

When asked her WA, she asked me to come to the famous club. She mentioned selection would be shown there.

She too sounded like a hot young Babe. Has anyone seen her, just curious to know.

Cheers,

Tharki.

[Gunners1]

Dear all.

Does any of you have any leads for massage in trivandrum.

Would greatly appreciate if anyone can help.

Take care.

G.

[RashidZ]

I got a call from a north-ish number. It was a WhatsApp video ca first. I've read enough posts here on how they nab your photo and later threaten you off video calls, so I declined. Later, I got a voice call from same number. I know better than to pick, so I declined again. This is my monger number of course and not many people know of it, save for the MPs up north and Cok. So I began tinkering to find out who this is and soon enough I found a transaction I had made to the number. It was on the req of a Tagore bird, a northie from whom I'd taken services before. I write Hi but was later met with a barrage of insults. All voice messages; male voice. He wanted to know who I was, why I had contacted the bird, where I got the number, the money etc. I gave no such detail of course. Later the msgs stopped and so did the call attempts. But man, scary. Despite the cold, I broke a tiny bead of sweat on my forehead. LOL. Has this happened to anyone? What became of Tagore, I wonder. Had anyone visited recently?

If he is really an enraged BF, I don't think he will trouble you again, because he will have many more names to go after, LOL. If it is a scam, then also, as long as you just block them and not respond, they should let you be.

But man, making a payment trail to a WG is not a good idea. We can use a mongering phone and have a fake ID for calls and whatsapp etc, but the payment trail will have some link to your real ID which is problematic, IMO.

I have never paid anything other than cash to girls. Best peace of mind alternative.

[TharkiBoss]

Bros, SP P is quoting 8 k per hour single shot.

Has anyone seen her birds for whom she is quoting 8 k-20 k range. She says they are High profile. Can anyone shed some light on her operations. Does she have local high profile birds or from other states. She did not give a chance to ask these questions. She quickly quoted amount and closed the call and won't answer my calls.

When asked her WA, she asked me to come to the famous club. She mentioned selection would be shown there.

She too sounded like a hot young Babe. Has anyone seen her, just curious to know.

Cheers,

Tharki.

[ElephantACaves]

I got a call from a north-ish number. It was a WhatsApp video ca first. I've read enough posts here on how they nab your photo and later threaten you off video calls, so I declined. Later, I got a voice call from same number. I know better than to pick, so I declined again. This is my monger number of course and not many people know of it, save for the MPs up north and Cok. So I began tinkering to find out who this is and soon enough I found a transaction I had made to the number. It was on the req of a Tagore bird, a northie from whom I'd taken services before. I write Hi but was later met with a barrage of insults. All voice messages; male voice. He wanted to know who I was, why I had contacted the bird, where I got the number, the money etc. I gave no such detail of course. Later the msgs stopped and so did the call attempts. But man, scary. Despite the cold, I broke a tiny bead of sweat on my forehead. LOL. Has this happened to anyone? What became of Tagore, I wonder. Had anyone visited recently?

[ElephantACaves]

What a sick post. Joe must learn to stop fingering the V on his head and not paint the profiles here with the avatars in his life.

If his profile had been made to make this one needless post, we can tell what your kind is and how best to deal with you.

Boycott OneAverageJoe!

I've been a shy person not very lucky with girls so no similar experiences. I posted this FR to say you have very nice writing style. I checked your previous posts and all of them are well written. Some are very entertaining. I really liked.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...494&viewfull=1#post1479494.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...466&viewfull=1#post2114466.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...417&viewfull=1#post2114417.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...163&viewfull=1#post2005163..

[TharkiBoss]

Thanks to seniors in Kerala forum for sharing nimbu spa tips. Visited nimbu spa in capital city, couple of weeks back. Proved to be disappointing. Went there hoping to find remya, but she was on leave that day. Counter charges are atrocious, 3 k for 1 hour. Tried to bring it down to 2 k but the counter guy won't budge.

Still went ahead hoping service would be good. Was assigned Diya. She asked 2 k for TL+HJ. Tried to bring it down to 1. 5 k politely, but she won't budge. Massage was just namesake, but she gave decent bum massage including ass crack. Paid 1 k only took HJ, and left after shower.

[RashidZ]

Met the infamous Raji again at her Spa. She mentioned business is very dull (I suppose that is true for a lot of businesses). She had hired another girl for 3-4 days, but then she also left as the customer traffic was slow. I told her she should atleast post her Spa ad on Google, but she seemed hesitant.

I was in a bit of hurry, so took only 1 hour and paid 2 K. Excellent service though BBBJ started a bit toothy this time (I had to realign her mouth to get the angle right). Sex was alright, I liked her massage better.

Cheers.

[OneAverageJoe]

I've been a shy person not very lucky with girls so no similar experiences. I posted this FR to say you have very nice writing style. I checked your previous posts and all of them are well written. Some are very entertaining. I really liked.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...494&viewfull=1#post1479494.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...466&viewfull=1#post2114466.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...417&viewfull=1#post2114417.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...163&viewfull=1#post2005163.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...811&viewfull=1#post1675811.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...494&viewfull=1#post1479494.

I know someone in my professional life who exactly fits your personality type. He also writes stylishly like this. Don't know if both are same. Anyway, please keep writing.

As I presume would be the case with most other brothers in middle / senior / top management, I have had similar experiences albeit highly subtle in comparison. As it is attractive girls in corporate generally (and consciously) throw in their feminine appeal to prevail in power equations. In one-on-one interviews conducted by men, women tend to use it to the hilt. Ranging from suggestive body language to outright propositioning. Personally, I prefer mongering over affairs or flings because I really do not want to deal with all the emotional baggage (read: trauma) that is inextricably connected to the latter. Even though there are incredibly desirable women (some with JLo bodies) at work and in my social circles who do warm up to me, I have, with the exception of one idiotic instance, steadfastly adhered to the golden rule of no hanky panky with known people from everyday life. Personal or business. It has served me well thus far by bestowing an unblemished reputation of being a thorough gentleman with the ladies. The one time I goofed up and got with a pretty lady (with a smoking body) from an organization we did business with, it was hell! While the action was really good, it came at a very heavy price. She began to be really clingy would ring me incessantly and sometimes at godforsaken hours like 2, 3 in the morning and leave me heaps of incriminating messages. If I did not heel the way she wanted, she made veiled threats of making the affair known to the missus and also our circles. Fortunately for me, she got a position overseas and the "fling" died out. Lesson learnt! Brothers, let not our pursuits for pleasure (indiscretions in commonspeak) break up our families, destroy our careers and reputation that we have painstaking built up over decades. It's really not worth it.

[Lamboos]

Guys,

With work and personal commitments keeping me mostly indoors and jhonny getting louder by the day, I took refuge in the bird downstairs. From south India for certain, because she was not comfortable with Hindi. For some pleasure. She is, to not mince words, a fatso. Cheeks ridden with pimples. Face, a sore for the eyes. And though fair, thorny. All over. What got me was the fact that she was a wild bird, eager for action. So we slipped into the night, under a COT and explored each other. Thornyness put me off right away. Also, what appeared melons were in reality only mere plums. But since the bird was driving, I lay down for the journey and regretted it not long after. But that's not what this post is about. We smooched for a bit and now, even after a day and half, I can't seem to get the taste of her out of my mouth. I'm not being romantic. It's an ugly taste. Like I've drunk a bottle of fat girls. It's revolting. Waking up I thought it was COVID, but later on it dawned on me that it's likely her. I checked with her to see if she was using any lotions and stuff and if that's what I'm tasting still. But no. It's not the taste alone, it's also the faint smell. I've tried everything. Drank tea, coffee, gurgled with Listerine and stuff. Even tried making (poorly) lemon juice with neem pellets. Since it's cold and the bathroom has no heater, I've only managed one shower. Could that be why? I'm desperate for some answers guys. I refrained from writing here for long because it's actually a funny story. LOL. How I long to be back in the balmy south.

It's probably all in your mind from a not so pleasant experience. Reminds me of the scene from Ace ventura where he finds out later that the hot chick he kissed was actually a transvestite. If it helps, reminds me of a spa girl in gurgaon, absoultely amazing tats, firm, round & natural 38 DDDs, proceeded to give her a peck in the lip out of excitement and she initiated a bit of light DFK. God, she had onion breath coming from her mouth. Looks like she had some raw onion salad or something for breakfast. Stopped it immediately and never went anywhere near her face for the rest of the session. For some reason, that's one of the first things that I remember still now from that encounter, not the magnificent tats and large pink areolas. After that I have been a bit more apprehensive of DFKs. Probably should carry listerine and get the girls to rinse before starting.

[ElephantACaves]

Guys,

With work and personal commitments keeping me mostly indoors and jhonny getting louder by the day, I took refuge in the bird downstairs. From south India for certain, because she was not comfortable with Hindi. For some pleasure. She is, to not mince words, a fatso. Cheeks ridden with pimples. Face, a sore for the eyes. And though fair, thorny. All over. What got me was the fact that she was a wild bird, eager for action. So we slipped into the night, under a COT and explored each other. Thornyness put me off right away. Also, what appeared melons were in reality only mere plums. But since the bird was driving, I lay down for the journey and regretted it not long after. But that's not what this post is about. We smooched for a bit and now, even after a day and half, I can't seem to get the taste of her out of my mouth. I'm not being romantic. It's an ugly taste. Like I've drunk a bottle of fat girls. It's revolting. Waking up I thought it was COVID, but later on it dawned on me that it's likely her. I checked with her to see if she was using any lotions and stuff and if that's what I'm tasting still. But no. It's not the taste alone, it's also the faint smell. I've tried everything. Drank tea, coffee, gurgled with Listerine and stuff. Even tried making (poorly) lemon juice with neem pellets. Since it's cold and the bathroom has no heater, I've only managed one shower. Could that be why? I'm desperate for some answers guys. I refrained from writing here for long because it's actually a funny story. LOL. How I long to be back in the balmy south.