Medellin Reports

[HoustonTxJake]

I intended to taper my sexual activity my last day, but Medellin had other plans in mind for me. Catgirl spent the night and stayed over until the next afternoon. She and I are solid and we are each others' Numero Unos, in an open relationship, coming up on three years.

Instead of spending my last night sleeping and packing, I had discovered a puta hotel within walking distance of me. That is a hotel mostly occupied by putas who usually will not do in-calls, but my latest and greatest Ground Zero diamond-in-the rough flipped on me and was inviting me to her room for our last few sessions. Then this hot little 18 yo across the hall decided to join out party. Four other chicas after Catgirl and in between before I passed out in the puta hotel.

I had to rush to the airport the next morning, thank Gawd for the help of my wingman. I got my Covid testing done at the airport with very little time to spare. Pearl: word on the street is that they never give out positive test results at the airport, open 24/7. Also, if you wait for a hard copy of your result, instead of a text message or a Whassap, you get it faster. I got my printed result in 40 minutes, and the results did not show up in my phone until 1 hour 15 min.

Anywho, the flight home was fine until after I landed in Miami. My connecting flight got delayed six times. By the time Landed in JAX, I had gone into urosepsis from flaring up my right testicle sexuales insultio, or sexual injury again. First I went into urinary retention (couldn't pee), then bilateral kidney pain and fever, then urosepsis. All over a period of just several hours. Next stop septic shock and death. Fortunately I ended up in my at my sister's house and collapsed into bed after she helped me up the stairs. She was ready to call an ambulance based on how I looked and I wasn't thinking clearly.

Where was this Punta hotel that you are talking about, sounds like a cool place to try out.

[JamesPearle]

I pick up chica #3 at the Mansion bar. She is a smoking hot stripper, around 25 year old, covered in tattoos. We negotiate for 2 hours and go upstairs to my room and light up some joints (she is really into smoking). We session for about an hour. She is really fun and can ride like no other, but it did feel more "professional" than the girls other night, which is fine, just a different experience. I'm having fun so I extend the session to TLN, and we go back downstairs until the bar closes at 2 am and come back upstairs and session again until around 3:30 am. We turn off the lights, and go to sleep.

How much did you all agree on for the 2 hours?

[Knowledge]

I am really looking forward to reading more of your reports. I can tell you know what you are doing.

My first Medellin report. Landed quite late and got to my place in Laureles. Thought I should go and see what's around, there's a cool, busy street full of mostly locals just off Carrera 69 (upwards from Unicentro) which was fun to walk up and down. Not a lot of action as it was Sunday night, but came across a vennie SW who wanted 70 K (and thought hotel would be 40-50 K). I took her to mine even though I shouldn't really have (rules are no guests after 8 pm, but they don't have security). Left most of my money hidden and only a few bills on me so wasn't too unsafe feeling. I wanted mamada sin condon (she said yes but wasn't happy with it, although I showed her my tests haha) and also to take some videos. At my place she wanted the money first but I gave her 50 K, then started really badly blowing me. Hah. We fucked and she told me to turn the video off. Since I'm a little used to occasional vennie SW dodginess, her reneging on this wasn't a huge surprise. 6/10 would do it again because its still pretty fun. Haha..

[AtlNightmare]

Must be 4 at a time considering he had 19 girls in total and no mention of banging them elsewhere.

Yes I mean four people including yourself. It is no daily limit no stay limit. You can have any number of girls over whenever at anytime and it no limit to your stay.

[Osteoknot]

I intended to taper my sexual activity my last day, but Medellin had other plans in mind for me. Catgirl spent the night and stayed over until the next afternoon. She and I are solid and we are each others' Numero Unos, in an open relationship, coming up on three years.

Instead of spending my last night sleeping and packing, I had discovered a puta hotel within walking distance of me. That is a hotel mostly occupied by putas who usually will not do in-calls, but my latest and greatest Ground Zero diamond-in-the rough flipped on me and was inviting me to her room for our last few sessions. Then this hot little 18 yo across the hall decided to join out party. Four other chicas after Catgirl and in between before I passed out in the puta hotel.

I had to rush to the airport the next morning, thank Gawd for the help of my wingman. I got my Covid testing done at the airport with very little time to spare. Pearl: word on the street is that they never give out positive test results at the airport, open 24/7. Also, if you wait for a hard copy of your result, instead of a text message or a Whassap, you get it faster. I got my printed result in 40 minutes, and the results did not show up in my phone until 1 hour 15 min.

Anywho, the flight home was fine until after I landed in Miami. My connecting flight got delayed six times. By the time Landed in JAX, I had gone into urosepsis from flaring up my right testicle sexuales insultio, or sexual injury again. First I went into urinary retention (couldn't pee), then bilateral kidney pain and fever, then urosepsis. All over a period of just several hours. Next stop septic shock and death. Fortunately I ended up in my at my sister's house and collapsed into bed after she helped me up the stairs. She was ready to call an ambulance based on how I looked and I wasn't thinking clearly.

I hate doctors, and I hate hospitals even more. The few times I have been to a hospital in my life I was unconscious from trauma so I didn't have a say. But I have never been to a hospital for medical reasons, and I would just about rather die first.

I begged my my sister to let me try some Cipro antibiotic I had traveled with, and told her she could call the ambulance the next day if I did not quickly improve. Truly a miracle drug, after two doses I was a new man, weak but obviously greatly improved.

I am scheduled to catch a bus back to my home state tomorrow. My right nut is still twice normal size, but I can pee again. I have enough Cipro to make it home.

I have said many time before, my epitaph on my tombstone will read, "If I Die Tomorrow, I Die a Happy Man." They could've added, "he Fucked Himself to Death." Jjajajajajajajajaja. Ostee Out, and Keep on Keepin' On.

P.S. I moved all my fotos to the Cloud for my pass thru immigration, but there were no issues.

[KindAn]

My first Medellin report. Landed quite late and got to my place in Laureles. Thought I should go and see what's around, there's a cool, busy street full of mostly locals just off Carrera 69 (upwards from Unicentro) which was fun to walk up and down. Not a lot of action as it was Sunday night, but came across a vennie SW who wanted 70 K (and thought hotel would be 40-50 K). I took her to mine even though I shouldn't really have (rules are no guests after 8 pm, but they don't have security). Left most of my money hidden and only a few bills on me so wasn't too unsafe feeling. I wanted mamada sin condon (she said yes but wasn't happy with it, although I showed her my tests haha) and also to take some videos. At my place she wanted the money first but I gave her 50 K, then started really badly blowing me. Hah. We fucked and she told me to turn the video off. Since I'm a little used to occasional vennie SW dodginess, her reneging on this wasn't a huge surprise. 6/10 would do it again because its still pretty fun. Haha.

P.S.: word of caution for late night walks & using ATMs. When I went to pick up cash from a bank, there was another dude in there and I got some bad vibes and took my time picking up, I saw him in his car outside doing something. So I crossed the motorway so he couldn't follow me, and tracked his car leave with my eyes. Dude turned the car around but I was in a darker part so it was fine. He could have just been driving but I knew it was late and I was taking a risk.

Today, going to finish some work then heading out to Parque Lleras and possibly Veracruz to. Cruise. Around.

KindAn.

[Taylor707]

When you say 4 guests do you mean a toayal of 4 allowed in your toom at one time or only four your entire time there.

Must be 4 at a time considering he had 19 girls in total and no mention of banging them elsewhere.

[AtlNightmare]

Nice report man. Glad you made it happen. I had the same experience at Gusto's and thought them asking for 300 usd was pretty wild. Did you ever hit Fase Dos?

No strip club I will next time.

[AtlNightmare]

Great report useful to the newbie. However you also don't need to be paying 250-300 mil for FB chicas. You are a nice guy and likely asking them first. The rule of thumb is straight up offering them 150-200 mil por rato and most will accept, and some may try to negotiate up, why 30 por taxi is your next offer etc. But I rarely have to pay 250. And it's the smash and grab newbies that are resetting the expectations. Pre pandemic it was 150. Many still get it at that. If in doubt use casa pricing as a gauge. Fantasias energy was 150 pre pandemic and now 170mil I think.

Noted and thank you sir!

[AtlNightmare]

When you say 4 guests do you mean a toayal of 4 allowed in your toom at one time or only four your entire time there.

Four at anytime sir.

[GeneHickman]

I won't write every single day and every single episode but summarize best I can of the two weeks in Medellin. My first time, no Spanish and I was solo.

but it will be hard pressed to convince me that it is a land with that many beautiful girls with beautiful natural bodies and angels faces for the taking and for the price to be better (maybe Brazil but I doubt cheaper). I will be back October 27th for two weeks again and I can not wait. FYI this time I will know at least conversational Spanish it will be a way better enjoyment speaking the language. You can get by, have fun, enjoy yourself, fuck a 1000 chicas and navigate the city without it but it will be times 3 million to learn at least the basics of Spanish and that I will do and be prepared when I go back. Thank you a trillion times to this forum it is spot on and I implore all newbies to Medellin to heed it's message because it will prepare you if you read and follow.

Great report useful to the newbie. However you also don't need to be paying 250-300 mil for FB chicas. You are a nice guy and likely asking them first. The rule of thumb is straight up offering them 150-200 mil por rato and most will accept, and some may try to negotiate up, why 30 por taxi is your next offer etc. But I rarely have to pay 250. And it's the smash and grab newbies that are resetting the expectations. Pre pandemic it was 150. Many still get it at that. If in doubt use casa pricing as a gauge. Fantasias energy was 150 pre pandemic and now 170mil I think.
They will want to take you up to what you saw in Gustos but then that will cause the place to lose its appeal in the end. Who wants to fly down there, take the risks and pay 1st world prices?

[Zeos1]

Hit stride this week with Seeking. My goal is to find a long term sugar baby I feel comfortable exploring Colombia and other nearby countries with, as well as having fun on the way. Generally I like girls who I can have a conversation with, I. E. Dinner followed by dessert at my place.

Monday was an Italian dinner with a 21 year old (mediocre and monotonous like most Italian food). She is a snazzy dresser and seemed smart, albeit lacking patience with my bad Spanish. Extremely creative sexually. Secretive. Odd even. The type you want to explore further. I saw her again on Friday for even worse Italian food, a movie and shopping (my idea). She didn't seem to be into the shopping and left a bit more abruptly than I liked. My main takeaway was to not compromise on the food that makes me feel best.

Tuesday was my main squeeze from last week, who brought my produce from her family farm, including an avocado almost the size of my head. Beat avocado ever. I don't think I'm going back to Haas avocados. I enjoyed my time with her but lost interest sexually. Even so, she demonstrates the right level of affection and thus is special to me. We'll probably meet as friends in the future, and see how she likes that.

Wednesday's date reminded me that traffic at 5 pm is pretty bad. She was almost 45 minutes late but worth it. Excellent presentation and instant chemistry. I saw her again on Saturday for lunch (even worse traffic) followed by a sampling of tv shows about Pablo Escobar (Narcos, Surviving Escobar and Patron del Mal). One of those people whose hard life makes a stronger person, and thus the best candidate for a longer term arrangement.

Thursday was unique. I ended up seeing a barrio girl who I had great communication over text but poor in real life. Little chemistry and I could feel the sadness in her difficult life (not a fan of complex emotions). Nevertheless, she was 19, hot, and wanted me to choke her. She was the only one to thank me after the date, and also the only one with an odd fishy smell afterwards. The learnings here are complex. First, the barrio girls seem to be better in bed and maybe more grateful. But also more risky in terms of hygiene. Not sure if I want to go down that route again in the future.

Sunday was a fitness model. Great conversation, albeit she was a little uncomfortable with me. She kept fixing her hair, looking in the mirror. Very professional. Called me baby a lot. Don't know a good way to let her know that makes her sound like a hooker. Nevertheless, a smart ambitious girl with a great body. Great taste in music. Tempted to repeat.

Conclusion: This week proved Seeking is what dating should be. A way to guarantee your 20 year old date will come to a restaurant of your choosing followed by your place afterwards. While not as beautiful as Eastern Europeans, Colombians are hot enough and psychologically simpler than most women, with a genuine drive to be happy and share that happiness with others.

As an overall experience, Medellin is the best I've had so far. Even my friends back home say I look happier. I'm tempted to see how much the girls in Argentina sacrifice in terms of personality to be as hot as they are in their pics.

You sure draw a lot of generalizations from sample sizes of 1. Anyway, best luck moving forward, and interesting observations.

[KilledSoul]

Question for the Form:

Since I have started to post this trip thread, I've gotten multiple requests either via DM or form posts about me giving more information about the chicas. It might be somewhere on this form, but can the community please provide me with the exact information I am allowed to provide (WA #s, pictures, names), and what information I am not allowed to provide?

Thank you. Sorry for being the newbie on this.

Seen lots of guys posting FB profiles in the forum. And those profiles are there for advertisement of the chica. I don't think she would mind getting some more requests from the mongerers, its good for her business. Posting Phone number on the forum itself is probably against the rules. Posting pics of chicas without their face is also done here, Osteonkot is the MDE champ for his amazing pics he shares on the forum.

[TedFerguson]

Hit stride this week with Seeking. My goal is to find a long term sugar baby I feel comfortable exploring Colombia and other nearby countries with, as well as having fun on the way. Generally I like girls who I can have a conversation with, I. E. Dinner followed by dessert at my place.

Monday was an Italian dinner with a 21 year old (mediocre and monotonous like most Italian food). She is a snazzy dresser and seemed smart, albeit lacking patience with my bad Spanish. Extremely creative sexually. Secretive. Odd even. The type you want to explore further. I saw her again on Friday for even worse Italian food, a movie and shopping (my idea). She didn't seem to be into the shopping and left a bit more abruptly than I liked. My main takeaway was to not compromise on the food that makes me feel best.

Tuesday was my main squeeze from last week, who brought my produce from her family farm, including an avocado almost the size of my head. Beat avocado ever. I don't think I'm going back to Haas avocados. I enjoyed my time with her but lost interest sexually. Even so, she demonstrates the right level of affection and thus is special to me. We'll probably meet as friends in the future, and see how she likes that.

Wednesday's date reminded me that traffic at 5 pm is pretty bad. She was almost 45 minutes late but worth it. Excellent presentation and instant chemistry. I saw her again on Saturday for lunch (even worse traffic) followed by a sampling of tv shows about Pablo Escobar (Narcos, Surviving Escobar and Patron del Mal). One of those people whose hard life makes a stronger person, and thus the best candidate for a longer term arrangement.

Thursday was unique. I ended up seeing a barrio girl who I had great communication over text but poor in real life. Little chemistry and I could feel the sadness in her difficult life (not a fan of complex emotions). Nevertheless, she was 19, hot, and wanted me to choke her. She was the only one to thank me after the date, and also the only one with an odd fishy smell afterwards. The learnings here are complex. First, the barrio girls seem to be better in bed and maybe more grateful. But also more risky in terms of hygiene. Not sure if I want to go down that route again in the future.

Sunday was a fitness model. Great conversation, albeit she was a little uncomfortable with me. She kept fixing her hair, looking in the mirror. Very professional. Called me baby a lot. Don't know a good way to let her know that makes her sound like a hooker. Nevertheless, a smart ambitious girl with a great body. Great taste in music. Tempted to repeat.

Conclusion: This week proved Seeking is what dating should be. A way to guarantee your 20 year old date will come to a restaurant of your choosing followed by your place afterwards. While not as beautiful as Eastern Europeans, Colombians are hot enough and psychologically simpler than most women, with a genuine drive to be happy and share that happiness with others.

As an overall experience, Medellin is the best I've had so far. Even my friends back home say I look happier. I'm tempted to see how much the girls in Argentina sacrifice in terms of personality to be as hot as they are in their pics.

[WonderBoyz]

On day 3, I woke up at a decent enough time to join the breakfast crowd (chica #3 had to leave before I got up, which irked me a bit, but I wasn't in the mood to make any counter offers on that request last night). Really fun time, and while my room situation made me change locations, I booked a 3 night stay in a better room on the backend of my trip.

Some observations about the Mansion (M1 specifically):

The Mansion Crowd: The Mansion Crowd IMO can be divided into three main categories: (I) long-termer, (II) medium-termer, (III) and spectators.

(1) Long-termers: They book longer in advance and typically get the best rooms in the Mansion for 1-2 month stays. Everyone at the Mansion knows them, and they repeat frequently at the Mansion. Typically, on the older side of the crowd and likely to be retired or completed gone ex-pat.

(2) Medium-termer: Book short / medium stays (2 weeks to a month) and have the second tier of rooms. Or, if one of the best rooms become available, can switch into the better rooms for a period of their stay. Starting to develop a relationship among other mongers, chicas, and Mansion staff. Typically on older side of crowd and may or may not be retired.

(3) Spectators: Book 1-3 nights stays. Likely heard of the Mansion from a friend and wanted to check it out for a few nights. On the younger side and may not mix with the rest of the Mansion crowd that much. Since they are only staying a few nights, rooms may vary, as the Mansion can fit them into different slots between Long-Termer / Medium Termers.

Benefits / Drawbacks of the Mansion (IMO):

Benefits.

- Easy access to chicas all day.

- A community the talk about the mongering experience.

- A staff who gets the mongering crowd, and has services available for them (E. G, Viagra and condoms at the front desk).

Drawbacks.

- Rooms are relatively expensive and some are very small and dingy.

- Some people might not dig the community.

- While chicas are available all day, the quality is not in the 7-10 range all day. During the day, the quality is a lot lower, but at night down at the bar, the quality and quantity goes up substantially.

After breakfast, I sit down with the poolside crowd, and meet a Chica who regulars the Mansion. Tried to schedule a quickie with her, but my checkout time was too soon (1:30 pm), so couldn't fit it in. Got her WhatsApp for later.

At around 2 pm, my Airbnb host texts me telling me the room is ready, so I take a cab to my new places. Wow, a huge upgrade. Really big, wide studio with a nice balcony. I love it.

Chica #4 comes over at around 4 pm. She is a fun one. She was extremely good at slowing down her Spanish and simplifying her words so that I could understand her and was just a fun person to be around. Not the hottest of them all, but she was extremely into the sex. Would repeat. She leaves around 6 pm.

I start to really collapse after Chica #4 leaves. The lack of sleep in the last few weeks is getting to me. I order some Rappi to the apartment and start getting ready for an early ( 9 pm) night of sleep, but my body says I need one more pump before bedtime. I text the regular Mansion Chica for a quickie. She is still at the Mansion and says she will be over in a bit with her friend. A friend? Huh.

Mansion Chica (Chica #5) shows up with her friend around 10 pm. When they first arrived, it was very awkward. Maybe it was just me, but these two girls were just awkward people. Weird facial expressions, not a good sense of humour, etc.

Since it was a quickie, chica #5 begins to immediately start taking off her clothes 5 min after she gets in. Her friend sits on the couch, which has a full view of the bed. So yes, she watches the entire time while me and chica #5 starting getting into it. I don't know if I was into that. Maybe if I was into her friend it would turn me on, but her friend wasn't really attractive to me, so it ended up being a slight turnoff. The sex was quite mechanical and chica #5 seemed like she just wanted me to nut really quickly in her so I she could go. And frankly, I wanted to go to sleep. So I obliged both of our aspirations.

The two girls leave, and almost immediately after, I pass out cold.

Question for the Form:

Since I have started to post this trip thread, I've gotten multiple requests either via DM or form posts about me giving more information about the chicas. It might be somewhere on this form, but can the community please provide me with the exact information I am allowed to provide (WA #s, pictures, names), and what information I am not allowed to provide?

Thank you. Sorry for being the newbie on this.