Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Red Days, Dias Rojos, on their period, en su periodo, menstruacion, jajaja, well it seems like my girls are all synched up, and perception is reality. Anyone else out there can confirm or deny today is day number one or two of your chica's red days in Medellin, jajajajajjaaaajaja or as usual is it just me?

What to do about it is of course is a whole nuther topic, jaja.

[MiamiBoy1]

If anyone ever loses their cell phone or gets robbed, I've got two brand new iphones still in the box (13 Pro Max 256 GB / 13 Pro 128 GB). I know the process when that happens, and the cost of phones in Medellin. So, I might still have them if you find yourself in a tight spot and need more than a burner. Well, that or if you fall in love with a prepago and want to see just what she might be willing to do if you give her a new iphone as a gift.

I got used iPhone XS Max 256 gb for sale in case someone needs it.

[Nounce]

Yes, that is the bar. The chicken down farther right before Bar Monaco.

Thanks, I have met Dread.

[Osteoknot]

After reading about your latest foray into Centro, I think your really pushing the envelope there, and one of these days, your luck is going to run out in Centro.

Just some friendly advice.

If I Die Tomorrow I Die a Happy Man, my epitaph will read, seriously. Don't mistake that for a Death Wish (channeling Charles Bronson), which is a totally different animal.

If I would have followed my own advice, paid her and left, nothing bad would have happened. The problem there is thinking clearly under times of stress.

I don't live life on the edge. I cross the line, fall off the cliff, grab a branch on the way down, scramble back up scratched and bruised, stake my claim, draw a line in the sand and dare anyone else to cross it, jajajajaja.

I've had more happiness than any person is due in the last few years, and I was a miserable wretch before that, so it's all good from here on out.

ISG has at the same time become one of the least and most important things in my life, Yin and Yang. Documenting my journey is helpful to my well-being.

I try not to give advice except when others appear to be putting themselves in or causing harm. I mostly will leave that to the subject matter experts such as yourself and that I have never claimed to be.

For myself, if people want to use me as the poster child for what not to do in Medellin, I take zero offense there. But there is more going on with me than that and some people here get it more than others.

Thanks for the friendly advice, much appreciated coming from a "respected" board member such as you, and I only mean that as a lighthearted joke because obviously you are that.

Last time I went into silent mode I tried to post and let everyone know I was okay but admin blocked it for some reason, so I am not trying to be mysterious. I think they probably though I was being too self-absorbed was the only reason I could come up with for it not being posted. Or I was high and I thought I posted but didn't jajaja. Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs.

As far as my cellular, she ripped off my ancient Samsung A-05 with everything backed up the Cloud. I am not glad it happened, but the learning process has been incredible and I will modify some behaviors as a result. I opened a couple of social media accounts including Facebook to make it easier to get in touch with family and friends when without a cellular. The way my girls circled around me and helped out was truly touching. I may be ignorant but I am definitely not stupid.

Ostee Out, and you know what comes next, Keep On Keepin' On!

[SlapShot10]

If anyone ever loses their cell phone or gets robbed, I've got two brand new iphones still in the box (13 Pro Max 256 GB / 13 Pro 128 GB). I know the process when that happens, and the cost of phones in Medellin. So, I might still have them if you find yourself in a tight spot and need more than a burner. Well, that or if you fall in love with a prepago and want to see just what she might be willing to do if you give her a new iphone as a gift.

[JonnyPokerStar]

Where's the best place to buy a cheap cell phone in Medellin? In el Centro, in the Operanda mall behind the Nutribari or in Poblado in one of the malls. Any info would help. Thanks in advanced.

El Opera behind Nutibara is much cheaper, they sell used refurbished phones. In Poblado you will be paying full price for a new phone. Depends what you're after.

[Osteoknot]

I know just enough Spanish to get into situations that I don't see coming. When I told Managerette I would take her to her friend's 25th birthday party at a finca (house in the country or farm) in Guatape, I thought it was going to be a more conservative affair, I don't know why, I think because the invitations were so nicely done. First thing I realized when we met at the private van early in the morning was that I more than double the age of everyone at the party, I counted 23 people, definitely none of them were close to thirty years old.

No problem, one thing I have noticed about Colombia is how warm and welcoming the people are. I have never felt less than welcome and accepted in any group of Colombians with whom I have had the pleasure of their company. If anything, they were overly nice to me I guess because I was older and from the United States, not sure why. Felt like I was asked a hundred times, "Esta bien?" or if I needed anything.

We were ten minutes down the road when they broke out the drugs, marijuana, tussi, and rum. That didn't stop until we loaded back into the van to return home. More than half the crowd did not sleep a wink the entire weekend and we started at 8 AM on Saturday and rolled back into Robledo villa Sofia at 8:30 PM on Sunday. Very top of the mountain. Steeper is cheaper.

There isn't enough sex in this story for an ISG post except for the girl, Managerette, who I have been pursuing for over a year. I have tagged her as the most conservative girl in Colombia. When we first met, she told me she would never sleep with me after she told me she would never go out with me. She was a manager at a hotel in Estadio where I stayed about a year ago, and she saw firsthand all my mongering activities.

I have been to her apartment a couple of times, met her family. She and her mom dyed my hair once. They all smoke pot.

I was aiming for this weekend party to be the day we finally did the dirty deed, but it wasn't to be. I was in a room with three other girls, one was Managerette and I had a separate twin bed. I gave one of the other girls in the room a foot massage, and that was it for my skin to skin contact for the weekend.

I had a blast. Lots of deafening music, non-stop tussi, pot and rum. About 2/3 of the crowd never slept a wink. I don't know why the bull dyke in the room always seems to hit on my date but she was very nice too and I danced with her a lot and massaged her shoulders in the van ride home.

Saturday we did Guatape including a boat tour. Sunday was cook-out jacuzzi day at the finca.

At one point when it was just Managerette and I trying to sleep in the room in separate beds, a guy came in and crawled into bed with her. Flashback to the mountaintop about a year earlier here when I was sleeping between Catgirl and her sobrina. Catgirl's brother came in and had sex with the sobrina in the pitch black room who was so close to me I could feel her breath.

Not quite as lustful this time. The dude got up and left after a few minutes, I asked Managerette if she wanted me to step out for a moment so she could have sex with him, and she said no, she didn't like him like that.

If you would've told me ahead of time what was in store, I probably would've refused the invitation. But Managerette knew practically every person at the party, and it was great to see her spend a weekend with her friends. For two people, 400.000 mil COP for room and board, drinks and drugs. Another 190.000 mil COP for the day in Guatape incuding the boat tour. One separate restaurant meal for three at 80.000 mil COP.

During the van ride home, the lesbo chica I liked made out with another chica shown in the foreground of the foto with the best-looking chicas at the party. They were fun to watch in the seats directly in front of us, while I did some tussy.

Stepping out of my comfort zone a little usually ends up in a very enriching cross cultural experience, like this one played out. Managerette and I have developed a true friendship and she loved it. Great weekend.

Fotos: Stairs to managerette's front door. If not for those stairs and that I had been to her apartment once before, I would not have been able to find the place. As sometimes happen when you get high enough in the mountain neighborhoods surrounding the valley, you lose the Internet and GPS. The numbers on the street often don't match the numbers of the address because you have to go searching inside the maze of buildings and apartments to find the specific address. Somewhat sphincter tightening.

The landscape was the view from the finca.

Managed to get a shot of the two best-looking girls at the party in one foto. I would say their combined average was a 7.777, jeje.

As always, stories about recreational drugs are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I am simply doing research for a fictional book I am writing about Medellin. I do not condone the use of illicit drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substances in any countries of the world.

[CeeJay1]

Where's the best place to buy a cheap cell phone in Medellin? In el Centro, in the Operanda mall behind the Nutribari or in Poblado in one of the malls. Any info would help. Thanks in advanced.

[Wolf662]

The more important question is. Which other casas can compete with new life in terms of quality and quantity?

Certainly Fantasias Energy at a higher price point and not in Centro.

[Knowledge]

Have you visited many others?

Probably none! That's why it's popular. I think it's best for quantity & quality & price but there are good days and bad days.

[Knowledge]

Antibiotic resistant infections are very scary.

"Azithromycin is a very, very valuable drug," said Kunin, an emeritus professor of medicine at Ohio State University and a former president of the Infectious Diseases Society of America. "The excessive use of azithromycin is going to lead to widespread azithromycin resistance.

"You remove azithromycin, and what do you have left?" he said. "I call this the road to medical hell. ".

[Lou32]

This is new to me. I always purchase a pack of Azythromycin when I visit Colombia, but for typical STD treatment, like gonorrhea / chlamydia. Please share with us your info showing that this works for HIV.

"Azithromycin is a very, very valuable drug," said Kunin, an emeritus professor of medicine at Ohio State University and a former president of the Infectious Diseases Society of America. "The excessive use of azithromycin is going to lead to widespread azithromycin resistance.

"You remove azithromycin, and what do you have left?" he said. "I call this the road to medical hell. ".

[Surfer500]

The thought never occurred to me to ask for ID. I have often done so for age but not for gender.

After reading about your latest foray into Centro, I think your really pushing the envelope there, and one of these days, your luck is going to run out in Centro.

Just some friendly advice.

[Beobeo]

Which other casas can compete with new life in terms of quality and quantity?

Probably none! That's why it's popular. I think it's best for quantity & quality & price but there are good days and bad days.

[ColombiaLover]

This is really not worth a lot of our time, but I'll just make one observation that counters the idea that the market is free. And that is "price fixing / controls" and taxes. Anyone who has stayed at the Mansion know that, in effect, there is "price fixing" among the regulars. Same with girls who belong to FB groups that openly talk about clients and pricing. To me, I see price fixing behavior all of the time with FB girls. Probably the same with many Tinder girls, SA girls, centro girls, and Lleras girls and Gusto girls. Within sub-parts of the market. I just find it all very interesting, but not as interesting as fucking young putas with tight pussies and lips that exist to suck me.

As Villainy has pointed out, a free market is simply one in which prices are determined without any external restrictions on the competition among buyers and sellers--be it restrictions from government in the form of quotas, price-controls, tariffs, taxes, etc ,or from private monopolists who control enough of the market to dictate pricing. In that sense, the monger/puta market would seem to qualify as one of the freest that one can imagine. And one with no "barriers to entry" other than a chica's willingness to spread her legs for total strangers, including those of us who are potbellied, wrinkled, foul of breath, or irredeemable jerks. Well, with one likely exception: I imagine that any entrepreneurial guy (or mamasan) who wants to open / operate a casa or a strip club here in Medellin may need the blessing of (I. E have to make payoffs) to politicos, the gendarmerie, and / or cartel thugs.

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