Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

I enjoyed the fotos of the sisters. THanks for sharing. We may not always have the same taste in women, but in this case we do. Those appear to be my type for sure!

What are my tastes in women? I honestly don't know. Jeje, sometimes it feels like my criteria starts and stops at, do they have at least two available wet holes? But then somehow I end up with some real spectacular chicas who blow my socks and other appendages off. Do you perceive I have a certain type of chica? The only common denominator I am consciously aware of is, young (and legal, of course). Ostee Out!

[Lucky Nuts]

Yeah haha I'm not the most patient person. My conversations usually go like this:

Me: hola senorita.

Her: hola.

Me: que buscas.

Crickets.

You can be direct with very good results by telling them what you are looking for rather than asking them to volunteer that infomation.

Better yet is a couple superficial remarks beforehand with feigned polilteness as suggested by JBee

But I wouldn't expect more than crickets from most chicas by asking "que buscas".

[Knowledge]

This really is very good advice. The typically quick gringo conversation of "what time are we meeting this afternoon" in Colombia is "good afternoon, how are you, I'm well and how are you, how nice, what are you doing, I'm watching TV, oh are you busy, I wanted to know if we can meet."

Colombians don't do blunt and direct. While you can get to the meat of the conversation pretty quickly, you'll have more success if you take a slightly less direct approach. Ask how she is. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her you want to get to know her. She's more likely to respond favorably if she feels like she'll enjoy spending time with you.

[Asitis]

First of all, many thanks to all the contributors and the excellent maps!

14th of July: Centro.

Zandaly: Arrived around 3 pm, 8 to 10 girls and 2 customers, quite dark but enough light to see the girls.

Picked Angel for 50 k /30 min, paid the mamasan and went to the room (small and clean).

Angel just got a baby 6 months ago, so no extra (to preserve good health she said).

Quite nice girl, smiling and no rush. She's a flaca petite light skin. Cute face with some light acne damage though.

She offered a massage (quite poor but gentle) then CBJ, action missionary and finished doggy.

Shower offered before and after.

I'll go again to try some other girls, some were to my taste.

Went to check for a burner phone at Celudmovil but couldn't find refurbished ones.

Took a tour around Botero plaza and Parroquia de la Veracruz. Saw some nice SW around. I'll go back.

[Orion4]

Colombians don't do blunt and direct. While you can get to the meat of the conversation pretty quickly, you'll have more success if you take a slightly less direct approach. Ask how she is. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her you want to get to know her. She's more likely to respond favorably if she feels like she'll enjoy spending time with you.

Yeah haha I'm not the most patient person. My conversations usually go like this:

Me: hola senorita.

Her: hola.

Me: que buscas.

Crickets.

[OKGuy1917]

I'd like to come visit Medellin soon as my first Monger vaction. How hard is to find super sloppy facefucking with CIM? (No Condom of course).

[ColombiaLover]

If I ever married a Colombian (which I have no intention of doing again), I sure as hell would NEVER bring her to the USA She would have to stay in Colombia, with me living their part-time. Once they get here, most of them either 1) find a better deal or 2) become more and more like a gringa and less and less like what they were when they were in their country.

I remember when my ex-wife went to English classes, one of the first thing they taught them about was the 'bad gringos" who would abuse them and treat them bad and what they should do if they had a problem. I had no problem providing information about domestic violence, rights, etc. , because some do have bad experiences. But it seemed to me like the libs who were teaching the class went out of their way to paint the gringos who married them in a bad light (while at the same time protecting "students" in the class who they knew were illegally in the country).

And most of them, when they get to the USA, find a better deal and are gone.

[Knowledge]

Good deal, you guys tip well.

Yeah, gringos buy these chicas boobs and all kids of stuff and fly them to the USA.

[AmorPorFavor]

Yeah, gringos buy these chicas boobs and all kids of stuff and fly them to the USA.

And most of them, when they get to the USA, find a better deal and are gone.

[Orgasmico]

The chica in the front on the right in the white dress is or was, the daytime bartender at the mansion at the bar out by the pool. Forgot her name.

Yeah, gringos buy these chicas boobs and all kids of stuff and fly them to the USA.

[Knowledge]

I haven't noticed any chica price increases but if you are expecting it hard enough I don't doubt facebook or seeking arrangement girls will accommodate you. Anyway, back to the exchange rate, something unexpected happened to me today. I paid for lunch with a credit card; the exchange rate was 4749, rather a pleasant surprise.

Today the Col COP exch rate is 4637 pesos to $1 USD. While this is benefiting us if there, does anyone notice any increase in chica pricing or svc yet in Medellin like in the poblado / lleras areas? Obvio this is a Global inflation crisis but for Colombia it's a 21 year all time hike; so I'm sure it's only a matter of time we'll see food, products, and likely chica pricing will have an increase.

[Knowledge]

You know the paisas want the "mi amors" and other sweet nothings.

They are reading you as cold, rough, and unfriendly.

[JjBee62]

I have been getting these kind of texts from Colombian women (most I've talked to are not prostitutes and are ones I'd try to fuck for free -- usually end up being flakey and a waste of time):

"tu eres no tierno" which translates to "you are not tinder" -- I've gotten this one so many times. I'm not exactly sure what they mean by "tinder" but I feel they're saying I'm not a white knight.

"De igual forma no creo q sea necesario ser amable conmigo".

"me parece q eres una persona muy fria".

I've found a lot of them to be really needy and traditional, which doesn't mesh well with me because I can be super blunt and direct at times (without rambling too much, a stereotypical new yorker is a decent description of me).

Colombians don't do blunt and direct. While you can get to the meat of the conversation pretty quickly, you'll have more success if you take a slightly less direct approach. Ask how she is. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her you want to get to know her. She's more likely to respond favorably if she feels like she'll enjoy spending time with you.

[Orion4]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you fuck them rough.

No most of these girls said that before meeting in person.

[Zeos1]

I have been getting these kind of texts from Colombian women (most I've talked to are not prostitutes and are ones I'd try to fuck for free -- usually end up being flakey and a waste of time):

"tu eres no tierno" which translates to "you are not tinder" -- I've gotten this one so many times. I'm not exactly sure what they mean by "tinder" but I feel they're saying I'm not a white knight.

"De igual forma no creo q sea necesario ser amable conmigo".

"me parece q eres una persona muy fria".

I've found a lot of them to be really needy and traditional, which doesn't mesh well with me because I can be super blunt and direct at times (without rambling too much, a stereotypical new yorker is a decent description of me).

They are reading you as cold, rough, and unfriendly.