Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

I found a midget on tinder, wish me luck boys.

I'm pretty sure you'll be nuts over her.

[Mtndew704]

I found a midget on tinder, wish me luck boys.

[JustTK]

ISurely not everyone has the same definition or rather same experience of what great sex is. Connecting with someone will not make them clairvoyant and know he loves getting his balls licked from the back or he hates getting his balls licked from the back. It is by pure chance that people are having this idea of great sex together.

Right. And not only that, but what works today might not work the same tomorrow. Depends on mood in the moment too.

[JustTK]

What you are saying is that attractive girls = shitty service. This is not always the case. Ugly girls can provide shitty service as well. Service has nothing to do with how a girl looks. Service depends on various factors. Her attitude, vibes, chemistry between you and her, ambiance of the place / venue, etc. Guys who say hot girls provide shitty service just don't know any better, they don't have what it takes (game, looks, money, etc) to score a hottie, and not only to score, but to make her like or love them, because great sex can only be possible if there is a great connection. Something that money alone can't always buy.

MB, I don't wish to pick on you all the time, but you write some really bizarre comments.

I agree that "Service depends on various factors" and "has nothing to do with how a girl looks". But then you say "Guys who say hot girls provide shitty service don't have what it takes (game, looks, money, etc)". This I find an incredible claim. If Guy X can has great sex w Chica Ugly (by your subjective claim), you think that Chica Hot will have different needs to Chica Ugly in the sack? On what grounds do you base that?

"great sex can only be possible if there is a great connection" – now you sound like Elvis! Is this your alt profile?! The best sex I have had is with a girl in Pattaya that regularly bangs 10 guys per day. And the best I have in Col is w a Mileroticos girl that charges 60 mil.

"but to make her. Love them" – and this is really off the deep end. Pray tell, why on Earth would you want to do that w a girl that your paying for sex?

One day, I will buy you a beer for the entertainment you provide. But I guess you wouldn't drink beer unless it uses water distilled from the secret rivers of Tibet or Mongolia.

[ILikeButts]

great sex can only be possible if there is a great connection.

100% disagree with this statement. Some of the best sex I've had was with girls I barely knew or had just met but something about them made me desire them deeply. I know this is probably a minority opinion, even here on a monger forum, LOL.

[JustTK]

This is very wierd. I send a message very similar to this when contacting a new FB girl.

Did you guys find a message template in the MS Word library or smthg?

[Fun Luvr]

Hello Maria, it's a pleasure to meet you. I am staying in a nice hotel in Laureles. Sometimes I am bored and I would like the company of a beautiful woman like you. Could we plan a naughty meeting? Thanks.

I would leave out "Sometimes I am bored and". To me, that is saying you're only considering her because you are bored.

[Mr Enternational]

great sex can only be possible if there is a great connection. Something that money alone can't always buy.

I have had plenty of great sex with chicks that I have just walked up to and said how much. I am not trying to jedi any prostitutes into connecting with me. There are plenty of chicks that are not prostitutes to get a great connection with. And guess what. I have had horrible sex with chicks that I have had a great connection with and great sex with chicks there was no connection at all with. The same as looks have nothing to do with service, the connection has nothing to do with great sex.

Besides, I am still looking for someone to define what great sex is. Surely not everyone has the same definition or rather same experience of what great sex is. The same as everybody not having the same idea of what a great hot dog is. Connecting with someone will not make them clairvoyant and know he loves getting his balls licked from the back or he hates getting his balls licked from the back. It is by pure chance that people are having this idea of great sex together.

[Surfer500]

Maybe its different for Pensionado visa renewals. The Pensionado-Rentista renewal I got this summer is good for 2 years.

Yes for renewals they have been issuing them for a period greater than one year, however for the two guys I know who applied for the first time this year it's only been for a year, which supposedly will change in October.

As far as becoming a Citizen after five years of being a resident, well it requires you pass some type of tests, I think language and history, no different than becoming a US Citizen, however I think if your older than 65 they waive the testing requirement.

Regardless, they've made the Country less friendly for business investments getting rid of the investors Visa in October, and with the new President, new tax schemes will be going into place.

A few years ago they had a Wealth Tax based on worldwide income in place that expired, and Petro is coming up with a new scheme.

[Nounce]

What you are saying is that attractive girls = shitty service...

Sufer is talking about prostitutes and you generalize it to girls.

... they don't have what it takes (game, looks, money, etc) to score a hottie, and not only to score, but to make her like or love them....

Would you get great connection by offering 30 mil to the girls you personally met?

There is also a skill difference which can make a difference in service quality.

[Shemp]

Girl (or guy) is using stolen pictures of a Russian. Has what looks like Dubai in the bg of one of the pics, as well as Russian sign in the bg of another.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100047094101395

She doesn't look like any Colombiana for starters, not even one of the whiter ones. Normally I'd just ignore this but she managed to connect to 4.5 k people, including a vast number of monger profiles and real FB chicas.

Profile pic attached in case she changes her profile name.

Yeah, she sent me a friend request & I accepted. After some chit-chat I proposed she come to visit me at my hotel. Well, she told me she does not have a cedula but if I sent her some money to buy one then she would come visit me. I told her that would be impossible so we never spoke again. Another fleece-them artist.

[Villainy]

.....but to make her like or love them, because great sex can only be possible if there is a great connection.

Not only I believe that, I practice that!

Working girls are likely to fall in love (or like) with your wallet and not so much with you. Sorry if that doesn't make you feel special but it is reality. As to whether you have great sex, it depends a lot on the girl. Does she really love sex or is she just trying to feed her family? Can you speak to her in Spanish and not make her feel like a puta? Or are you boring her senseless with your translator app? Are you clean and well trimmed (both heads) and hygienic? That will make a difference to her.

None of this will make her love you but it will keep her from trying to make your date the shortest time possible so she can get her money and get out of your room. Now, if you are saying you need to feel love or a special connection to have great sex. Well that is on you and has next to nothing to do with the girl.

So I'll leave you to ponder this: I've had great, mind bending sex with several girls here in Medellin (and by no means am I saying all of them. Or even the majority of them). None of them were in love with me and I certainly wasn't in love with them. I look more like a bald Walter Matthau than Brad Pitt, and I'm hardly rich, although that is a somewhat relative comparison. So for those reasons I dispute your pretense.

[DontSayMuch]

This is very wierd. I send a message very similar to this when contacting a new FB girl. I have been getting higher quotes lately but nothing close to 600 k. Unless that's for an overnight with a supermodel level girl that's crazy money for a single visit in Medellin. Unless inflation has gone insane in the last two months since my last visit haha. But don't give up buddy. Its a pain in the ass to start but once you get going FB is an amazing tool for getting hot chicks in Medellin. Just keep trying and it will get better.

I appreciate the feedback. I'll keep going for it and maybe my next MDE trip will bear more fruit. (I put a smiley face at the end but I guess the forum hates that, LOL).

[Villainy]

I think I failed at my Facebook attempts for my week vacation. I added women who had devil horns and hearts and stuff and even added names that were given from nice board members, but out of the 94 Friends I have only two messaged me back and both wanted in excess of 600 mil. I'm not the most attractive 50 year old, but I'm average. I think I'm going to stick to the casas mentioned here and maybe go on the websites too. Maybe next trip I'll change my Facebook approach but I think it's too late to fix now.

What I wrote was something like this:

Hola #NAME,.

I wouldn't say your message is in poor form but I think you're shooting yourself in the dick a little bit. Why tell them you're visiting for a week? That tells them you're a tourist and you probably don't know the scene and so they start out asking for the triple rate. Afterall maybe you don't know what the fair market value is and you'll grab her offer out of hand.

I usually use a greeting like:

Hola Maria (substitute her name), mucho gusto. Me estoy quedando en un hotel bonito en Laureles (or Poblado or where ever you are staying). A veces estoy aburrido why me gustaria la compania de una mujer hermosa como tu. Podriamos planear una cita traviesa? Gracias.

Tienes WhatsApp? Mi numero es: +1 xxx yyy zzzz.

The last line is only needed if you want to switch your conversation to WhatsApp and so, it could be skipped.

If I didn't f* up my Spanish. It would loosely translate as follows:

Hello Maria, it's a pleasure to meet you. I am staying in a nice hotel in Laureles. Sometimes I am bored and I would like the company of a beautiful woman like you. Could we plan a naughty meeting? Thanks.

Do you have WhatsApp? My number is: +1 (xxx) yyy-zzzz.

That way she doesn't know if you are a visitor or a resident or what. I usually say I've been living in Medellin for 3 years but I don't think you need to say that. I usually get a response saying something like: Yes, when would you like to plan a visit. I don't usually initiate a discussion about pricing but I always plan on paying the FB girl 200 + taxis. Some will bring up the price, most of the girls I talk to don't. Some guys think it is better to bring it up to preclude any kind of misunderstanding. Your choice.

If you have some special kinks you want, that would involve another couple of sentences.

Deberia dicirte sobre mis preferencias.

I should tell you about my preferences. They will almost always say. Dime (tell me).

[MiamiBoy1]

Seriously?? You believe that??

Not only I believe that, I practice that!