Medellin Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I had the misfortune of seeing Jenni Munoz today. She propositioned a trio and I liked the girl she sent pictures of so we agreed. She initially asked for 400 k each but I negotiated down to 600 k. I give her 500 k and say that this is for the whole mess. She refuses and wants the extra 100 k. At this point I just fucking hope I never have to see them again and give them the 100 k and kick them the fuck out. It was an expensive lesson learned and I hope to never deal with this again. Fuck, I should have just gone to centro and I would have had a better experience for a much lower price.

I guess you get what you pay for? I thought facebook chicks were 150 to 200?

[Shemp]

I had the misfortune of seeing Jenni Munoz today.

She hasn't changed. About 2 1/2 yrs ago Jenni was my 1st facebook date, & remains to this day, the worst. I've done 20 or so fb dates, & she was truly the only bad 1. She did what I wanted but it was a total rush job. She told me I had an HR. & that was it. Complained all the way through. There are some bad ones out there, she is 1 of the worst!

[JjBee62]

I had the misfortune of seeing Jenni Munoz today. She propositioned a trio and I liked the girl she sent pictures of so we agreed. She initially asked for 400 k each but I negotiated down to 600 k including taxi, OWO, kisses with tongue, and for the girls to have sex with each other. I didn't trust the girls in my apartment so told them to go to a motel near me. We went to the love motel but the younger girl (Mariana Sosa in FB) did not have a cedula on her so they didn't let her in. The girl had a picture of her cedula but the motel didn't accept that. This was strike 1 and I should have followed my better judgement and broke it off there. I decided that the girls look ok and that I can keep an eye on them so I brought them to my apartment. Inside the girls wanted to rush to take a shower and go to the bedroom. This was strike 2 and I again should have sent them away. Once they washed up, Jenni tried to get wet using a vibrator while I tried to kiss both of them. They gave peaks but nothing more. I could smell that Jenni was high. She made up some BS excuse about not being willing to do OWO on me and the Mariana gave me CBJ. Jenni then rode me while Mariana sucked my nipple. I ended up coming like this since I love getting my nipple sucked and I was holding in two days of leche. Jenni said we are done since I came and I told them that it isn't time yet so to give me a massage. She said they would after a shower. They take a shower and give me perhaps the worst massage of my life and I have gotten some pretty shitty massages. After a couple of minutes I just want them to leave.

1. Always make certain the girl (s) have their cedula. Stress the point that no cedula means no entry. A picture of a cedula is as useless as a picture of a $100 bill.

2. Never agree to a trio without first sessioning with at least one of the girls. Trios in Colombia are usually a waste of money, especially when both girls are unknowns.

3. Unless you're specifically looking for a trio, don't let someone guide you into one. It's almost certain to be a waste of money, and possibly something much worse.

4. If you make a rule don't break it because the little head wants something. You didn't want the 2 girls in your apartment, then brought them anyway. Not only did you risk them stealing, but bringing in a girl with no cedula and of uncertain age is potentially a very expensive mistake.

5. If a session is shitty, end it. Right from the start it was obvious you weren't getting what you wanted. Get your nut, pay them and show them the door.

Trios in Colombia are rarely the threesome experience you expect. Usually you're just paying someone to watch you fuck and to give the other girl a break so she can check her phone. No lesbian action, not getting double the pleasure. Only do it with someone who you know will give good service and who fully understands what you expect.

[Paulie97]

Trio situations usually go poorly and that especially applies when it's the girl's idea. And it's about sure it won't go well if you don't know either of them. They work together, scam together, and whatever they pulled with you they've done before. Regulated environments like casas are usually better for trios. Thanks for sharing.

[LoveItHere69]

This was a good question you asked.

Seriously? weather.com, accuweather.com, and list goes on with line graphs and bar graphs. Monthly, daily, hourly updates. Not hard information to find. Just check the hourly forecast each day for one week during the rainy season and that should suffice.

[Knowledge]

Good advice for sure, the rain is seasonal but as you said it can happen anytime. Mostly it starts around 4 PM and last anywhere from a few minutes, to hours. You get used to it.

The weather can be totally unpredictable. Very simply put, it can rain anytime.

There may not be a cloud in the sky, but ten minutes later it can be raining.

So some rules of the road for you. Never ever leave where your staying without an umbrella, and two, wherever your staying, always make sure every window is shut. Especially if your in an apartment because if you leave any windows open you may return to wet floors and furnishings which can be a nightmare to deal with.

Most people who come to Medellin for the first time learn all this the hard way by getting totally drenched from head to foot, and sometimes trying to dry out where they are staying.

Also, it's a good idea to bring at least two pairs of shoes with you.

Sometimes it can rain so hard the streets and sidewalks will overflow, and your shoes will become totally saturated. It's one thing to dry clothes out, but shoes are another matter..

[Knowledge]

What a pain in the ass. I'm sorry you had to go through that crap bro. I've seen reviews of facebook girls on here and other websites. It might be work vetting potential dates based on reviews. I hope the rest of your trip goes well.

I had the misfortune of seeing Jenni Munoz today. She propositioned a trio and I liked the girl she sent pictures of so we agreed. She initially asked for 400 k each but I negotiated down to 600 k including taxi, OWO, kisses with tongue, and for the girls to have sex with each other. I didn't trust the girls in my apartment so told them to go to a motel near me. We went to the love motel but the younger girl (Mariana Sosa in FB) did not have a cedula on her so they didn't let her in. The girl had a picture of her cedula but the motel didn't accept that. This was strike 1 and I should have followed my better judgement and broke it off there. I decided that the girls look ok and that I can keep an eye on them so I brought them to my apartment. Inside the girls wanted to rush to take a shower and go to the bedroom. This was strike 2 and I again should have sent them away. Once they washed up, Jenni tried to get wet using a vibrator while I tried to kiss both of them. They gave peaks but nothing more. I could smell that Jenni was high. She made up some BS excuse about not being willing to do OWO on me and the Mariana gave me CBJ. Jenni then rode me while Mariana sucked my nipple. I ended up coming like this since I love getting my nipple sucked and I was holding in two days of leche. Jenni said we are done since I came and I told them that it isn't time yet so to give me a massage. She said they would after a shower. They take a shower and give me perhaps the worst massage of my life and I have gotten some pretty shitty massages. After a couple of minutes I just want them to leave. I give her 500 k and say that this is for the whole mess. She refuses and wants the extra 100 k. At this point I just fucking hope I never have to see them again and give them the 100 k and kick them the fuck out. It was an expensive lesson learned and I hope to never deal with this again.

[DandyMan51]

I had the misfortune of seeing Jenni Munoz today. She propositioned a trio and I liked the girl she sent pictures of so we agreed. She initially asked for 400 k each but I negotiated down to 600 k including taxi, OWO, kisses with tongue, and for the girls to have sex with each other. I didn't trust the girls in my apartment so told them to go to a motel near me. We went to the love motel but the younger girl (Mariana Sosa in FB) did not have a cedula on her so they didn't let her in. The girl had a picture of her cedula but the motel didn't accept that. This was strike 1 and I should have followed my better judgement and broke it off there. I decided that the girls look ok and that I can keep an eye on them so I brought them to my apartment. Inside the girls wanted to rush to take a shower and go to the bedroom. This was strike 2 and I again should have sent them away. Once they washed up, Jenni tried to get wet using a vibrator while I tried to kiss both of them. They gave peaks but nothing more. I could smell that Jenni was high. She made up some BS excuse about not being willing to do OWO on me and the Mariana gave me CBJ. Jenni then rode me while Mariana sucked my nipple. I ended up coming like this since I love getting my nipple sucked and I was holding in two days of leche. Jenni said we are done since I came and I told them that it isn't time yet so to give me a massage. She said they would after a shower. They take a shower and give me perhaps the worst massage of my life and I have gotten some pretty shitty massages. After a couple of minutes I just want them to leave. I give her 500 k and say that this is for the whole mess. She refuses and wants the extra 100 k. At this point I just fucking hope I never have to see them again and give them the 100 k and kick them the fuck out. It was an expensive lesson learned and I hope to never deal with this again. The only positive is that I didn't end up paying for the motel so I saved 100 k there. I ended up blocking her on Whatsapp and FB afterwards. She has 2. 8 k friends so chances are that someone here may have the misfortune of dealing with her and hopefully can avoid it. Fuck, I should have just gone to centro and I would have had a better experience for a much lower price. The girls are young (22 and 18 I think) but a complete pissing of pesos.

[Surfer500]

Could someone fill me in on the weather there. Coming first week of November. I know it's usually 60 to about 70 degrees but what about the rain.

The weather can be totally unpredictable. Very simply put, it can rain anytime.

There may not be a cloud in the sky, but ten minutes later it can be raining.

So some rules of the road for you. Never ever leave where your staying without an umbrella, and two, wherever your staying, always make sure every window is shut. Especially if your in an apartment because if you leave any windows open you may return to wet floors and furnishings which can be a nightmare to deal with.

Most people who come to Medellin for the first time learn all this the hard way by getting totally drenched from head to foot, and sometimes trying to dry out where they are staying.

Also, it's a good idea to bring at least two pairs of shoes with you.

Sometimes it can rain so hard the streets and sidewalks will overflow, and your shoes will become totally saturated. It's one thing to dry clothes out, but shoes are another matter.

This was a good question you asked.

[Nounce]

Hi everyone, can you suggest a not so expensive hotel closer to energy, I am planning to book 2 rooms, one for personal and other for bringing girls over. I will be working remote and don't want to bring girl to the same room as my work set up. Love motel could you an option but I don't want to deal with logistics and dealing with flaky girls.

Any mid range hotel with chic friendly would be a nice set up for 2nd room. Also how are hostels like Masaya?

You can just book San Peter Apartments. It is one bed room. Or rent an airbnb with 2 bedroom.

[Nounce]

Maybe she knew you meant business and she had better be on time after you called her an asshole.

I didn't know that. LOL. I knew this chick very well by that time.

[JjBee62]

Where are you guys finding girls on FB. Is there some group? Do you just search for girls from the city? Any details on the process would be appreciated. I like your style and would like to try it out.

Facebook is only a good source for Medellin. You won't have much success using it for other Colombian cities.

Go to the "Links to Reports of Distinction" thread and search for "Facebook. " You'll find some step-by-step instructions on how to get started.

[RemotePC]

Hi everyone, can you suggest a not so expensive hotel closer to energy, I am planning to book 2 rooms, one for personal and other for bringing girls over. I will be working remote and don't want to bring girl to the same room as my work set up. Love motel could you an option but I don't want to deal with logistics and dealing with flaky girls.

Any mid range hotel with chic friendly would be a nice set up for 2nd room. Also how are hostels like Masaya?

[Mr Enternational]

I just think the idea of "teaching them a lesson" or trying to change their behavior is a losing battle in the short term.

Not at all a losing battle if you plan to see them again, unless you want the same thing to happen over and over. You got to train them. Just gave a chick the 3rd degree about that the other day. She won't be late again.

[Knowledge]

Those are all valid points. If you factor them into how you move life becomes complicated. I like to keep it simple. Show up on time, or don't show up. I already covered the exceptions I tolerate.

This gets discussed periodically. There is the carrot or the stick approach.

Carrot approach: Tell her that if she arrives within 30 minutes of the appointed time she gets a 20 mil propina but if she is 31 minutes late, no propina. (Make it higher if that matters that much to you).

Stick approach: Tell her if she is 30 minutes late the date is cancelled and you will make other plans.

Some girls really have no sense of time, others are semi-pros and don't take cabs that much and have no sense of judging the traffic especially around morning or late afternoons sprawls.