Bogota Reports

[Woodman09]

I met up with a member SkinnyGallo late Wednesday night actually 2 am Thursday morning (we walked from Ibis) I was not sure what that would be like as it was so quiet around the neighborhood -- we went straight in to the North Stroll as the South stroll we could see was totally dead as we walked down Calle 22- There were a few SGs, some that I would be happy with. Went to Troya, Venus, Paisas and Fiebre were open there were maybe 5-8 in each*some girls who were hot-- We ended up having coffee in the diner with 2 SGs -- he actually walked with her back to Ibis hotel about 4 am.

So Going to Santa Fe on Wednesday night late may worth it for most guys.

Then about 18 hours later (8 p) we went back it was kinda dead as far as men traffic but plenty of girls, most guys would be happy

[ArmnHammer69]

Since it's my birthday today I decided to try out lido as well as Santa Fe. Santa Fe from 9:00 to 10:00 pm on a Thursday was still fairly slow saw 3 girls I like in the clubs and 2 old favourites. Decided to try out Lido arrived at 10:30 about 30 girls inside and 10 guys. Corona or Heineken are 50 mil pesos plus waiter demanded 10 k tip which he said was taxes LOL! One cute girl I would rate a 7. 5 smiling at me like crazy. Inside you feel like a piece of meat being stalked. Overall there wasn't one girl better than what I found in Santa Fe mostly girls I wouldn't even look twice at dressed to go out for a regular night out. Worst part is they are covered up similar to gusto where you end with girls hiding baby damage etc. After 3 beers I left and went back to Santa Fe nothing was worth my time or money. Hooked up at Fiebre with an old favorite blonde with fake booty that twerks it like crazy. Round two was young new girl 5 ft 6 skinny with a nice natural body. Damn this girl was tight. Loved watching her pussy grip my cock. Price was 100 mil to go upstairs. Missed out on one taller blonde favorite but when I wanted her she was with another guy.

Off to la Isla and medellin now.

[Dandelionheyz]

Your report is so helpful. Just want to see what hotel you are using and do you have any problems to let the girl in? Do you need to go down to pick up the girl? I heard so many people complainting the hotel is not girl friendly but I really don't want to live in Airbnb. Please advise.

And what site do you find the ppg? Could you share her links?

Arrived in Bogota airport.

Smooth immigration process.

Used the ATM next to the luggage pickup. Make sure you decline the conversion and your bank will convert using daily forex rate. I got 5000 per $1 usd.

Took the yellow cab taxis on the left of the airport exit.

Paid $150 k pesos for cab to bring us to the mall, get us some items and sim card from claro.

(I know we over paid by 50 k but he stayed with us for a hours while we shopped. (Super unnecessary but first night in the country).

Got a claro 80 gb SIM card for $20 usd.

By the time we got home got food we didn't want to go out so we slept.

The next day me and my friend ordered take out from PPG. My girl was 250 k pesos included BBBJ which was probably the best part of the experience. Idk about you guys but fucking with a condom is absolutely trash for me. Can't even feel anything I rather just get heeled off slowly. Anyways the girl was pretty hot (but less hot than the pictures, but it was the same girl from the pics.) came to my hotel in Chico Norte checked her in smoothly.

This girl didn't kiss on the lips or give massages so that was a disappointment but she was down to suck dick without a condom. Doesn't make sense but whateverZ.

My friend girl was more of a freak basically was hella aggressive and wanted to kiss and fuck like a maniac.

Moral of the story ppg can be hit or miss but for $50 you can't complain for a Uber eats dinner.

After we ate our take out we decided to go to club lido.

Drinks are very expensive. But the girls are hot as fuck. Many 9's and 10's. We even saw a famous Colombian actress there enjoying the strippers with her friends.

To fuck a girl at lido is quite expensive. Standard price is 200 k for the room upstairs (they will try to charge you more, don't accept that) my boy got gringod.

You also have to pay what ever the girl charges. So it's double the price.

It was a fun experience though but expensive.

I want to check out some of the cheaper establishments today. Tell me which are the best spots I should check out?

Day 2 today, will update tomorrow.

[JjBee62]

It may not be perfect but there is no viable alternative. You can see 1-10 rankings in pretty much every single report posted here.

As to your friends dating 9's, they are just delusional, tell them to wake the fuck up. But seriously, 4 points difference when ranking the same girl is too much, I have posted about it the stupid shit in mde forum. If she is a fat cow, well, she is a fat cow, and can't be 9 even with makeup and fancy clothing. And vice versa. Difference in taste should result in 1-2 points difference in ranking.

There are an infinite number of viable alternatives. The problem with all of them is that they're all subjective. A girl you might consider "a fat pig", another might consider thick and perfect. There are guys on here thrilled to find girls with breast and ass implants and guys who can't stand them. Some love girls with tattoos, some hate them. On and on it goes.

I believe I've told the story before about a guy who spent the whole day pointing out girls with nice asses. At the end of the day I pointed out a girl who, in my opinion, had the best ass, body and face I'd seen all day. He was disgusted, because she was black.

We're back to the same old problem with you. Everyone who doesn't agree with your opinion on completely subjective subjects is wrong. The problem will go away when you finally grow up and recognize that everyone has their own style and if it works for them, then it's perfect. For them. And it only needs to work for them.

For the record, every single person on ISG uses my rating scale every time. They fuck the women they decide they want to fuck, and they pass on the women they don't want to fuck.

[MiamiBoy1]

When do these girls get officially rated 1-10?

Is it printed on their cedula ? LOL.

We all know that it's so subjective a scale, that it's basically useless between guys.

I've been with guys introducing their 9 rated GF, that I would personally give a 5.

I'm sure most of us have had that experience as well.

I've been surprised and met some hot girls (imo) in SF, Botero, etc, and I've seen some pigs at the high end clubs.

It may not be perfect but there is no viable alternative. You can see 1-10 rankings in pretty much every single report posted here.

As to your friends dating 9's, they are just delusional, tell them to wake the fuck up. But seriously, 4 points difference when ranking the same girl is too much, I have posted about it the stupid shit in mde forum. If she is a fat cow, well, she is a fat cow, and can't be 9 even with makeup and fancy clothing. And vice versa. Difference in taste should result in 1-2 points difference in ranking.

[Balboa]

this is not a rocket science.

When do these girls get officially rated 1-10?

Is it printed on their cedula ? LOL.

We all know that it's so subjective a scale, that it's basically useless between guys.

I've been with guys introducing their 9 rated GF, that I would personally give a 5.

I'm sure most of us have had that experience as well.

I've been surprised and met some hot girls (imo) in SF, Botero, etc, and I've seen some pigs at the high end clubs.

[LatinaLover#1]

OK this is off-topic, and I have asked the last two Thanksgivings in a row and got Zero help or info. I am here through the weekend and would like to go to a bar in Chapinero to watch some college football Friday and Saturday. Does anybody know of a sports bar similar to Patrick's in Medellin that may have US college football Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving? Thanks in advance.

El Mecanico.

Buffalo wings in Chico Norte, Calle 93 a # 11-30, Bogota, Not bad, wings, football cute waitresses, No problem with football on TV HOWEVER. It's World Cup time so you may have a problem convincing them to put on a gringo football game. Lots of tv's so maybe you can get them to iton one of the tvs. Good luck.

[MiamiBoy1]

Reality check time.

First, you've clearly shown how useless a 1-10 scale is. 3 different people, 3 different ratings. There's a much simpler scale which is foolproof. Any woman is either a 1 or a 0. That's the numeric equivalent of yes or no, your answer to the following question:

"Do I want to fuck her?

The beauty of the system is its flexibility. On a day when you're not feeling interested, you might give a 0 to the same girl who was a solid 1 when you were drunk and horny.

If you want, you could do a follow-up rating to decide if you would fuck her again.

See how simple that is? Ultimately, the only thing that matters is if you want the girl.

Now for the reality check.

Many of the girls working the streets don't even have a phone. It's not easy to find a sugar daddy or set up an OnlyFans account when you can't even manage to buy a $20 phone. Working in one of the north clubs requires money for costumes, shoes, makeup, plus transportation costs. It might seem simple, but in reality there are a lot of beautiful, intelligent and talented people who never reach their potential because they're too busy just trying to survive.

Why nobody uses your 0-1 scale if it is that simple? The answer is because it is not practical. It does not give any idea of what a girl looks like, or the quality of a girl (look wise). I might want to fuck any girl that is 7 or above, but her rank on the scale will determine how much I will be willing to pay, how much time or effort I will be willing to invest in a date with her. 1-10 scale has been around for years, and it is most widely used anywhere, why reinvent the wheel? I wish there was some standard / universal description of each category from 1 to 10 so that we are all on the same page when ranking girls. There are a few descriptions online, just google them.

I mostly agree with the second part of your post, but I think it is much easier to start making money if a girl is naturally attractive. She will find a way to earn a few hundred bucks to buy a smartphone or a decent outfit. Just a few shifts at a SF club and she will make that happen. Heck, she can borrow one if she wants, this is not a rocket science.

[Mr Enternational]

First, you've clearly shown how useless a 1-10 scale is. 3 different people, 3 different ratings. There's a much simpler scale which is foolproof. Any woman is either a 1 or a 0. That's the numeric equivalent of yes or no, your answer to the following question:

"Do I want to fuck her?

Pretty much how my scale works. Thanks for articulating it. I don't have time to tally up if a chick has squeaked by with a 7.2. I will fuck a chick just because I like her hairstyle or some other random thing about her.

Many of the girls working the streets don't even have a phone. It's not easy to find a sugar daddy or set up an OnlyFans account when you can't even manage to buy a $20 phone. Working in one of the north clubs requires money for costumes, shoes, makeup, plus transportation costs. It might seem simple, but in reality there are a lot of beautiful, intelligent and talented people who never reach their potential because they're too busy just trying to survive.

Amen to that. Who has money for all that fancy shit when they barely have a place to stay and food to eat. I fucked a chick in Santa Fe and I think her bra was broken. I ended up giving her enough extra money so she could buy a new one. It pisses me off and really humbles me that all those Venezuelans had to leave their home and go to other countries because of the government's bullshit. The struggle is fucking real.

[Mr Enternational]

Anyone who goes anywhere expecting 9's all over the place is completely out of touch with reality.

Unless it is a modeling convention. Enough with guys walking into brothels and expecting models and movie stars though.

[JjBee62]

My standards are even higher, I have never seen an 8 in santa fe. 7-7. 5 tops (on a good day). A true 8 would never work there just because there are high end venues where she could make much more. Or go sugar baby route. Or onlyfans, etc. Some guys here need a reality check.

Reality check time.

First, you've clearly shown how useless a 1-10 scale is. 3 different people, 3 different ratings. There's a much simpler scale which is foolproof. Any woman is either a 1 or a 0. That's the numeric equivalent of yes or no, your answer to the following question:

"Do I want to fuck her?

The beauty of the system is its flexibility. On a day when you're not feeling interested, you might give a 0 to the same girl who was a solid 1 when you were drunk and horny.

If you want, you could do a follow-up rating to decide if you would fuck her again.

See how simple that is? Ultimately, the only thing that matters is if you want the girl.

Now for the reality check.

Many of the girls working the streets don't even have a phone. It's not easy to find a sugar daddy or set up an OnlyFans account when you can't even manage to buy a $20 phone. Working in one of the north clubs requires money for costumes, shoes, makeup, plus transportation costs. It might seem simple, but in reality there are a lot of beautiful, intelligent and talented people who never reach their potential because they're too busy just trying to survive.

[El Mechanico]

OK this is off-topic, and I have asked the last two Thanksgivings in a row and got Zero help or info. I am here through the weekend and would like to go to a bar in Chapinero to watch some college football Friday and Saturday. Does anybody know of a sports bar similar to Patrick's in Medellin that may have US college football Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving? Thanks in advance.

El Mecanico.

[MiamiBoy1]

I've never seen a 9 in santa fe. I've been by the blocks with the transgenders, that's not what I'm talking about it. I've been there in the morning, afternoon and night, on every day of the week. I've been there on holidays, I've been there on normal days. I've been there before the pandemic, during and after. I know santa fe pretty well, probably as well as anyone here except maybe woodman.

I may have higher standards than you. And that's fine. I never said one couldn't have a good time in santa fe. There's plenty of good looking girls in santa fe, but personally a 9 for me, never. I'd rather take an fun 7-8 than a snobby 9 any day. For me, patience and persistence yields at most 8's in santa fe, but even that takes time, like you said, anyone who is going to santa fe and expects 9's all over the place is going to be dissapointed.

My standards are even higher, I have never seen an 8 in santa fe. 7-7. 5 tops (on a good day). A true 8 would never work there just because there are high end venues where she could make much more. Or go sugar baby route. Or onlyfans, etc. Some guys here need a reality check.

[Morales85]

Arrived in Bogota airport.

Smooth immigration process.

Used the ATM next to the luggage pickup. Make sure you decline the conversion and your bank will convert using daily forex rate. I got 5000 per $1 usd.

Took the yellow cab taxis on the left of the airport exit.

Paid $150 k pesos for cab to bring us to the mall, get us some items and sim card from claro.

(I know we over paid by 50 k but he stayed with us for a hours while we shopped. (Super unnecessary but first night in the country).

Got a claro 80 gb SIM card for $20 usd.

By the time we got home got food we didn't want to go out so we slept.

The next day me and my friend ordered take out from PPG. My girl was 250 k pesos included BBBJ which was probably the best part of the experience. Idk about you guys but fucking with a condom is absolutely trash for me. Can't even feel anything I rather just get heeled off slowly. Anyways the girl was pretty hot (but less hot than the pictures, but it was the same girl from the pics.) came to my hotel in Chico Norte checked her in smoothly.

This girl didn't kiss on the lips or give massages so that was a disappointment but she was down to suck dick without a condom. Doesn't make sense but whateverZ.

My friend girl was more of a freak basically was hella aggressive and wanted to kiss and fuck like a maniac🤣.

Moral of the story ppg can be hit or miss but for $50 you can't complain for a Uber eats dinner.

After we ate our take out we decided to go to club lido.

Drinks are very expensive. But the girls are hot as fuck. Many 9's and 10's. We even saw a famous Colombian actress there enjoying the strippers with her friends.

To fuck a girl at lido is quite expensive. Standard price is 200 k for the room upstairs (they will try to charge you more, don't accept that) my boy got gringod.

You also have to pay what ever the girl charges. So it's double the price.

It was a fun experience though but expensive.

I want to check out some of the cheaper establishments today. Tell me which are the best spots I should check out?

Day 2 today, will update tomorrow.

Hey bro!

How was your 2nd day in Bogota?

Could you explain what is PPG?

[JjBee62]

I've never seen a 9 in santa fe. I've been by the blocks with the transgenders, that's not what I'm talking about it. I've been there in the morning, afternoon and night, on every day of the week. I've been there on holidays, I've been there on normal days. I've been there before the pandemic, during and after. I know santa fe pretty well, probably as well as anyone here except maybe woodman.

I may have higher standards than you. And that's fine. I never said one couldn't have a good time in santa fe. There's plenty of good looking girls in santa fe, but personally a 9 for me, never. I'd rather take an fun 7-8 than a snobby 9 any day. For me, patience and persistence yields at most 8's in santa fe, but even that takes time, like you said, anyone who is going to santa fe and expects 9's all over the place is going to be dissapointed.

Anyone who goes anywhere expecting 9's all over the place is completely out of touch with reality.