Medellin Reports

[MongerHunger]

How to Meet a Beautiful Colombian Woman in Medellin Without Ending Up in a Body Bag. A Very Short Guide for Foreigners.

Dedicated to all foreigners who lost their lives trying to meet Colombian women. In 2022 about 25 and counting. And that's just in Medellin.

The safest way to meet a Colombian woman in Medellin is to meet a "good girl. " Good girls have things going on in their lives, they study and / or work, come from decent families and have morals. They are not "easy. " They are not "party girls. ".

The best ways to meet a good Colombian woman are in real life. In organic environments such as school, work, through friends, through activities or a hobby. There is no lack of activities or events going on all the time in Medellin. And I mean activities besides going out and partying. There is something for everyone. From bicycling to art events to cooking classes.

With a good woman, you need to take your time, show her you're sincere and treat her with respect. You're unlikely to have sex with her on the first date.

Good women are generally not on apps that you're used to such as Tinder. On the contrary, Tinder is very dangerous as there are scopolamine gangs operating on it and looking for new victims.

You're most likely a tourist, staying in Colombia only for a few days, weeks or months and you may respond to this with: "Bro, I don't have time for all this good girl stuff, I just want to get laid bro. ".

OK, fair enough. There is a way to do that too without ending up in a body bag.

Prostitution is legal in Colombia but keep in mind that it's frowned upon. Bragging about your adventures, especially to locals is not the best idea. Be discrete and tactful. Locals do not appreciate foreigners treating Colombia as their brothel and sex tourists are seen in a very bad light. Unless you want to be stereotyped as a sex tourist keep your naughty adventure to yourself and maybe your "bros. ".

Since prostitution is legal in Colombia, there are established business that satisfy this demand. Using these business is SAFE. You will not be robbed or drugged and nothing will happen to you. Why? Because it's in the interest of these businesses to keep their clients safe and they make sure their girls don't mistreat clients.

There are basically two types of organized establishments in Colombia where you can purchase sex. Strip clubs and casas. Strip clubs are just like strip clubs in the USA, except they have rooms where you can take any girl you like. Casas are essentially brothels.

Nothing will happen to you in a strip club or a casa. Some of the most well-known strip clubs are La Isla and Fase Dos. As for casas, they are more lowkey but you can ask any taxi driver and he'd be happy to help you out.

Now, that you know what is safe, let's go over what is NOT safe.

1. Picking up hookers in the street in foreigner-heavy areas such as Park LLeras.

2. Bringing any girl to your place on the first date. Good girls are unlikely to agree and if a girl agrees you're running a substantial risk of her being a really bad girl.

3. Using apps such as Tinder.

4. Picking up girls in bars and clubs in foreigner-heavy areas such as Park Lleras and La 70. If you venture out to middle class or lower class barrios, you can actually do this with virtually no risk because the scopolamine gangs are simply not hunting there.

5. Meeting girls on Facebook, especially in foreigner groups. Yes, they are also being targeted by scopolamine gangs. Definitely avoid girls with revealing photos who randomly added you as a friend.

If you follow this guide, your chance of being scopolamined is very low, even if you choose to pay for sex. I personally recommend putting in the time and effort and discovering the inner beauty of good Colombian women. Their kindness, warmth and many other great qualities.

[JjBee62]

Question to think about. You check into a hotel for one night and there is a set of hot triplet sisters working at the front desk of the hotel. They look the same in face, body, and how they are dressed obviously. You want all of them but just hoping to nail just one. Which one do you think you have the best chance with? The one with zero tattoos? The one with 3 tattoos? Or the one with 7 tattoos?

Please do not answer JjBee62. I know this could simply kill you not to reply because you have this need to comment on everything. But this is simply a thinking exercise for everyone. Doing this to you is mean like teasing a dog with a bone but do try your best to let this tattoo conversation end here.

If you want to try a thinking exercise, put some thought into it. Otherwise it falls apart.

1. The chance of meeting 1 person who is a triplet is extremely slim. About 1. 5% of all births are multiple births and 1% of multiple births are triplets or more. Add in young, female, hot and all working at the same place at the same time and you're somewhere in the winning the lottery 3 times probability range.

2. Most hotels don't allow people to work the front desk in micro bikinis. In typical hotel work attire, there's no chance that all of a woman's tattoos will be visible. In reality, each of them might have 20 tattoos, but most, if not all would be covered by clothing.

3. It doesn't matter how many tattoos any woman has if she's not interested. If the 1 with no tattoos (in the fantasy hotel with hot, naked triplets working the desk) is smiling and flirting with me, that's the easy choice. Forget for a second that you'll have no idea how many tattoos each have. Why depend on number of tattoos when it's much easier to just talk to all of them and read their reactions?

How is that mean to me? Did you think asking me not to respond to something ridiculous would have an effect on me?

[Mtndew704]

Has anybody had success using a Wells card to get cash from ATM's?

It will work but its going to cost you a foreign transaction fee.

[AmorPorFavor]

Has anybody had success using a Wells card to get cash from ATM's?

[LoveItHere69]

I honestly can't remember the last time I was murdered by a woman with tattoos.

Stereotypes are the lazy man's way of explaining his bigotry. They're almost always false.

Question to think about. You check into a hotel for one night and there is a set of hot triplet sisters working at the front desk of the hotel. They look the same in face, body, and how they are dressed obviously. You want all of them but just hoping to nail just one. Which one do you think you have the best chance with? The one with zero tattoos? The one with 3 tattoos? Or the one with 7 tattoos?

Please do not answer JjBee62. I know this could simply kill you not to reply because you have this need to comment on everything. But this is simply a thinking exercise for everyone. Doing this to you is mean like teasing a dog with a bone but do try your best to let this tattoo conversation end here.

[Mtndew704]

1 mil for 3 hours for a chick in Medellin, that's wild. I wonder what she looked like before all the plastic and money.

[Nounce]

... WTF? You just bored?

Maybe, LOL. The reason is two interesting members stop posting in the past month but i am glad you are still here.

I will reply with detail when I have time and feel like doing it. Below is the clue that I can come up in a short time.

I've been invited and participated in many Saturday / Sunday family events...

If you want to go barrio, you have better be invited. If you want to imitate what he is doing, you also need to have the same condition.

[ArmnHammer69]

Paid only? I would hope that for that much money a lot more would be done without asking. You make it sound like she did you a favor.

For the best looking girl in La Isla yes. She was very busy the day before with other guys I was satisfied and got her WhatsApp etc now to arrange time on my own. Most important thing is to collect WhatsApp for future trips and day time chilling etc. Far better prices during the day and nice to have someone to relax by the pool with etc.

[Combo]

LOL. And I seriously doubt they would say 250 either. They know that is a lot of damn money, unlike normal hookers that see guys give that amount in tips alone so they assume all foreigners are rich. We all know these new chicks start off at 100,000 and tend to stay as long as you want. Then later in the game they want more money and want it by the hour after enough foreigners have contacted them with offers by the hour because that is how it is done back home.

Yup. Most definitely not a non pro.

[Knowledge]

So you are saying the curtains matched the drapes?

Nothing but stunners.

There were obstacles getting here late Friday. Check Mig broken, Driver did not show, Cambio rates all BS and changing day to day. Bof A Bankcard declined everywhere. LOL Taxi thru the tunnel at 40 km / HR and painting / in tunnel construction (asphyxiating air) but by 8 PM all was well. My go to driver (friend) shows me Lleras and Calle 10 SW's. Actually better quality than I expected and easier access to eye candy, restaurants etc. Then the park used to be.

Then things start to morph into some different reality. Blonde 21 years old at a strip club, 300 COP GUAU. Was wiped out, ate at the outside walk up dinner. (twice) Next day (Saturday) wandering to Santa Fe mall, Cambio rates and cop availability NADA. Used hotel front desk for Cambio. Was a better rate. Went to La Isla. Was sparse at 11 PM but not to disappoint I found a bilingual stunner. Was still tires from the trip and from last nights stunner so got her number and head out to Fase 2, OMG a nearly exact replica of the blonde from the night previously. I thought she was the same girl. I was wrong. Where do these stunning blondes come from? I think they are sisters, I was afraid to ask (Later I will) so we also sessioned, same $300 cop. Plus since it lasted 1. 5 hours (wtf?) I tipped 100 COP Sex was amazing. Body amazing, attitude. Can't believe it..

[Knowledge]

It's a little bit of money but we only live once. The important thing is that you enjoyed it.

For 3 hours. I prefer to sleep alone had another girl coming during the day anyways LOL.

[ArmnHammer69]

800 K was for an all nighter? How many pops.

For 3 hours. I prefer to sleep alone had another girl coming during the day anyways LOL.

[JjBee62]

You need more experience then. In the jungle that we play (mongering areas) the more tats in majority of cases equates to more sexual partners and trouble with the law. I believe that women with a large lower back tat have almost always been players at the time of the stamp. They may not be years later but at that time lots of sexual partners. Not called Tramp Stamp for nothing. Also, find that the more tats on a guy the more problems he had with the law in his life. Stereotypes are not made but earned. Like do not walk down a dark alley and do not go out late at night flashing wealth. But if you feel like the exceptions are the way to go then I will happily walk around Botero at 1 am while you wear expensive clothes, jewelry, and phone in your hand. 10 meters behind you I will happily watch you practice what you preach not to judge people late at night because nobody is out to get you and see what happens.

Tell what is your experience with the saying / stereotype of "You can take the girl out of the bar but not take the bar out of the girl"? There are exceptions, but The Rule still stands. You seem to want to find all the exceptions lately with your postings and questioning guys with their definitions. WTF? You just bored?

Most of us aren't paying guys for sex, so we're not running into the problems you seem to be having with tattooed Colombian men. Maybe it's your cologne.

Tattoos are common. There are many women with tattoos who aren't working the streets in El Centro. There are many women with tattoos who aren't part of a criminal gang focused on robbing gringos (from the original question). Obviously Nounce has had sex with tattooed women. Obviously most of those women haven't robbed and killed him. That corresponds with my own experience. I honestly can't remember the last time I was murdered by a woman with tattoos.

Stereotypes are the lazy man's way of explaining his bigotry. They're almost always false.

[Anthony2023]

It depends where you choose to loiter.

LOL I meant to write Loutron.

[Mr Enternational]

Paid only 200,000 k for bar exit fee and 800 k to her. Had a great time with lots of action all over the condo and some nice long relaxing BBBJ without asking.

Paid only? I would hope that for that much money a lot more would be done without asking. You make it sound like she did you a favor.