Medellin Reports

[Elvis 2008]

There is practically 0 post or very few from mongers that fucked the 9's or 10's showing the pictures of women they fucked or available with the exception of Elvis.

Thanks, Nounce. I am not sure if he has posted pics but Don Carlos and I have gone after similar types, and I and I think others here can vouch that he has sought out the most beautiful women too.

And yeah, I do think more beautiful women can charge more and get more. That should not be news to anyone.

With regards to performance though, that is trickier. If a woman performs well and has reviews and a line of guys wanting to see her, then what you pay for does correlate to performance. The erotic review has reviews rating escorts with regards to looks and performance and for the most part, I found the reviews on target.

The issue with Colombia is that you do not have many reviews so what you pay and what you get is really a crap shoot, and for the most part, more money does not correlate to better performance.

For what it is worth though, my favorite Medellin find was a five foot, 115 pound gal who was more cute than hot who was an absolute tiger in the sheets, and she had a great personality. She was not the type with a line out the door but she would have had one if guys knew how good in bed she was.

I do not know if it was because there were so few tourists in Bogota in comparison but when I met a really hot one in Medellin, they were way more cocky than their hot counterparts in Bogota. This was probably because they had so much smoke being blown up their ass. And maybe because of the Bogota weather and the covering up with clothes, the hotties were not as obvious.

So in Medellin, where I found the best value was in the 6 to 8 or above average looking types who are 9's and 10's in performance. Maybe that is why guys are so defensive when it comes to rating the looks of the women in Medellin. I certainly did not have the best sexual experiences with the best looking women I saw in Medellin.

[Huacho]

He also doesn't know how much I'm willing to spend, which for the most part makes all the difference of not only how much quantity but also quality of sex one can have.

Oh my goodness. So much wrong with this statement, but if this dude ever actually makes it to Colombia, he will sure find out just how way, way off base this statement is. Quantity sure. Quality no. Just ask any divorced rich guy. Start with Tom Brady and Elon Musk.

[Mtndew704]

Did you not understand that?

If you've never been to Medellin, anyone who has had sex in Medellin has had more sex in Medellin and better sex in Medellin than you. *After* you've been to Medellin then some comparison can be made about the number of times you've had sex in Medellin.

However, *After* you've had sex in Medellin nobody will ever know if the sex you had was better than the sex anyone else had.

Jesus this dude hasn't even be to Medellin once? Holy shit.

[JjBee62]

If I blur the face, it would make posting pics pointless. Face, at least to me, is super important. One can't rate a girl properly without seeing a face.

I think it was just one time when I posted some Instagram chick for rating purposes, and I said that she was just a random chick that I never fucked.

Some other people (not all people, of course) don't get the type of girls I'm getting not because they can't, but because they are too lazy, cheap, have "pussy is pussy" mentality, lack of self-confidence, etc. This has a lot to do with the age, the older one gets, the lower his standards become.

1. You know what the face looks like, so blurring it doesn't detract from anyone else's opinion. At worst they might wonder if the face was as good as the body. Of course if the body sucks, I can understand the reluctance.

2. Actually, you posted 2. One, I believe, was Russian. The other was Colombian and you said she wouldn't respond to your messages.

3. Nobody knows the types of girls you're getting, just as you almost never know the types of girls everyone else is getting. For example, you just recently claimed I'm getting girls from El Centro. All of this is only occurring in your mind.

4. "The older one gets the lower his standards become" might be the stupidest statement you've made, and you've had some real winners. Speaking only for myself, the older I get the higher my standards have become.

It's simple biology. When I was young, it took nothing at all to get me sexually stimulated. An ugly scar? Stretch marks? Sagging tits? Even a stinky pussy didn't matter until after I'd dropped my load. Those things just determined how quickly I made my exit. As I aged, it became harder to overlook the flaws. And at this point, there's a long list of deal breakers.

I'm assuming that is the case with most of the other old guys. I don't see any 50-75 year old guys coming to Colombia to date 40-60 year old women. I don't see fat 40 year olds swinging on the pole at La Isla while old gringos throw money at them.

If you're a financially stable older man, able to afford to visit Colombia, there are tons of women back in the US who would be thrilled to cook, clean and take care of your every need, and many of them are financially stable as well. If our standards drop as we age, why aren't we all fucking Mary Beth and eating her homemade dinners?

Let's make this simple for everyone. Fuck the women you want to fuck. Let others fuck the ones they want to fuck. If you want to post about the women you're fucking, post. If not, don't.

But stop with the ridiculous "I'm fucking better women than you" bullshit. That is unless you're ready to back up your claims.

[JjBee62]

And I'm fine with that because sex isn't the only reason I'm visiting. "more" perhaps, "better" I highly doubt that. I'll be lucky if I still feel like fucking after 3 days.

Did you not understand that?

If you've never been to Medellin, anyone who has had sex in Medellin has had more sex in Medellin and better sex in Medellin than you. *After* you've been to Medellin then some comparison can be made about the number of times you've had sex in Medellin.

However, *After* you've had sex in Medellin nobody will ever know if the sex you had was better than the sex anyone else had.

[JjBee62]

He also doesn't know how much I'm willing to spend, which for the most part makes all the difference of not only how much quantity but also quality of sex one can have.

Anyone hurt themselves laughing at this bit of "wisdom?

Quantity, especially in Medellin, has very little to do with how much you're willing to spend. If you can afford $100 per day for sex it's possible to fuck 8 women and still have enough left over for lunch and dinner. P.S. There's no need to say "how much quantity. " "How much" and "quantity" mean the same thing.

As for quality of sex, you're even further away from reality. Quality is completely subjective (at least when you're discussing sex). How well rested are you? How well rested is the girl? What is your mood? What is her mood? What things other than sex are on your mind? What other things are on her mind? Where is she on her menstrual cycle? What does she think of you? The list of factors go on and on. How much you're willing to spend has absolutely nothing to do with any of them.

Sometimes it's something simple which completely changes the experience. You can pay the hottest girl in Medellin $50,000 USD for a night of passion and if she gets a message 15 minutes after arrival that her dog just died, quality just went to the $8 range.

There are plenty of guys who claim the more you pay, the worse the sex. That's not true, unless you're approaching with the idea that paying more equals better service.

Good luck.

[The Cane]

If I blur the face, it would make posting pics pointless. Face, at least to me, is super important. One can't rate a girl properly without seeing a face.

I think it was just one time when I posted some Instagram chick for rating purposes, and I said that she was just a random chick that I never fucked.

Some other people (not all people, of course) don't get the type of girls I'm getting not because they can't, but because they are too lazy, cheap, have "pussy is pussy" mentality, lack of self-confidence, etc. This has a lot to do with the age, the older one gets, the lower his standards become.

I agree with you about the face. It's all important to me. If I don't like a girl's face then we won't be having sex. I don't care how nice the rest of her is. But I don't agree with you about "the older you get the lower one's standards become". My standards are exactly as they always have been throughout my life, and they will never change! If and when the day comes when I can't pull and fuck the kind of girls I like, then I will just stop fucking. So help me God!

[MiamiBoy1]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you post pictures of Instagram models and claimed those were the types you were getting? Haven't you, many times, claimed other people were settling for ugly girls because they couldn't get the type of girls you're getting? If you're already doing nothing but bragging you might as well put up a picture. It's simple. You blur the face, resize (because if you have a good phone, the original pic is huge) and post.

I've been getting requests for contact info for years, I just don't bother to respond, except for the rare occasion when a girl has asked me to recommend her. I'd guess that on average those requests take up 2 seconds per month of my time.

If I blur the face, it would make posting pics pointless. Face, at least to me, is super important. One can't rate a girl properly without seeing a face.

I think it was just one time when I posted some Instagram chick for rating purposes, and I said that she was just a random chick that I never fucked.

Some other people (not all people, of course) don't get the type of girls I'm getting not because they can't, but because they are too lazy, cheap, have "pussy is pussy" mentality, lack of self-confidence, etc. This has a lot to do with the age, the older one gets, the lower his standards become.

[Nounce]

Ok, the ratings were from a 4 to a 7. One said she did not look Colombian. Some said she was not their type meaning that they would not pick her in a line up. BTW she is a former Miss Colombia and model. You guys have extremely high taste, LOL.

What is your rating of her?

Are you aware of that almost all posts like your original post have a bias?

[Nounce]

...Should I stay at my friend's Colombian friend's house?...

I just looked up Airbnb and I found a room with window and private bathroom for about US $70/ week. I think you can do a search and try answer the question yourself because we don't know what is your financial limit.

[Turgid]

Me and my friend live in the States, he is kind of a privileged white man he is not making a lot of money, but his stepdad was a lawyer, so he grew up not worrying about money. And he like to make international friends, he traveled to many weird places, Jordan, India, Medellin (I thought it is weird until I visited). So he knew this colombian guy before facebook were invented. He is gay, his colombian friend (let's call him A) is Bi. But I doubt it. Because A didn't fuck him. But, A smooth talk him into invested on him. My friend invested 60 k USD, to A, to build a house, in Buenos Aires Neiborhood. The first two floor (one room for each floor) are for rent, the third floor is for business use (no room, just a tiny flat floor) A's mother doing some barber shop there, very small business, couple of chairs. Then the 4th floor up to 6th floor are for A and his mother living, kitchen, balcony etc. And my friend get a tiny room without window which he lives there 2 weeks a year, but he says he want to retire early, few years later he will be living there permanently. I really fucking doubt it. But that is what he said.

Because Buenos Aires neiborhood is not one of the best area, and I doubt it is even worth his money, and it is not a big house, I think my friend made a bad deal, but I don't know, maybe the bricks are expensive in Colombia, Idk.

My friend told me I should live there next time I visit medellin, no hooker in the house but I can live there for free for a while. I am like, yeah I couldn't afford living in Laurels for long time but your friend A is very skeptical. I doubt A harm people for a living, but he might know some gangsters friend and profit from hurting people as a middle man, I want to know what you guys have to say about this. A didn't even have sex with my friend, I have no idea why he made such a stupid deal, I am not gay so I don't know, maybe his little room worth 60 K.

This is a question best answered by yourself as you know the parties involved and have met them face to face. Nevertheless, you strike me as not being wealthy so that's one thing in your favor but the real issue is does A think you are wealthy? If he does chances are he is going to want something from you as he did from your friend. Even if he does not, I'd be wary.

[Eloket]

Saturday in December in Medellin. That means party. I had my Negra over for a session during the day. Nice performance again this time including BBBJ and CIM. We're definitely on the same playground. We decided go out party later. She went home to freshen up and change clothes.

Later we ended up at a place I think is called Fonda Cana Brava. Bottle of rum, a couple of sodas and dinner for both landed on $70. The service was excellent. Salsa, reggaeton and other different dance music on the speakers. We danced a lot and had a great time. Exhausted from this we ended up in my apartment. Where we, tired and tipsy, both fell asleep.

Popeye having fun in Medellin.

[JjBee62]

Me and my friend live in the States, he is kind of a privileged white man he is not making a lot of money, but his stepdad was a lawyer, so he grew up not worrying about money. And he like to make international friends, he traveled to many weird places, Jordan, India, Medellin (I thought it is weird until I visited). So he knew this colombian guy before facebook were invented. He is gay, his colombian friend (let's call him A) is Bi. But I doubt it. Because A didn't fuck him. But, A smooth talk him into invested on him. My friend invested 60 k USD, to A, to build a house, in Buenos Aires Neiborhood. The first two floor (one room for each floor) are for rent, the third floor is for business use (no room, just a tiny flat floor) A's mother doing some barber shop there, very small business, couple of chairs. Then the 4th floor up to 6th floor are for A and his mother living, kitchen, balcony etc. And my friend get a tiny room without window which he lives there 2 weeks a year, but he says he want to retire early, few years later he will be living there permanently. I really fucking doubt it. But that is what he said.

Because Buenos Aires neiborhood is not one of the best area, and I doubt it is even worth his money, and it is not a big house, I think my friend made a bad deal, but I don't know, maybe the bricks are expensive in Colombia, Idk.

My friend told me I should live there next time I visit medellin, no hooker in the house but I can live there for free for a while. I am like, yeah I couldn't afford living in Laurels for long time but your friend A is very skeptical. I doubt A harm people for a living, but he might know some gangsters friend and profit from hurting people as a middle man, I want to know what you guys have to say about this. A didn't even have sex with my friend, I have no idea why he made such a stupid deal, I am not gay so I don't know, maybe his little room worth 60 K.

You can find reasonable hotel rooms for under $25 per night. Some might not allow visitors, but you have a room, with windows, and in a neighborhood that is at least more convenient.

[DriftClouds]

Me and my friend live in the States, he is kind of a privileged white man he is not making a lot of money, but his stepdad was a lawyer, so he grew up not worrying about money. And he like to make international friends, he traveled to many weird places, Jordan, India, Medellin (I thought it is weird until I visited). So he knew this colombian guy before facebook were invented. He is gay, his colombian friend (let's call him A) is Bi. But I doubt it. Because A didn't fuck him. But, A smooth talk him into invested on him. My friend invested 60 k USD, to A, to build a house, in Buenos Aires Neiborhood. The first two floor (one room for each floor) are for rent, the third floor is for business use (no room, just a tiny flat floor) A's mother doing some barber shop there, very small business, couple of chairs. Then the 4th floor up to 6th floor are for A and his mother living, kitchen, balcony etc. And my friend get a tiny room without window which he lives there 2 weeks a year, but he says he want to retire early, few years later he will be living there permanently. I really fucking doubt it. But that is what he said.

Because Buenos Aires neiborhood is not one of the best area, and I doubt it is even worth his money, and it is not a big house, I think my friend made a bad deal, but I don't know, maybe the bricks are expensive in Colombia, Idk.

My friend told me I should live there next time I visit medellin, no hooker in the house but I can live there for free for a while. I am like, yeah I couldn't afford living in Laurels for long time but your friend A is very skeptical. I doubt A harm people for a living, but he might know some gangsters friend and profit from hurting people as a middle man, I want to know what you guys have to say about this. A didn't even have sex with my friend, I have no idea why he made such a stupid deal, I am not gay so I don't know, maybe his little room worth 60 K.

[Anthony2023]

I prefer quality over quantity and would gladly take 1 or 2 memorable sessions with an attractive girl that I really like / crave vs 10 mediocre sessions with centro SW uglies.

BTW you have no clue how much sex the poster had or will have to make such profound statement.

I see it exactly the same. That's why sometimes repeats happen at places like hk because on that particular night I didn't see a girl hotter looking girl.

He also doesn't know how much I'm willing to spend, which for the most part makes all the difference of not only how much quantity but also quality of sex one can have.