Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Pattaya to Hua Hin Ferry. Does anyone know if the ferry from Pattaya to Hua Hin that had been operational pre-COVID, is now running reliably again?

AFAIK it hasn't returned. I don't see Viator or Klook actively selling tickets so that's a sign.

Next we went to Escape, Tree Town's only gogo bar. It's far livelier inside than November with many more girls, unfortunately most are 30+, not particularly attractive

Wasn't aware Treetown had a gogo bar so of course I had to look it up. I won't say anything. I'll post 3 photos the club posted in the past 3 days and let you guys decide if it's worth going to.

[Sir Lancelot]

I was hoping to have 'round 2' in the morning before the Oh Bar girl left at 9 am but she didn't want to as apparently she had a bad back. I was disappointed. She had been so flirty with me on Line I thought she was a guaranteed wild time but it didn't work out that way. She kissed with her mouth closed and didn't show much affection, so long-timing her was pointless. As she offered a restricted menu I didn't tip her.

I met Sam for breakfast and it was good to catch up. He's moved to a new condo (12,000 baht a month) as his previous landlord tried to double his rent. Afterwards I withdrew a hefty amount of cash from an ATM and stocked up on snacks for my room from a 7 Eleven.

At 3 pm I decided to go to Soi 6 for some afternoon action. I'm only in Pattaya for seven days so I don't want to waste any afternoons.

In the space of four months a lot has changed along 2nd Road. Drinking Street has now been completely demolished, recently I assume as JCBs were busily moving rubble around. A sleek looking new nightclub named Club K has opened near Soi 6 but by far the most exciting development is Sabai Dee massage parlour has parted with the garish multi-coloured exterior and is now garish pink.

I didn't want to spend too long on Soi 6, I just wanted a quickie with a willing participant. Although the street is liveliest after 5 pm with a far higher percentage of pretty girls, there are still lots of girls mid-afternoon and the occasional gem. I fucked 10 girls here on my November trip and the standard of girls was excellent.

I slowly walked down the road, eyes darting from one girl to the next. There's a girl for most tastes here, from innocent-looking 18-20 year olds to hardcore pros covered in tattoos. A salon had opened on the street so the current fashion amongst the girls is coloured hair extensions. The girls at each bar wear matching outfits including sailor outfits, nurses uniforms, French maids and of course lots of fishnets.

A girl flashed me a big metallic smile at Lust, so I went inside and bought her a drink. She was pretty in a distinctive way with big lips and beautiful slanted eyes. If Netflix ever create a drama set in the red light district of 1950's Bangkok, this girl ticks all of the Asian hooker stereotypes. She was 25 and was extremely sexy in red lacy underwear. She had a slim body with what looked large natural breasts.

I paid 400 for the room and followed her peachy bum up the steep steps at the back. She'd quoted 1500 but she immediately accepted my 1000 counter-offer plus 'tip if you make me smile'. The room was small and basic, with just a fan lazily whirring above to keep me cool. There were cartoon characters on the bedsheets and a mirror alongside the bed.

We showered separately in a small bathroom and I marvelled at her naked body. She was tall and slim and didn't have any tattoos. She had perfect, fuller tits and a neatly trimmed Bush.

She gave me a nice blowjob, which looked great in the mirror and before long I couldn't wait to slide in to her pussy. I slid a condom on and fucked her in mish to start. I enjoyed sucking her nipples as I slowly grinded in to her, then leaned up and gave her a good hard pumping. I caught her looking at us in the mirror and joked it was like we were in our own porn movie.

The room was like a sauna so I asked her to go on top. She rode me as I squeezed her lovely tits and then I discarded the condom and finished with a nice 69. She groaned whenever I stuck my tongue up her juicy pussy and wanked me furiously when when heard me coming.

It was enjoyable, hot, sticky session with a sexy girl.

I took the baht bus back towards my hotel and had bolognese at the small stall where Soi Diana meets Soi Buakhao. As I was eating I had to laugh. On my trip in November my standout girl worked at Area 52 but I could never get near her because she was always with a customer, including five days straight with a middle-aged German guy with glasses. I'm planning to barfine her this week but who should walk past as I was eating my spaghetti but the German guy who had monopolised her!

Sam and I decided on an early start to our bar-crawl tonight, meeting at 6 pm at Subway. I saw a familiar face at Boobie Trap, the sweet girl I barfined twice in November. I bought her a drink and we held hands as we chatted.

Soi Buakhao is definitely busier since November. A new bar, Pink Devil, has opened opposite Boobie Trap, Annie Jacks seems to have an influx of new talent and The Bay next door was full of girls too. Sadly Vixen though, my favourite bar in November, has lost its prettiest girls because the manager didn't pay them one month. We turned left on to Tree Town and went to Blue Sky Bar, a good people-watching spot.

We went to the bar the lovely Jen works at next. She was taking a shower when I arrived. Her parents own the bar so I presume she lives upstairs. Finally she appeared, wearing no makeup on and looking naturally beautiful. 'I go put makeup on' she said before disappearing for another 15 minutes. I like this girl and would love to barfine her again but I wonder whether she even accepts barfines under her parent's noses.

As we walked towards Area 52 we passed Sam's favourite girl, wearing casual clothes and walking hand-in-hand with a man. Sam was pleased as she's a thirsty girl and he normally ends up buying several ladydrinks for her. Instead he bought a drink for a pretty new young girl he's working on.

In the space of one minute I received two Line messages.

Ironically the first was from Miss Popular, the beautiful Area 52 girl I was hoping to meet in this very bar. 'I see you last night' she said. I messaged her back asking where she was and she sent me a two second video of a food court that could be anywhere in SE Asia. I love Asian girls but sometimes it can be frustrating getting a straight answer from them.

The second message came from my girl of the trip in November, a beautiful skinny girl I barfined twice. 'I come to work now' she said before pinning the location of her new bar on a map. It's located on a side street off Soi Buakhao, the one with the rock / metal pub on the corner. There is a cluster of bars and I saw her standing at the front of one. She looked as beautiful as I remembered, her hair freshly curled. In November she was 42 kilos and I was pleased to see she's put a bit of weight on. It was great to catch up over a drink and we agreed that I'd barfine her in a few days time.

Sam and I walked back on to Tree Town and we saw Sam's favourite girl again, the one we'd seen leaving with a customer just an hour ago. She was back at her bar so it had obviously been a short-time of Soi 6 proportions. Amusingly she denied she'd gone with a customer, apparently she was just showing him where the motorbike taxis can be found! She asked Sam for a drink but when he said we were going to another bar, she told him to fuck off. I'm detecting cracks in their relationship.

Next we went to Escape, Tree Town's only gogo bar. It's far livelier inside than November with many more girls, unfortunately most are 30+, not particularly attractive and there is more silicon on show than Silicon Valley. The air-con is turned low so there are lots of erect nipples on show. But of course the beauty of these kind of places is that no matter how unpromising they might be, it only takes one girl. I saw a lovely girl get up on stage to dance, so invited her down for a drink. She was just 21 and very pretty with braces on her teeth. She was a giggly thing too and I enjoyed chatting with her. She told me the barfine is an eye-watering 2000 before midnight and 1000 afterwards. Her prices were 3500 short-time and 5000 long-time. Steep but negotiable I'd suggest.

Sam was keen to show me Angel and Monster next, the circular open-sided gogo style bar. 'The girls are fucking ugly here' he said as we took the first swig of our drinks which did make me wonder why he'd brought me here. Despite his comment, there were a few nice ones, including the big-boobed dancer I tried to barfine in November and another girl with the perkiest tits I've seen in Pattaya so far.

We had a quick drink in Moonlight and then another in Oh Bar, where Sam unknowingly played pool against the cute girl I'd fucked last night. It was a strange situation as she kept sneaking cute smiles in my direction.

It was 12.30 and time to find a girl. Problem is, a lot of the prettier ones are safely tucked up in bed at this time of night. A case in point is Annie Jacks and The Bay next door, which were stocked with a good selection of girls earlier in the night but now only had a handful of older girls. Tree Town had slim pickings, unusually so did Soi Pothole.

I walked on to Soi LK Metro and was enticed in to Pulse by a sexy nurse with big tits. There were 15 girls dancing and the standard was fairly mediocre, but the sexy nurse who had come inside with me was great. She was 21, had a stellar body and was very easy to talk to. I would certainly have barfined her but her commercialism cost her. She necked her tequila and kept repeatedly asking for another, so I paid my bill. 'If you not keep asking for drink, I pay your barfine' I told her and she seemed to understand.

It was getting late and suddenly I couldn't be bothered with bars and having the same conversations over and over again. I walked up Soi Honey, which isn't packed with many stunners come the witching hour but I struck lucky at a small massage-with-extras place near 2nd Road. There was a nice looking 21 year old, sat behind a chunky woman probably twice her age. Ten minutes later we'd showered in a room upstairs and she was giving me an inexperienced massage.

'Okay we boom boom now' she said after 15 minutes.

The sex was enjoyable. She was talkative as I fucked her in mish and giggled when I sucked her earlobe. She was shocked when I asked her to go on top and was very inexperienced, sitting there on my cock, barely wiggling her hips at all. But I enjoyed the view as she had a majestic pair of natural tits (she's my third girl in Pattaya and all have been blessed with big tits). It was left to me to do all the work from beneath, grabbing her arse-cheeks and thrusting up in to her, making her groan squeaky groans.

Once again I was nearly melting because the room was so hot, so I took the condom off and she finished me with a really good, firm handjob. A happy ending to a very enjoyable night.

[GentileBear]

I never thought about asking a 7-11 employee out. But going to 7-11 over there is a great cultural experience. Sometimes credit cards are taken sometimes not. No reason ever given. Just hand signals saying NO or Stick in Card. Beautifully dressed gogo dancers buy the instant soups or chicken meals that take the 7-11 staff 4 minutes to prep and package. Then there is the Grab guys jumping in line to pickup online orders. Meanwhile I am patiently holding my sodas and chips in line and the 3 Punjabi Indians Bark at the staff to Boil Water for the 1 Tap Ramen Noodle Cup of Noodles they all 3 bought. And the staff can't understand that they simply want the Noodle Cup filled with boiling water. Total Chaos and great insight. Now, I will call myself a hypocrite due to the fact that the Beer / Alcohol sales are probably code locked and can't scan at the wrong hours. Sometimes the doors to the beer are closed and sometimes they are opened. Never know when you can buy and not be hassled. But sometimes I see a beer and I open the door and get it. Only to have to surrender the beer at the counter with the other go back items because apparently its too late or too early. Then there is the European tourist who needs to read the label or inspect the label with the refrigerator door open with his knees and decide after 4 minutes to grab another item in the refrigerator thereby blocking my fat ass from grabbing my Coke Soda ... Love the 7-11's in Pattaya.

[Sir Lancelot]

Are you fucking with us right now? You really actually had a girl's contact info. While she was off work, you contacted her come to work so that you could give her boss money for her to go with you on her off time? People really do leave their brains at the airport when they come to this place.

My original post clearly explained that she was live-streaming for the bar from a different place (I think it's the owners condo). Tellingly, you block-quoted me and then took the time to carefully and very specifically delete the very information that adds the all important context. Hmm.

Anyway, good to hear from you again. As cheerful as always.

[Explorer8939]

High season or low season I always see hordes of Bargirls with no customers.

It wasn't that long ago when there were posts every day about the bars being open, but not too many ladies were in them.

[RakSopheni]

Does anyone know if the ferry from Pattaya to Hua Hin that had been operational pre-COVID, is now running reliably again?

[Banana Boi]

Another friend is planning on opening a shop in Pattaya with tourists being the primary customers. I encouraged her to keep her old job until shortly before tourist season. She insists that the tourists come all year long. She quit her old job just in time for low season.

Thai girl has desire to no longer be in P4P industry. Thai girl looks to open her own food/coffee/salon/retail shop. Thai girl sees that a good shop location that was too expensive in September was much cheaper in March. Thai girl decides to pay 200,000 baht to take over the existing shop lease of a successful business. Thai girl notices business falls flat within a month or two. Thai girl tries to sell lease with no takers until September. Smart person with business sense buys Thai Girl business lease for 25,000 baht to prepare for High season of customers in September. Thai girl goes back to work in a gogo bar in September. Thai girl is out a ton of money and 6 months of opportunity cost. Thai girl works from September to March. Thai girl repeats same mistake the following March.

[HorseTrader]

The girls keep coming and coming at least til Songkran. 'High season' means lots of guys/customers. It doesn't necessarily mean fewer girls in "low season'. The 2 months I noticed the fewest girls in Pattaya gogo bars are July and August but the girls quickly return around mid to end of September.

To your point, last night I did an overnight on Samui with a P4P girl who just arrived a week ago. She asked me if there will still be many customers when the rains start. I told her I never come during rainy season and I had to explain why I only come when weather is expected to be good.

Another friend is planning on opening a shop in Pattaya with tourists being the primary customers. I encouraged her to keep her old job until shortly before tourist season. She insists that the tourists come all year long. She quit her old job just in time for low season.

Neither of these girls seem to grasp the simple concept of tourism being a seasonal business. Critical thinking.

[Mr Enternational]

As noted what is disturbing and missing in government schools is " critical thinking " which is lacking throughout their society and culture the inability to come up with solutions

Well let me add blatant dishonesty to the discussion.

My buddy has a kid with a chick and they live together in a condo that he bought. He gives her money left and right. The other day she told him that she has to get 2 root canals 20,000 baht each. I told him to wait a damn minute. It was years ago, but the last time I got a root canal it was 10,000 baht. So I hit a chick up that I mess with who is a dental tech and asked her how much root canals cost where she works in Central Pattaya. 6,000,8,000, and 10,000 is what she said. Maybe his chick is going to the dentist of the stars.

Last night went to my niece's mom's birthday party. My brother had transfered $500 to my bank account to give to his kid. I took the money out of my USA account and put it in my Thai bank before going to the party. At the party I transferred the 17,000 baht by phones to her bank account. She refuses to believe my brother sent the money and thinks I gave her the money. I said look lady. Where the hell do you think I have 17,000 baht to just give away to you?

I told my brother and sent him a picture of us from the party. He said that girl is so dishonest. After I gave her the money she turns around to ask him for money to go to Bangkok to pick up my niece. She also tells him that she would stay home because she has to work. Who the hell would feel the need to lie about not going to their own birthday party? Thai people, that is who.

[Mr Enternational]

My 7 Eleven chick came over last night. Used to be 700 short time but I told her I was bumping her up to 1200 long time. I asked what time she had to work and she said 9:00 or 10:00. I said wait a damn minute. How you do not have a particular time to be there? She said I have been there 7 years. I am the boss now. Well exxxcuuussse me. And I guess she was telling the truth since it is damn near 1 pm and we are still in the bed. Lazy day.

P.S. My buddy asked if I had to pay a bar fine to 7 Eleven. I told him only on her time off.

[Explorer8939]

I left some open days in my schedule, starting yesterday, with no ladies scheduled to come to my condo. It is still High Season, although the end is near. But it means that ladies aren't pinging me much to ask to come to my condo.

I am playing it by ear. If I want female company, I can go to a bar and barfine a lady. Except that the good ones are mostly taken, guys on 2 week holidays will barfine them for the rest of their holiday.

So. Right now, I don't know what I want, maybe I will come up with a plan later today.

On day 10, I will have a pool villa for a few days, and yes, I have already booked ladies for my stay there.

The joy of being a full time resident of Pattaya!

[Cha Chumplin]

It is a similar pattern as the years before Covid, except that the quantity of ladies before High Season after Covid was very low, at this time a year ago. The customers showed up before the ladies started arriving in mass numbers.

Now, there are large numbers of ladies sitting in bars, just as the customer base is evaporating.

High season or low season I always see hordes of Bargirls with no customers.

[LittleBigMan]

This doesn't really specifically relate to thailand, but of course it is there. For education, the western world generally focuses on asking questions and critical thinking, East asia / SE Asia generally focuses on memorization and repetition of tasks, rarely new ideas or methods or deconstruction. Basically, critical thinking is generally not a prioritized skill in the east, while in the west, its fundamental part of the curriculum from start to finish. Of course you will find exceptions here, but these are more or less general concepts of the difference in ideas of education.

It might not directly relate the topic but that is where you missed!

Majority of the topic as to why or why not a girl does what she does confusing punters scratching their head is all related in some way to the topic being discussed. Expert data in regards to Thailand government education system points to this one issue " critical thinking " there is data when South Korea, Japa.

And. China raise is from changing from the system Thailand still apply.

The reason girls charge the prices or don't, why they are late, why they can't meet at a specific location when explain to them in perfect English, it all seems unrelated but not everything discussed here is going to stare you in the face.

Remember there is only one Moderator when other start dictating or even suggest there is going to be problems. What I do notice is those who suggest have a hard time sticking to their own suggestion.

Patience everything in good time,.

[Mr Enternational]

I received a message on Line. It was the cute 19 year old from Oh Bar, sending me a photo of her blowing a kiss. She's the one that got away on my November trip, a flirty young girl with a killer body. I would have liked to barfine her but the opportunity never arose. Until tonight.

When I arrived at Oh Bar the cute girl wasn't there. I messaged her on Line and she said she had finished for the day. It was only 11 pm.

My girl arrived ten minutes later and looked as cute as I remembered. I bought her several drinks and there was tension in the air. Bro-code works both ways! But the deciding factor was when she told me they she hasn't been with him for 'a long time' and she wanted to go with me. Now finally nothing stood in our way.

The barfine at Oh Bar is 500 for short-time or 1000 for long-time. I really like this girl so opted for the latter, with another 2500 to be paid to the girl in the morning.

Are you fucking with us right now? You really actually had a girl's contact info. While she was off work, you contacted her come to work so that you could give her boss money for her to go with you on her off time? People really do leave their brains at the airport when they come to this place.

[Explorer8939]

Did you find this to be any different in any year pre-COVID?

The girls keep coming and coming at least til Songkran. 'High season' means lots of guys/customers. It doesn't necessarily mean fewer girls in "low season'. The 2 months I noticed the fewest girls in Pattaya gogo bars are July and August but the girls quickly return around mid to end of September.

It is a similar pattern as the years before Covid, except that the quantity of ladies before High Season after Covid was very low, at this time a year ago. The customers showed up before the ladies started arriving in mass numbers.

Now, there are large numbers of ladies sitting in bars, just as the customer base is evaporating.