Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I took a bargirl to Walking Street last night. I hadn't gone in a year, when things were still dead.

Not dead anymore. WS is just as busy as before Covid now, maybe busier.

We hit Skyfall first. The first string was very good, lots of well endowed ladies dancing topless. The bargirl couldn't get enough of the them. She picked a lady for a drink, a tiny lady with a huge chest.

But, we were on tour, so we hit Baccara. Not so great there. Lots of normal ladies in bikinis. One drink and out.

Then the newly moved Windmill. I went immediately upstairs, which was jammed. Every place was pretty full, but Windmill was 98% full. 2 middle aged Farang ladies followed us up the stairs. I would guess they were looking for their husbands.

Windmill has a lewd atmosphere. Eventually, we settled in behind 2 naked ladies on a table, and the bargirl got to see a pair of pussies up close and personal. One lady had the female equivalent of an erect penis, her pussy area was engorged with blood, and she kept fingering her clit, which I interpreted as she was truly horny (amazingly enough). The bargirl didn't know how that worked, she never saw her own pussy.

We went back to my place, I gave her clit a licking, after 15 minutes, she asked to stop (in real life, if you make a lady cum, it's hard to get rid of them afterwards). Then, she gave me a 15 minute sloppy BJ, and then mounted me for a quick ending.

This was my second round of the day. The first round was similar, but the lady was not as talented. Perhaps I should organize some training.

I might barfine the Skyfall lady, but I suspect that Long Time would be frightfully expensive.

[Explorer8939]

When meeting girls off Thaifriendly expect them to arrive at your hotel / apt at minimum 15 minutes late with an average of 30-40 minutes later than agreed. This is an important consideration if you are relying on a jump-start from sildenafil. Which I usually take 10-15 minutes before the "agreed" upon arrival. Thai girls do not consider themselves late if it is still within the hour they agreed to. After 1 hour and 15 minutes I will message them and tell them not to come anymore- to which they will protest and say they are on their way (probable lie). Part of the reason for this is they will initially agree to see you at a time that is not actually realistic for them because they just want to agree and know that in Thai cultures there are no repercussions for being late but there is a loss of face for being disagreeable.

It's sometimes a bit jarring when they show up on time or -gasp- a bit early.

This part of the culture cannot be changed and it's better to adapt to it than try to explain to them that "Westerners value punctuality"- to which they will nod their heads sympathetically and then keep on being late.

Filipinas are slightly worse than Thai in this regard.

Many times "see you at 20.00" means "I leave my room at 20.00."

When Covid hit, and the bars closed, it was so dead in Pattaya that ladies would show up an hour early. That was weird. I still have one lady who is routinely 15 minutes early.

[RakSopheni]

If a girl on Thaifriendly says she is looking for a man to marry and is not there for sex, she is 100% a scammer. Often they will present themselves as very poor and naive, or alternatively strangely well off and speaking very good english. The latter type will quickly pivot to get you involved in a crytpo-scheme, or try to get you to take compromising photos to blackmail you with. Please know, even though you must ask all the girls if they are freelancers and looking for customers, they all are. It's just a formality for them to screen you before getting their line ID.

[RakSopheni]

When meeting girls off Thaifriendly expect them to arrive at your hotel / apt at minimum 15 minutes late with an average of 30-40 minutes later than agreed. This is an important consideration if you are relying on a jump-start from sildenafil. Which I usually take 10-15 minutes before the "agreed" upon arrival. Thai girls do not consider themselves late if it is still within the hour they agreed to. After 1 hour and 15 minutes I will message them and tell them not to come anymore- to which they will protest and say they are on their way (probable lie). Part of the reason for this is they will initially agree to see you at a time that is not actually realistic for them because they just want to agree and know that in Thai cultures there are no repercussions for being late but there is a loss of face for being disagreeable.

It's sometimes a bit jarring when they show up on time or -gasp- a bit early.

This part of the culture cannot be changed and it's better to adapt to it than try to explain to them that "Westerners value punctuality"- to which they will nod their heads sympathetically and then keep on being late.

Filipinas are slightly worse than Thai in this regard.

[Sir Lancelot]

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[Sir Lancelot]

After breakfast and a lazy afternoon I decided to go Soi 6. Yesterday I went at 3 pm so I decided to try going slightly later today at 4. 30 pm.

To get there I walked from my hotel up Soi Lengkee, turned right on to Soi Buakhao and left on to Soi Honey, nicknamed 'soi Horny' due to the many massage-with-extras places dotted along it. I saw Nico sat outside Paradise, a sexy girl I've been with twice. There were definitely more girls out at this time than my desperate trawl along the street at 1. 30 last night.

I remember someone on this forum recommending I try visiting Runway along this street in November but not being very impressed. Today was a different story with six excitable girls sat on the steps outside, undoubtedly the youngest collection on the street.

After taking a songthaew up 2nd Road I jumped off at the top of Soi 6. I was pleasantly surprised at how much busier it was at 4. 45 compared to 3 pm yesterday. All of the bars on the right near the top of the street had 6-10 girls outside, yesterday there were barely any. The bars get busiest from about half way to three quarters the way down the street. I slowly completed my first recce and although the street was crowded with girls, I was a underwhelmed. I did spot Nui the nymphomaniac at her bar, who provided some of the best sex of my November trip, and we agreed to meet later in the week.

Unfortunately I was in an indecisive mood today. I completed another recce of the street and by the time I was on my third it was getting a little embarrassing, passing the same girls over and over. I needed to pick a bar to stop at and I chose Flirt as there was a pretty curly-haired girl sat at the front who smiled to me.

Amusingly my friend Owen, who I met in Pattaya in November, video-called me on Line while I was at the bar. He was wearing a big coat and it looked a grey miserable day in England. I'm sure he felt much better when I spun around and showed him I was on Soi 6, surrounded by girls. 'Sorry mate, no time to chat'. As if by magic the next girl I chatted with was called Bob, a little sexier than Owen's mate who joined us on our recent trip.

Earlier on one of my recces along the street I spotted a very cute, unique looking girl at a bar. She had her blond hair tied up in bunches, with Hello Kitty bows. Although she was 21 she looked younger, not least because she was 4 foot 9. We clicked and I couldn't resist taking her upstairs. The room cost 400 and she asked for 1500.

She was very shy in the room and wrapped herself with a towel when we got on to the bed. I gently took it off and she had a fabulous figure, with perfect small tits and nipples begging to be sucked. 'These too small' she said apologetically but I disagreed.

She told me it was best she not to do a blowjob as she'd just eaten chilli, something I'd never heard before but is probably sensible. The sex was great, not least because she was a great kisser. I find just kissing a pretty girl as she strokes my cock gets me hard and ready for action. She asked me to go slow, so I fucked her gently until she was grabbing my bum and pulling me in to her. She did little squeaky groans in perfect timing with the motion, until I thrust all the way in to her pussy and she groaned loudly.

Her pussy was so tight I had to pace myself. Slow and fast, slow and fast. I lay beside her and spooned her, then pulled her on top of me so she was riding me reverse cowgirl. Always a nice view of their bum bouncing up and down. She spun around and looked impossibly cute as she rode me energetically to a climax, her cheeks flushed pink.

Normally I walk back to my hotel from Soi 6 or take a songthaew along Beach Road. Problem with both of those options though is I always get back to my room needing another shower. So today I jumped on to the back of a motorbike taxi and enjoyed the cool wind in my face as we darted back to Vogue Hotel.

I had a traditional Thai meal of cheese and ham toastie from a 7Eleven before heading out to meet Sam for another evening's bar-crawl.

We started at Annie Jacks which seems to have recruited a few more young and pretty girls from my visit in November. Two were sat at the front but were quickly summoned to the table of a middle-Eastern looking guy, while another sexy girl was with an elderly European guy with wandering hands. When his left hand cupped her arse-cheek, she took his hand and moved it up to her waist instead.

Our plan had been to visit The Bay next door but there were only six girls and the quality was average. Yesterday's crop of pretty girls were conspicuous by their absence.

For old time's sake we went to Vixen next, our favourite bar in November. They had a pretty new girl stood at the front who told us her name was Popeye. She was nice to talk to, just don't give her any spinach.

I bought a drink for a very cute young girl at Area 52. She told me it was her first day, which sometimes you can take with a pinch of salt but Sam hadn't seen her before and he's a regular at the bar. It was also backed up by the fact she hardly spoke any English. She understood 'what is your name? ' but drew a blank when I asked how old she was. Via an App on her phone she told me she was 20. Despite the language barrier, she was good fun and very giggly, a strong barfine option.

I also bought a drink for a cute girl at Ass 95. I've seen her many times before but she always looks so serious. I wanted to see if I could make her smile, which I managed to do with a great deal of effort.

Suddenly I felt ill, so I rushed to the nearby toilet block and sat in a cubicle for twenty minutes feeling sorry for myself. It can't have been anything I've eaten, so presumably was caused by ice. Nevertheless, I had stomach cramps so decided to go back to my hotel for an hour until I felt fighting fit again.

I walked back to my hotel along Soi Buakhao. Normally I turn left on to Soi Lengkee but I decided to see what Soi Pothole was like at this time of night. Lively was the answer. I was physically wrestled in to one of the bars by an older woman and a girl with a sexy figure and a dazzling smile. I bought the latter a drink and suddenly my upset stomach was forgotten. The girl I liked was 22, the youngest in the bar by a considerable margin. She was great fun too, laughing almost constantly, flicking her long ponytail at me and dancing at the front of the bar. She was a really sexy mover. I couldn't resist.

The barfine was 500 and since her English was lacking she called the mamasan over to interpret. I'm not a fan of this as it usually makes it harder to negotiate a discount. The mamasan quoted 2000 short-time but accepted 1500 with the prospect of a tip.

We walked hand-in-hand the short distance back to my hotel but there was a problem when we reached the security counter as she didn't have her ID card. She showed him a photo of it on her phone but he insisted he needed the original. I've had girls slip through my fingers like this before but fortunately she knew she'd left it at work and got one of the waitresses at the bar to bring her the card straight away.

The sex was really passionate. We fucked in a variety of positions, kissing almost constantly. I then gave her a good pounding doggy-style, slapping in to her arse cheeks, before she rode me expertly. The room was hot so I took my condom off, intending for her to suck or wank me off, but she jumped back on immediately before I had time to object. Her technique was interesting. She lay flat on me, hooked her legs inside mine and then skilfully rocked her hips as she deep French-kissed me. After a few minutes I shot my load in to her pussy.

I love it when you fuck a girl and she just lies on top of you afterwards, you still inside her clenching pussy.

After I showered I returned to the bedroom to see her fast asleep beneath the duvet. I think sometimes these girls love a comfy bed in a nice hotel room and she had a lot of alcohol to sleep off too. I'd only asked for short-time but it looked like she'd decided to stay all night. I crawled under the duvet and fell asleep next to her.

[Explorer8939]

Pro Tip:

If you have a lady overnight, try to have her turn off her phone. Especially important: don't let her take the phone into the toilet.

Toilet calls are for the boyfriend, and nothing good will come from a boyfriend call.

In fact, nothing good will come from any late night telephone call for a lady in your room.

If her telephone is off, she won't get the call from her "roommate" who needs the key to her room. Which is more likely to be a call inviting her to go to a boy karaoke bar.

[LittleBigMan]

Off topic, but comment anyway. There's a lot of expat moaning about Thai education system everywhere esp by those who have kids in govt schools or otherwise follow it at close distance. Just like there is moaning about military coups, Thai 'democracy' and corrupt practices thruout the society. I don't have kids in Thai schools luckily, but have close enough visibility to the system via girls that have kids in the indoctrination system as I would call it, rather than education system

I fully understand that the system is designed to be exactly as it should be in this kind of society. Just imagine what would happen in coming decades if the masses would have proper, non-indoctrinated, education that would enable them to use their full potential without being brainwashed to be as they are. Would not be the same Thailand, rather something like Sweden or other north European country. And mongering would certainly not be the same either. Thus, they will not change it, just talk about it around elections of course, just to fool the people.

Luckily, for the most part at least, this 'education' can not eradicate the deeper human instincts like sex drive nor natural gravitation towards money in Thai genes. Education system is even more important to keep on check than progressive parties as if not, could open can of worms that would be difficult to put back to can without massive bloodshed. Then whether the society should be as it is, is another discussion altogether. Thus, as you said, not much worries of (relatively) cheap pussy supply to continue unless birth rates really start seriously dropping in rural areas. Which is somewhat unlikely due to the education system that is supposed to keep that going.

First, it is never off-topic if it truly was you wouldn't be responding to it. You say it much better than I can, as noted I have something at stake for my son which I've done as well as I could under the circumstances now my granddaughter which learning from my son's education although he didn't go to a 100% Thai government school more in between that than an International. Now that I've experienced and know firsthand the differences my granddaughter attends a school that is sponsored by the Chinese Mainland Government which is from my research of this school should be better than anything Pattaya has to offer right now.

At my age, I doubt I would ever see the results any good guarantee would be if a Thai driver ran her mother down during the night when she gets off work. What good we teach her seems to be undone by the mother whenever she visits her family. In most Thai couples I know the inlaws are far far away my luck they are close by.

So not to continue this off-topic based on their system the pussy will continue for those on this board and beyond because as long as it continues so will the production line in spite of all the new technology.

[Abhi9]

Finally could visit this amazing city after a break of 7 years. Last one was an official trip with pretty much no action apart from a visit to Soi Honey 2. This time I had 2 days here before I headed to Phuket.

I had decided to explore walking street and beach road and thought to pick up someone from the club. Whoever seems nice, compatible and affordable. Didn't find much success on Tinder here.

At first I hopped in a few clubs which generally caters to Indians. This included Jannat, Kamaa, etc but I didn't enjoy the atmosphere in those clubs. Plus most of the girls were already busy with the existing crowd. Also, they were too crowded for my liking.

Post that I head to Bacarra basis the reports here because I wanted to experience a nice Gogo. I tried to book a seat on the first floor but I was denied stating its full. May be people from my country don't have a great history in Gogo's. For some unknown reasons they wanted me to pay in advance for a drink before I entered and I paid it because I wanted a drink anyway. Again could be because of cheap antics by fellow countrymen in the past. I liked the quality of girls at Bacarra and there were some really amazing petite spinners which were in line with my liking. I didn't intend to barfine any girl from there but I wanted to buy a few lady drinks and just chill with those ladies for sometime. I honestly forgot the name of the girl whom I liked the most and did buy her some drinks. She was so cute, petite may be like 40-45 kgs, smooth af. Fondled her for a bit and headed off to Mixx after that. Really liked the atmosphere and music at Mixx. I really liked a girl there who was probably 20-22 yrs old and super cute and super petite. But she told me she is expecting someone or she didn't want to go with me. Could be either and had a couple of drinks there. Post that I headed to Lucifer and found a cute girl sitting alone. We were pretty comfortable from the get go and I bought her a couple of drinks and we chilled at Lucifer before heading off to my hotel and she was kind enough to book a cheap ride back to hotel. I think I overpaid a little but we negotiated 3 k for 4 hrs till morning.

Her service was amazing to say the least. Didn't say no to anything. Cuddled like a girlfriend, gave me amazing BBBJ, CIM, and a complete GFE. Wasn't a petite spinner but wasn't fat either. Just the right built and extremely smooth skin.

Overall had a good time in Pattaya. Stayed in Oakwood Journeyhub which was a good guest friendly hotel. Will be adding more reports in Phuket forum.

[Mr Enternational]

I never thought about asking a 7-11 employee out. But going to 7-11 over there is a great cultural experience. Meanwhile I am patiently holding my sodas and chips in line and the 3 Punjabi Indians Bark at the staff to Boil Water for the 1 Tap Ramen Noodle Cup of Noodles they all 3 bought.

Damn you can not make this shit up. I walk into Texas Chicken yesterday and there are 5 of those brothers at the counter combing over the menu debating what to buy. I am behind them but talk over them to the lady behind the counter saying in Thai, Excuse me. Give me the Combo 2 please. I pay and she gives me my cup. I go fill it with drink and put it on a table and go back to the counter to wait for my food.

They finally finish ordering then they go to the table where I clearly marked my spot with the cup full of beverage and attempt to sit down. I go over to them point to my drink and shake my head. When their food comes they are like a pack of hyenas surrounding the table and devouring it. When they come away there are 2 chicken bones and 1 cup of noodles (or rice) with 3 spoons in it just like you called it! Why do all of that debating just to buy 2 pieces of chicken and 1 cup of noodles for 5 guys is what kills me.

[Mr Enternational]

My original post clearly explained that she was live-streaming for the bar from a different place (I think it's the owners condo). Tellingly, you block-quoted me and then took the time to carefully and very specifically delete the very information that adds the all important context. Hmm.

Don't know why you accused me of altering the context of your post. You clearly said the girl said she had finished work. You then go on to say that the bar also livestreams. You say nothing about this particular girl actually being involved in livestreaming during the time she told you she had finished work. Hmm.

When I arrived at Oh Bar the cute girl wasn't there. I messaged her on Line and she said she had finished for the day. It was only 11 pm so I assumed she had been barfined but she offered to come back to the bar to see me. It turns out that this bar, along with many others, turned to live-streaming during lockdown and they've kept it going ever since, with three or four of their sexier girls performing in front of the camera all night while the rest work at the bar.

[Knobrm]

It is a babysitting service by our standard memorization zero critical thinking reason for example they can't even pave a road properly or put in a drain system in Pattaya. But as long as they are fifty years behind when times are rough Thai raise prices this is just one of those things out of millions and there will always be pussy even if prices are up or down.

Off topic, but comment anyway. There's a lot of expat moaning about Thai education system everywhere esp by those who have kids in govt schools or otherwise follow it at close distance. Just like there is moaning about military coups, Thai 'democracy' and corrupt practices thruout the society. I don't have kids in Thai schools luckily, but have close enough visibility to the system via girls that have kids in the indoctrination system as I would call it, rather than education system

I fully understand that the system is designed to be exactly as it should be in this kind of society. Just imagine what would happen in coming decades if the masses would have proper, non-indoctrinated, education that would enable them to use their full potential without being brainwashed to be as they are. Would not be the same Thailand, rather something like Sweden or other north European country. And mongering would certainly not be the same either. Thus, they will not change it, just talk about it around elections of course, just to fool the people.

Luckily, for the most part at least, this 'education' can not eradicate the deeper human instincts like sex drive nor natural gravitation towards money in Thai genes. Education system is even more important to keep on check than progressive parties as if not, could open can of worms that would be difficult to put back to can without massive bloodshed. Then whether the society should be as it is, is another discussion altogether. Thus, as you said, not much worries of (relatively) cheap pussy supply to continue unless birth rates really start seriously dropping in rural areas. Which is somewhat unlikely due to the education system that is supposed to keep that going.

[LittleBigMan]

Well let me add blatant dishonesty to the discussion.

My buddy has a kid with a chick and they live together in a condo that he bought. He gives her money left and right. The other day she told him that she has to get 2 root canals 20,000 baht each. I told him to wait a damn minute. It was years ago, but the last time I got a root canal it was 10,000 baht. So I hit a chick up that I mess with who is a dental tech and asked her how much root canals cost where she works in Central Pattaya. 6,000,8,000, and 10,000 is what she said. Maybe his chick is going to the dentist of the stars.

Last night went to my niece's mom's birthday party. My brother had transfered $500 to my bank account to give to his kid. I took the money out of my USA account and put it in my Thai bank before going to the party. At the party I transferred the 17,000 baht by phones to her bank account. She refuses to believe my brother sent the money and thinks I gave her the money. I said look lady. Where the hell do you think I have 17,000 baht to just give away to you?

I told my brother and sent him a picture of us from the party. He said that girl is so dishonest. After I gave her the money she turns around to ask him for money to go to Bangkok to pick up my niece. She also tells him that she would stay home because she has to work. Who the hell would feel the need to lie about not going to their own birthday party? Thai people, that is who.

You are right but to our standards, as I've said a number of times. It is kind of like the Seinfeld series where Jerry figures out how George passes the lie detector test. He believes deeply that what he is saying isn't a lie. There was a survey done with Thais a few years back about lies and lying many Thais from the survey believe a bit of lying is good for you and the population. With that type of thinking you can see why Thais leaders get up daily and just lie. Obvious to us why? We come from the West our education is " Critical thinking " during Covid especially you see lies after lies just blatant.

Your example is very good! They come up with these type of things their whole life no one has ever called them on it because confrontation and criticism is not a way of life them being silent breeds this type of behavior in people not only in Thais. My brother and cousin have introverted personalities and friends who I also know since we were in grade school nice guy good heart so they put up with him. But the stuff that comes out of his mouth he really believes in it even without any data throws it it is so off the wall being me I question it he doesn't like it no one has ever done that to him so he holds grudges towards me although he says he doesn't he acted on it recently but lie outright it was the case. Like Thais saying nothing I tell my brother and cousin the reason he acts this way and abuses people close to him is that no one says anything to him thus the result they create this type of situation in people as with Thailand this is what we end up with?

In the P4 P scene, it gets worse because those exposed to the scene here hear that foreigners are stupid the term in Thai is " Buffaloe " and some are so strongly about it that they are blatant. I got millions of stories about why they ask more than they need and why they ask for you to pay for every little thing, when guys BF girls want this want that " gold, phone " they feel you got it therefore you should shell it out " then it is showing off to their friends no different than if you buy drinks the girls ask if you would buy drinks for their friends everything is somewhat related. I've been told by a few girls I've been with who know the ropes and how to play it when they feel they got a buffalo. Be reserved and submissive, show them you aren't the way they think speak English tell them it is your first day. Does it work why not continue?

I got a good friend I grew up with street-wise tough used to run one of the biggest Asian gangs at home. There were a number of years I didn't see him spent 7 years at Folsom how he survived shocks me knowing him today. Us being adults now he comes to Thailand regularly maybe it is because he has lots of money it doesn't matter but for a guy who I remember being street smart is dumber than dumb I call him " Charlie Tuna " because no matter how many times he gets burned by the same lines and lies you throw him back into the water when another hook comes he bites again. This guy I would say have lost close to 100 million baht falling for the same line or lies. Once a girl he had from Bangkok who I knew had a husband in Bangkok told him but he said " you don't know her " in the end he ask her to marry the next day she took off for a few days never said a word comes back and a diamond ring says 50,000 baht please I left to buy a ring in Bangkok because they don't have shops in Pattaya there was a good known shop just around the corner from his hotel. The same girl a year later all the time sending money said he is moving to Thailand and going to live in Siracha. The girl said we need a car so can pick you up at the airport in style 600,000 baht I made a bet with my brother and cousins when he comes out of immigration he will be alone. You don't need the results, do you?

On that trip, he hooks up with another chick who after a week starts to give her 50,000 baht a month to stop work and goes back to the farm for another 10 years this girl is soaking his ass up with stuff like I need 80,000 baht for an A / see, meantime she is posting stuff being fucked by a car salesman bragging to all her friends she got one of the stupidest buffaloe on the face of this earth. Every lie out of her mouth wasn't ever really a lie to her. It got so bad that when one of my cousins got couldn't take it any longer a bunch of us got into a van and drove up to her village go the evidence firsthand for him it wasn't until then he got the message. When he stopped sending and supporting her she went on FB and posted she couldn't understand the problem and why she doesn't get a second chance.

They can because it works and no one has ever explained or challenged them so they travel down the same road. There are guys out there who think because they are poor so help yet back home never made a donation to anyone. Some get burned by BG's they think helping non-P4 P is going to be different it isn't they all come from the same school of thought. Don't get me wrong there are lots of cases out there good ones but just not enough to change how many of us think! Many don't have a clue how the banking system works in the West to this day after 20 years my own wife doesn't understand just click here and there and it is here. But if I say jokingly you think I'm an ATM that gets me the couch for the night!

When it comes to a dentist " root canal " amount is a tough call if they actually need it done. My cousin a Dentist joked he had a license to steal. When you go in pain you are at their mercy how many times have anyone of you gotten up and said let me get a second opinion and shop around.
The last major service when I need I go to German Dental years ago I had a crown done it was guaranteed for five years. Years later I had pain from the same tooth a crown made by the same place but the roots weren't killed now to do them all four roots were close to 20,000 baht and that was going through the same crown creating a hole and then sealing it.

[David 2]

Does anyone know if the ferry from Pattaya to Hua Hin that had been operational pre-COVID, is now running reliably again?

https://www.pattayaunlimited.com/pat...ferry-tickets/

[Fmojo]

I was hoping to have 'round 2' in the morning before the Oh Bar girl left at 9 am but she didn't want to as apparently she had a bad back. I was disappointed. She had been so flirty with me on Line I thought she was a guaranteed wild time but it didn't work out that way. She kissed with her mouth closed and didn't show much affection, so long-timing her was pointless. As she offered a restricted menu I didn't tip her.

Sir L. Glad to see you back and posting. Your trip reports are very enjoyable. Have a great time.