Pattaya Reports

[Chan Chalupa]

If you give a bargirl your social media contact info, sooner or later, she may ask for free money (or a loan, same same). Always say "sorry, no can do".

They have a lot of angles. The most common is: "can you lend me money, I don't have food for my baby". There may or may not be a baby. If you respond "you can come see me now for Short time 1000 baht", you will not see her soon.

One lady in Isaan hit me up this way" "I want to come to work in Pattaya, but a room cost 5,000 baht". Obviously, she wanted 5,000 baht free money. So I told her about a bar that had PR jobs for ladies and gave them a free room with aircon. Do you think she wanted that? All she wanted was 5,000 baht free money.

Don't be a sucker, never give a bargirl free money.

You are such a meanie.

On a Bar Crawl consisting of 2 bars. Palace and Sharks. Two new Hotties I seen. In my book Dilly cones is auto no-go zone. Might have the greatest face I just not there Yet.

Palace girl could be the Girl Next door type Banana Boi would go for. He has standards I get from his inquisitions.

P.S. Another thing that doesn't float my boat is Dark Thais.

2 PS. Anyone notice there are quite a few Hotties working as Hello Girls. Hot enough than they turn Heads.

[Explorer8939]

Not so obvious. You could have just as well gone to the apartment and paid the 5000 baht for her when she arrived. All these years and I have still never had hookers asking me to borrow or give them money outside of services.

Nope.

This lady has about 5,000 Facebook friends, mostly Western males. She makes her living sending messages begging for money. Occasionally, she will post photos of gold she buys on Facebook. And her Thai boyfriend.

So, somebody is sending her money. If not, she would be working in Pattaya.

Not only do bargirls hit up customers for money, they hit each other up. It is not uncommon for a bargirl to borrow money from everyone, and then go home to Isaan with that money.

[D Cups]

A girl's breasts are typically fully developed by age 17 or 18, however in some cases they can continue to grow into her early twenties.

I have known women who went from a Bee to a Cee after they had a baby and without getting too pudgy.

[Turgid]

Meeting Priew in real life. I'm not going to ask her to come down for a meet and greet. She might be expecting an Arabian Prince to sweep her off her FEET. Secret admirers rarely deliver.

I will just buy her online drinks. She so sweet. AND FREAKING HOT. Could be Hotter if Titties still growing.

A girl's breasts are typically fully developed by age 17 or 18, however in some cases they can continue to grow into her early twenties.

[Mr Enternational]

One lady in Isaan hit me up this way" "I want to come to work in Pattaya, but a room cost 5,000 baht". Obviously, she wanted 5,000 baht free money. So I told her about a bar that had PR jobs for ladies and gave them a free room with aircon. Do you think she wanted that? All she wanted was 5,000 baht free money.

Not so obvious. You could have just as well gone to the apartment and paid the 5000 baht for her when she arrived. All these years and I have still never had hookers asking me to borrow or give them money outside of services.

[Mr Enternational]

Anyway most people want kissing imo, only few don't want it. Most want GFE which tends to translate into DFK.

I would say most Westerners probably want kissing, but this does not necessarily mean most people. To me GFE has nothing to do with kissing. If GFE translated into kissing then we would not need both terms. To me GFE is more of being able to relax with a chick and her staying over and her playing in your hair and shit like that. I have many normal girlfriends and do not even DFK them like that.

[Tefnx]

It seems like you are inexperienced. You don't want to kiss girls in those kind of places. The girl probably give 5 guys a blow job before you tried to kiss her. Also honey is one of the worst places in pattaya for value. I'm not a fan of soi 6 either but at least it's cheaper than honey.

How is it different from FKK, where popular girls would have 5-8 guys per day and you still want DFK? LOL.

Anyway most people want kissing imo, only few don't want it. Most want GFE which tends to translate into DFK.

[BroComplex]

Went to honey2 around 5 or 6 pm today.

I pick the cheapest menu, 2700 thb, choose the decent ones, the busty with familiar face.

I was promised, 90 minutes massage with kiss and bomboom.

There it is, I paid. The girl was bubbly and fun, but I was rejected for DFK. I get a peck instead.

And so we bathe together and nuru. She slides around me quickly, I felt rushed.

Then I shower, she shower.

I'm asking for massage first, since it's a massage parlor. Later after bomboom she said.

CBJ, nipple licking, then she goes on top. Grinding like crazy.

She stops few times to ask if I cum. Then I go for missionary, then doggy.

After awhile, she gave me a warning if I don't cum in 5 minutes she'll give me hand job instead.

I felt dejected, there's no point continuing it. Opted in handjob instead. I cum not long after.

We hugged, and get half assed massage she promised.

Then we showers, dressed up, hugs, fondle a bit, and dressed up. Tip her with the change, 300 thb.

Does massage parlors always like this? Rushing things.

The only other MP I went is just tulip. It was okay not rushing it.

I plan go to Dokidoki for 2 girls later on.

If it's like this, I'd rather get 2 freelancers instead.

Haven't gone to soy 6 though.

It seems like you are inexperienced. You don't want to kiss girls in those kind of places. The girl probably give 5 guys a blow job before you tried to kiss her. Also honey is one of the worst places in pattaya for value. I'm not a fan of soi 6 either but at least it's cheaper than honey.

[Paolo99]

Lips Lounge is one of these relatively new places, having just opened in February.

Thanks for the report, I was thinking about going and have a look at the slim and tall girl with short hairs.

Now that I know it's open space, I think I'm going to skip the place.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Which city in Thailand has the cheapest young pussy? Planning a trip to SEA with only a week to spare in Thailand. Should I go to Pattaya or Bangkok? Or a lesser known city?

They don't tend to go to Pattaya or Bangkok, as most often they go with or follow friends / family / sisters from the village to the quiter places.

Phuket, outside Patong, think Kamala and Rawai get lots of younger ones too, but I have found the prices were consistently lower in Hua Hin.

[Explorer8939]

If you give a bargirl your social media contact info, sooner or later, she may ask for free money (or a loan, same same). Always say "sorry, no can do".

They have a lot of angles. The most common is: "can you lend me money, I don't have food for my baby". There may or may not be a baby. If you respond "you can come see me now for Short time 1000 baht", you will not see her soon.

One lady in Isaan hit me up this way" "I want to come to work in Pattaya, but a room cost 5,000 baht". Obviously, she wanted 5,000 baht free money. So I told her about a bar that had PR jobs for ladies and gave them a free room with aircon. Do you think she wanted that? All she wanted was 5,000 baht free money.

Don't be a sucker, never give a bargirl free money.

[Blue Nose]

Soi Honey has changed considerably over the past three years, with the changes really accelerating since last year. Starting at Second Road and ending at Soi Buakhow, it used to be lined almost exclusively with massage shops, with just the occasional beer bar or hotel thrown into the mix. Although there are still a considerable number of massage shops on the soi, many of these shops have been converted, for economic reasons, to bars (primarily due to rising rents, I have been told). Visiting Pattaya, as I do most weekends, I've made it my mission to explore these newer bars.

Lips Lounge is one of these relatively new places, having just opened in February. In walking past, I would not have given it a second thought or a second glance were I not in possession of one key fact: Ricky. Yes, that Ricky from LK Metro, the one who managed to turn a small go-go called Pandora's into a veritable institution (a label that, unfortunately, no longer applies since its ownership change last year). Ricky's latest venture is Lips Lounge, which seems to be a GC / go-go hybrid (for lack of a better term). It opens at 1 pm as a closed bar / GC and at 7 pm switches into a go-go (during Songkran, it was closed during the day and opened only as a go-go at 7 pm, likely due to staffing issues).

Arriving at about 7:30 pm I was the only customer in the place, and there were about 5-6 girls, one Mamasan, one cashier, and one server. Not much happening on stage yet but I figured Ricky's business model would have me covered regardless so I just grabbed a seat and ordered a drink. After sipping my beer for a while and chatting with Mamasan, I developed my short list and then called over the two finalists to join me for a drink. Drink prices were quite standard for a club of this nature (I think 80 THB for a beer and 150 THB for a lady drink). I enjoyed the usual banter with my two new friends and, when it came time to order another drink, made my final selection and sent one of the girls packing. Game on.

My finalist was all too happy with my hands-on approach and her clothes gradually came off. After rubbing my crotch she began to unzip my shorts. Having visited Pandora's back when it was decent andafter my initial shock wore offpartaken in such activities there, I was up for it: the in-the-bar / go-go fully exposed BJ. No need for privacy curtains, and certainly no "room" is required. Just a nice blowie right there in the back row, exposed for everybody in the bar to see. The Mamasan and cashier started hooting and hollering, while the (quite young) waitress smirked as she served us yet another drink while I was being serviced. Overall, there's as much in-the-bar groping / shenanigans as well-known clubs like Windmill or Kink, but Lips Lounge's girls will actively service you right there in the bar (rather than just the other way around).

So, a very enjoyable experience overall but remember that this place is not for the faint of heart, the shy / reserved types, or looky-loo vacationers checking out Thailand's go-go scene with their spouses. This is hardcore raunch for guys who enjoy mongering with a bit of sleaze thrown in. (In my case, this type of thing was an "acquired taste" after a few trips to Pandora's in which it seemed all the other guys were enjoying themselves even more than I was. I was drinking and having fun with two big-titted MILFs when all of a sudden they got tired of waiting for me to ask and just kind of "got down to business". Their straightforward approach definitely helped me overcome any residual reservations. After that, I was hooked!

So, if you previously enjoyed Pandora's, or you're just curious and think you might like to try the house specialty, then I urge you to visit Lips Lounge on Soi Honey. Best to wear looser-fitting pants / shorts that slide off and on easily 😉.

Tldr: lots of newer bars on Soi Honey and former Pandora's go-go owner has opened a new place there with the same "hands-on" philosophy; drinks prices quite reasonable; quality of staff: good, but not outstanding (more like Soi 6 quality); atmosphere quite fun, which made the value for money decent overall. Will definitely repeat.

[Falcon 95]

Went to honey2 around 5 or 6 pm today.

I pick the cheapest menu, 2700 thb, choose the decent ones, the busty with familiar face.

I was promised, 90 minutes massage with kiss and bomboom.

There it is, I paid. The girl was bubbly and fun, but I was rejected for DFK. I get a peck instead.

And so we bathe together and nuru. She slides around me quickly, I felt rushed.

Then I shower, she shower.

I'm asking for massage first, since it's a massage parlor. Later after bomboom she said.

CBJ, nipple licking, then she goes on top. Grinding like crazy.

She stops few times to ask if I cum. Then I go for missionary, then doggy.

After awhile, she gave me a warning if I don't cum in 5 minutes she'll give me hand job instead.

I felt dejected, there's no point continuing it. Opted in handjob instead. I cum not long after.

We hugged, and get half assed massage she promised.

Then we showers, dressed up, hugs, fondle a bit, and dressed up. Tip her with the change, 300 thb.

Does massage parlors always like this? Rushing things.

The only other MP I went is just tulip. It was okay not rushing it.

I plan go to Dokidoki for 2 girls later on.

If it's like this, I'd rather get 2 freelancers instead.

Haven't gone to soy 6 though.

Maybe she did not like you or your nationality for some reason.

Also, did you tip her voluntarily or only because she asked for it?

[Chan Chalupa]

Meeting Priew in real life. I'm not going to ask her to come down for a meet and greet. She might be expecting an Arabian Prince to sweep her off her FEET. Secret admirers rarely deliver.

I will just buy her online drinks. She so sweet. AND FREAKING HOT. Could be Hotter if Titties still growing.

[Tvataham274]

Went to honey2 around 5 or 6 pm today.

Honestly sounds like you got a girl who just gave you bad service. I went to Honey2 twice and both times were fantastic.