Medellin Reports

[Loki]

I haven't really relied on these boards in years. So I haven't posted in quite a while. But. I need to post after visiting Energy recently. From about 2012 to 2020 I was a regular at Energy and I was always able to find a good time there. The talent of the girls is not really why I am writing.

The reason for this post is:

I have noticed that since the pandemic ended, there have been a lot more visitors of the. How shall we say it. Melanin-rich variety from the United States.

In a country as diverse as Colombia with a somewhat equally diverse tourist pool, these folks are quite easily discernible in a crowd regardless of that diversity due to their easy-to-spot behaviors:

They are loud as they are in the States. At least one of them in every group is wearing sandals with socks. They have no real self-awareness when they are out in public (similar to the States I guess). However, they SHOULD be more self-aware since they are not in their own country and can't protect themselves legally should they end up in an altercation. If they are emboldened to act the fool in Colombia, they will get deported and banned, perhaps incarcerated.

Yes, I know. Before you berate me, I am very well aware that everyone is here to have a good time. However, if Colombia (Medellin in particular) becomes like the Dominican Republic, it will be a sad day. I hope they find themselves some "get right" if they continue to visit Colombia.

Anyway. Back to the incident at Energy. A group of nine of them came in the other day. It was disgraceful.

They cat-called the girls unnecessarily when they came out to present themselves. It was embarrassing to hear them calling out numbers like they were at a Magic City auction. One of these "gentlemen" was talking out loud in English referring to one of the girls as "his working girl". I wish someone would give them an etiquette course when they applied for their passport. It's frustrating because I leave the States to get away from these types of people. Much to my chagrin, they are here now in larger numbers and with more frequency.

Now obviously, a large group of men will be annoyingly loud. There are all-star nations of imbecile tourists. Israelis, Brits, and Aussies are some of the worst in the world. But the difference is that those tourists are usually more well-traveled than our homegrown hooligans and therefore they know how to take it down a notch.

All I can say is that these guys better watch it or else they'll make the news if one of them decides to mouth off in Parque Lleras. I hope they try to pull their shenanigans in Castilla or Manrique. That would be hilarious! And if you mess with the police, you will end up in a bad place.

Anyway, before some of you get all butt-hurt and try to cancel me, just ask yourself: Am I lying?

-Loki.

P.S. Don't bother messaging me privately unless you have something intelligent to say.

[TheMan31]

I lost count of how many hookers I've been with in Mexico Brazil or Colombia that were texting their boyfriends or husbands after we were done. They had no clue she was a hooker or cheating. Most people can't do monogamy unless they have no options.

Do not kid yourself. They know. It's latin America man. I've been exploring this place for many years.

[KeviKev68]

This is pretty much a vacation that I squeezed in at the last moment. I see that no one is posting reports. I see a bunch of mongers here so it surprises me that people are willing to say little. I am coming from Bay Area (Nor Cal).

I usually fly out of SFO on JetBlue but their schedule has changed and they don't have flights to Medellin anymore. While they still fly there there are no connecting flights. It used to be FLL but I guess it's seasnal. I took a flight from SJC to PHX to MIA. The flight to PHX had a 9 hour layover. It was at 11:58 pm so I got hotel room. I got snacks and ate some food at hotel and took nap. I got back to the airport and was pretty packed. It was okay American Airlines are more organized than JetBlue they make sure people line up in section that they paid for. I noticed the employees are mostly women and much older. The amenities on the airline are less and don't have t. V screens you have to use your phone or tablet. They don't have food except cookies and did not have a blanket and pillow but oddly on the MIA- MDE morning flight they did. That's for people who want to know about flights cost me around $800.

Day One.

I get to my AirBNB in Laureles around 3 pm feeling real funky the hotel in Phoenix didn't have a functioning shower. So, I get squared away and at about 4:30 pm I heard a pop, pop and thought it was firecrackers or something and then I heard a lot more. I was on the 5th floor and saw people from the bar running after the gun man and some people running away. It was crazy It was a different experience for Laureles.

So. I had Laura come over and I mentioned her in my post on Medellin. I had saw her a few months ago but didn't post that trip. She's 22 brunette I think 36 DD about 5'4" not skinny lots of meat but it looks real good and curvy. She has a light complexion with some Tatts I don't think too much of. Laura comes from a less fortunate barrio but speaks almost perfect English. She's a college student.

I sent Laura an Uber and she got here and into the lobby that is unmanned and electronically locked. Some dude let her in and there was a couple guy in his fifties and his wife in her 40's and they were arguing in the lobby. This lady was seething and Laura said she was telling her "I know you don't live here" and " I am going to call the police. " It was after 10 pm and I apologized to the lady and said she is with me. I was shocked and Laura was shaken and the husband didn't say a word. I guess it was some sort of classism.

The sex we had was nearly outstanding. I have two women that I regularly see but the other one in my opinion is close to 9-10 it depends. People who have the'm me say she is "hot. " That's true but the sex is not better. Laura is more experienced but hasn't been around the block a lot. (Not to say other girl has) but I got my shoe polished for at 30 minutes and until I had her stop. She has a technique that isn't fast but is on point. I had my right hand middle finger in her pussy while she sucked my. At my age I don't have many shots in me but she swallowed one. Thank goodness I have meds from Roman $72 for a bunch of packets. I was tired so I turned her over busted my nut inside her. It was wet slippery pussy and when I was done I couldn't do anymore so I played with her big tits for awhile and she came. It was after midnight and I was tired. I think she liked my bed. I can't sleep with people clutching on me. I paid her and she left.

Day 2 - I went to Plaza Botero to look at the talent. The women out there are so sexy. It's a place worth visiting in the daytime only. What I like about Botero is it's kind of like Tijuana where the talent is lined up. I think the girls dress sexier than Lleras Park by far. I saw this short tanned girl with curves in a white pleated tennis skirt with no panties. She was walking by I wanted to run after her but had another meeting scheduled that evening.

I had a meeting with Yoli from Tinder. She was a morenita and was 22 years old. Her pics looked great but they were old. She was actually 30 with 3 kids. She said she wanted 250 and I agreed. I wanted bare and she thought about it said "ok. " When we were about to fuck she was like "how many other girls do I fuck'" I was taken aback. She doesn't speak English and my Spanish is bad but I told her why did she come if that was a problem? I didn't say anything else but knew it wasn't going to be good. We went bare and she was really good at giving head. She had suction that was quite different. You can see some baby damage but nice big titts and pretty shaved pussy. It was tight but not loose like a goose. I tried to kiss her twice and she turned her head. We were fucking I missionary and she was not liking to to fuck bare (germaphobe) I tried to prove it to her that I was ok. I got attitude and while we were in missionary I pulled out like Ed Powers and shot my mustard all over her. Then she demanded 50 mil more. I gave it to her and then she had the nerve to ask if I wanted to meet again. I said I didn't know. Then she went over my sent and was washing the dishes. I got her an Uber and she left. What a waste of time and money.

[DonMedellin]

How is the lineup and service at Energy these days? I've read mixed review of this place. I went once in 2022 and the lineup and service was pretty average. How is it now?

[L00PY]

There must be a list of casas on here but I cannot find it. Can any one point me in the right direction? I am in Medellin for the next week or so so if anyone wants to get together, please send me a PM. Thanks so much.

World Travel 69 has a list that's maintained over at: http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...n-Map-and-List.

You may have to go back a page or two for the Google Map, but it's there.

[John Gault]

I've already said yes so I'm committed. Based on our history I trust her. I'm just not sure what I'm getting into with a family finca party.

I'm more in the "understand a lot of Spanish and can converse" category, but I can get by. She doesn't speak any english, so she knows my skills.

Thanks for the tip on bringing a gift. JjBee62 mentioned the same thing.

Someone there will be more than happy to go to the store for you if you forget to bring a few bottles.

[AfternoonSnack]

Yep, this happens quite a bit after the 3rd date, I usually just tell them that I wouldn't be comfortable doing that. It could be a perfectly good time but I tend to err on the side of caution.

I've already said yes so I'm committed. Based on our history I trust her. I'm just not sure what I'm getting into with a family finca party.

If you have Spanish speaking skills, or let's say you understand a lot of Spanish and can converse, I would go to the party for sure.

There will be lot's of booze and probably some very good food as well.

If your limited to using a translator all the time it might be awkward for you.

If you go, bring a couple bottles of liquor for the party, everybody will love you. LOL.

I'm more in the "understand a lot of Spanish and can converse" category, but I can get by. She doesn't speak any english, so she knows my skills.

Thanks for the tip on bringing a gift. JjBee62 mentioned the same thing.

[Mongo1]

I have really had a great massage from Lexi which in a independent. She has a nice in-call location close to UniCentro in Laureles. I did the 90 minute which did include full service and BBBJ on the flip.

I saw her 3 times on my last trip I enjoyed it so much. Another one is Spa Manos de Seda, more of a legit independent masseuse which has a pretty erotic style to it. Amatsu is really good if your looking for a good legit massage. Spa Therapias Medellin $150,000 90 minutes legit spot. I enjoy my massages a lot and will usually get one every other day when I'm visiting.

Had a very relaxing weekend in Medellin getting trying out some erotic massage parlors.

1 - Luxuri Tentaciones (can be found on mileroticos by searching 'Luxuri') - I pre-arranged a 1 HR session with Sofia (180 k) the good news is she is even more stunning than the photos on the website. The bad news is the location is a dump. It is on the first floor of a confusing apartment complex and smells like trash. The massage was nothing to write home about but got OWO and FS for 180 k. I'd recommend an outcall next time.

2 - Atenea (Spa Atenea on google) - I chose Heidy and she was exactly my type, slender and clean shaven. 1 HR massage for 200 k the massage itself was just okay, she was a little rough for my liking but the handjob was the best I've ever had, she clearly knew what she was doing. No option for FS but the happy ending was amazing.

3 - Spa in San Diego Neighborhood (no name yet) - found a massage parlor in an apartment building near Centro Comercial San Diego and booked with Paula. They appear to be new and can only be found on mileroticos, search "San Diego" under masajes and you will find a few postings with similar descriptions, just different photos and phone numbers. Each masseuse appears to be independent, but shares the common studio. Paula was stunning, 150 k for 1 HR massage. Definitely the best massage of the trip, body-to-body and touching was allowed (including FIV) but no FS. HJ was great but did not come close to Heidy at Atenea.

I have done the bigger "name-brand" parlors in Medellin before (Om Spa, Tantra, Fantasia, etc.) and am starting to like the smaller ones better. I would not recommend Luxuri for a straight-up massage, but the others listed above were both more than adequate.

[Surfer500]

I'm headed back to Medellin next week and my semi-pro novia invited me to a family finca party to meet her grandmother and the rest of her extended family. Any idea what I'm in for?

If you have Spanish speaking skills, or let's say you understand a lot of Spanish and can converse, I would go to the party for sure.

There will be lot's of booze and probably some very good food as well.

If your limited to using a translator all the time it might be awkward for you.

If you go, bring a couple bottles of liquor for the party, everybody will love you. LOL.

[Mongo1]

Yep, this happens quite a bit after the 3rd date, I usually just tell them that I wouldn't be comfortable doing that. It could be a perfectly good time but I tend to err on the side of caution.

I'm headed back to Medellin next week and my semi-pro novia invited me to a family finca party to meet her grandmother and the rest of her extended family. Any idea what I'm in for?

[Mongo1]

It's all good red, brown, olive, morena, guera. I personally love the white skinned Paisas which is why Medellin is my favorite mongering City. I'll be heading to Colombia again mid August for a month and can't wait to get back.

Brother TK you are so right. During my first trip to Medellin I was actually disappointed by the way the girls looked. Yes, there were a few stunners out there. But all the hype I had read about Medellin and the girls of Colombia simply was not true according to a "boots on the ground" observation with my own eyes.

That being said, there is going to be someone who jumps up (beats their chest and calls me names because I am new to the Medellin forum and have strong opinions they disagree with)' and tells me to go someplace else if I don't like it. And to them I just put two middle fingers up! I'll go where I want, when I want and write what want about it.) I had a great trip! And I got all the sex I wanted. And I learned that I simply prefer the skin shade of my girls to be butterscotch to dark chocolate. And to have some ass. Because the most beautiful Colombianas that I saw looked like that.

So it is off to Cali at some point to explore a place I have been told has more of girls of my preferred type. The girls of Medellin that I saw on the street fell on the numeric attractiveness scale that would fit a Standard Deviation curve. A beauty standard that I have found to be consistent the world over. In my opinion, the girls of Medellin are no more attractive or less attractive than I have found during my travels throughout the world.

[Surfer500]

Tonight was my first time in and around Parque Lleras since the traffic barriers were installed. I really like it, but I've never gone there looking for chicas. It appeared the only automobile traffic allowed inside the barriers was for deliveries, and going to / from the parking garage across from Hooters. I imagine they accommodate taxis going to the hotels to pick up and drop off luggage. The loud bar across from Patrick's had turned down their volume. I think a person could actually hear the sports broadcast in Patrick's now. Many of the bars and restaurants had tables set up in the streets. The hotel across from Lleras Town had three flood lights shining right in the face of anyone walking from the west and south towards the hotel. I hope that will be changed.

It will be interesting to see if, and how long until some of the still shuttered bar / eating places around the Park re-open.

With the increased amount of foreigners living here now, and tourists, I could see the whole area becoming as full and vibrant as the Provenza area within a few years.

[Knowledge]

Something we take for granted in the first world is public space design standards. It's not unusual to have to squint or shade your eyes to see past bright spotlights directed at eye level. Sometimes in restaurants I have to angle my chair away from spotlight glare to read the menu or see my table mate. I think part of the problem is the difference between the average height of Colombians and gringos. You have to be really careful with blinding lights while you are walking on broken sidewalks and navigating random deep holes. Some of the buildings around Milla de Oro have floor mounted spotlights on stairs shining into your eyes. It's funny once you get used to it but dangerous until you do.

Tonight was my first time in and around Parque Lleras since the traffic barriers were installed. I really like it, but I've never gone there looking for chicas. It appeared the only automobile traffic allowed inside the barriers was for deliveries, and going to / from the parking garage across from Hooters. I imagine they accommodate taxis going to the hotels to pick up and drop off luggage. The loud bar across from Patrick's had turned down their volume. I think a person could actually hear the sports broadcast in Patrick's now. Many of the bars and restaurants had tables set up in the streets. The hotel across from Lleras Town had three flood lights shining right in the face of anyone walking from the west and south towards the hotel. I hope that will be changed.

[AfternoonSnack]

You'll be required to give grandma a rim job. Don't forget that the correct term is "Beso Negro. " Afterwards, all the men in the family will spank you with bamboo while singing the Colombian National Anthem. At midnight everyone finds a goat to molest. Kind of like Friday night in rural Alabama, but in Spanish.

There will be food, drink and music. Some people will probably be dancing and will urge you to join them. The older generation will be interested in talking to you. The party will probably last until 2 or 3 am. Bring some special snack from home to share. My current favorite is a jar or 2 of bread and butter pickles. Treat it like a family reunion.

Thanks brother. I'll probably try to slip away with the abuela before the goat part starts. Sounds like we'll be on pretty good terms by then anyway.

[Fun Luvr]

Tonight was my first time in and around Parque Lleras since the traffic barriers were installed. I really like it, but I've never gone there looking for chicas. It appeared the only automobile traffic allowed inside the barriers was for deliveries, and going to / from the parking garage across from Hooters. I imagine they accommodate taxis going to the hotels to pick up and drop off luggage. The loud bar across from Patrick's had turned down their volume. I think a person could actually hear the sports broadcast in Patrick's now. Many of the bars and restaurants had tables set up in the streets. The hotel across from Lleras Town had three flood lights shining right in the face of anyone walking from the west and south towards the hotel. I hope that will be changed.