Bangkok Reports

[Raj Patela]

Any intelligence.

Nana BTS. Same vicinity as Ugly Schoolgirl. Not there anymore.

There is a lady quite Unattractive. Short-ish,. Stocky, many time wears bright Pink lipstick. Always show unattractive Cleavage, quite big due to bad boob job.

Very diligent. She always there.

[BionicMan]

Smooci is run by a group of the leading escort agencies (...)

Smooci was broken for a few days last week which I found to my expense when the escort didn't turn up. Smooci admitted they were having issues. My advice is if you don't get a confirmation in 10-15 minutes, move on or contact the support desk immediately. Don't waste your valuable time.
(...).

Smooci had been raided by the men in brown and few people got arrested.

[Tvataham274]

If you walk down Soi 8 towards Sukhumvitz either:

1) turn left and walk about 50 m and you will come to an escalator that will take you up to the first floor level of Nana BTS. You can than walk across the floor and down the stairs to the footway on the opposite side of the road, or.

2) turn right, go about 150 m and there is a pedestrian overbridge (up the steps one side, walk across the road and down the steps the other side).

If going further along Sukhumvitz there are traffic lights on the main road down by Nana plazza, another set up by the junction near Soi Cowboy, and another pedestrian overbridge near Thermae cafe. A lot of the main road has a fence along the certral reservation, so you can't get across. You do see people walking across the road through the gaps (or at the bottom of Soi 8), but I wouldn't recomend it.

All very good things, thank you much.

[Tomasb]

100%. You don't always see concise accurate info like this given away.

Caveat emptor. LOL.

[Llantarnam]

This is going to be a really, really dumb question, but how safe and easy is it to cross Sukhumvit road on foot? Are there crosswalks and traffic lights that traffic abides by, or is it more of a coin toss if the traffic stops on a red light like they do in Pattay.

Am considering staying for 2-3 nights on Soi 8 before Pattaya in February.

If you walk down Soi 8 towards Sukhumvitz either:

1) turn left and walk about 50 m and you will come to an escalator that will take you up to the first floor level of Nana BTS. You can than walk across the floor and down the stairs to the footway on the opposite side of the road, or.

2) turn right, go about 150 m and there is a pedestrian overbridge (up the steps one side, walk across the road and down the steps the other side).

If going further along Sukhumvitz there are traffic lights on the main road down by Nana plazza, another set up by the junction near Soi Cowboy, and another pedestrian overbridge near Thermae cafe. A lot of the main road has a fence along the certral reservation, so you can't get across. You do see people walking across the road through the gaps (or at the bottom of Soi 8), but I wouldn't recomend it.

[Charles Dickin]

This is going to be a really, really dumb question, but how safe and easy is it to cross Sukhumvit road on foot? Are there crosswalks and traffic lights that traffic abides by, or is it more of a coin toss if the traffic stops on a red light like they do in Pattay.

Am considering staying for 2-3 nights on Soi 8 before Pattaya in February.

Safety is never a dumb question.

I've never had trouble crossing roads in BKK. Though have been nearly run over on the sidewalk by moped taxis.

I recommend waiting for the cars to stop at red lights because some try to run through to avoid a long wait at the lights. That just gets them a long wait the other side of the lights. Motorbikes and scooters may run the red light anyway. They squirm through the gaps.

There's usually someone else crossing with you so put them between you and the traffic.

Remember they supposedly drive on the left side. Motorbikes and mopeds drive every side.

Lcale1982 is right about the using a bridge if there is one. BTS stations can be used as bridges.

[Lcale1982]

This is going to be a really, really dumb question, but how safe and easy is it to cross Sukhumvit road on foot? Are there crosswalks and traffic lights that traffic abides by, or is it more of a coin toss if the traffic stops on a red light like they do in Pattay.

Am considering staying for 2-3 nights on Soi 8 before Pattaya in February.

Yes there are traffic lights and like bridges I guess that you can go up the stairs to cross the street.

[Tvataham274]

This is going to be a really, really dumb question, but how safe and easy is it to cross Sukhumvit road on foot? Are there crosswalks and traffic lights that traffic abides by, or is it more of a coin toss if the traffic stops on a red light like they do in Pattay.

Am considering staying for 2-3 nights on Soi 8 before Pattaya in February.

[SubCmdr]

Hi guys,

Planning to visit BKK in next 2 weeks. Need help with contacts of independent or escorts.

Guidance on online apps, smooci, MR, Thai Friendly etc.

Appreciate your help. DM is open 👍.

Thanks.

Thai Friend is great for me. No uglies, no fatties, no problems I am pleased to report that Thai Friendly is the primary source of pussy in Pattaya. It is very simple for me.

Here is my script: Hello, I am on vacation in Pattaya. Looking for ST fun with long term possibilities. Give my your WhatsApp or line and we can discuss details there.

This is not mother fucking brain surgery or rocket science. No need to make things harder than they need to be. Change that to Bangkok and you are in business. Now I have never been to Bangkok other than the actual airport. But I have many contacts that I have talking to off of Thai Friendly from Bangkok. I just may need to make a trip there.

[Explorer8939]

8 years ago. You should have seen it 10 years ago.

You Should have seen Moscow during Yeltsin. A heaven on earth never to be repeated.

I had a real Russky girl in Siem recently.

You should have seen Russia outside Moscow, the provincial cities were amazing. I did dozens of ladies for the equivalent of $20. Great service too.

But I would never do a Russian lady in Thailand. Waste of time.

[PgReal]

Hi guys,

Planning to visit BKK in next 2 weeks. Need help with contacts of independent or escorts.

Guidance on online apps, smooci, MR, Thai Friendly etc.

Appreciate your help. DM is open 👍.

Thanks.

Further to my last post, here is probably the real reason I had problems booking on Smooci last week, this link is appearing in the 'agencies' part of this forum.

https://aseannow.com/topic/1307148-t...ng-foreigners/

So looks like Smooci and some of the agencies were raided last week. Funny they actually gave me a refund last Friday!!

[PgReal]

Hi guys,

Planning to visit BKK in next 2 weeks. Need help with contacts of independent or escorts.

Guidance on online apps, smooci, MR, Thai Friendly etc.

Appreciate your help. DM is open 👍.

Thanks.

Smooci is run by a group of the leading escort agencies, so when you try and contact an escort through it you are actually going through to the escort agency itself not the individual. It does to be fair give good discounts over their standard advertised rates. You'll also find that a lot of the girls work for multiple agencies at the same time. Your can by 3 day subscriptions for a few dollars, so I think it's worth it.

Smooci was broken for a few days last week which I found to my expense when the escort didn't turn up. Smooci admitted they were having issues. My advice is if you don't get a confirmation in 10-15 minutes, move on or contact the support desk immediately. Don't waste your valuable time.

TF is a complete was of time in my opinion (but a bit of a laugh whilst resting up in the hotel) if you only have a short time to enjoy the treasures of Bangkok. Unless you want to spend ages wading through all the girls looking for marriage, money or god knows what! Even when you find the freelancers (I'd say in the minority and only a couple put freelance into their description), they tend to answer in monosyllabic answers which gets real irritating. Clearly they have their phones open somewhere but are doing 10 different times at once.

[Nuttin Serious]

Hi have you taken advantage of the wealth of information on all of the above found here?

If not, here is my contribution: There is a gal near Sukhumvit Soi 7 who dresses like a schoolgirl. Try her.

Also, outside the Thermae bar are some of the hottest gals in Bangkok.

You can thank me later.

100%. You don't always see concise accurate info like this given away.

[Raj Patela]

Ok it sounds like what you are looking for is what I call a hybrid massage shop. This is a place that offers a proper (clean) 1 hour massage (or longer) for a pretty reasonable price (e. G. 300-400 B) and then, if you are a guy, an offer for extras will be made in the final 10-15 minutes. This means that if it's your wife, the offer will not be made, and the massage girl will be happy with payment and a modest tip, while in your case, the handjob / blowjob will be offered for an extra fee (it will range but expect 500 B plus). The one logistical problem will be if you and your wife enter the shop together: the staff will not know if she's OK with it, and they definitely do not want a screaming wife on their hands, so they will probably put you two side by side and not offer any extras. So. One way around this is to enter the shop separately and pretend not to know each other; you will likely be sent to a different area so the offer can be made discretely.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, try the shops on Suk soi 24 near the Starbucks, or almost any shop on Soi 22 with girls sitting outside saying "welcome". In Silom the shops west of Chong Nonsi Station are hybrid. As it's your first time, here are a few tips: don't expect full service, shower before you arrive at the shop, take your underwear off before you put on the massage "pyjamas" that they give you, and of course be a gentleman (the girls are surprisingly modest despite their profession). Enjoy!

The answer is just take an Ugly Provider. No one will Sense anything.

If you do take Extras the shop will have a Laugh. They know what's going on if the Masseuse comes out Grinning ear to ear.

[TKOman]

I am travelling to Bangkok. Thailand next week. This will be my first time and I'll be accompanied by my wife as well. Can someone recommend spa place in Bangkok where I could take my wife for Spa experience and have my share of fun at spa. Please suggest.

Ok it sounds like what you are looking for is what I call a hybrid massage shop. This is a place that offers a proper (clean) 1 hour massage (or longer) for a pretty reasonable price (e. G. 300-400 B) and then, if you are a guy, an offer for extras will be made in the final 10-15 minutes. This means that if it's your wife, the offer will not be made, and the massage girl will be happy with payment and a modest tip, while in your case, the handjob / blowjob will be offered for an extra fee (it will range but expect 500 B plus). The one logistical problem will be if you and your wife enter the shop together: the staff will not know if she's OK with it, and they definitely do not want a screaming wife on their hands, so they will probably put you two side by side and not offer any extras. So. One way around this is to enter the shop separately and pretend not to know each other; you will likely be sent to a different area so the offer can be made discretely.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, try the shops on Suk soi 24 near the Starbucks, or almost any shop on Soi 22 with girls sitting outside saying "welcome". In Silom the shops west of Chong Nonsi Station are hybrid. As it's your first time, here are a few tips: don't expect full service, shower before you arrive at the shop, take your underwear off before you put on the massage "pyjamas" that they give you, and of course be a gentleman (the girls are surprisingly modest despite their profession). Enjoy!