Bogota Reports

[HoyaDay]

I know some have said that SF is ok to walk around at night, I'm going to have to disagree. Unless you can blend in you will be a target. I have been in some pretty bad hoods and I can feel the vibe is not safe. Stick to Uber, it's cheap and comes often. There is also a pretty decent bbq joint beside Troya that was very friendly to me. It was basically just a plate of meat with sauces on the side for 35 k if I remember correctly. I usually waited there for my Uber before I left.

[HoyaDay]

Todays went to Absolut: way too expensive 300 k. The casa is luxury compared to Tantra or Mezzanine but this does not justify the price required.

In the afternoon went to Mezzanine 130 K, quality of girls was low. But it is Sunday?

Out these three options I would rate Tantra first, although it's basic but got a very passionate girl (Nathalie, see my previous report.).

I stayed at B3 hotel on Carrera 15 , well situated close to Andina mall and between hotel and Andina mall a lot of good restaurants within 5 minutes walk in very safe environment. Absolut is 10 minutes walk from hotel, Mezzanine 10 minutes taxi. Tantra 1/2 hour taxi.

Just wanted to add that as I was leaving and walking down the street a guy was giving out flyers for another, don't remember the name but it had a fire on it. I'll give it a try next time and report back.

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks. And am I right that specifically iPhones are a target, even ones a couple years old, so get some kind of cheap Android?

If someone is robbing you then it is not because they see you with a particular phone. No robbers are chilling in the cut only waiting for a person with an iphone 36 xl to walk by.

[Flawless Zeal]

I've bought used ones from gazelle or backmarket. Good cheap way to guarantee.

Thanks. And am I right that specifically iPhones are a target, even ones a couple years old, so get some kind of cheap Android?

[JackTaggart]

Thanks for the encouragement, done, and switched to the Suites.

If I have an iPhone that I can't be flashing around at night, should it be fine to bring it until I buy a local phone when I arrive and then leave the iPhone in the hotel safe until I leave, or should I be buying a backup phone here before I leave?

I've bought used ones from gazelle or backmarket. Good cheap way to guarantee.

[Rocketeer666]

Thanks for the encouragement, done, and switched to the Suites.

If I have an iPhone that I can't be flashing around at night, should it be fine to bring it until I buy a local phone when I arrive and then leave the iPhone in the hotel safe until I leave, or should I be buying a backup phone here before I leave?

I'm also going to buy a back up phone for when I go to the clubs and street viewing, I've seen basic brand new smartphones Xiaomi Redmi going for 70 dollars in Colombia in shops like VOM but I'm sure sure you can get much cheaper basic brands. Any information about that?

Thanks!

[Flawless Zeal]

Do it and don't look back. Hit up Tantra Spa for some day time fun too.

Book it-- as far as SGs or CGs in your hotel-- depends on the girl. How is your character judgement? There are many good girls who just want to work-.

Best to do a quickee to check chemistry. A lot of guys like Teqendama Suites over Hotel Teqendama -Have a good one-.

Thanks for the encouragement, done, and switched to the Suites.

If I have an iPhone that I can't be flashing around at night, should it be fine to bring it until I buy a local phone when I arrive and then leave the iPhone in the hotel safe until I leave, or should I be buying a backup phone here before I leave?

[Rocketeer666]

Such a cool review!

If you happen to be in SF in first week of October let us know via DM.

Thanks!

Here is my report regarding Bogota, Colombia on July 2022.

First, a bit about me. I am not that rich but I do have some money to spend on girls. I get to travel around the world due to my work. See my previous reports on Rio, Brazil.

And Kiev, Ukraine or Lisbon, Portugal. So last July I was visiting Bogota for 8 days due to my work. When I get to a place I like first to test and sample everything and every type of access to working girls to learn how things work differently in each country and city with different vibes from the girls. It wasn't my first time to Bogota, I already*went to Bogota in 2019 before the Pandemic and in 1998 as a young backpacker. I do speak quite good Spanish which helped me much with girls. And when I report I give FULL report.

I was looking more for the longer time connection and not just 30 min fuck and that's it. I wanted girls for a few days or girls for a full night. I do need to confess I have made a mistake, all those Pesos prices with 1 Million for a full night quote sounds really high, but it is actually around $300 USD which is quite low in Europe standards, buts it sounds high. So I did not use enough budget and I could have spent more and get better girls or service. I was also traveling with a buddy who had a lower budget and I didn't want to put him in a vulnerable*mood.

So here is my report:

Place to find girls are divided to those:

Online services: Tinder, Seeking.

Casas / Massage parlours: Like Mezzanine.

Escort service: Eroticas*Bogota or La celectina.

Strip clubs: (My favourite options) Like Fiebre, Atunes, Troya, Lido and more.

Staying:

Usually if you are a Gringo I would suggest for you to stay in Chapinero area (Around calle 94 and more). It is a relatively safer area, with good bars, discos and restaurants. For me, I less favour the northern*part of Bogota for two reasons: 1. It does not feel like an authentic South American place, it looks exactly like any other Western European city. 2. It is quite far from Santa-Fe and all the strip-clubs. Please note Bogota has a huge traffic congestion*problem and riding from Chapinero to Santa-Fe will take 30 min*and waiting for the Uber might take another 10 min. Quite frustrating. Therefore I decided to stay inside the city just next to Santa-Fe in the Tequendama Suits Dot Premium (Please note there are two Tequendama hotels which are 4 min walk between them). This area is less secure and you*need to take care at night (during the day I had no problem walking there, just take regular*precautions from pickpockets), But it is much more authentic, full with people around and very close to Santa-Fe (5 min uber) to the strip clubs. We even walked a few times to Santa-Fe. Remember I speak quite good Spanish.

Hotel Tequendama Suits Dot Premium:

I liked this hotel. 8/10. Big rooms. Huge rooms. Not expensive. Nice view. The breakfast is Ok. Not the best, but very much enough. The good thing is, they did not have any problems with bringing*girls during the day, and at night, after 9 pm you need to*pay 60 k pesos*per additional person which is quite good. I also took a massage in their Spa which was nice. And the location is just near Santa-Fe. It is a strange hotel though. They do have offices inside, and they forgot to bring towels which we had to request many times again to bring towels. Yet, I think it is worth it. Oh, they do insist on registering every girl that comes to the hotel. It is actually something I liked very much. They write down the name and ID of the girl. They don't care if it is an ID card, passport or work*permit from Venezuela. They let everyone get in. I actually like it. If a girl drugs me or steals something at least I have some kind of string to find her.

I never do anything without a condom, even blowjobs I get with the condom on. I prefer to sleep well at night,*so don't ask me about*it. I do like some kinky games, like submissive or dom. But those things are quite rare in Bogota although I did find a few.

Seeking:

A shitty place. The website or the app works really bad and makes it uneasy to work. You need a lot of time to talk with the girls, sometimes they want to meet at a restaurant before and no sex. Basically I think it is a waste of time. I brought three girls from seeking. One was a cute young girl who charged waaay over price, second was very hard to set an appointment*with but she was very horny anyhow she did not look good as in the photos and the last one was actually ugly. My recommendation is not to use it.

Tinder:

I had better luck here. It is basically the same as seeking only much easier to use and much easier to communicate with the girls. Most of the girls are working girls on Tinder (prepagos). If they have a photo in lingerie or swimsuit. It is for sure. After some chat on Tinder you move to WhatsApp. She asks for the offer and then you can meet. Since I speak Spanish I wasn't much afraid of drugs or other things since I did the screening talking to the girl and trying to understand how is her personality is. I did not have any problems with the girls. I always moved to WhatsApp and never only on Tinder. I had a very very bisexul girl from Tinder. A dike on a bike, with lovely tattoos and free spirit. We met two times. The problem was that she worked and did not want to miss her work so she did not have enough time. But she was very sexy, anal, rimming and she even wanted to bring her girlfriend but unfortunately I didn't had enough time. Next time for sure. I paid her 300 k pesos for 3 hours each time.

Casas / Massage parlours:

We took an Uber to Mezzanine street. It was nice. They have like 8 different parlours there, and in each one you had like 4 girls. Some are fair looking, some are ugly. The price is around 150 K for 40 min suck and fuck. I did get some phones number to call the girls to come later to the hotel. I went to a few other places: Loutron: quite sexy girls but high price, around 450 K per hour and 250 k extra fee to take the girl out and then you still need to pay the girl what she wants. Been to a few more casas and don't remember the names but I think it was quite a waste of time. Low number of girls and the places are far away from each other so you waste hours on traffic. The stripclubs in Santa-Fe give much better variety and value per money.

Escort services:

Actually had some nice experiences*from escort services. My recommendation is to use eroticasbogota or lacelestina- which I had good experience with. The prices are higher. 300 k per hour, and 800 k per night. But it is still quite cheap compared to Europe. The photos of the girls are real and the communication via WhatsApp is pleasant. Some even send you photos of the girls with their faces. The photos are always looking better than the girls in reality but the difference is small. Had a brunette, chubby, 7/10 that really liked me and even sent me her CV so I will help her find work. I have a 8/10 blonde girl that works on a webcam and has piercings in her tits, quite skinny. Very sexy but her attitude is not as good as the other*one. I had from another agency an 18 years old cute girl that was very nice.

And now, for the cherry on the icing, the strip clubs in Santa-Fe:

First, I used show around to find some local tour guides in Bogota. One of them took me to Troya club and it was nice. But then I took another girl. She was amazing. She is not a working girl. She charged $10 USD per hour, but she was worth every penny and we booked her almost everyday. So she came with me to Fiebre night club. Actually, since I speak the language I did not really need any local guide, but it is nice to have, and it is more fun. Without the language or a local guide, it might be a bit more dangerous and you might get scammed in the bar and get higher prices and it will be hard to negotiate*with the girls. Anyway, I didn't care to pay. She was fun. She took lap dances for herself too. She brought her friends and we all had fun. We went to dance Salsa together in Galeria cafe de Libro in Chapinero together and she took us to a cool club called 4. 40 to dance. I even took one of the strippers for the whole night, a tall*skinny sexy one to come and dance with us in the clubs, and the lovely tour guide brought her friends and it was a crazy party. We went with the tour guide also up to Monserrate mountain by foot and went down by foot too. I really recommend it since you get a full view of the whole sin-city of Bogota. We had a great tour with her.

Woodman09:

The area in Santa-Fe is quite dangerous, especially at night. I also booked Woodman09 from this forum to give us a walking tour guide in Santa-Fe (BTW, one of the nights also the girl from show around joined us too to the clubs again. Walking around Santa-Fe can be a bit nervous but it is not a s dangerous as you think. At night I took Uber to get from the hotel to clubs and back, but during the day I was walking around and with woodman09 there is no problem at all (the working girls already knew him. I don't like street girls and never get in with a street girl, but it was interesting to walk around and see.

There are many clubs and each one is next to the other so you can walk between the clubs. The prices are around this: 30 k / 40 k for a lap dance. 25 k for a corona beer. 700 k for a full night to take the girl to your place. Some girls ask 800 and some 300. It depends on the day (busy or not) or the hour they leave the club.

Atunes is good from 12 midday*until 4 pm. Then Troya until 10 pm. And then Fiebre from 8 pm until 3 am. I think Fiebre was the best club for me. I tried to see Paisas but it wasn't as good. I had plenty of lap dances in Fiebre and Troya where the girls strip fully nude and let you touch (not like Vegas which is shit). Found a tall sexy girl in Fiebre that moves like a serpent*and was quite intelligent and booked her for 3 nights for 700 k per night from 8 pm until 10 am. She was amazing and we still keep in touch. I just loooove those places.

Until the next time.

Aviv.

[Rocketeer666]

Hey, Fellas I'm going to be in SF for the first time this Wednesday 4 of Oct, I have been to Bogota several times I speak European Spanish and I have local friends but I've never been on the wild side / Mongering so I'll be there by myself until the weekend, Dose someone experienced in the game want to tag along for wingman??

Also, recommendations for budget hotel / motel chica friendly where I can walk to see the Street talent would be great!

Cheers!

[MongerHunger]

Hit the South Stroll. Not a large selection of chicas out but enough. Hung out a bit at the Bar and Club de Tejo and played some pool. Poker Beers 3. 5 k. Afterwards got a haircut across the street at the barbershop under the Monaco building next to JS. Young guys in there giving cuts for 12 k. After the cut I walked up to the corner and looked across the street to the west side and spotted Gabriela in the doorway at the corner. She was a nice short stacked Morena. Nice ass and thighs in some tight shorts. Went over and talked a bit, agreed on 40 k which included room. Went inside and stopped at the booth, paid and Gabriela took the change. We headed upstairs. Room had bathroom and served purpose. She had a nice body and was friendly. She is very business oriented and got straight to it. Nice shaved kitty. CFS. One thing is that she used some white cream as lubricant. I really didn't like it as much because it didn't have a good glide. She likes to rub all over your body while you're doing the deed. I think she is open to BBBJ for a propina. Afterwards cleaned up and headed out. I would repeat but will bring my own lube.

[Carle]

Looking forward to this report. I have only found a few casas up north.

Todays went to Absolut: way too expensive 300 k. The casa is luxury compared to Tantra or Mezzanine but this does not justify the price required.

In the afternoon went to Mezzanine 130 K, quality of girls was low. But it is Sunday?

Out these three options I would rate Tantra first, although it's basic but got a very passionate girl (Nathalie, see my previous report.).

I stayed at B3 hotel on Carrera 15 , well situated close to Andina mall and between hotel and Andina mall a lot of good restaurants within 5 minutes walk in very safe environment. Absolut is 10 minutes walk from hotel, Mezzanine 10 minutes taxi. Tantra 1/2 hour taxi.

[JackTaggart]

I have a job that's hard as hell to take time off (no back-up), but it's opened up this week that I think I can do a long weekend until Tuesday. I've never done mongering abroad (traveled abroad plenty, albeit more so in younger days), but tried to read the forum as best I can, and Bogota seems like the best option these days for a shorter trip coming from the East coast.

Plan is to leave early Saturday (to avoid arriving after midnight Friday), Tequendama for 3 nights (splurge for the junior suite, because why not), probably just sticking with SF clubs (like DaVinci40's report of distinction) to avoid potentially having a wasted night on a FB / SA / Tinder girl ghosting and because I'll be solo, avoid the potential pitfalls of SWers and inviting girls back to the room. Is that overly cautious or limited?

My Spanish (and Portuguese, which I now get confused) was decent 20 years ago, but fairly weak now due to time. Main points I have gleaned from the forum are always watch your drink, use the hotel safe, only use cash and have change, leave anything fancy at home, no shorts / tshirt / sandals, and for phone I'll use my tmobile international plan or go to Claro for a sim card.

Any reason to think this is a bad plan before I book it today?

Do it and don't look back. Hit up Tantra Spa for some day time fun too.

[Woodman09]

I have a job that's hard as hell to take time off (no back-up), but it's opened up this week that I think I can do a long weekend until Tuesday. I've never done mongering abroad (traveled abroad plenty, albeit more so in younger days), but tried to read the forum as best I can, and Bogota seems like the best option these days for a shorter trip coming from the East coast.

Plan is to leave early Saturday (to avoid arriving after midnight Friday), Tequendama for 3 nights (splurge for the junior suite, because why not), probably just sticking with SF clubs (like DaVinci40's report of distinction) to avoid potentially having a wasted night on a FB / SA / Tinder girl ghosting and because I'll be solo, avoid the potential pitfalls of SWers and inviting girls back to the room. Is that overly cautious or limited?

My Spanish (and Portuguese, which I now get confused) was decent 20 years ago, but fairly weak now due to time. Main points I have gleaned from the forum are always watch your drink, use the hotel safe, only use cash and have change, leave anything fancy at home, no shorts / tshirt / sandals, and for phone I'll use my tmobile international plan or go to Claro for a sim card.

Any reason to think this is a bad plan before I book it today?

Book it-- as far as SGs or CGs in your hotel-- depends on the girl. How is your character judgement? There are many good girls who just want to work-.

Best to do a quickee to check chemistry. A lot of guys like Teqendama Suites over Hotel Teqendama -Have a good one-.

[Flawless Zeal]

I have a job that's hard as hell to take time off (no back-up), but it's opened up this week that I think I can do a long weekend until Tuesday. I've never done mongering abroad (traveled abroad plenty, albeit more so in younger days), but tried to read the forum as best I can, and Bogota seems like the best option these days for a shorter trip coming from the East coast.

Plan is to leave early Saturday (to avoid arriving after midnight Friday), Tequendama for 3 nights (splurge for the junior suite, because why not), probably just sticking with SF clubs (like DaVinci40's report of distinction) to avoid potentially having a wasted night on a FB / SA / Tinder girl ghosting and because I'll be solo, avoid the potential pitfalls of SWers and inviting girls back to the room. Is that overly cautious or limited?

My Spanish (and Portuguese, which I now get confused) was decent 20 years ago, but fairly weak now due to time. Main points I have gleaned from the forum are always watch your drink, use the hotel safe, only use cash and have change, leave anything fancy at home, no shorts / tshirt / sandals, and for phone I'll use my tmobile international plan or go to Claro for a sim card.

Any reason to think this is a bad plan before I book it today?

[World Jockey]

Will try now North city clubs, casas, massages for coming days.

Looking forward to this report. I have only found a few casas up north.