Pattaya Reports

[GatorAk]

Day 1.

The night began at Bliss. I had a few drinks with a girl named "Lick" and her friend. Lick quoted me 1500 baht for the bar fine and 4000 baht for ST, and she offered LT for 5000 baht (I think). Seeing her in the lights, I decided to pass.

What bothered me about the Bliss was the constant harassment for drinks. Despite being there for less than 20 minutes and buying drinks 3 drinks each for Lick and her friend, others started approaching for drinks. Bliss was nearly empty around 10 pm, with only three customers that I counted. The pressure to buy drinks took all the fun out.

After Bliss, I intended to go to Windmill but ended up in another gogo in the first alley. I don't recall its name. They were less insistent on drinks, but the lineup was weak. After a few drinks, I finally made it to Windmill, not much to say other than I was able to check the box by visiting. I did get the price. 500 for the room and 4000 for the girl. No thanks.

At this point, I was done with Walking Street and decided to go to 6th Street. I had more fun here, especially at Utopia bar and Toybox. A girl at Utopia wanted to go to the hotel with me. I might take her before my trip ends, but I had too many drinks and was tired, took a motorcycle taxi. I won't do that again; I was afraid for my life with the way they weave in and out of traffic.

[Forty Drinks]

Give soi 6 a try. Go into Butterfly and OMEGA, Toy Box, and maybe Flirt. You may find a few pleasant surprises. For go go bars, try Co Co and Moon go go.

Why won't you People just give in. If he can't find girls to his liking on walk street he surely innit going to find them in Soi 6.

Some attractive whiteys can be found at kelaya bar 66. I think they might require 40 drinks though. In total, not to 1 girl.

Seems more for Groups. Not for Single Hansum Man.

[Banana Boi]

Sapphire, bad. Sensations, bad. Whatsup, gone. Insomnia, shockingly trash

Well at least you knew where to go in 2015. Sapphire, Sensations, Baccara, WhatsUp, Fahrenheit, Happy, Skyfall, and Windmill (for dirty fun) were the prime WS gogo bars in 2015. You won't find any gogo bar like they were back in the good old days. I remember Sensations you had to walk through well over 100 girls just to get in to the bar. There must have been 150-200 girls on many nights. Oddly places like Palace had very few girls the couple of times I visited back in 2015.

[EverythingThai]

I'm in pattaya right now, first trip was in 2015, last trip was back in 2016. So I certainly don't have the experience / hindsight that much older mongers / expats do when they've been / live in Pattaya back in 2008-2015.

I'm not going to complain about prices, that's stupid. Prices will always go up in every mongering country. But I will complain about the lineup, holy hell what a disappointment. I will always love and visit Thailnd, but its hard when you can see how much better it used to be. That doesn't mean other mongering cities can beat it, they can't, but its still a bit sad.

Sapphire, bad. Sensations, bad. Whatsup, gone. Insomnia, shockingly trash (but its been on the decline even in 2016). These used to be my go-to spots for WGs and freelancers. I'm scared to walk into Skyfall to check how bad it has gotten, not to mention any other new go-go. Unfortunately I don't have enough time to scout every hidden gym beer bar or gogo or disco. I'm sure theres still solid talent that can be found.

XS and Palace are the only saving grace for me. Iron, Pinup and Baccara are ok. I will try kink. I didn't like my last visit to Fahrenheit but apparently a lot folks still do.

In summary, I miss the old Pattaya. I don't know if 2015 counts as "old" but there was a lot more quality around. I will still visit obviously, but my smile won't be as wide.

Give soi 6 a try. Go into Butterfly and OMEGA, Toy Box, and maybe Flirt. You may find a few pleasant surprises. For go go bars, try Co Co and Moon go go.

[Rocko20]

I'm in pattaya right now, first trip was in 2015, last trip was back in 2016. So I certainly don't have the experience / hindsight that much older mongers / expats do when they've been / live in Pattaya back in 2008-2015.

I'm not going to complain about prices, that's stupid. Prices will always go up in every mongering country. But I will complain about the lineup, holy hell what a disappointment. I will always love and visit Thailnd, but its hard when you can see how much better it used to be. That doesn't mean other mongering cities can beat it, they can't, but its still a bit sad.

Sapphire, bad. Sensations, bad. Whatsup, gone. Insomnia, shockingly trash (but its been on the decline even in 2016). These used to be my go-to spots for WGs and freelancers. I'm scared to walk into Skyfall to check how bad it has gotten, not to mention any other new go-go. Unfortunately I don't have enough time to scout every hidden gym beer bar or gogo or disco. I'm sure there’s still solid talent that can be found.

XS and Palace are the only saving grace for me. Iron, Pinup and Baccara are ok. I will try kink. I didn't like my last visit to Fahrenheit but apparently a lot folks still do.

In summary, I miss the old Pattaya. I don't know if 2015 counts as "old" but there was a lot more quality around. I will still visit obviously, but my smile won't be as wide.

[Belvaros]

So this Gold Moon bar in TT has mostly 40 plus year old women? Perhaps I'll give it a try to satisfy a fantasy.

A few bars in a row. Most were meh.

[Belvaros]

I think I should apply for a job. However, after the German documentary, they don't want to promote our kind of tourism in Pattaya.




I am heading over to Soi 6 in the next few days. I will report back with any sitings of 40 drinks AKA Raj Patel. His assessment of the talent in soi 6 is soley based on photos in Facebook. If he is on the ground, he needs to actually enter one of the bars to see the full line up. Walking by and making 500 Baht ST offers to random girls just won't cut it.

Any recommendations? I think I will go into flirt or Sweet Bar. These two I have nt experienced yet. If they suck, then Butterfly bar will be next. Any thoughts?

Lots of pretty girls.

Toy box.

Sexy in the City.

Passion.

[Forty Drinks]

Time to vote for post of year or poster of year.

No I'm not voting for Sub, Commander.

This guy is so far ahead it's not even a competition. He is a man above Women so to say. If he were a Cyclist.

[Forty Drinks]

Oh beware all, the prophet of doom and despair has landed (purportedly), name changes and all in the blessed land.

And he has proclaimed, echoing across the room and rooftops, that not all is not good in paradise.

Well, what of that is true?

Once again, he references a youtube video, not any names or photos of his own, nothing verifiable at all offered.

No facts, figures, not even any arguable discounting of other peoples posted reports (with photos) saying she is gone, a fugly, a 5-6 whatever.

Could it be perchance that he is merely still sitting online in his mother's basement?

Ponder that all.

Then remember one man's poison is another man's pleasure.

And that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Or the corollary, what you hold that is attractive, is always that little bit more beautiful than what you don't.

Long may YMMV rule.

Pet Peeve number 88.

Go to any bar any bar I dare you.

Number 1 girl will not look like say number 40 girl.

How do you rate the girl,. By income, how many drinks, Barfines, etc.

Even Honey Massage categorizes Their girls. From ugly ugly ugly to hey from FaR Distance she looks ok. Hahaha.

[EverythingThai]

Sounds like an advertisement from the Tourism Authority of Pattaya.

I think I should apply for a job. However, after the German documentary, they don't want to promote our kind of tourism in Pattaya.

The Soi of Dreams will turn into a nightmare if you don't lower youR expectations.

The Quality on the Soi is as Bad as I've ever seen. Number of said forementioned seems down too.

The end of the month / year / decade Discounts will be as usual from the Bottom of the Barrel type girls.

I am heading over to Soi 6 in the next few days. I will report back with any sitings of 40 drinks AKA Raj Patel. His assessment of the talent in soi 6 is soley based on photos in Facebook. If he is on the ground, he needs to actually enter one of the bars to see the full line up. Walking by and making 500 Baht ST offers to random girls just won't cut it.

Any recommendations? I think I will go into flirt or Sweet Bar. These two I have nt experienced yet. If they suck, then Butterfly bar will be next. Any thoughts?

[Sky Ryder]

I hobbied during the golden days in Chang Ping, China; back then non-Asians like myself were charged more than Asians for the hottest girls because of dick size.

WOW, talk about a blast from the past. I actually lived in Chan Ping for almost two years in 2009-2011. Was the only white guy in my apartment building. KTV's at that time were "off the hook". More than once I had one of the Chinese girls make me go into the bathroom with her (and sometimes 2-3 of the other girls in the room) to see the size of my cock before they would agree (or not) to go back to my room. It was always funny to watch them trying to decide which decision to make. Sometimes, I think it was the desire to try on a waiguo ren cock for the first time and others just wanted something of size. (girth). Many just said "no thanks" and offered to switch seats with the other girls if I had more than one seated. What a glorious time to be a man in a foreign country! Wow!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

The Soi of Dreams will turn into a nightmare if you don't lower youR expectations.

The Quality on the Soi is as Bad as I've ever seen. Number of said forementioned seems down too.

The end of the month / year / decade Discounts will be as usual from the Bottom of the Barrel type girls.

Oh beware all, the prophet of doom and despair has landed (purportedly), name changes and all in the blessed land.

And he has proclaimed, echoing across the room and rooftops, that not all is not good in paradise.

Well, what of that is true?

Once again, he references a youtube video, not any names or photos of his own, nothing verifiable at all offered.

No facts, figures, not even any arguable discounting of other peoples posted reports (with photos) saying she is gone, a fugly, a 5-6 whatever.

Could it be perchance that he is merely still sitting online in his mother's basement?

Ponder that all.

Then remember one man's poison is another man's pleasure.

And that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Or the corollary, what you hold that is attractive, is always that little bit more beautiful than what you don't.

Long may YMMV rule.

[BPalacio]

Feeling a bit less jaded since my first report. Maybe just a bit.

Note: View Talay 6 (Bayview?) is a great choice for lodging. First time here and for the price (about $50 ish a night) it's a real winner. Cleaned everyday and you don't have to deal with the bullshit of signing in your nightly dates. You just have your date leave her ID with the security guy and up she goes. Rooms are a bit dated, though. More than a few things were in disrepair and it's definitely not the Hilton. That being said, for $50 ish a night you can get a pretty spacious apartment with a great ocean view. Girls seemed to more or less like it, too.

23 year old off of TF once again: Asked her ST and she said 1000. Told her I'll pay her 1500 if I Can come in her mouth. "Can", so she was invited over.

Dark Isaan girl much tanner than the white TF profile pics, but she had a banging body and I also more or less just expect all of these girls to be tanner than their pics at this point. Had a scowl on her face and said barely anything from the lobby to the elevator and into the room. She showers and comes out with her towel wrapped around her. Looked pretty great, her attitude less so. Told her time for the towel to come off. Off it went and she's climbs into bed. My cock finds its way into her mouth. Mechanical and uninspired, but did its job and the unit is ready to work. Had her climb ontop for reverse cow girl. Pretty lackluster ride, but pretty spectacular view. Gently turn her for missionary. Much better. Great tits and much better position as I'm in control. Nearly to completion but tell her to flip for doggy. Request is met with an eyeroll and a grumble. Lovely. Going at it in doggy at a vigorous pace as her ass is 9/10, especially for a Thai. She's slightly moaning, maybe partially out of satisfaction but unequivocally expressing discomfort. Considering her attitude, I don't really care and I keep at my pace until completion. Give her 1500 and tell her grab a water out of the fridge if she wants. Didn't end up coming in her mouth, but was more or less satisfied with the sex. Got a message on LINE 5 minutes after she left my room. Couldn't figure out how to get to the bottom floor (I was at the Hilton at this point. Have to go to floor 16 first then take another elevator to level 1). Wordlessly escort her to the bottom floor. Adios.

4/10 - major score inflation because she had an unbelievable body. One of the most starfish-like and mechanical experiences I've had in Thailand. Actually might be one of the worst. Seems like a trend with these girls in their early 20's. Maybe me being in my late 30's is causing some sort of chemistry disconnect.

30 year old girl off of TF: 1500ST with included facial.

Brought this girl to my ST abode at View Talay. A little bit chubbier but I found her curves to be very attractive. Immediately a night and day attitude difference from the 23 year old scowler from earlier. Though just as tan, but at least her TF pictures didn't hide this. Offered her to take anything she wanted from the fridge. She smiled and thanked me sweetly as she took a Fanta from the fridge. She takes a shower and comes out patting down her hair. Off comes the towel without me even telling her. Good girl. We're both under the blanket and she's having a go at my cock ravenously. I fucking love it. Somehow find the restraint to stop her and request she put on a rubber for me. Have her climb ontop and she rides me while kissing me deeply. No ability to restrain myself any longer and I erupt inside her. Well, inside the rubber that's inside of her. She collapses to my chest and starts kissing my neck. I gently let her slip to my side and I throw away the rubber. Kobe. I tell her I'm going to massage her and rub her a bit. She smiles and gives the OK. I work my magic. She is purring and kissing my neck softly in the process of the massage. Check. Yup, she's wet and I guess I'm doing something right. She starts sucking my cock again and tries to put it in her raw. I somehow compose myself and grab her and stop the potential disaster. I kiss her neck and say we'll just cuddle a bit while I grind my cock on her pussy. She giggles and tries to slip it in, but I grab her hand and smile at her. We cuddle a bit as I massage her. She falls asleep. I let her sleep while I massage her for another hourish. It's nearing 2:00 AM and I am tiring myself. Lovely session, but I don't want to fall asleep with her. I gently wake her up and tell her "nong, sorry, brother has to sleep and you have to go". She smiles and pulls me in to cuddle her a little bit more and tries to sleep again. Very cute, but I unfortunately had some obligations in the morning, so I gently raise her up and get her her things. Give her 2000, tell her 500 tip for being a sweetheart. She smiles and thanks me and says to call her again.

9/10 Pretty great and memorable experience. Almost danced with the devil and entered her raw, but luckily had enough sense to stop myself. Saved her LINE as a favorite.

Have a few more fuck tales, but I for some reason can't be bothered to recount all of them. Still have to say a good amount of them were not very satisfactory. It does seem like these girls in their 20's kind of suck attitude-wise. Sometimes their physical beauty makes up for it, but idk, often times their poor attitudes make for quite the bum experience. Outlook on Pattaya less dour than initially, but still believe I will try for a change of scenery the next time I am set to monger. Will probably try to see if I figure out what the Lao scene is like. Should have an advantage being Lao American and being able to speak Lao. Maybe will try somewhere in Africa because those African curves are lovely.

End.

[Explorer8939]

I did my annual visit to Walking Street last night.

The two ladies I was with wanted to go see a man show at a place near the entrance. There were Russian and Brazilian dancers. Exciting for the ladies, I mainly watched the reactions of a waitress to the dancers, lots of side eye from her.

Then on to Skyfall. Not crowded, but a decent crowd. There was one really hot topless dancer, world class.

Last, Windmill. Not jam packed, I got a good seat on the second floor. The ladies were flagging from the drinks, so we went home after I played a bit with the ladies.

[CaliGuy33]

Why carry a wallet in Pattaya?

I leave my important credit cards, wallet and driver's license in my condo safe, and go out with cash in my pockets, along with a Thai bank card, and cell phone. Not too much cash, BTW.

I keep the same stuff in my wallet, as well as a copy of my passport and room key. Extra cards and cash are kept in the safe.