Medellin Reports

[CK465]

Very excited to go to Medellin next weekend. Been doing my research and brushing up on my Spanish and I can say simple short phrases. I'll be staying at Hotel Nutibara for my stay and according to this forum the hotel is guest friendly until 6 PM. Still conflicted if I'll bring a working girl to my room, but I'll make a proper judgement once I get use to the area. I know about Uber, got a private driver number from a friend on a Monger FB group, I'll be meeting up with some members from the FB group down there too. Got World Traverl's monger map. For the most part I think I'm about ready. Just got to play it smart, don't stick out, and enjoy myself.

Still have a few questions though.

Should I get a TSA lock for my main bag? Was wondering if it was necessary.

Should I get a burner here and a sim there or get everything once I'm down in Colombia?

Besides mongering, what other fun activities do you guys suggest?

I know about, Passion, Photo, Miltereroticos, Prepago sites, any other recommendations?

For a lot of these short stay hotels / motels; any reccomendation if I wanted to do an overnight with a girl? Possibly one that allows you to book online?

[JoeRoc]

I think that might be the one nearest Parque Bolivar with the orange bead curtain at the entrance. Share the street address and I or someone else here can confirm for you.

I don't know the street addy. I just know its mentioned on here as a casa with fat girls in Centro LOL.

[GFrosty]

Appreciate the feedback. Been reading these comments and using duolingo for hours as if I'm studying for an exam I can't afford to fail.

At this point, I'm going to bring some Activated Charcoal with me. Although it's Not < a cure, and it's Not < preventative, I've read that in 50 Grams to 100 Grams within minutes of digestion, can somewhat reduce the affects of scopolamine, according to everyone's favorite doctor, ChatGPT. Getting it in those amounts, is tricky as you'd literally have to take 32 to 63 pills of the 1000 MG + bottles within minutes of knowing you've been scoped with water as you fight off a prepaga, which signs obviously include feeling dizzy and about to pass out for no reason. I'd have those amounts easily accessible, take them, then run out of the room immediately if possible.

Hopefully, I never have to test this theory but if you see on the news a monger filled with charcoal in his system, at least you'll all know..

Chatgpt is assuming you took scopolamine pills. They used powder in South America, which means the drug will get into your system very fast and drinking activated charcoal after the fact is pretty useless. You will absorb some of the drug sublingually and through your stomach lining. Activated charcoal is not like narcan, it absorbs the chemical before your body process it. Technically you could eat activated charcoal paste / powder (not the toothpaste version) if you feel like you are about to get drugged. However, it's smarter to remove yourself from that situation.

[NorthernLight]

I have really had a great massage from Lexi which in a independent. She has a nice in-call location close to UniCentro in Laureles. I did the 90 minute which did include full service and BBBJ on the flip.

I think you first wrote about Lexi. Thank you. Because of your report, I had two fantastic sessions with her last August.

But since October, she stopped answering messages. Yesterday I had a massage with Stefany. I noticed the address is same as Lexi's. I asked about Lexi. She said girls had a lot of issue with Lexi because Lexi gave additional free of charge so clients expect other girls to provide the same service. Lexi doesn't works there any more.

By the way, Stefany's cuerpo to cuerpo masaje is very sensual with final feliz, but no additional. I recommend her (search conquistadores in Erotic masaje section of mileroticos), even though no where near Lexi's level.

[Exoticspirit]

Just wondering for mongering at the casas like New Life and Loutron as well as at the clubs like Fase Dos and La Isla, how are Sundays? I figure there would be fewer girls at these establishments but would there be enough selection still to warrant staying in Medellin over a Sunday or should I just use that day as a travel one?

[Huacho]

I'm not going to bother to translate everything you said because the first translation came out to be:

Quieres que te mame la cuca? Do you want me to suck your cock?

And it does mean that, in several Spanish speaking countries. Just not in Colombia where it means pussy. Just like you don't want to wear a fanny pack in Australia. That's where your translator will fall short and maybe get you shot. Put the word "pinche" through your translator. Does it say dumbass like in México, or does it say cheapskate like in Perú, or does it say kitchen assistant like in Spain? 'Coger' is a good word that your translator will get you into a lot of trouble with.

[Huacho]

-Does anyone know why anyone on the face of the planet would knowingly accept the ATMs conversion rate and lose 5+% as opposed to declining the banks conv rate?

It has been proven over and over on this board that it's extremely hard to fix stupid.

[Huacho]

Except coger means to fuck in Mexico. In Colombia it means the same as agarrar, usually people use it to say they are taking the bus "voy a coger el bus" or "coja un taxi" etc. In Colombia the word they use is culear (and no it doesn't mean anal or Butt sex it means sex without emotions). Quiero culear contigo is how you would tell someone you want to fuck them in Colombia.

Coger means fuck in a lot of places, Argentina and Paraguay for example. In Spain and apparently (maybe) in Colombia, it means to grab or take hold of. In Cuba it means to play catch with a baseball. This kind of stuff is why I scoff at Google Translate. In Argentina this puta posted that she was looking for "ready horsemen. " I am pretty sure she put in "listos caballeros," and wanted "smart gentlemen. " Listo / a with estar means ready but listo / a with ser means clever, smart, intelligent, etc.

Another issue these translator dudes will run into is that the chicas can't spell cat if you spot them the see and the tee.

[Robert B]

When I left MDE last December, exit Immigration was using the BioMig scanners to the right of the normal Immigration booths.

Same here. When entering at Jose Maria you need to wait in the immigration line but leaving Colombia I've used the BioMig scanner twice now.

[Knowledge]

The immigration agents are using it to speed up the line on exit only. It's not available to foreigners for entry.

Are you saying you as a foreigner used Biomig at the airport in Rio Negro?

[Knowledge]

I think that might be the one nearest Parque Bolivar with the orange bead curtain at the entrance. Share the street address and I or someone else here can confirm for you.

Fellow mongers,

I've bought the Medellin map from worldtraveler but still can't find the Casa named "Dulce / Dulce Campaas" that's been mentioned on this board. Its the casa that everyone says has fatties. Can someone provide a specific location on where to find it? Are there other casas with plus sized women? I'm looking for women with big booties.

[Gabacho]

When I left MDE last December, exit Immigration was using the BioMig scanners to the right of the normal Immigration booths.

They should still give you an exit stamp on your passport tho. Not having an exit stamp could potentially cause problems when going to enter other countries. I remember reading a travel blog where a dude had said he was in Brazil and tried to enter Guyana but they wouldn't let him in without an exit stamp from Brazil. So what if you were flying from Medellin to Guyana and then when you get there the Guyanese immigration will be like oh I can't enter because you don't have an exit stamp from Colombia??

[CatBert55]

Are you saying you as a foreigner used Biomig at the airport in Rio Negro?

When I left MDE last December, exit Immigration was using the BioMig scanners to the right of the normal Immigration booths.

[Orgasmico]

- No Passport exit visa stamp this trip. The airport has gone to a Biomig passport and facial scanner so checkin was a bit quicker than it used to be.



El Mechanico.

Are you saying you as a foreigner used Biomig at the airport in Rio Negro?

[Gabacho]

I'm not going to bother to translate everything you said because the first translation came out to be:

Quieres que te mame la cuca? Do you want me to suck your cock?

No judgement of course. I saw earlier how it's important Translate to Spanish, then Translate the Translation back to English. Wonder how girls (or guys, again no judgement) react.

Anyways, what I'm doing is thinking of all possible vulgar and profane phrases and questions I can think of that makes me sick even having to type them out in a word document, Translating them, then saving them in a note app on my phone. Google Translate App also has a saved search phrase that should do this as well, but having a backup should help.

Since I'm posting again, is there a place comparable to Scandallo in Sao Paulo, which has been described as one of the 8 wonders of the world, where do the "gustos" or high GPS stunners hang out in MDE to be found?

Maybe you should do more research before blindly trusting In Google Translate.