Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?

We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?

Any recommendations highly appreciated!

What is so difficult about the question? Would it be difficult if the waitress at the restaurant asked you? Nobody in Pattaya cares about this. There is no satisfying response. They are just making small talk. I would tell them yes and she say I can only give lady 1000 baht.

[KilledSoul]

Depends on the situation. If you want to fuck them, or fuck them again, tell them no I am not married and do not have a girlfriend. You will get better service. If you want them to go away tell them you have a wife and many girlfriends. Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.

Happened to me in Medellín with a college age FB girl. She asked if I have a GF. To not sound like a loser, I told yes I have one. First she judged me pretty bad and then gave a lackluster response experience.

I guess the best response would be to say, I got out of long term relationship and looking for love. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

https://www.facebook.com/WrathBarPattayaSoi6

Healthy Girl on right. 1 day posted.

Never seen her before.

Looks legit 2,000 or if worse comes to worse-40 drinks. LOL. Sorry if I ruin the Market Guys.

Seriously? I wouldn't fuck any of them even for free.

These are the only 2 current girls from that bar I would pitch max 1200 + 400 room + 1 drink. I was chatting with another ISGer last night about learning to up your game amidst all the price hikes from Soi 6 girls. My recommendation.

1. Go to 7-11 buy a cheap bottle of beer. Rise your mouth with it and put some all over your clothes. Keep and carry the bottle with you. Also buy a small chocolate candy bar (revealed why later).

2. Go to ATM and fill your wallet with lots of 1000 baht notes. Preferably at least 20-30 1000 baht notes in your wallet.

3. Now walk up and down Soi 6 pretending to be drunk carrying your beer bottle in one hand while groping on all the girls with your other hand.

4. Intentionally slur your speech. And when the "a girl" tries to pull you in, tell them you have "no money. ".

5. Then flash open your wallet real quick, so she can see it's loaded with cash and that your are "drunk. ".

6. Do this to at least 10-15 bars on your first stroll up Soi 6. Don't forget to burp a bunch and sing to yourself.

7. By the time you hit Beach Road, all the girls you flashed your wallet and cash to will have told the other girls that you are an easy target and drunk. Your will be labeled as the stupid drunk guy with tons of money in your wallet of Soi 6.

8. At Beach Road, run into the bathroom of that shitty pizza place that offers a free flimsy Magherita pizza with any pizza purchase and then hide your money in your socks, only leaving 2000 baht in the wallet.

9. Make a second stroll down Soi 6 backwards and see how many more girls approach you.

10. Settle on one who is better looking and more expensive and while still pretending to be drunk, tell her you only want to drink more and go upstairs with her and maybe bang real fast and then fall asleep.

11. Buy her a drink and you one too. Then tell her to go upstairs for 1000-1200. And afterwards you will want to get more drunk and buy her many drinks. Many many many drinks. Make sure you only say "many" 3 X and no more than 3 X.

12. Go upstairs and do your thing and bang the lying hell out her and yourself.

13. When you are done. And she is showering herself from the filth and bed bugs. Take out your chocolate and wipe it on your underwear.

14. Tell her you have Montezuma's revenge from eating those chicken heart skewers and you need to go.

15. Pay her only 1000 and get out of dodge fast. Tell her your will come back tomorrow and buy her many many many drinks.

16. And next time when you do come back. Draw either a porn mustache on your face or a red dot on your forehead. Pretend that you have an alcoholic twin bother and you have no idea what these girls on Soi 6 are talking about owing girls drinks.

Just my 2 pesos on how to land the more expensive Soi 6 girls for cheaper. Greed is a mf-ker.

[AggieDad1]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?

If you are not used to traveling to Asia then plan on taking it easy the first couple of days. The jet lag can be a real *****. Also if you take any kind of sleep medication on the plane to help you sleep take it easy drinking that first night. Not fun waking up in the hallway in your underwear locked out of your room. But the hotel staff has seen it all so they can be really nice about it. I love Asia myself, but it is not for everybody. Pace yourself and try not to over do it. The shear number of bars and doable women can be overwhelming. If Pattaya is not for you there are other places in Thailand that are a little more laid back. Good luck.

[PayForIt]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?

You will be in heaven. I'm European and am used to paying €200-€250 per hour for a decent 7 or 8 looking girl. In Thailand you will get a LOT of sex for that €250! As you are retired age and like some experience 100% you should be checking out all of the gents clubs. Fantastic fun. A lot of public nudity by the girls and great facilities for next to nothing. Strip pool competitions (8 ball then your balls!) and you will have more threesomes than you ever dreamed of for less that $60!

I'm there but only for 9 days end of March / early April. Feel free to PM me if you want to hook up. Trust me, I've mongered the World over and once you've experienced the Male Disneyland of Pattaya you'll be addicted too.

[Explorer8939]

Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.

That is mostly, but not 100% true. Not counting the ladies who have Tomboys (there's a lot).

Maybe 10% of bargirls are constantly on the lookout for a young Farang boyfriend with money (also known as a "unicorn" and so avoid Thai men.

Another 10% just want to make money and avoid getting involved with a "boyfriend".

How do you know if a bargirl has a boyfriend? The leading indicator is that they are broke, in spite of obviously making money in the bar. Thai men are expensive in Pattaya.

[Luis2]

My first pattaya trip in a few weeks. Have contacted a few thaifriendly ladies, none 20-30 year range because I'm retired range and like a bit of experience. Someone mentions he would not take any wrath bar girls for free. About half look doable to me. Usa can be sex prison. I'm in large city and probably half avalible ladies $200 and less have drug issues and nicer ladies have GPS for $300-500. I also do mexico and best place is Hong Kong club tijuana. But even that has become $100 to ladies,$30 barfine, room. $12-30 for 1 lady drink and probably covered blow job and posible starfish sex. Looks like many fun loving, decent looking ladies in soi 6 bars and other pattaya areas for 1500-2000 baht and small barfine and $4-5 lady drinks to interview. 2-3 weeks in pattaya,1 session everyday all in for less than 3000 baht, will I be disappointed or in heaven?

[MartinFlevo]

Pattaya is a big noisy smelly city. It used to be great for having sex. But that's over now.

Pinup / XS and Palace are the only Agogos who are still making BIG money.

Tantra, Baccara, Windmill and a few others are doing oke.

The rest? Struggling.

Pattaya IS busy for sure. But its not the precovid tourist anymore. Families, friends, couples. Restaurants and hotels should be doing just fine. But the adult nightlife is having a hard time.

[Allover]

I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.

At least they were upfront with you about being a ladyboy. Beats them telling you after they arrive at your hotel.

[NRandom940]

I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.

What do you mean undercover?

[Mr Enternational]

How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?

We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?

Any recommendations highly appreciated!

Govt officials think Songran brings in Billions of Baht. The whole Planet wants more. LOL. Hahaha.

Who are we to say they are misguided.

Remember all the Yacht people who showed up on command. Facetecious here.

[Explorer8939]

How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?

We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?

Any recommendations highly appreciated!

Never say you are married or have a girlfriend.

Period.

[AggieDad1]

How do you guys deal with question from Freelancers asking: If you (the guy) are married or if you have a GF or not?

We are paying for good experience from them, what should be appropriate response to satisfy these girls?

Any recommendations highly appreciated!

Depends on the situation. If you want to fuck them, or fuck them again, tell them no I am not married and do not have a girlfriend. You will get better service. If you want them to go away tell them you have a wife and many girlfriends. Remember, they all have boyfriends or husbands.

[Forty Drinks]

I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.

Looks articulate. Even well done I'd pass due to unnaturally unnatural.

[ElMexicant]

I messaged what I thought was a cute girl on TF. "How much short time?" (nothing else). She proceeds to send me nudes with a cheap ass price. What the heck is going on with these undercovers in the wrong section? Well at least you guys know I go for girls in their 20's and not anything older.