Kerala

[LuckyGuyChennai]

El,

You are rocking in every thread. Awe some exp.

Waiting for u'r 3rd encounter exp.

"Agents" and Consistency

Ernakulam is the mainland, and access to Wellingdon Island, .

[Expert Linguist]

"agents" and consistency

ernakulam is the mainland, and access to wellington island, and that is where we stayed, at the t** m***ar (i am learning the technique here). after almost two weeks on the "road" and spending nights at small wayside places it was worth enjoying for the three days we planned to explore the cochin area, explore not just the glorious features of this part of kerala but also active mongering. we had enjoyed the women we had met on the trip far too much to go slow. my obvious curiosity was to go looking for beer belly's masseuse ameetha. when i made discreet enquiries, i discovered (not surprisingly) that beer belly had not only convinced the woman to go to america but had also worked furiously to get her the work visa as a professional physical therapist. however, the effort to discover the woman led us into the curious ways of the "agents" in kerala.

the first day (morning after we arrived) another masseuse at the spa where ameetha had worked gave my friend a number to call, when he told her what we were really looking for. our driver meanwhile did his own little socializing and got us two more numbers. since my friend did all the actual negotiating, we were hoping to keep from getting ripped off as foreigners often find. the whole system here is a maze. we got passed on from one guy to his "superior" and then to another, till we finally were able to arrange for two classy educated women to spend the time with us from dinner time to after breakfast. our driver was told where they would be and since we had not seen the women it was also agreed that we would pay 1k in advance, and if we did not like the women they could be dropped back and the money returned.

our driver brought two gorgeous women, and like excited teenagers having their first time experience my friend and i actually tossed a coin to decide which of us would choose first. this got the women cracking up in laughter when we told them about it over dinner. the hotel staff did not raise an eyebrow since the women showed plenty of class, and even though i felt that they probably were regulars at the hotel. my friend thought that i was wrong. as i said in one of my very early reports about kerala, we had a terrific night. the woman i was with was gfe at 11 on a scale of 10. when we all met for a rather late breakfast, shortly before it closed next morning, i could see that a truly nice time was had by all by the expressions of pure satisfaction. the outlay was a surprisingly low 10k each.

first day's lessons: be prepared to be tossed around by "agents" if you want somewhat upscale women. be upfront with what you are looking for and what you would be willing to pay. have a known intermediary if possible (our malayalee driver was perfect) to find the first level "agents" for you. that way your "ability to pay" is not exposed before hand.

the second day we did some "business related" work for my friend and after lunch at kayee's, cochin's famous biryani place, we met with the next "agent". this fellow told us that his boss had a houseboat with four "luxury cabins" and we could do a cruise for five hours, and have a selection from five or six women. the whole thing with food, beverages (no alcohol is served on the boats) and ficky-fick for the duration would be 8k each. we decided to go for it and got to the docking area which was not very far from the hotel and then set off, ostensibly to see the cochin scenes from the water, having dinner at about 7.30 and then getting into the privacy of the cabin. it was well furnished (almost 4-star style) and even though it had an air-conditioner, we did not use it. the food they served was all kerala style an the prawn dishes were excellent. the girl was young, a lot younger than my usual but well above 21. she did not speak much english but we communicated well enough for the sessions, almost gfe overall and as was the case everywhere always used protection, but also enjoyed the daty and bbbj. it was a nice experience, with the boat's movements making the whole ficky-fick activities rather different. the whole transaction was without any hassles, no bargaining and the tip i gave the girl was probably doubling her take. for what was effectively a two hour private session that was well worth it.

second day's lessons: whatever you may hear from the boat-operator's unions, there is plenty of mongering opportunity on these houseboats. "agents" hang around the various tourist and travel outlets around mahatma gandhi road and make discreet "noises" to find out if one is interested. finally, you are treated really like a king by the girls on those cruises and the food is exquisite. and before i forget, do not miss a visit to kayee's for their non-veg biryani. anyone will tell you how to get to this fifty-year old "institution".

on the third day we went around ernakulam and then took a trip to kaladi, where my friend wanted to go meet his relatives. the new cochin airport (well new if you do not know that flights landed earlier on the naval base airstrip) has some hotels in its proximity and when we stopped at the hotel a**d, our driver was approached by a "tout" to find out if we wanted some entertainment. my friend decided to give it a try and we set off about six miles into the hinterland to a kind of farmhouse. there the tout did the introductions and left, leaving my friend to negotiate the terms with a madam chewing raw areca nut shavings. for 3 k st we chose a girl each and were shown to a room with fairly comfortable but basic facilities, with a very clean bathroom. as everywhere else, the washing routine we had already got used to, and the various girls we has done on this part of our journey (young and middle aged) seemed to have gone to the same "prep school" from the commonality of their hygiene techniques. overall it was decent experience here, with fair value for money. my friend's girl was probably more versatile than mine but i guess ymmv.

third day's lessons: "agents" know what you want, and leave the non-mongers alone. women we met through agents were all very cooperative. with 80% of the money paid being earned by the girl, i guess it would be so. the girls seemed to get into this on their own, so you may find the "inventory" changes every day.

in the final section i will write about our experiences with "independent" women. these were in kumarakom, thiruvanathapuram, and kovalam.

[Expert Linguist]

Yes, indeed. You will read about that in my report above this one.

El Are agencies that will arrange House boats with some beauties if money is no issue.

[Margaritaville]

El Are agencies that will arrange House boats with some beauties if money is no issue. I noticed that you mentioned "Provider Agents" or maybe I just need to wait for your full report.

Thank you for your kind comments, Santa, Kuttapan and Xper. Since I am leaving for Kuala Lumpur this evening I have been under some time pressures. I will be placing the other two sections of my Kerala explorations on Sunday evening, Malaysian time this weekend. WOW in bold capitals is right, Kerala is simply terrific. Cheers.

P.S. : The West Coast highway is NH17, which I may have typed NH47 in my notes.

[Expert Linguist]

Thank you for your kind comments, Santa, Kuttapan and Xper. Since I am leaving for Kuala Lumpur this evening I have been under some time pressures. I will be placing the other two sections of my Kerala explorations on Sunday evening, Malaysian time this weekend. WOW in bold capitals is right, Kerala is simply terrific. Cheers.

P.S. : The West Coast highway is NH17, which I may have typed NH47 in my notes.

This is something I will be exploring my self on the next visit...WOW!!!

[Luck7]

Hurray EL,

I am damn eager to read the balance material ; no patience left over with me please make the report complete at earliest.

I will try top mountain hard to monger a day with you and hope that you will really be my friendly mate ; bro don;t worry i will not put my material cost on you. Hope my dream to meet and travel a mongering day with you soon.

Very Well done in the report i still remember each and every word of your report and inspite of being long. Any foolish guy will only leave the report reading half a way.

bye and take care (keep posting such a diamond reports pls.)

This report has been in draft for a few weeks now but
In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

[Kuttappan]

This is something I will be exploring my self on the next visit...WOW!!!

Only at Cannanore and Calicut did we have to wait about an hour for women to be made available. There was no such wait anywhere else.

In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

[Xper 1]

This report has been in draft for a few weeks now but I wanted my friend to have a look before publishing it ...

I am classifying it in three parts. First is activity involving truck-stops on NH47. Second would cover provider agents, and the third would be independents....

The women said that they do not take on more than two customers a day, so I guess there must be many women who use the same hutch during the day being ferried by the truck drivers or someone else.

In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

Bravo! EL! What a vivid field report.It gives a feeling to reader that he is actually at the scene of action. Eagerly awaitng the remaining parts.

Keep the flag flying.

Xper 1

[Expert Linguist]

This report has been in draft for a few weeks now but I wanted my friend to have a look before publishing it. He said that he would like to "sanitize" it somewhat to "protect the innocent" and I needed his help to get the spellings of the places right also. So here goes ...

The Kerala trip was primarily intended for exploring the rain forests and help my friend to decide on some investments in agricultural areas. This gave both if us an enormous opportunity to travel the Indian roads starting from Hubli in Karnataka to Thiruvananthapuram in Kerala, criss-crossing the hills by going up from the coast and then coming down the other side, and then going the other way after a few hundred kilometers. It was a fascinating journey. However, mongers here do not care less if it was that way or otherwise, if I do not cover mongering and what Kerala offers. I am classifying it in three parts. First is activity involving truck-stops on NH47. Second would cover provider agents, and the third would be independents. Kerala is remarkably active, and the women absolutely terrific. It is also surprisingly inexpensive in many ways.

Truck stops: We have heard folks here talk about "diamonds in the rough". For an average of 1.2K we got a two hour session with some of the most gorgeous rustic women. The places we stopped off for these hobbies were Bekal, Charuvattur, Pappiniseri, Cannanore, Tellicherry, Calicut, Ponnani and Chavakad on the route to Ernakulam after we entered Kerala north of Kasargod. The truck stops are at those "restaurant-resthouse" kind of places that are just outside of these little towns, and the manager of the place usually directs you to the hutch location a little away from the Highway NH47 into the village.

You do have a choice of women averaging in age from about 20 to 35, looks ranging from 5 to 8 on the 10 point scale and all with very attractive assets, covered only with a thin "mundu". All the women we met were of dusky complexion and most of them had never been married. They were all very clean, always well bathed and neatly presented and had nice long hair down to their mid-back. Private areas were very clean to make DATY enjoyable.

Typically the session starts with a real nice bath in a thatched enclosure with large pails of hot water. The woman would actually bathe you (getting to examine the family jewels in doing so) and start the arousal process as she disrobes and washes herself, with or without your help. Once this is done, they give you a choice of drink, with tender coconut water or an arrack cocktail, and some snacks. The Kerala style "chaaya" is always available. The sex is whatever both find enjoyable, there were no number of pops limitations and everything was acceptable except "pain". Also definitely take their no for a no. Sex was always with condoms, though most women accepted DATY and BBBJ with pleasure. They also offer you a bath after you are done, and take a proper one themselves. There was never any rush, always a desire to try what you request and they always expressed gratitude for getting extra money as tips. They said that their take is about 75% of the money we pay, but they keep all of the tips. We also had to pay for all the food and beverages.

They do not like to be photographed. Some of them spoke English, though all of them understood what we wanted. The women said that they do not take on more than two customers a day, so I guess there must be many women who use the same hutch during the day being ferried by the truck drivers or someone else. Only at Cannanore and Calicut did we have to wait about an hour for women to be made available. There was no such wait anywhere else.

In the next section I will cover the agents based activity, which we started exploring when we got to Ernakulam.

[Cybram]

Hey dude

Thanks for the contact.

But the guy could not help me in tvm due to lack of time to arrange. As I said I had only one day in the weekend. So it was either I travel to cochin or forget it.

Somethings happening in life which is causing me to be inactive in general. Will post as soon as I have somethign solid to write home about

Keep in touch

Cyb

[Play Pal]

Mallu girls may be lagging behind north indian chicks with respect to body shape and colour. Also they take a long time to open up.

Once I had a an acquintance with this keralite nurse , it took a while and lot of effort to convince her to come out of her cocoon. But once she was into it, she turned out to be so spicey in bed. I would indeed rate her as one of the best I ever had.

And yes, without taking sides, I would agree that I have found Bengali women to be as terrific "company" as girls from Kerala.

[Kuttappan]

Hello Slov, I was wondering how it go for your friends in Kerala. Were they able to score anything, was I any helpful? I appreciate the feedback.

[Expert Linguist]

Will post it this week. I was in Bombay for the past four days and was using someone else's computer for my access. Did give senior pals Santa and UniDen a brief about my Kerala experiences, but will publish it soon. My apologies for the delay.

EL , I am eagerly awaiting your much awaited KL report for more inputs.

[Inblr01]

Kerala has much to offer, pl do not get discouraged. Pl scan New Indian express classifies and you will get atleast 4-5 number for Kochin.Put some efforts by dialing that numbers.

You get better stuff specially non-indians on beaches at Trivandrum as per my friend inputs, though never traveled that city.

EL , I am eagerly awaiting your much awaited KL report for more inputs.

Any one got any news to share?

[Foreign Indian]

Looks like the Kerala forum is dying as there does not seem to be any MP actionhere or non that is worth writing about. I too have tried a lot without succes. I travel to and from Cochin and Trivandrum regulary.

Any one got any news to share?