Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Jetjo776]

Hi all,

Greetings from Dubai! I'm in town for a mates birthday before we head off to Hong Kong to meet up with our wider party, wanted to drop a quick report on my past few days activities for anyone who may find the information useful.

First up. Poseidon.

I've been to BKK a number of times and never made it to this place, but me and my mate were itching to check it out as, who knows, these things may be going the way of the dodo and wanted to see it before we lost the chance. We went up stairs to the first floor where co-pilot locked on immediately to a short haired 30's looking girl with a mile wide smile, and this was before we were even sat down and offered a drink! That was fast. Off he went while I took a seat and got a beer to talk to my greeter and get the low down.

She explained the split, ranging from (and I've a shit memory so consider these as approximations) 3,200 to 3,600. A couple smiled and waved at me while we were talking but as it was around 3:30 in the afternoon, and a huge group of Japanese just swept through taking about 10 girls upstairs already, pickings were thin. Apparently it's was some holiday in Japan so loads are in town to vent their sexual frustrations. I ask about upstairs "models" and she sends me to the lift. Aside from a shit memory, I'm also horrible with accents so I THINK she told me 10th floor. I go up to an empty floor, have a look around to no avail, maybe think 11th and go up to that floor, nope. I then go back down to 1, but accidentally get off at 4 (I'm like mister bean at this point) when a couple of punters get in the lift looking glassy eyed. I ask the two girls in the lift lobby wtf I'm supposed to be going and one of them escorts me down to the 'model' level.

Again I take a seat, order another beer and sit with the greeter who goes over the numbers again. It was two tiers of 4 k, and there was 2 girls sitting at the bar who were 6+k. Now, maybe I'm also going blind but. None of these model types looked any better than the girls downstairs, except for the 6 k girls. One of them looked like some slight pixie from a hentai, thin but super shapely with a stunning face. I immediately ask about her, and the greeter calls her over for a chat. We sit and talk about enough to establish she speaks enough english for me, and confirm I'll take her. We go over to the cashier and settle up and up we go to our room. I asked her name, and she told it to me, and I'm like yup. Need to remember this for ISG. Do I remember the name? No. I'm useless. Anyway,

The room has a big bathtub and bed, with a couch in the corner. She calls some attendant who then comes and starts the bath while she undresses me and starts on a pretty limp wristed massage. Once the water is at a high enough level, she moves me over to the bathtub and starts a very pleasant rub down. Her body is fucking outstanding! I'm full masted in a heart beat, which gets a lot of soapy attention, she then washes the soap off and moves between the legs for a BBBJ. It was. Nice, but I'm not giving her any awards. The follow up tit-fuck was more my speed, if nothing else, because I got to watch it! At this point, She moves around to my back and finishes soaping me and washing me off and motions me to stand up. At this point, I'm having visions of slipping, hitting my head, and dying, wondering how this is going to be explained to my next of kin.

Making it to the bed, safely, she towels me off and I tell her it's my turn, and lay her body down to properly give her some attention. Alas, super ticklish, facial hair, mehhhhh. It's a disaster. I can't kiss or really even touch her without squeals and seizure like reactions. Fuck.

Whatever, I lay down, she goes for the worlds smallest condom (Honestly, I'm no heavy weight but what the fuck), wraps me up and proceeds to give me the most pathetic ride I think I've ever had. I roller her off me, turn her around into a spoon and take a bit of control of the situation and was, thankfully, able to finish after a couple of different positions. I think these girls service a lot of Japanese as she sounded like those girls in the jap porn, basically like I was killing her in a high pitch, not very sexy way. How I was able to finish, I'm not even sure as I was pretty over the experience at that point. She asks if I want massage and 2nd round and I declined, got dressed and went downstairs to have another beer and wait for my friend.

His report, in typical macho style, was - 'Oy mate she fucked me like yer mom! Wet and sloppy!' he's such a twat.

Second up. Mitu.

After RTFF and seeing the report about Nuru at Mitu, definitely wanted to check that off the list as I've never had the pleasure of it. I'm thinking this may need a booking so call and book the next morning session and head down with my mate again. We arrive and are presented with an ipad with all these girls, she selects the two. This time, because I can reference the website to jog my memory, I've got names! Hinata and Shiho. I let my mate pick first, because I'm such a nice guy, and he picked Hinata which was definitely the better looking of the two, but I'm ok with Shiho. She then flicked over on the ipad to show us a bunch of japanese censored porn picks to show example of the services. Nice touch.

We have a seat and they bring out some water and these little bottle of Lipovitan-the. I cracked one open and gave it a try and jesus fuck, it was horrible. Put it down and tried desperately to wash the taste out of my mouth. My girl came down first and we headed upstairs.

Room is divided in half, one area being the wet area and the other being a bed. Was pretty decent, from a quality stand point, so I'm happy. She starts with a good soapy shower where she worked all the nooks and crannies, she showers herself and I assist with all the nooks and crannies again and I must say, despite being a bit of a butter face, she's got a fantastic body. Super tight, perfectly proportioned, I'm pretty ok with this. Her english was good, she was chatty and friendly, and very playful. So far so good!

Once all showered she gets the mattress down and starts preparing the nuru gel and gets the mattress well coated and has me slide up on my stomach. I rest my head on a towel at the top of it and she goes to town. I can't even begin to describe what happens next but let's just say I learned a few things that day. Nuru is edible. It's tasteless. It's odorless. It's water soluble. It's basically the perfect sex lube! The shit she did. Well this time I had absolutely no problem finishing.

After this, she washed me and everything else down and then we headed to the bed for a fairly good massage and into a pretty standard round two, which again, I finished quite easily. She really is a sexual star. Was tight, energetic, beautiful body, and played the part of being really into it convincingly. I gave her a nice tip and came downstairs around the same time my mate was as well, bang on 90 minutes.

My mates report was uncharacteristically polite, saying he's now reset the bar for erotic pleasure (paraphrased, he's still a twat). The mamasan made a point of calling him "ohh you naughty man! To which he just blushed. He actually blushed! I'm not quite sure wtf happened in that room but it was certainly an experience I guess!

Third up. Snow White.

My mate flew out early AM but I've still got a day so I wanted to try an oily FS, as this is what I'm used to in Dubai and prefer. The soapies and nuru are interesting options, but my perfect sexual encounter is. Good looking girl, FS to start, followed by amazing oil massage, ending with another FS. It's a lot to ask for as it's a bit like asking a plumber to be a good electrician and model as well, but hey, we all aspire to great heights.

Anyway, I head in and there is about 8 girls on staff. Quite a few of them are smiles and waves, but all look on the much older side then I'm used to for a FS joint (again, Dubai standards here). The mamasan recommends one who has a pretty face and a big smile and. Dare I say, an ass?! I love a great ass so happily agree, her name is Sunny. (Post trip note, I RTFF pretty far back and realize she's a well reviewed girl, so I'll cut out the details and agree with the previous post. Some kid destroyed her small tits, and her stomach still retains baby damage, but god damn that ass and those legs.).

Started with soapy shower with a long and nearly climactic BBBJ in the shower. The shower alone was worth going back for! She used me as a loofah and was just hot as hell. We moved to the bed and into FS very quickly, made it from mish to dog before finishing in big style. She's got OK massage skills and kept scooching her vj against me as she massaged, which got me back up amazingly fast and in to a very long second round. I'm not usually an A-levels kind of guy but she convinced me, and lubed her ass up. She laid down on her stomach and I entered the backdoor straddling her and you know what? I may now be an a-level guy, what heaven! I finished again and we both lay there panting for a few before showering and heading out.

Fourth up. Some shit hole hole in the wall near my hotel.

I don't remember the name of the place as I don't even think it had a name. It had some darker skinned girl out front with braided pig tails and I just couldn't resist. I can find it on a map and give more details if anyone is actually interested, but yeah. I wouldn't be. Fairly traditional set up, beds with curtains separating, but I was only one there. Opted for body scrub and aromatherapy for 900 (2 HR), all of which was on one of these beds. After the scrub, which was nice enough, I had to shower myself (the indignity), and then the massage was fairly pathetic with no tease at all. Upon flip, and after she's finishing up on the last leg, I figure if I'm going to salvage this, I need to be proactive. I point to junior and make the universal sign for communal love, happiness, and general well-being (jerk off), and she nods, moves in between my legs far from where I could get my hands on her if I wanted to, lubes me up enough with oil to get me at attention, and cranks one out, dutifully. No haggling, which is good I guess? I do a better job though.

So, overall, 2 out of 4 experiences were great! Not bad, not bad.

I've got one day left and am considering Eden, but also want to look for my sweet spot of decent looking girl, FS, amazing massage. RTFF and it looks like Savannah may be that, but not FS, and really far away. So I dunno. I'll have a mooch around and if I run into anything interesting, will report back.

Love your city gents, have had a blast so far!

Jet.

[BenPo69]

I heard there is a new place recently opened near BTS Chitlom exit 1,3 and called "LE Glamour".

Anyone been there or heard about it?

Thanks.

[BenPo69]

Thank you for the Great report. What was the damage?

I heard there is a new place recently opened near BTS Chitlom exit 1,3 and called "LE Glamour".

Anyone been there or heard about it?

Thanks.

[SweetRolling]

A couple of days ago, I looked around in the late morning at Soi 24/24/1 and 26, but didn't find anyone to my liking. I know mornings have fewer selections, but I was ready for action. I decided to try one more place, so I walked to Soi 22 (which is quite a walk from Soi 24) to try Honey Bee, where I have never been before. I looked over the group there and no one appealed to me. I was just getting ready to leave when another girl walked in. The mamasan pointed to her and said, "you should take her. " I looked at her, and sure enough, she looked good-nice figure, nice smile and young-looking. I decided to take a chance and we took a taxi back to my hotel. In the room, she was somewhat diffident. She barely opened her mouth to kiss, and she seemed a little cool. I was concerned that I had made a bad decision. Despite her coolness, I was very polite and treated her well. In the shower, things took a turn for the better. She suddenly became very affectionate, washing me very slowly and sensuously. She even started giving me deep French kisses.

Things got even better in the bedroom. Great BBBJ, wonderful massage and many extras. As I laid on my back, she put my legs around her waist, then rubbed my private parts with this special gel. It was very erotic. I cried out with pleasure and she almost made me come. Without going into any more specifics, let me just say that foreplay was out of this world and included a very sexy massage. We made love in five or six positions, before I had an orgasm. I recommend Kitty very highly-cute, young, nice body and a great performer.

Thank you for the Great report. What was the damage?

[Goatscrot]

Nice post. I hope so. I really like tulip but I'm not convinced they with their extreme PSE model have much hope of surviving. But that's not for the eloquent reasons you have stated below.

Agreed. Yes, the real estate is valuable, there is a new high rise condo going up right behind Tulip and the land 24/1 is on is ripe for development and I do think most will disappear. Why they will not reopen in elsewhere is another story. The looks of the gals at the PSE shops is really hitting rock bottom. Most times when I wander into a PSE shop I'm just turned off and put off my game. Fat, unattractive gals, almost all with baby damage. Sorry, that's not good enough and certainly not worth paying for. The PSE shops never attracted the top talent, but now, jeez! Eventually that will kill the entire business model.

There just aren't enough Thai women that are PSE performers and very few of the Asian punters demand as such. Thai gals are becoming more not less conservative when it comes to sex. Shame.

[Supmam]

Nice post. I hope so. I really like tulip but I'm not convinced they with their extreme PSE model have much hope of surviving. But that's not for the eloquent reasons you have stated below.

But soapies, which IMHO are the good kind for looks / models, has gone down very fast. First, there was nataree and that place had so much business so I'll them up again due to how much business was lost, that was like 4 soapies going down at once. Since then, these places and more have closed: ceasars, The lord, copa cabana, amsterdam. That's like 75% of the ratachada business just gone. Amsterdam and ceasars already have development going on so the closes we're probably motivated in part by real estate developers.

Now I think soapies we're shut down because they take up so much real estate. Maybe oillies won't have to shut down since there isn't much of a land grab? But, I think it's funny that the pornstar oillies are operating SO close to the family area of Bangkok, which is them Quartier and the nearby park. Since most of Bangkok is not at all stroller friendly, this place is the upscale family area. For gentrification purposes, those oillies might be moved or shut down. That might be why the police presence is ramping up and not down.

Overall I think oillies will continue to stay in business since they don't use up so much real estate, but they do use a lot of water and that could get them shut down if they are causing infrastructure damage to nearby hotels.

[ParkVille]

Unless there's been a radical change in the past couple of months (I'm currently away from Thailand) there are in fact more oilies than ever.

But soapies, which IMHO are the good kind for looks / models, has gone down very fast. First, there was nataree and that place had so much business so I'll them up again due to how much business was lost, that was like 4 soapies going down at once. Since then, these places and more have closed: ceasars, The lord, copa cabana, amsterdam. That's like 75% of the ratachada business just gone. Amsterdam and ceasars already have development going on so the closes we're probably motivated in part by real estate developers.

Now I think soapies we're shut down because they take up so much real estate. Maybe oillies won't have to shut down since there isn't much of a land grab? But, I think it's funny that the pornstar oillies are operating SO close to the family area of Bangkok, which is them Quartier and the nearby park. Since most of Bangkok is not at all stroller friendly, this place is the upscale family area. For gentrification purposes, those oillies might be moved or shut down. That might be why the police presence is ramping up and not down.

Overall I think oillies will continue to stay in business since they don't use up so much real estate, but they do use a lot of water and that could get them shut down if they are causing infrastructure damage to nearby hotels.

[Whoreman]

Wow, the number of massage shops in Bangkok is really dwindling. Most of the ratachada soapies are closed. And now the oillies are closing.

Unless there's been a radical change in the past couple of months (I'm currently away from Thailand) there are in fact more oilies than ever.

[J A Karl]

Wow, the number of massage shops in Bangkok is really dwindling. Most of the ratachada soapies are closed. And now the oillies are closing. And good riddance. I think these places have simply become unprofitable (although they make some money, they can't make enough to pay off the police too as prostitution is illegal in Thailand).

After being in Thailand from 2012 and currently (6 years), I've seen these shops go from great (amazing models or just plain hot babes), to bad (old, fat, ugly) very fast. And in these last 1-2 years, they are going from ugly to just plain out of business. Well, good riddance. Rather see these places get put down than get dragged out anymore. I just wonder what happened to all the amazing beauties that used to work in Bangkok / Pattaya. Are they in macau or Korea now? My guess is yes as the East Asian economies grow larger middle and upper middle class populations who have money to spend on P4 P (it's no longer the need that Thai working girls rely on foreigners coming to Thailand, there is enough customers outside of Thailand now that Asia is developing into a first world society).

I have spend a lot of time in Bangkok the last 5 years (even though I don't love her permanently).

I agree with you ParkVille, the last 2-3 years the downhill slope for the soapies and oilies just got steeper.

I believe the massage parlors still make good money, but the fines they have to pay to the police is getting bigger by the day.

I think there are still some descent / good looking girls around.

But the massage parlors that is offering true full service are getting less by the year.

As you all probably already knew I am a frequent flyer to Snow White.

You may ask why?

Because I feel good chemistry with a couple of girls working there.

They have told me some really interesting and disturbing things about the businesses (all massage parlors, not only Snow White).

As long as the police continue this advancement on massage parlors we will see a few more disappear in the next year.

The simple truth is that the fines are growing to big and there is no profit left for the owners.

[ParkVille]

Snow White opened again after paying a large fine to police.

Strange business.

I don't know if the other massage parlors are open after the police raid, I just walked by Snow White on the way home.

Wow, the number of massage shops in Bangkok is really dwindling. Most of the ratachada soapies are closed. And now the oillies are closing. And good riddance. I think these places have simply become unprofitable (although they make some money, they can't make enough to pay off the police too as prostitution is illegal in Thailand).

After being in Thailand from 2012 and currently (6 years), I've seen these shops go from great (amazing models or just plain hot babes), to bad (old, fat, ugly) very fast. And in these last 1-2 years, they are going from ugly to just plain out of business. Well, good riddance. Rather see these places get put down than get dragged out anymore. I just wonder what happened to all the amazing beauties that used to work in Bangkok / Pattaya. Are they in macau or Korea now? My guess is yes as the East Asian economies grow larger middle and upper middle class populations who have money to spend on P4 P (it's no longer the need that Thai working girls rely on foreigners coming to Thailand, there is enough customers outside of Thailand now that Asia is developing into a first world society).

[Jim200]

Hey,

Anyone been to Addict lately, they taken down all photos of girls from wesbite and they don't answer on LineID.

Are they still operational, how to contact to see photos?

Was loking for a girl there from last year name Fon.

Also anyone been Cherry lately, I see Yok not on their site anymore but any others worth visit?

Plus while I got your attention, what about 101 Premier, any good new girls there?

Addict has always been pretty bad at responding on lined even when their website was operational.

[Vrsabien]

Hey,

Anyone been to Addict lately, they taken down all photos of girls from wesbite and they don't answer on LineID.

Are they still operational, how to contact to see photos?

Was loking for a girl there from last year name Fon.

Also anyone been Cherry lately, I see Yok not on their site anymore but any others worth visit?

Plus while I got your attention, what about 101 Premier, any good new girls there?

[AstoraDick]

Hi,

Just want to confirm with you guys those are multiple shots MPs.

Snow White, Cherry, Mango and Addict.

Any more MPs with multiple shots allowed?

Thanks.

[Amnesia]

Is there any soapy, Kapoo, or wellness massage around Silom / Sathorn? Looking for something to relax after work.

[J A Karl]

Snow White opened again after paying a large fine to police.

Strange business.

I don't know if the other massage parlors are open after the police raid, I just walked by Snow White on the way home.