FKK Artemis - Berlin

[The Cane]

I will report back, but until then are there any girls in the current LU members would recommend?

I highly recommend blue-eyed, blonde Lilia from Kiel, Germany (at least that's where she said she is from). When you enter the main room, she always stands on the far right end of the bar against the wall. That's her spot. I heard she had returned to Artemis, but that's already been a few weeks now, and we all know how these girls can be there today and gone tomorrow. She never moves much from her spot, and has no need to as she looks so good the blokes approach her one-by-one for sessions. Makes a lot of money! We both really liked Melissa at Scandalo in Malaga, so I think we have some similarities in taste. Check out Lilia if she's there my friend! I think you will like her.

[PayForIt]

When tickets sales will slow they will care. But unless a drastic decline, nothing happens. Also, many people only know Google reviews they dint read ISG. And maybe for the girls, Artemis has some supplier agreements they can't break or work with other suppliers.

So with an upcoming visit this week imminent, I was hoping for just SOME positive feedback in this forum in the last 2 weeks but it hasn't arrived.

Several reports, from experienced members, of the club getting gradually worse. Surely there must be some decent girls amongst the LU? How many girls now work in the club on an average night? 20,30, 50,70, 100? I expect the club could not survive with only 20 or so. So of maybe 50+ there just must be a few who reach 8/10 no?

If not, what is keeping the club alive? I know it is the only club in Berlin with no competition, but dreadful options result in no punters. There are many other P6 options in Berlin so why hasn't Artemis closed if it is this bad? I have even contemplated trying to divert 2 meetings to other locations because of this! No joy! So either I try one night (I only have two) but then abandon it for one of the other P6 options. I will report back, but until then are there any girls in the current LU members would recommend?

[Danny227]

Was there over the weekend. Terrible.

When tickets sales will slow they will care. But unless a drastic decline, nothing happens. Also, many people only know Google reviews they dint read ISG. And maybe for the girls, Artemis has some supplier agreements they can't break or work with other suppliers.

[Mr Ho]

Agreed, but I believe that having them pay nothing would only make matters worse by making going to "work" at an FKK look more enticing to "riff-raff" type of girls. I'm talking about those who are only there to fleece as many customers as possible. Thinking only about the here and now versus building a good reputation by providing honest and quality service to horny men willing to pay for it.

I agree, and this is something Artemis failed to do. It used to be good club with beautiful lineup with mild up sell, but delivered service. Let see how Artemis improve. Does Kennan even care?

[Danny227]

A is a terrible club but good enough for Asian guys, fair visitors but completely out for any little bit demanding senior monger, a real no go place even for free I don t like to waste my time which veteran, sili and botoxed girls.

Was there over the weekend. Terrible.

[Surfer500]

A is a terrible club but good enough for Asian guys, fair visitors but completely out for any little bit demanding senior monger, a real no go place even for free I don t like to waste my time which veteran, sili and botoxed girls.

Yes this place is not for a seasoned monger with worldwide experience for sure, or someone who likes the street scene like myself.

[Surfer500]

Which ones, especially which one did you like? Thanks.

Sorry don't remember the name of the gal at Europa Salon but she was from Moldavia wherever the hell that is! A larger girl but spoke five languages and very pleasant.

[The Cane]

Some of them act like that anyways LOL.

Agreed, but I believe that having them pay nothing would only make matters worse by making going to "work" at an FKK look more enticing to "riff-raff" type of girls. I'm talking about those who are only there to fleece as many customers as possible. Thinking only about the here and now versus building a good reputation by providing honest and quality service to horny men willing to pay for it.

[BigBuddy69]

Yeah I know, you told it maybe 20 times in the last few days.

[ExpatLover]

I have had the exact same thoughts as nooky about girls entrance fee. Does anybody know how much they have to pay?

Anyhow, if I were the club owner I would drastically lower the fee that the girls have to pay to work there. The club would become way more attractive for way more attractive girls and hence more customers would visit.

The club, the girls and the bears would all benefit I think.

Was there the other day, only sessioned once with a Turkish / German girl named Emira.

Have to agree that Artemis need to attract more girls and girls.

I ended up having an escort to my hotel room on a late call.

A is a terrible club but good enough for Asian guys, fair visitors but completely out for any little bit demanding senior monger, a real no go place even for free I don t like to waste my time which veteran, sili and botoxed girls.

[Tintin1]

I did however afterwards visit two low end brothels, and had a good experience at one of them, and it only set me back 60 Euros. Can't wait to get back to Colombia in three weeks. Sixty Euros goes a long way there!

Which ones, especially which one did you like? Thanks.

[Mr Ho]

I would not reduce the entrance fee for the girls to zero in an effort to discourage total scammers and rip-off artists who will undoubtedly act like they have nothing to lose (without considering their own reputations). I would make every girl pay something that would incentivize them some to have to work to get that money back. Otherwise, you'll have plenty of more scammers showing up and getting what they can get for however many nights, then moving on, either by choice or after having been kicked out.

Some of them act like that anyways LOL.

[Surfer500]

Hey Surfer500. I stopped being a regular visitor to Artemis a few years ago. There was a decline in the looks and quality of the girls there. Instead, I also shifted my attention to the Frankfurt clubs. For this club it might be a bit early in the day for the top girls, but if you did not like the girls at 2 PM, the quality of the girls probably won't improve significantly enough for you to find a suitor. You must be spoiled in Colombia. I remember the last visit I made, the girls were very aggressive. She tried to convince me to go to the room right away when I was heading to the dinner table. She said that they were not serving food. I called her on that and said look the restaurant is open. I don't know why the Artemis management did not kick these girls out. It will just drive tourists away. Your 80 Euros would have allowed you to enter again later in the evening, but since you were so turned off by the experience, you were probably wise to cut your losses. I also hoped you were able to use your time wisely the rest of the night. Where did you wind up going? Berlin is a great city to explore for a tourist. There are also plenty of other options. Hopefully, you will find something to your liking.

FiddyCent.

Nooky Ninja made some good points, primarily, don't go there before six PM in the evening! The place was just not my cup of tea at all, however I can see how some guys would like the place.

I did however afterwards visit two low end brothels, and had a good experience at one of them, and it only set me back 60 Euros. Can't wait to get back to Colombia in three weeks. Sixty Euros goes a long way there!

[PinballMachine]

I have had the exact same thoughts as nooky about girls entrance fee. Does anybody know how much they have to pay?

Anyhow, if I were the club owner I would drastically lower the fee that the girls have to pay to work there. The club would become way more attractive for way more attractive girls and hence more customers would visit.

The club, the girls and the bears would all benefit I think.

Was there the other day, only sessioned once with a Turkish / German girl named Emira.

Have to agree that Artemis need to attract more girls and girls.

I ended up having an escort to my hotel room on a late call.

[FiddyCent]

Went to this FKK for the first time yesterday around 2 PM in the afternoon to check it out and should of never went. When I arrived I paid the 80 Euro entrance fee, got my locker, changed into a robe, and started checking the place out. There were about 25 guys there and about the same number of women at this time. As I was walking around at least six different women came up to me or were following me around, touching me, or chatting me up. With the exception of one woman, most of these women were disappointing. Some of them were way past their prime, and a few of them looked like linebackers! And there was the "smokers crew" sitting at the bar, a heavily tatted Turkish woman, and just a bunch of unattractive women wandering around the place with the exception of one as previously mentioned. But she was just to aggressive for me along with some of the others. In regards to the "free food", it was a bunch of slop, with no juices or ice at the soda machine.

So I sat down with some of the other patrons to discuss my observations and was told it was early in the day which it was, and that there would be better looking girls showing up later in the day. So I departed after 45 minutes and didn't return later to confirm whether this was true or not. I was generally turned off by the place, the desperate girls, and don't see what the attraction of the place is. The facilities are okay, but at 80 Euros to get in, not worth it in my opinion. And I am not convinced that the quality of the women would be substantially better later on. Just my thoughts and observations, hopefully others will have a better experience than I did.

Hey Surfer500. I stopped being a regular visitor to Artemis a few years ago. There was a decline in the looks and quality of the girls there. Instead, I also shifted my attention to the Frankfurt clubs. For this club it might be a bit early in the day for the top girls, but if you did not like the girls at 2 PM, the quality of the girls probably won't improve significantly enough for you to find a suitor. You must be spoiled in Colombia. I remember the last visit I made, the girls were very aggressive. She tried to convince me to go to the room right away when I was heading to the dinner table. She said that they were not serving food. I called her on that and said look the restaurant is open. I don't know why the Artemis management did not kick these girls out. It will just drive tourists away. Your 80 Euros would have allowed you to enter again later in the evening, but since you were so turned off by the experience, you were probably wise to cut your losses. I also hoped you were able to use your time wisely the rest of the night. Where did you wind up going? Berlin is a great city to explore for a tourist. There are also plenty of other options. Hopefully, you will find something to your liking.

FiddyCent.