Medellin Reports

[Villainy]

I'm pretty sure you'll be nuts over her.

Jajajajaja Now that is a funny little quip.

[Fun Luvr]

No one in the outside world would look at me with my gal with Victoria Secret's dimensions on my arm adoring me and look at these single guys or guys with their hos and say, "You know, I do not know about this guy Elvis but these guys have it all figured out with women. "

I understand what you are saying, but you should drop the Victoria's Secret reference. Have you looked at their website recently? A majority of their "models" look disgusting. They say they are marketing to the average woman. Unfortunately, they depict the average woman in the US pretty accurately.

[Mtndew704]

I'm pretty sure you'll be nuts over her.

She hasn't responded yet, hopefully I find a pregnant one roaming El Centro.

[Huacho]

100% disagree with this statement. Some of the best sex I've had was with girls I barely knew or had just met but something about them made me desire them deeply. I know this is probably a minority opinion, even here on a monger forum, LOL.

One of the best sex sessions I ever had was with a woman with whom I did not even engage in conversation. My dick was inside her (raw) within fifteen seconds of meeting her. Of course she was from Paraguay because only paraguayas can undress in one single movement. I have no idea what her name was and could not pick her out of a lineup but it was really great sex. I do remember the address of the *****house though. It wasn't in Colombia, that is for sure. I have had sex maybe thirty or forty times in Colombia and it was seldom anything to remember.

[Nounce]

MB, I don't wish to pick on you all the time, but you write some really bizarre comments.....

I will take a stab at this. I think the problem is he tried to generalize his experience. MB is fishing in a pond with many like him. That creates a different dynamic. It is not the girls worth more or require more in the basic sense. It is because he is being compared against others like him which means he is competing with others. If the same girl is put in a casa, then all these considerations will go away because the price is fixed, and you just need to book the girl early if there is competition. The girl will make more money by working harder, instead of making more by working less. LOL.

Several times I was denied extending session time when I received great BJ from the girls because a girl was booked immediately after. Providing great BJ does not require connection IMO. That is just one example. I get that there are mental part too, and that is YMMV.

[Tasss]

Last few years, new FB girls always asked for like 300 k-350 k and I was always able to talk them down to a much lower price no problem. The last month or so several of them have asked 350 k-450 k and have been very reluctant to agree to any less. Mind you these are new girls. My usual girls never ask me for any specific amount anymore and are happy with what I give them. But it looks like new girls are trying to raise prices.

Welp, it took minimum 4 years for standard FB price to go from 150 to 200 k inclusive of transportation. 200 k was the standard price that got very little resistance late last year when I went. If you were paying 300 already last October or earlier you probably were already overpaying, but that's not my right to judge, just saying. Anyways last year a few asked for 300 but knew they were hot, like perfect bodies no kids, were part time models or whatever. I don't think realistically it bumped up to 300 k+ for run-of-the-mill chicas within 1 year, even with girls knowing about the exchange rate increase.

[OneManArmy86]

I have downloaded the Medellin map and there are a lot of locations in El Centro to ignore. Is it safe to walk down El Centro streets during the day going to all these locations without much issues with safety as long as I am careful or should I be taking a uber to these locations?

Most places in El Centro are pretty crowded and busy. Police are occasionally around the Metro entrances. There is some slight risk (before 6:00 PM) of more petty crimes, like pickpocketing. Travel light, and potentially have anything you carry in a travel pouch tucked under your pants. I've never had an issue but I constantly tap and check my pockets while walking every few minutes. Do not hang out in El Centro as it gets dark (8:00+ PM). Avoid going down streets where you see lots of homeless people laying on the floor.

Traffic is super congested in El Centro throughout the day, so an Uber will be safer, but it will be the absolute slowest way to get around.

Are all the other locations outside of El Centro safe during the day? If you guys have recommendations of good value for money / great locations I would appreciate it.

Medellin is a big city. There will be good and bad spots throughout. El Poblado is the richer and more touristy part of the city; There's always cops patrolling throughout and its generally quite safe to walk around. Laureles is a wealthier part, but not wealthy enough that its displaced all the locals. Generally safe there too. There's dozens of neighborhoods each with varying degrees of safety.

I have seen a few independent escort advertising sites with good prices and I was wondering if people have had good experiences with these sites and also if staying at a love motel would they be required to give ID upon arrival to lower the chance of being drugged? I would be more inclined to try the site if the love motels require ID for the lady before entering the property after I check in.

I'ved used photosprepagos and miloeroticos before with success. Love motels, around El Centro will rarely check for ID; they are cheap and you assume all risk. If you go to a love hotel that the girl knows / recommends, they generally get a small kickback of the price you pay for the room. This "generally" incentivizes the worker to play nice as they would be shitting where they sleep if she starts getting accused of theft. Your personal hotel is more likely to check ID cards; but if your hotel distance can be a problem. A girl from El Centro won't go to El Poblado and vice versa (in most cases during the day time). Traffic is too bad and the opportunity cost is too high for them, in most cases.

There is also a decent amount of escorts advertising incall in the popular safe areas and I am wondering if incalls are risky or safe in general in these safe areas?

There's higher risk with this as its not clear just how safe the place is, unless you've visited it before. Generally, I would recommend for them to come to you for a slightly higher price. If you like her, see her again her place for a little cheaper. Its a safety thing, in my opinion.

I speak 0 Spanish and I know that doesn't work in my favor but I also know that women will have a negotiation when they are denied on their price and I'm assuming that I will be taken advantage of. Is the Medellin map prices still valid in 2022?

The lack of spanish will hurt your negotiation power a lot, in person. Most girls know little to no English. You can get girls for as cheap as 50,000 pesos in El Centro to 400,000 in El Poblado. The escort websites are nice because you can use translators in WhatsApp and negotiate a price.

[Blakman]

By the way what happened to the legendary slapshot. And Thanks rice rocket. I rarely entertain since having passport issues but the site was really dry til you brought some liquid quality into play. I hail you the New Medellin don, replacing slapshot LOL.

Seems the forum is a little dry, so I'll add some spice to it. Ill come out from hiding. Sorry, no barrio stories this time. Not yet hehe. But there's definitely a barrio twist to this. So, about a month ago I hit up Loutron (Calle 16 a Sur #9 E-500, whatsapp is 57-313-703-5517) with a recently divorced high school buddy of mine. This was his first maiden trip to Medellin and to South America in general. He speaks very little Spanish despite the fact his ex-wife is Mexican. He's also Asian in his late 30's. I haven't been back to Loutron in like 7 or 8 years and I wanted to show him the creme de la creme in terms of casas. I'm not a Centro guy and I haven't hit a casa in years, but I wanted to see how Loutron is now compared to my last and only visit. It's also for nostalgia purposes.

But damn. I forgot it's way up in the hills in Las Palmas. The address is accurate and there's a gate entrance that clearly states the entire address, but it can be easily missed if you don't keep an eye out on the way up. You still have to drive up a rocky / dirt road for about 1-2 minutes and then reach the main mansion. The place is still what I remembered it with a nice and friendly mamasan, wide open space with a spiraling staircase, a lounge with a bar and girls walking around in their white labcoats. I didn't partake, but I think the prices were 380 mil for an hour, not exactly sure since I was there to spectate, not to participate. Girl quality was mid level to high end. There were about 10 girls, and I'll say 2 were super hotties IMO.

My buddy took one hottie. I declined since my style is usually BB everything and I know these girls will upsell from DFK to BBBJ. I waited while my buddy popped his first Colombian casa cherry albeit the exclusive and expensive kind. I decided to order a beer and got one as well for the other hottie. We ended up talking and asked her where she lives, surprisingly she said Bello. In my head, I'm like I got thissssss. Chino charm about to hit level 9,000 hehe. I told her I live in Bello too, we're neighbors! Of course, she didn't believe me. Then I proceeded to bust out my Bello barrio knowledge on her fine ass hehe. She was definitely surprised by how much I knew and the stuff that a typical gringo wouldn't know. I asked her what barrio she lives in, and when she told me Las Cabanas, it was checkmate. I know her barrio like the back of my hand and she was even more impressed. Needless to say, I got her number and the chance to hang out with her in Bello beats doing that in Las Palmas by miles in terms of distance and pricing as I would find out later. BTW, my buddy said his girl was fine as fuck, but everything was covered of course and very light kissing. Either way, he had a good time.

Fastforward to the following weekend, I hit up the Loutron girl and said I'll take her out to dinner, drinks and back to my apartment. There are some nice restaurants out here in Bello, obviously they're not up to Poblado standards, but at least you won't see gringos or gringo pricing. While on this topic, almost forgot to put out this gringo alert: Don't come out to Bello! It's too dangerous!! Ok, got that out the way hehe.

I asked her how much for the date, she said 350 mil. I countered with 250 mil and said DFK and BBBJ are a must. She said OK, game on! We had dinner and drinks in Obrero, shared many stories, and the chemistry was unreal. We hit up a nearby club, and drank and partied till around 1 am, then back to my apartment which was about a 5 minute cab ride. Her body was soft to the touch and her ass was bubblelicious. She started with BBBJ and we did multiple positions and finished with CIM, which was quite a surprise since I didn't ask for it in advance, it just happened on the spot and she didn't say no hehe. We chilled for another hour and she took indriver back to her spot afterwards. Damage was 250 mil plus 15 mil taxi for a 6 hour date.

A definite repeat, which in fact happened a couple times already since our first aforementioned date. A couple weeks later she invited me to a finca for her friend's birthday party, the pic of us at the finca. That's another story, for another time. Cheers everyone!

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[JjBee62]

What you are saying is that attractive girls = shitty service. This is not always the case. Ugly girls can provide shitty service as well. Service has nothing to do with how a girl looks. Service depends on various factors. Her attitude, vibes, chemistry between you and her, ambiance of the place / venue, etc. Guys who say hot girls provide shitty service just don't know any better, they don't have what it takes (game, looks, money, etc) to score a hottie, and not only to score, but to make her like or love them, because great sex can only be possible if there is a great connection. Something that money alone can't always buy.

This might come as a surprise, but I mostly agree with you. Just need to clarify "great connection. ".

You are correct that there are many factors involved with great service. Too many to discuss at this time.

Instead of "great connection" I want to use "compatible goals. " In any encounter each person wants to get something out of it. For example, some guys really want to finish with COF. If a girl won't allow it, it's not going to be great. However, if unprompted she encourages it, an average session might quickly become a great one.

In the beginning of a relationship goal compatibility is high. You want to please her, she wants to please you, better chance for better sex. However, that quickly goes away. Even though the great connection remains, both won't always be on the same page and the sex won't always be the greatest.

[Elvis 2008]

Fastforward to the following weekend, I hit up the Loutron girl and said I'll take her out to dinner, drinks and back to my apartment. There are some nice restaurants out here in Bello, obviously they're not up to Poblado standards, but at least you won't see gringos or gringo pricing. While on this topic, almost forgot to put out this gringo alert: Don't come out to Bello! It's too dangerous!! Ok, got that out the way hehe.

I asked her how much for the date, she said 350 mil. I countered with 250 mil and said DFK and BBBJ are a must. She said OK, game on! We had dinner and drinks in Obrero, shared many stories, and the chemistry was unreal. We hit up a nearby club, and drank and partied till around 1 am, then back to my apartment which was about a 5 minute cab ride. Her body was soft to the touch and her ass was bubblelicious. She started with BBBJ and we did multiple positions and finished with CIM, which was quite a surprise since I didn't ask for it in advance, it just happened on the spot and she didn't say no hehe. We chilled for another hour and she took indriver back to her spot afterwards. Damage was 250 mil plus 15 mil taxi for a 6 hour date.

A definite repeat, which in fact happened a couple times already since our first aforementioned date. A couple weeks later she invited me to a finca for her friend's birthday party, the pic of us at the finca. That's another story, for another time. Cheers everyone!

RR, that is a great story. I remember Pile on Pauline chiding you that your being stabbed was just a matter of time which I just shook my head at that, but one of the dumbest things he said was that all of Colombia was a scam. I know he hangs in the gutter, but the Colombia you are seeing and the one I am seeing are totally different than the ones these clowns describe. You won a girl over with charm and fun and had a blast. That is what I have seen and done. I am seeing the best of Colombia not a nation that is just one big scam.

That said, I should probably insulate you from the barbs that are coming by making up my own (in jest):

I scored a better chick in El Centro for 10 k COP and a can of spam.

Next time you go out with her, she is going to scopalamine you and steal everything in your apartment.

Next time you go out with her in Bello, you, she, and your dog are all going to get stabbed.

You way, way, way overpaid.

Dude, are you falling for a WG? WTF is the matter with you? Obviously, I know your situation way better than you do.

RR, I have called the other guys Medellin morons, but you are a Medellin marvel. I hope you keep posting man. It is nice to see a monger who does things the right way.

[Balboa]

A definite repeat, which in fact happened a couple times already since our first aforementioned date. A couple weeks later she invited me to a finca for her friend's birthday party, the pic of us at the finca. That's another story, for another time. Cheers everyone!

Good for you Chino lindo! Lol.

Charm and Spanish did you good!

[DontSayMuch]

Seems the forum is a little dry, so I'll add some spice to it. Ill come out from hiding. Sorry, no barrio stories this time. Not yet hehe. But there's definitely a barrio twist to this. So, about a month ago I hit up Loutron [Deleted by Admin]) with a recently divorced high school buddy of mine. This was his first maiden trip to Medellin and to South America in general. He speaks very little Spanish despite the fact his ex-wife is Mexican. He's also Asian in his late 30's. I haven't been back to Loutron in like 7 or 8 years and I wanted to show him the creme de la creme in terms of casas. I'm not a Centro guy and I haven't hit a casa in years, but I wanted to see how Loutron is now compared to my last and only visit. It's also for nostalgia purposes.

But damn. I forgot it's way up in the hills in Las Palmas. The address is accurate and there's a gate entrance that clearly states the entire address, but it can be easily missed if you don't keep an eye out on the way up. You still have to drive up a rocky / dirt road for about 1-2 minutes and then reach the main mansion. The place is still what I remembered it with a nice and friendly mamasan, wide open space with a spiraling staircase, a lounge with a bar and girls walking around in their white labcoats. I didn't partake, but I think the prices were 380 mil for an hour, not exactly sure since I was there to spectate, not to participate. Girl quality was mid level to high end. There were about 10 girls, and I'll say 2 were super hotties IMO.

My buddy took one hottie. I declined since my style is usually BB everything and I know these girls will upsell from DFK to BBBJ. I waited while my buddy popped his first Colombian casa cherry albeit the exclusive and expensive kind. I decided to order a beer and got one as well for the other hottie. We ended up talking and asked her where she lives, surprisingly she said Bello. In my head, I'm like I got thissssss. Chino charm about to hit level 9,000 hehe. I told her I live in Bello too, we're neighbors! Of course, she didn't believe me. Then I proceeded to bust out my Bello barrio knowledge on her fine ass hehe. She was definitely surprised by how much I knew and the stuff that a typical gringo wouldn't know. I asked her what barrio she lives in, and when she told me Las Cabanas, it was checkmate. I know her barrio like the back of my hand and she was even more impressed. Needless to say, I got her number and the chance to hang out with her in Bello beats doing that in Las Palmas by miles in terms of distance and pricing as I would find out later. BTW, my buddy said his girl was fine as fuck, but everything was covered of course and very light kissing. Either way, he had a good time.

Fastforward to the following weekend, I hit up the Loutron girl and said I'll take her out to dinner, drinks and back to my apartment. There are some nice restaurants out here in Bello, obviously they're not up to Poblado standards, but at least you won't see gringos or gringo pricing. While on this topic, almost forgot to put out this gringo alert: Don't come out to Bello! It's too dangerous!! Ok, got that out the way hehe.

I asked her how much for the date, she said 350 mil. I countered with 250 mil and said DFK and BBBJ are a must. She said OK, game on! We had dinner and drinks in Obrero, shared many stories, and the chemistry was unreal. We hit up a nearby club, and drank and partied till around 1 am, then back to my apartment which was about a 5 minute cab ride. Her body was soft to the touch and her ass was bubblelicious. She started with BBBJ and we did multiple positions and finished with CIM, which was quite a surprise since I didn't ask for it in advance, it just happened on the spot and she didn't say no hehe. We chilled for another hour and she took indriver back to her spot afterwards. Damage was 250 mil plus 15 mil taxi for a 6 hour date.

A definite repeat, which in fact happened a couple times already since our first aforementioned date. A couple weeks later she invited me to a finca for her friend's birthday party, the pic of us at the finca. That's another story, for another time. Cheers everyone!

She's stunning and she sounds like a nice person, congrats!

[BootyBandit84]

How much are they quoting now? A price update would be very helpful now. I think all the girls know about USD-COP exchange rate increases.

Last few years, new FB girls always asked for like 300 k-350 k and I was always able to talk them down to a much lower price no problem. The last month or so several of them have asked 350 k-450 k and have been very reluctant to agree to any less. Mind you these are new girls. My usual girls never ask me for any specific amount anymore and are happy with what I give them. But it looks like new girls are trying to raise prices.

[RiceRocket99]

Seems the forum is a little dry, so I'll add some spice to it. Ill come out from hiding. Sorry, no barrio stories this time. Not yet hehe. But there's definitely a barrio twist to this. So, about a month ago I hit up Loutron (Calle 16 a Sur #9 E-500, whatsapp is 57-313XXXX517) with a recently divorced high school buddy of mine. This was his first maiden trip to Medellin and to South America in general. He speaks very little Spanish despite the fact his ex-wife is Mexican. He's also Asian in his late 30's. I haven't been back to Loutron in like 7 or 8 years and I wanted to show him the creme de la creme in terms of casas. I'm not a Centro guy and I haven't hit a casa in years, but I wanted to see how Loutron is now compared to my last and only visit. It's also for nostalgia purposes.

But damn. I forgot it's way up in the hills in Las Palmas. The address is accurate and there's a gate entrance that clearly states the entire address, but it can be easily missed if you don't keep an eye out on the way up. You still have to drive up a rocky / dirt road for about 1-2 minutes and then reach the main mansion. The place is still what I remembered it with a nice and friendly mamasan, wide open space with a spiraling staircase, a lounge with a bar and girls walking around in their white labcoats. I didn't partake, but I think the prices were 380 mil for an hour, not exactly sure since I was there to spectate, not to participate. Girl quality was mid level to high end. There were about 10 girls, and I'll say 2 were super hotties IMO.

My buddy took one hottie. I declined since my style is usually BB everything and I know these girls will upsell from DFK to BBBJ. I waited while my buddy popped his first Colombian casa cherry albeit the exclusive and expensive kind. I decided to order a beer and got one as well for the other hottie. We ended up talking and asked her where she lives, surprisingly she said Bello. In my head, I'm like I got thissssss. Chino charm about to hit level 9,000 hehe. I told her I live in Bello too, we're neighbors! Of course, she didn't believe me. Then I proceeded to bust out my Bello barrio knowledge on her fine ass hehe. She was definitely surprised by how much I knew and the stuff that a typical gringo wouldn't know. I asked her what barrio she lives in, and when she told me Las Cabanas, it was checkmate. I know her barrio like the back of my hand and she was even more impressed. Needless to say, I got her number and the chance to hang out with her in Bello beats doing that in Las Palmas by miles in terms of distance and pricing as I would find out later. BTW, my buddy said his girl was fine as fuck, but everything was covered of course and very light kissing. Either way, he had a good time.

Fastforward to the following weekend, I hit up the Loutron girl and said I'll take her out to dinner, drinks and back to my apartment. There are some nice restaurants out here in Bello, obviously they're not up to Poblado standards, but at least you won't see gringos or gringo pricing. While on this topic, almost forgot to put out this gringo alert: Don't come out to Bello! It's too dangerous!! Ok, got that out the way hehe.

I asked her how much for the date, she said 350 mil. I countered with 250 mil and said DFK and BBBJ are a must. She said OK, game on! We had dinner and drinks in Obrero, shared many stories, and the chemistry was unreal. We hit up a nearby club, and drank and partied till around 1 am, then back to my apartment which was about a 5 minute cab ride. Her body was soft to the touch and her ass was bubblelicious. She started with BBBJ and we did multiple positions and finished with CIM, which was quite a surprise since I didn't ask for it in advance, it just happened on the spot and she didn't say no hehe. We chilled for another hour and she took indriver back to her spot afterwards. Damage was 250 mil plus 15 mil taxi for a 6 hour date.

A definite repeat, which in fact happened a couple times already since our first aforementioned date. A couple weeks later she invited me to a finca for her friend's birthday party, the pic of us at the finca. That's another story, for another time. Cheers everyone!

[DontSayMuch]

Did you guys find a message template in the MS Word library or smthg?

I've been reading the forum for a few months and this type of message was suggested. The modifications are great though. I'll let people know how it goes and will upload reports next week and hopefully noobies might find it informative.