Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Anyone know where to get poppers in Pattaya?

There is a place right on Beach Road, in Front of Soi 9, Just ask someone in brown "Khun yaba sui t nai " they will take you to the right place?

LBM

[LittleBigMan]

Hi,

If I go into a go-go or disco such as Insomnia, can I expect to have much of a conversation with the girls. Enough to get to know them? I heard the ladies in the Phils have better command of english.

Not trying to flame you but take a moment and look at the question that you are asking? Please don't turn into jello when looking for pussy. Sure it is nice that PHiL the girls speak more English and you can and have been able to have conversation with them which is a plus but not every country is the same nor can anyone say that this nighclub or any night club are only venture by girls that can speak English. This is the same type of question or remarks member make like which bar or location one can find girls with the biggest tits or where do all the stunners hang out? No one has a crystal ball or radar on people for these types of question. You go take a chance experience and the only way to do that is to come. If you don't whether it is good or bad they you will just fall into the catagory of any guy who believe what they heard!

LBM

[Psychman]

Hi,

If I go into a go-go or disco such as Insomnia, can I expect to have much of a conversation with the girls. Enough to get to know them? I heard the ladies in the Phils have better command of english.

Well, I will respond in a slightly different manner than the last poster. Yes, the music is load, but those of us who love freelance discos should be used to that. In general, not nearlly as many women speak English as in the PI, that is one of the official languages of the PI, afterall. That said, I had two great long time sessions what started out as fun, playful, flirty conversations in fairly good English. For many of us, this is PART of the expereince and fantasy, enjoying a good night out at a disco with a hottie we know we are going to fuck. The biggest sex organ, after all, is the brain. Pump and dump kind of guys who are not into GFE don't seem to be in touch with this, but to each his own.

[Naughty]

Anyone know where to get poppers in Pattaya?

Welcome to the forum, Mandela. This is not a drugs forum. Please go away.

[Mr Enternational]

If I go into a go-go or disco such as Insomnia, can I expect to have much of a conversation with the girls. Enough to get to know them? I heard the ladies in the Phils have better command of english.

No because the music will be too fucking loud. What do you intend to have a conversation about? They are there to fuck in exchange for money. You might want to try the geishas in Japan or a chat line if it is conversation you want. They do speak English though and IMHO not any worse than a lot of the P4P girls in PI.

[LovingAsia]

Hi,

If I go into a go-go or disco such as Insomnia, can I expect to have much of a conversation with the girls. Enough to get to know them? I heard the ladies in the Phils have better command of english.

[LittleBigMan]

Funny comment from a possibly blind man who obviously doesn't know his dick from a hole in the ground.

Got to love those braille keyboards, though. LOL.

Fon Tok,

They know alright these two must be related and spend most of their time choking the chicken. Hell their rooms ceiling must be dripping with their cum and mom is knocking on their doors " what you doing in there son ". You know what they say " you can't teach stupid "

LBM

[Fon Tok]

I'm with you on this one. LOL!

I'm not so optimistic as you are though. Ill prolly never make it down there.

Funny comment from a possibly blind man who obviously doesn't know his dick from a hole in the ground.

Got to love those braille keyboards, though. LOL.

[Zauberfee]

Windmill is seedy but I don't think you will get sex in the bar.

You should go there more often, then you'd know better.

Your best bet is the likes of Devils Den.

Never heard or have seen myself that you can get sex or even a BJ in public at Devil's Den. The girls always will take you to a room at Heaven's Inn before they start their show.

[LittleBigMan]

Never been. Never will. Why comment?

Anybody visiting Pattaya will find exactly what they are looking for. The city is full of variety.

Like slim and sexy girls? They are here.

Like bigger with a large ass? They are here.

Like older models? They are here.

Like younger models? They are here.

The girls move around. Someone in Bangkok today could be in Pattaya tomorrow and vice versa.

Saint Mint,

I agree, it must be tough going through life responding to others about a person or place they have never been too! Its not only this case with Pattaya but if one were to apply the same thinking in life only going by what someone has told you or read that pretty much says a lot about these individual. In life people are fat, ugly, pretty and stupid! Etc. No matter what part of earth they happen to be standing.

Normally, I would like to say come on down and I will show you around not to prove them wrong but to show them Pattaya is no different than Bangkok or anywhere else but I don't babysit for minors. I guess you become convince that heaven being in Bangkok because you can't think for yourself or just too narrow minded to try something new. Nevertheless, why bother more for us!

LBM

[Pointy Stick]

It makes you wonder where these girls get the ambition to become gogo dancers if they're obese. More power to them if they can support themselves or their families. Maybe I'll sign up to be in Thai TV commercials since I'm so hansum LOL

I passed through Soi Buakow and LK tonight on my way to unload at Bliss Lounge. There are definately some spinners in the Gogos there, think Papagayo etc.

Quality has certainly gone down in the past 4 years but the girls have more options careerwise than to dance in front of drunken farang these days.

I've been hooking up with some young(ish) girls like 20 to 25 and my assessment is they lack the experience and the filthy minds that the BR milfs seem to have. To be honest its a bit of a quandry. Back to bangkok to well, bang some kok tomorrow.

Pointy out

[Tony Hoeprano]

First I went to the Angelwitch bar which is, I assumed, was kinda famous. It was after 21. 00 hours so not that early as the day before. It was a rather miserable sight there. All girls were either well overweight (and I'm not saying this as an admirer of super-skinny nymphs but I really mean it. At least 6 girls dancing on the stage could be described as obese) or outright obese. That was not pleasant at all.

It makes you wonder where these girls get the ambition to become gogo dancers if they're obese. More power to them if they can support themselves or their families. Maybe I'll sign up to be in Thai TV commercials since I'm so hansum LOL

[Tobyg]

Windmill is seedy but I don't think you will get sex in the bar. Your best bet is the likes of Devils Den.

I have seen a blowjob in Windmill, but I think Babydolls is a better bet for getting your willy out. Maybe X-Zone as well but I haven't seen it happen there.

[Simon36]

Windmill is always a decent place for some more adventurous stuff:

http://www.windmillpattaya.com/

Windmill is seedy but I don't think you will get sex in the bar. Your best bet is the likes of Devils Den.

[Zauberfee]

Heading for Pattaya in July, and wondering whats the seediest bar in Pattaya. The kind of place where you can discreetly put your dick in a girls pussy. Any suggestions?

Windmill is always a decent place for some more adventurous stuff: http://www.windmillpattaya.com/