Medellin Reports

[InsolentSpike]

Here for another 6 days. Love Botero girls.

Darker Mexican American male fluent Spanish. Everyone assumes I'm Colombian until I speak with my gringo accent LOL according to all the locals. But due to my appearance everyone thinks I'm a local which works to my advantage.

6/28/22

Hotel next to Veracruz church.

40,000 COP Maria 5"9+ the super hot 20 year old Vennie next to the church who I mistakenly posted an identifying pic.

30,000 COP Barbara blonde European looking Colombian.

Maria is super hot. Will probably see her everyday I'm here LOL.

Barbara green eyes and very friendly. Would repeat.

Behind Veracruz Church.

40,000 Paola cute little thick Vennie with Minnie Mouse shorts. Saw that ass and had to have it.

Great service. Very vocal although she was at weird angle in doggy where I couldn't go balls deep LOL. Will repeat.

Weird experience.

Corner casino behind Veracruz church 25,000 COP great service very vocal and direct eye contact at all times but odd experience.

Had my eyes on this blonde European looking girl the last several days. I noticed she would stand in different places all over Botero area. I would also see her suddenly walk away from certain spots she was at and would look behind at all times.

I actually tried to talk to her two days ago but as I was getting closer she quickly walked away to a different spot before we could chat. Finally today I caught up to her and her voice was very deep. As we walked to the room she looked around several times and would stop and then would continue walking. She did this several times. As we got to the hotel we were walking up the stairs and she quickly walked back down and asked me to follow her. After walking back down she then went up again and we paid for the room. As we walk to the second floor room she looked out of the street view several times. Once inside the room she said the adrenaline was too much. I still had no idea what was going on. I had to know and asked if she was a woman. The deep voice scared me so I was fully prepared to pay for the time and walk away if she turned out to be male. Luckily she was all female but the whole vibe was weird. Inside the room she asked for me to get fully naked before she even took off her own clothes. Had a weird feeling but kept my eyes on my belongings at all times. She placed her belongings directly next to mine which made me wary of my surroundings at all times. After we finished she stayed undressed while I rushed to get dressed and get the heck out of there before who knows what would happen. Once dressed I quickly said bye and rushed out of the room. She said bye and stayed in the room as I walked out of the Botero area as quickly as I could while looking behind me several times.

Very weird experience and I will be more cautious from now on. Have been with about 7 different Botero girls so far and was here last November but this experience made me feel concerned. I will continue to come to Botero for my remaining time here but I will be more cautious than I have been.

[ColombiaLover]

That I can't help you with, since I never tried it. Like I said, can't remember if I found this advice here or somewhere else. If it was here, someone may recognize the information and know the answer. Maybe the original author. Should have written down his name. Sorry.

Thanks for posting this. Any idea how long one would need to take this formula for to see results?

[DragonLink]

I think I paid 30,000 MIL COP for the bottle. I forgot. But we are only speaking a difference of a few dollars here plus or minus. The only thing I was concentrating on my trip was with the facebook girls and saying to them "Siempre pago 150.000 MIL COP mas leches. Suena bien?

What does the "mas leches" mean here? Is it about how many times you can finish in the hour? And also, is there a standard for that?

[Villainy]

LOL the problem in my eyes with using the phrase " te parece bien?" is that you give them an answer to say yes or no. I think the way I phrased it with "Suena Bien" they just say yes. I only had a handful of girls that did not but those were the prepagos. IDK just saying.

You have a couple of Spanish speakers (Gabacho & Huacho) telling you something important but perhaps not explaining what is really going on.

I'm not fluent but I've been living here and taking classes. Google Translate works pretty well for simple direct sentences. It does not translate idiomatic phrases very well at all.

So you wanted to use the English idiomatic phrase. "Sound Good?" and you got "Suena bien?" from Google Translate. But that isn't how a native speaker would say it. And some of your girls may have given you the answer you wanted to hear but for sure they looked at that and said (to themselves) "WTF?

That phrase "Te parece bien?" is what a native speaker would say. It translates to something like "Seem good to you?" or perhaps you would say "De acuerdo?" "Agreed?

Not to bore you to tears but let me tell you a little story to help illustrate the point a little further. About a year ago I was sitting having a coffee with another American friend who was here on vacation. He had a date planned with a girl he was really hot to see. So he confirmed their date that morning. And then he told me something was going to f*ing hell. He showed me his phone.

He had told her "I can't wait to see you" using Google Translate. Problem. That is an idiomatic phrase. "No puedo esperar verte". She got pissed because it was an early morning appointment and that phrase meant "I won't wait to see you" as in. If you are late I can't see you. What he really wanted to say was "Estoy emocionado verte". (I am excited to see you).

So, moral of the story. Use simple straightforward sentences when using Google Translate and you'll do ok. Avoid idiomatic phrases because they may not translate well. Or better yet.

Start taking Spanish classes. You'll have some fun learning and your interactions with the girls will go to a whole new level.

[Gabacho]

But you don't speak Spanish. Nobody would ever say 'suena bien' in that context.

The word suena to me means something that makes a sound but not used in the context of "sound good" as in English but as in something that produces a sound kind of like the word ruido for noise. Also in Colombia if you want your back cracked is when I most often use the word suena "suename la espalda, porfa" works like a charm if you want your back cracked. Although in Mexico the word "tronar" is used so the above command would be changed to "truename la espalda, porfa."

I knew exactly what he meant tho and I think "te parece bien?" is the phrase he is looking for.

[Chicago85]

You know you are correct. I have no idea what I was suggesting since I have never looked in to or knew how much unrest was happening in Venezuela. My Dick was just thinking that since I was with 4 vennies in Medellin and they were all so much fun with enthusiasm I was just thinking of going straight to the source LOL....

... Has anyone thought about the finca lifestyle? I started thinking that is pretty attractive to me. Does anyone have any idea what are some good areas to look at that are not too expensive but have good access to chicas?

Yes, sorry as I didn't mean to be a jerk, but it's been asked rather flippantly on here a few times and I've heard quite a bit about the danger from recent Venezuelan immigrants / refugees (not sure it that's right) in South Florida. I also have two friends that were kidnapped there in the late 2000's (I. E. Before it got really bad!

In regards to fincas, you can search on GringoPaisa and other Medellin Expat forums on Facebook. There are quite a few expats who live on fincas or rent them at different points when the air in Medellin is too polluted. After you join the groups there should be a search bar in the upper right. Many people post pictures or fincas for rent.

[Knowledge]

Gana and Efecty are basically the same. Gana has many more locations and offers more gaming options.

It's called Efecty not Sefecty. But in the logo it does have a $ sign so I can see how u might think it was called that. It is a service to send money from one person in Colombia to another person in Colombia (to / from any city but only within Colombia). And foreigners do not need a passport to sign up. They accept Venezuelan cedulas and many vennies use Efecty (or atleast will try to get you to send them money with efecty).

I myself signed up using just my passport card not my passport book and I believe they also accept cedulas de extranjeria as well.

Again it is called Efecty not Sefecty.

I have no experience with Gana.

[Gianni Versace]

I an vouch for Listo. Also you can buy generic viagra chewables, which seem to work fine as well.

A year or two ago, some guy posted the "load" formula. Here it is. I kept it for some reason, but never tried it.

(1) L-Arginine, 1000 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000 MG.

(2) Zinc, 50 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50 MG.

(3) Pygeum, 100 MG Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200 MG.

(4) Lecithin, 1200 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200 MG.

You can skip the Pygeum as its hard to find and also the most expensive. But it will make you leak a lot of pre-cum too.

You might look into adding L Lysine 1000 MG and Maca 500 MG to the above list. I've found all on eBay even Pygeum, great formula.

Thanks for posting this. Any idea how long one would need to take this formula for to see results?

[ColombiaLover]

I an vouch for Listo. Also you can buy generic viagra chewables, which seem to work fine as well.

A year or two ago, some guy posted the "load" formula. Here it is. I kept it for some reason, but never tried it.

(1) L-Arginine, 1000 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000 MG.

(2) Zinc, 50 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50 MG.

(3) Pygeum, 100 MG Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200 MG.

(4) Lecithin, 1200 MG Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200 MG.

You can skip the Pygeum as its hard to find and also the most expensive. But it will make you leak a lot of pre-cum too.

You might look into adding L Lysine 1000 MG and Maca 500 MG to the above list. I've found all on eBay even Pygeum, great formula.

I forgot to mention after 3 days of fcuking non stop, I went to the pharmacy directly across the street from the San Peter and asked for Viagra. The pharmacist who was very nice and could speak perfect english introduced me to the Lysto Spray which is essentially Viagra in Spray Form you pump in to your mouth. He said this works quicker than the pill. I bought a bottle and was able to continue fcuking like a champ the rest of my trip. Now I just need to figure out what type of suplements to take that will let me replenish my jizz so that I can shoot porno star loads. Anyone have any suggestions other than seafood & diet LOL.

[Huacho]

LOL the problem in my eyes with using the phrase " te parece bien?" is that you give them an answer to say yes or no.

But you don't speak Spanish. Nobody would ever say 'suena bien' in that context.

[Gianni Versace]

I'm definitely going to check out the Lysto Spray when I get back agn. Thanks for enlightening me about this. Oh and suena bien?? Jajajajaja replace that with "te parece bien?"

LOL the problem in my eyes with using the phrase " te parece bien?" is that you give them an answer to say yes or no. I think the way I phrased it with "Suena Bien" they just say yes. I only had a handful of girls that did not but those were the prepagos. IDK just saying.

[Gabacho]

I think I paid 30,000 MIL COP for the bottle. I forgot. But we are only speaking a difference of a few dollars here plus or minus. The only thing I was concentrating on my trip was with the facebook girls and saying to them "Siempre pago 150.000 MIL COP mas leches. Suena bien?

I'm definitely going to check out the Lysto Spray when I get back agn. Thanks for enlightening me about this. Oh and suena bien?? Jajajajaja replace that with "te parece bien?"

[Gianni Versace]

Just wanted to chime in here. I saw many posts about people wanting to get a +57 Sim Card. But for all of you folk in the USA who has TMobile you will have free text and data roaming in Colombia. With that being said I had no problem using Whatsapp on my google voice number contacting girls. In fact I kind of feel that having a USA number gives me immediate more credit with the chicas. Every girl has whatsapp on their phone. The key is once you engage the girl on facebook you than take the conversation on to whatsapp.

I repeat I do not speak any spanish but I did download the spanish google translate files and the Map of Medellin for google map on my iphone and had zero issues communicating with my chicas.

So in short having a +57 number is not necessary if you are from the USA and have a TMobile cell phone plan.

[Gianni Versace]

This is interesting. So it's 18 MG / ML and 20 ML per bottle? Is one spray equivalent to one ML or how do you measure? And how many sprays did you take at a time and how much did the bottle cost?

I found this info on it so it says 4 sprays (2ml) is equivalent to 50mg and the bottle contains 20ml right? So it's about 10 dosages or the same as 5 boxes of normal 50mg sildenafil pills that costs about 2k COP each. So did this cost about $10k COP for this bottle?

I think I paid 30,000 MIL COP for the bottle. I forgot. But we are only speaking a difference of a few dollars here plus or minus. The only thing I was concentrating on my trip was with the facebook girls and saying to them "Siempre pago 150.000 MIL COP mas leches. ¿Suena bien?

[Gianni Versace]

What I do with my body is my choice.

I stand with Gabacho.