Montreal

Finally got back into the blue board to poke around. The contrast with the green board is entertaining for a quick look as the blue board seems to have very few reviews and a whole lot of bitching and arguing back and forth.

Several blue boarders seem to have an axe to grind, but make valid points about Euphoria and XO's dominance on the other board. They point out how XO came out of nowhere, became green board agency of the year, one former agency of the year folded shortly thereafter, blah, blah, blah. Also, they ***** that the green board deletes bad reviews particularly of sponsors and drives out the authors of such. Perhaps the blue board is the island of misfit mongers.

I certainly have no personal axe about Montreal agencies and wouldn't want to get in the middle of a good flame war, but it's actually good to take note that not everything may be what it appears on the internet. My opinion has always been that the reviews on the green board seemed to be a bit too rosy. Reviews are always more clear when providers have many positive reviews from different posters with extensive posting resumes. Insights from Mongerer88 and Smuler here are also very helpful.

Finally got back into the blue board to poke around. The contrast with the green board is certainly entertaining for a quick look. The blue board seems to have very few reviews and a whole lot of bitching and arguing back and forth.

Several blue boarders seem to have an axe to grind, but make valid points about Euphoria and XO's dominance on the other board. They point out how XO came out of nowhere, became green board agency of the year, one former agency of the year folded shortly thereafter, blah, blah, blah. Also, they complain that the green board deletes bad reviews particularly of sponsors and drives out the authors of such. Perhaps the blue board is the island of misfit mongers.

I certainly have no personal axe about Montreal agencies and wouldn't want to get in the middle of a good flame war, but it's actually good to take note that not everything may be what it appears on the internet. My opinion has always been that the reviews on the green board seemed to be a bit too rosy. Reviews are always more clear when a provider has many positive reviews from different posters with extensive posting resumes. Insights from Mongerer88 and Smuler here are also very helpful.

Sedition- I looked back and went through your posting history. Nice reports from FKK land. Palace / Oase / Sharks. Then Artemis (did you go ? )

Curious how you picked Germany to start with. I assume it was a business trip?

OK- Montreal. Greek and CIM is what you are looking for. ANY SERVICE should always be discussed with the booker. When the girl shows up, tell her BEFORE SHE CHECKS IN WITH THE AGENCY that you booked her based on a conversation that you had with the booker. If she looks at you like you are Poindexter, tell her that you changed your mind. She then can go off on the booker, not you.... Incall costs you nothing to leave. Outcall- if you send her back, give her 20 for the driver. You know from your reports that FKK girls can be a bit sharky if you don't show them who's boss. Montreal isn't like this, but you are driving the car, not her.

Your own condoms should be fine. I have never had a problem.

Ok- your list. Angie is a real nice girl.

You mentioned Ollie at XXXtase. She has no reviews. How do you know she gives great service ? ?

Ashley. Pass on her. My friend had a subpar session with her. If you want more info, PM me

Maude and Sophie both worked at GoodGirls, they are ok.

Kylie at Elite is the bomb according to my peeps. Heaven is a bit quiet and reserved . Brigitte used to be at Euphoria before she went to Wildtimes, then Elite (now with implants) She is Northern European. Nice girl.

Maelie is very pretty. So is Milla at Vogue.

Mandy and Giselle have good reviews. Vogue only does outcall.

I noticed something else. You said you are " brown " ? Please explain.

Best Regards.

Smuler.

[QUOTE=Smuler;2077550]Sedition- I looked back and went through your posting history. Nice reports from FKK land. Palace / Oase / Sharks. Then Artemis (did you go ? )

Curious how you picked Germany to start with. I assume it was a business trip?

OK- Montreal. Greek and CIM is what you are looking for. ANY SERVICE should always be discussed with the booker. When the girl shows up, tell her BEFORE SHE CHECKS IN WITH THE AGENCY that you booked her based on a conversation that you had with the booker. If she looks at you like you are Poindexter, tell her that you changed your mind. She then can go off on the booker, not you.... Incall costs you nothing to leave. Outcall- if you send her back, give her 20 for the driver. You know from your reports that FKK girls can be a bit sharky if you don't show them who's boss. Montreal isn't like this, but you are driving the car, not her.

Your own condoms should be fine. I have never had a problem..[/QUOTE]Thanks, I actually still need to write up reports for the three days I spent at Sharks. I didn't go to Artemis, was too tired by the time I hit Berlin so I just did touristy stuff.

To be honest I chose Germany for a mongering trip, I'm super insecure about all this being from the US where stigma and consequences are very high. I've never had the guts to do escort service because privacy is paramount to me and that's what I appreciated the most about FKK, more than anything else, I have nothing to worry about as what happens stays in FKK vs outcall to hotel and awkwardness.

Regarding olli, I found this? Unsure if I can post link here [URL]https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?158234-Olli-at-xxxtase&highlight=Olli[/URL].

Not a stunning service but given how hot she is it seemed forgiveable.

I'm Indian, I've always gotten picked up for "random" screenings everywhere I go despite having completely clean record and flying a lot for work. Super annoying.

I'll avoid the folks you mentioned thanks for the confirmation, I booked with much already for Bianca, Hanna, and sonia, will try to see April maybe next week. May give mae a shot, saw some reviewers review specific k girls as good (but will be wary as that agency seems to be a real hit or miss apparently). Was considering Olivia and maybe JJ from Mae88.

In all honesty I'm just surprised how good of a scene Montreal seems to be. It's unreal how good the providers seem to be, almost too good to be true. Makes me feel like passing on Tijuana and sticking to Montreal.

I'll follow up on vogue which seems to have great reviews in general and see how things go with euphoria and mayne xxxtase for some of the girls there. Mtlgfe seems to have great girls from looks but few to zero reviews so hard to say how things are in reality.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2077465]Finally got back into the blue board to poke around. The contrast with the green board is certainly entertaining for a quick look. The blue board seems to have very few reviews and a whole lot of bitching and arguing back and forth.
Several blue boarders seem to have an axe to grind, but make valid points about Euphoria dominance on the other board. Also, they complain that the green board deletes bad reviews particularly of sponsors and drives out the authors of such. Reviews are always more clear when a provider has many positive reviews from different posters with extensive posting resumes. Insights from Mongerer88 and Smuler here are also very helpful.[/QUOTE]Ok- the Blue Board is a joke. Filled with ex Merbers who were banned. There was recently a certain guy who attacks Euphoria on the Blue Board. If you knew who this person was, and the reason he is attacking, it would become clear what his motives are.

Deleted reviews and posts that "people complain about ". Shocked I am, shocked!!

Your comment about reviewers posting history is 100 % correct.
Euphoria is a stellar agency with a proven track record. They have nothing to prove, they don't need to LOL Ask any girl where they want to work. They will tell you. Euphoria.

Best Regards.

Smuler.

Olli at xxxtase does have a review, it just doesn't give many details. He does say the pics are accurate and she has large breasts that she once showed off as a waitress at Hooters.

[URL]https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?158234-Olli-at-xxxtase&highlight=Olli[/URL]

Reviewers who provide no erotic details are frustrating, but part of the game.

Smuler's analysis of the Montreal agencies and review boards is spot on. The blue board is like the ISG Medellin thread. You can read for days and not manage to write down the name, contact information, and erotic service details of a provider.

Merb (the green board) is where you go for reviews. Service levels are high in Montreal and certain agencies strive to have all hot girls who are great performers. But throughout the world you will find certain review boards where the average score is high and some where the average is low. I routinely check the Lisbon local board and those guys just don't give high scores. They will often rate a lady a 6 or 7 even when they really like her. The average rating on merb is quite high, so a reader needs to pay attention to the text the guy writes and see his other reviews for context.

Going to fly in tomorrow. So excited. Unfortunately just read through reviews of the airport to confirm I had enough buffer time set up between landing into Montreal and getting to my hotel.

I factored in 3.5 hours between flight and hotel just in case things go really bad. I heard that downtown is 30 minutes taxi. I heard that customs / immigration though could easily take 1-2 hours which is going to be uber painful to deal with. Going to avoid checking in luggage to both avoid the wait and to avoid luggage getting lost (I heard it's very common for luggage to be literally thrown on the floor anywhere by the time you get free from customs).

Accurate?

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2076075]Just curious, do you think EscortsXO is hyped up on Merb? I asked Mongerer88 that question a few weeks ago because I thought there were guys shilling for EscortsXO. Perhaps for not any monetary purpose, but to get in the agency's good graces and to gain advantage in scheduling their more popular girls.[/QUOTE]You are spot on, Wyatt.

An American mongerer dominated merb for several years, running parties with both clients and providers in attendance for profit, and using them as leverage. You want an invitiation? Don't post a critical review of a girl from the particular agency for whom he happened to be shilling at any given time. First, it was Good Girls (now defunct) for a couple of years. Then Euphoria, til he and the operator had a falling out. Then finally, ExcortsXO. His influence on merb created a situation where reviews were written primarily to curry his favor rather than to share information. Many of the credible reviewers stopped posting.

Fortunately for all, the government caught up with him, not for anything related to the industry, but for being a foreigner running a business without authority. He and his number one henchman have vanished entirely from merb.

Having a fabulous "arrangement" with a wonderful woman I met on another site, I don't play much in Montreal anymore, so I can't speak about most of the agencies in town. My go-to agencies for my occasional dalliances remain Euphoria and the recently rebranded Mike's Mansion (formerly MTLGFE.) James from Euphoria is a former monger himself and as straight a shooter as you could hope to meet.

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2077465]They point out how XO came out of nowhere, became green board agency of the year, one former agency of the year folded shortly thereafter, blah, blah, blah. Also, they complain that the green board deletes bad reviews particularly of sponsors and drives out the authors of such. Perhaps the blue board is the island of misfit mongers.

I certainly have no personal axe about Montreal agencies and wouldn't want to get in the middle of a good flame war, but it's actually good to take note that not everything may be what it appears on the internet. My opinion has always been that the reviews on the green board seemed to be a bit too rosy. Reviews are always more clear when a provider has many positive reviews from different posters with extensive posting resumes. Insights from Mongerer88 and Smuler here are also very helpful.[/QUOTE]
You are correct that the blue board is comprised mostly of misfits dispatched from merb. That said, that which they report about XO coming out of nowhere is true, the former agency of the year vanishing also true. The departed agency, GoodGirls, was run by a first order scumbag whose success was due primarily to the shilling of the now deported Mayor of Merb. XO's coming out of nowhere was also due to his shilling. I can't vouch for the deletion of bad reviews, but can for the departure of many valuable reviewers. Hopefully with this character's disappearance, merb will again be the open forum it was before his reign of terror.

[QUOTE=Regnad;2078179]Fortunately for all, the government caught up with him, not for anything related to the industry, but for being a foreigner running a business without authority. He and his number one henchman have vanished entirely from merb[/QUOTE]If you know what the true story was, you would see how ridiculous you sound.

Best Regards.
Smuler

[QUOTE=Sedition;2078101]Going to fly in tomorrow. So excited. Unfortunately just read through reviews of the airport to confirm I had enough buffer time set up between landing into Montreal and getting to my hotel.

I factored in 3.5 hours between flight and hotel just in case things go really bad. I heard that downtown is 30 minutes taxi. I heard that customs / immigration though could easily take 1-2 hours which is going to be uber painful to deal with. Going to avoid checking in luggage to both avoid the wait and to avoid luggage getting lost (I heard it's very common for luggage to be literally thrown on the floor anywhere by the time you get free from customs).

Accurate?[/QUOTE]I haven't found it to be that bad. After the ridiculously long walk from the plane to customs, it is usually 20-30 minute process to clear customs. Important to leave your cell phone off until you clear customs. The bags start going around the conveyer about a half hour after the flight lands and they spin for 15 minutes. I usually take the 747 bus, which takes an hour now with all the construction. 10 minute walk to the Hyatt front desk and 10 minutes to check in. So I am usually in the room 2 or 2.5 hours after landing, but nothing wrong with planning for 3.5.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;2078502] ... Important to leave your cell phone off until you clear customs...[/QUOTE]Why? If they want to see it won't they just ask that you turn it on?

[QUOTE=Jkarri;2079060]Why? If they want to see it won't they just ask that you turn it on?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I did a poor job of explaining what I meant. The only time I got the third degree about why I was traveling to Montreal was the time I was busy talking and texting on my cell phone while waiting in the immigration line. I was unaware of the rule that cell phones are to be off until you clear customs / immigration. I think they noticed me violating that rule and decided to be dicks about it. Another thing to remember is that they enforce the rule on not crossing the street on the don't walk red signal.

I'm rather new to the hobby but have had some experience with AMPS in the states. Also some hobbYing in the Dominican Rep. Never tried Canada / Montreal. Business is taking me there in the next few months. Anyway noticed a lot of massage parlors and Read some reviews. They seem to be HJ for the happy ending and not FS. Is this basically the norm? Read a review for mont nuru and it sounds like no FS no BJ just HJ. Do any provide full service? Also can anyone suggest a good hotel that is SP friendly. I was looking at the Intercontinental and maybe the Nelligan.

[QUOTE=Ektor234;2079254]I'm rather new to the hobby but have had some experience with AMPS in the states. Also some hobbYing in the Dominican Rep. Never tried Canada / Montreal. Business is taking me there in the next few months. Anyway noticed a lot of massage parlors and Read some reviews. They seem to be HJ for the happy ending and not FS. Is this basically the norm? Read a review for mont nuru and it sounds like no FS no BJ just HJ. Do any provide full service? Also can anyone suggest a good hotel that is SP friendly. I was looking at the Intercontinental and maybe the Nelligan.[/QUOTE]All Montreal hotels are SP friendly. A few have elevator key cards, so you simply have to go to the lobby to meet her. But the hotels do not care who you take up to your room. The last time I stayed at the Intercontinental, there were no elevator key cards, in other words the lady could come straight up to the room without needing to insert a room card.

I don't know why you would fool with a massage parlor with so many reviewed escorts offering outcall (and incall if you want that for some reason). Reviews of massage parlors with a published address are not allowed on the local board if they contain explicit details, and their popularity has declined amongst locals for that reason, and also because the mayor is dedicated to shutting them down through licensing issues. You are better off pursuing the multitude of reviewed escorts.

The agencies have limited hours and availability, so an option is the MPs. Plus a lot of the girls cancel their appointments with you. An agency that I have had problems with is Mojo, which is becoming a joke. I first had an appointment with a Megan, then I had a text saying she won't be working tonight and the person asked me if I wanted a replacement. I then chose Annabelle. Now I just received a text saying she won't be available. The two girls at Xo, Alissa and Elena, are now fully booked after I had texted Xo since Mojo messed up my appointment. My last resort for incall was Nadya, and their girl, Byanca, is booked as well. So this is the disappointment that one can encounter with the escort services.