Kampala a great place to have fun
Hi,
Have been to Kampala and stayed for 6 weeks.
Here is the report:
About me: 40 Caucasian, a bit overweight.
Customs: Have yellow fever vaccination done and e-visa. Then no issues.
Language: Everyone I met spoke English, but most with a funny accent that is sometimes hard to understand.
Internet: Is still an issue. It works, but video calls break up a lot even with fiber connection.
About 10% of the girls are HIV positive. What I did was brought them to Nakasero Hospital for testing.
It's a very professional clinic with modern blood working station and very professional staff.
Its pretty common here to bring your girl for testing, so no worries no one will raise an eyebrow.
Full testing for STDs is about 25 EUR.
Accommodation: Lived next to acacia mall in a small local hotel where I got the "suite", big room no TV but a great bed.
25 EUR / Night. International Hotels are very expensive and have spoiled girls all around them.
Girls: I only did tinder and never professionals.
Its pretty easy, pretty much every girl was a match.
Chat, clearly state what you want and invite them to a cheap local restaurant or bar. (no not cafe Javas or Acacia mall).
Have a drink and then decide if you take here to testing. Never had any issues with this process.
Usually I did a girl for multiple days. Believe that's better than ONS anyway.
Got everything I wanted, really everything.
All of them wanted to go without protection, but I never allowed this to happen.
Always paid their taxi with safeboda App (0,5-2 EUR).
Never paid any cash for a girl, some asked, but we always agreed on taxi & food to be good enough.
2 really good ones I helped to find a job with an international company I knew.
As a foreigner I suggest being dominant and clear about what you want, in a polite way.
That's the way the girls expect to be treated.
Fraudsters: Had fraudsters every day. But no real issue, just be aware, take it with fun and be polite.
Travel: Always used Uber for myself (1-6 EUR), don't walk or use bodaboda its simply to dangerous, traffic wise.
In Uber, when you use your phone, keep the windows closed. Snatchers are around everywhere.
And be careful at night, you never know.
Had a great 420 dealer next door, so this was fun too.
You can find them everywhere just ask around.
Summary: Kampala is a great place for white guys who want to have a fun time.
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Masaka Warmup for Kampala
Took the bus from Kigali to Masaka and spent 2 days and 3 nights there, breaking up the long trip to Kampala. Contrary to some reports, I found Kigali, and Rwanda generally, a horrible place to meet girls. Except for one girl who gave a class-3 boudoir experience, and Louise the well-known Kigali MP, I have nothing which will draw me back to Kigali. Rwanda is clean, secure, safe, and oh so predictably boring, IMO.
So, it was off to the wild west of Uganda for me. I've had good luck meeting girls through Afro Introductions around Africa, except for Rwanda. And as a first time traveler to Uganda, I used it to line up some early meetings there. The attached pic is of a 26-year-old girl I met in Masaka. She met me as my bus arrived, and we proceeded to a very nice lodge in the city.
She provided splendid company and spectacular sex for 2 days and 3 nights. So, if you use dating apps, I highly recommend Afro Introductions for East Africa. I'm now in Kampala and have made some good Afro Intro contacts there as well. Have met none yet, but am very optimistic. Three days in, and I'm understanding the high marks Uganda receives from some African vets.
E-Visa or Visa on Arrival
Is visa on arrival still possible or is the E-Visa a must and how long does E-Visa take?
Getting your Ugandan visa at Katuna when using the bus
[QUOTE=MadDin19;2819577]It depends on what citizenship you have. If you are European you need an e-visa in advance. It takes one business day after the application is submitted.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure which nationalities can take advantage of this, but, with a US passport, I was able to get a 90-day tourist visa at the Ugandan immigration window when the bus crossed at Katuna, Uganda.
I tried to get the online e-visa, but the site refused to let me upload my passport photo. When I went to the Ugandan consulate in Kigali, the Ugandan woman working there told me not to worry because I could get the 90-day tourist visa at Katuna.
It worked splendidly, no hassles, no forms to fill out, simply hand your passport to the immo agent, let him snap a photo, and Bob's your uncle. Easy peasy. A Ugandan immo agent also asked me for my yellow fever card, and when I told her the Ugandan consulate told me it was not a requirement, she waved me through.