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[QUOTE=seattleduo]Researching KD, van Kampen, Folie and a few other places, i came across an interesting special at Royal......[/QUOTE]Gangbang, or 'Herrenueberschussparty' in German, I first saw at a private L.A. Swingparty with a nympho volunteer, then several times at the Fashion Partytreff in Hersel near Bonn and other swing clubs. It was a revelation, an ephiphany, a life changing experience and made me envious of women, who can have orgasm after orgasm while I could only have one or two, with a recovery period in between.-- So I can highly recommend it, but not to machos with an male superiority complex.
Here's the corrected translation:

Sex - as often as you can - Gangbang "Royal"

Here we would like invite your to our man surplus party

(lit= 'Herrenueberschussparty'). But now with some improvements and highlights. A Royalgirl invites you all each Tuesday at 19 o'clock to an erotichour with Champagne. With a hot strip show she will bring your blood to a boil, then she gives herself totally to you around itself you and whoever likes to take her, either several men at the same time or successively. She will float from one orgasm to another. She will scream with lust. You can watch or will take part in Sex - as often you can. No matter which technique you choose softly or somewhat harder, she will reciprocate with large lust. You should pay a hontorarium of 75, - euro.

So I decided to stop by La Folie. I've never been there before, but I have spent a lot of money in the FKK clubs around Frankfurt.

I rang the bell, they let me in, explained how the system works, and I paid 14 euros for the entrance fee and the first drink. They gave me a towel, and I changed in the locker room. I probably should have known this - the towels at this place are a lot smaller than at the Frankfurt clubs - basically you are expected to walk around naked, without towel around the waist. No worries, just a little bit unusual.

I had a shower and then I sat (naked) at the bar enjoying a drink. About 5 girls were in the club, and 4 men. A polish girl named Claudia approached me and asked if I wanted company. I said yes, and asked if she wanted a drink. She accepted, and ordered something from the barmaid. This was interesting: The barmaid asked her if she had explained to me how much that drink cost. She had not (I guess they are supposed to), and asked if 17 euros were ok with me.

We sat and talked for a while, and then moved to one of the couches and talked some more. We were touching each other and I was getting a little bit excited. She told me that we had to go to a room for sex, no sex in the common area. I sometimes enjoy a bit of public sex, so this was a little bit of a disappointment but no big deal. In the room we had some nice, unrushed standard sex, CBJ, a positive experience overall.

The whole thing cost: 14EUR (entrance) + 17EUR (drink for my girl) + 70EUR (standard sex for 30 minutes).

Would I come back? Sure. But I still prefer the Frankfurt clubs (Oase, World, Palace).

I just wanted to let the board know that I heard privately from the member I mentioned in my 'rant' post. Seems that he has been busy with work and intends upon posting his report soon.

I guess I was a bit to quick in posting my feelings and the pm shows me that he is a conscientious guy.

Sorry member 'X', we all look forward to your report.

AM

Hi,
Being there for the first time I must admit I was deeply impressed how this was organiased plus the clean and attractive environment. One can naturally argue the taste to be like a *****house, but what the hell....
I arrived around 15:00 and that was obviously way too early since only 5 girls and maybe 8-10 guys where present (plus maybe someone in rooms). Nevertheless 4 of them where absolutely fuckable (>6) so I picked a cute Yugoslavian and did the work in one of the small rooms in the basement.
After resting, bathing, massage and some food (average, but I can understand they're not interested in being a restaurant.) there was a great improvement of the selection even though you hardcore guys probably would call it a slow night.
Was picked up by a beautiful Turkish girl so we went to the downsairs kino and shagged on the front row! Seemed to be popular since all seats behind us where taken when we left. This was kind of new experience to me but gave a great kick, and now I'm hooked :-)

In sum; this is a MUST. Especially if you're new to Berlin and or not very experienced FKK'er........

[QUOTE=uggabugga]Hi,
Being there for the first time I must admit I was deeply impressed how this was organiased plus the clean and attractive environment. One can naturally argue the taste to be like a *****house, but what the hell....
I arrived around 15:00 and that was obviously way too early since only 5 girls and maybe 8-10 guys where present (plus maybe someone in rooms). Nevertheless 4 of them where absolutely fuckable (>6) so I picked a cute Yugoslavian and did the work in one of the small rooms in the basement.
After resting, bathing, massage and some food (average, but I can understand they're not interested in being a restaurant.) there was a great improvement of the selection even though you hardcore guys probably would call it a slow night.
Was picked up by a beautiful Turkish girl so we went to the downsairs kino and shagged on the front row! Seemed to be popular since all seats behind us where taken when we left. This was kind of new experience to me but gave a great kick, and now I'm hooked :-)

In sum; this is a MUST. Especially if you're new to Berlin and or not very experienced FKK'er........[/QUOTE]

Hi Uggabugga,
thanks for the report. Given the size and fame of Artemis, there is surprisingly little information on this board on its quality. I'm glad to see more info coming out.

A couple of questions. What day did you ago there (weekday or a weekend)? Also, you say that after your first round, things really picked up. What time do you think that was? And what do you mean by "there was a great improvement of the selection"? Do you mean in terms of numbers (if so, how many?), or in terms of quality?

Much thanks for any answers you can provide. I plan on making a trip to Berlin in the next few weeks, and I will definitley visit Artemis. Needless to say, I will bring back as much info as I can.

Hi Kumbu, I was there on a Monday. I suspected this to be a bad pick but the circumstances left me without a chioce. This was also confirmed by a local guy I had a chat with, but his appearance also sort of confirmed that it was not totally waste.The improved selection picked up around dinner time (18:00) but don't know if that was the reason itself. A guestimate would be 20 girls when I left around 20:00. And I mainly meant "pick up" in number and not quality if you're thinking about look. Let me emphasise though, that I prefer quality in attitude and snagg before picture look. But there was at least 3-4 model types if you prefer the no-brainers as well.
Given that it's sized for 6-700 guest, it's obvious that e.g. the "nighttclub" upstairs was pretty without human heat, but IMHO I still had great pleasure of the visit. It's just amasingly well organised, clean and well supported for the activity it's built for.
If my German friends will allow a small critisism, it must be that humor and smily spirit not exactly rules the male visitors. Even though many are friendly enough I still think some more outward attitude would add to the place. Maybe they where depressed about the selection :-)

PS.
You're even allowed to buy max 3 chips for drinks/ beers at the entrance and I got refund for the 2 I didn't use!

I was at Artemis on a Sunday evening. There must have been about 15 girls (about 25 guys) in the evening and may be about 20 to 25 later.

The quality of the afternoon ladies wasn;t that great, some older and some younger. I was intrigued by a Afghani girl, somewhat tall abd big (amazonic). I actually prefer petite girls but couldn't pass up on the opportunity. Later I had a session with a hungarian girl and an croatian/greek. The hungarian girl was young and petite and not jaded. The croatian was a pro and was rushing a bit. I apologize that I don't remember their names.

Hi Footloose, how was that Afghani in service? Just curious since I was very tempted myself (she had beautiful face as well) but she approached me very aggressivly so I got pissed and walked away to some of the more tender stuff.

My first Berlin Report

Last night I arrived in Berlin around 5 o'clock, checked into my hotel and called the escort agency where I had booked an escort for a 2 hour visit to confirm my booking and to give them my hotelsuite number.

I spent the hours before the visit relaxing and resting so I wouldn't be so tired later, which I normally are on a friday evening after a full workweek.

When the escort arrived I was surprised, she´s was much better looking in person compared to her internet pictures. She was a gourgeos 19 year old german woman. More importantly she was a nice and interesting person. After an initial talk I gave her the money (360€), so that issue was out of the way. We continued to talk and then I showed her the remaining part of the suite, the bedroom off course :-)

While we continued talking we got more and more undressed on the bed while gently caressing each other. After a while we were completely naked and we started kissing (no tongue), then she started to move down and began licking my balls. After a while she got a condom and put it on my dick and started giving me a cbj. To see a goodlooking woman sucking my dick is not the worst sight in the world :-)

A few minutes into the cbj she got up and changed position to some cowgirls action. She was unbelievable tight, I was actually in pain! So we changed position to some misc action in stead.

With plenty of eye contact and the tight pussy, I couldn´t last that long and I came after a few minutes :-)

When I rose to get rid of the condom, she made me get back to bed and she took care of it. All part of her service she insisted. We talked for half an hour more and then she left after the 2 hours had passed leaving a satisfied and tired customer.

Before the visit I had hoped the vist would entail 2-3 rounds of sex, so in that way the evening certainly didn't fulfil my expectations, but the girl was such a pleasure to be with , so I got a totally different kind of escortvisit, that I haven't tried before. So all in all I was very happy with the evening and would book her again if I come back to Berlin and she's available.

[url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/paula-e.htm[/url]

I'm researching the forum for my forthcoming trip to Berlin. The sex kinos which provide ladies offering services sound interesting but most of the posts on the subject are old. Can anyone provide an update please as to which are recommended?

I'm staying in a hotel in the K'damm area and don't really want to travel too far.

Many thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=uggabugga]Hi Footloose, how was that Afghani in service? Just curious since I was very tempted myself (she had beautiful face as well) but she approached me very aggressivly so I got pissed and walked away to some of the more tender stuff.[/QUOTE]

Her service was average, no kissing, everything covered. She was chatty though. The best was the Hungarian brunette (sorry don't remember the name). She was with another hungarian who was a bit pushy.

[QUOTE=Grandpianist]I'm researching the forum for my forthcoming trip to Berlin. The sex kinos which provide ladies offering services sound interesting but most of the posts on the subject are old. Can anyone provide an update please as to which are recommended?

I'm staying in a hotel in the K'damm area and don't really want to travel too far.

Many thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]

Sex Kinos are always a bit of a crap shoot.There are a couple on Kantstr (near the K'damm) and then there are a couple near to the Wilmersdorf S-bahn station.

In my experience there is really no reviewing these places. Your experience there can be horrible one day and heavenly the next. I myself am weary of the Wilmerdorf addresses as they are tourist traps and the girls hustle-if not outright ripping you off. They know that there cliental will never be back anyway so they concentrate on extracting as much money for as little service as possible.

And this is in general-you may have a good experience at one of these places if all the planets and the stars line up just so.

My favorite sex kino is this one

[url]http://www.erotikkino26.de/[/url]

It is a little way off the K'damm but worth the trip IMHO. You will not find tourists here. Though, nor will they speak English, but blow job is pretty much universal language now and you can always resort to pointing at your dick and then her mouth. She will understand.

I find in these places that it is safest to stick with the Thai ladies. They have a better work ethic and will continue to suck long past the point that a Euro girl would start to jerk you off with her hand while giving your dick head the occasional lick and call this a BJ...

The cost here is 5 euro entry (includes a non-alchoholic drink) and 25 euros for a BJ in the cinema. I think 20 mins in the back with FS is 35 euros. I always go for the BJ. Some of the girls allow you to touch breasts and even a bit of fingering at no extra charge. And some (mostly the Euro girls) charge an extra 5 euros-which I never pay.

Have fun. The sex kino scene is a special sleazy treat I enjoy about once every two months. I always feel sort of dirty after but still enjoy it for some reason...

Oh, I can reccomend Linda from EroticKino 26. She has a sweet mouth...

On the berlinintim.de website there is an ad for a Hasenjagd (Bunny Hunt) which when clicked gives some details. It lists 18 establishments and includes a couple that I'm interested in visiting.

My German is not very good but I was able to translate "gratis poppen" (free fuck) which peaked my interest. I couldn't make out much of what else the site said about the Hasenjagd. The Bunny Hunt is scheduled for Thursday, April 13 and I'll be in Berlin on that date.

Can someone whose German is better than mine visit the site and let me know what the catch is or what I missed in my pathetic attempt to read the site?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Tele Port]On the berlinintim.de website there is an ad for a Hasenjagd (Bunny Hunt) which when clicked gives some details. It lists 18 establishments and includes a couple that I'm interested in visiting.

My German is not very good but I was able to translate "gratis poppen" (free fuck) which peaked my interest. I couldn't make out much of what else the site said about the Hasenjagd. The Bunny Hunt is scheduled for Thursday, April 13 and I'll be in Berlin on that date.

Can someone whose German is better than mine visit the site and let me know what the catch is or what I missed in my pathetic attempt to read the site?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Why not give us a link?

Never heard about the expression "there's no such thing as a free lunch"? If something sounds too good to be true, it certainly are..............