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I've decided to take a bit of a break from Kamilla Dee. Not that it's a bad place. Just that some of the girls there would sometimes wonder why I wasn't dating regular girls in Berlin instead of paying themselves lots of money. Fortunately I always had a good comeback for that: I said that my German wasn't good enough. Nowadays it's getting harder to maintain that excuse.

Besides which, there are so many different corners of this city still to explore, it's amazing. This forum, useful as it is to newcomers, describes only the English-speaking surface of the Berlin scene. The other day I decided to follow the road less travelled and use a tip I found on the German forums. I ended up with some of the best sex of my life.

She was a blonde Latvian girl with a beautiful face, a porn star body, and, most importantly, a porn star attitude. Crazy sex in every position and she held nothing back: DFK, DATY, etc. I wasn't vain enough to imagine that all the screaming and moaning was real, but it was so well done I didn't care. We chatted in German at the end as she was really friendly and arranged another rendezvous. Meanwhile I'd be delighted to share her name and the location of the establishment if the thread clique will kindly permit it.

I gave her €80. Normally I would spend €120 on visits to KD, so I saved €40. I paid this €40 (including a big tip) to a nice English girl to spend three hours cleaning my place. It kind of puts things into perspective. I mean the amount of money we are spending on girls, and what we expect to get in return.

Hi.

I found myself with an unexpected free couple of hours this afternoon, so I popped into Monrouge for the first time since they merged with Bel Ami.

There were three girls available, Sybel whom I'the seen with before, and two new girls from Romania. Of the new girls, I chose Monica, and a very good choice it was too.

[url]http://www.monrouge.com/models/details/Monica.html[/url]

Monica is 25, tall with a perfect figure and is even prettier than she looks in her pictures. She's also a really fabulous girl – friendly, funny and very sexy.

I was offered a half-hour for 80E, plus kissing (10E) and uncovered BJ (40E) as extras. That was 130E, and as I extended for a further 30 mins for an additional 80E, total cost was 210E for the hour. This new pricing structure is no doubt the 'Bel Ami' effect, but I didn't see anything new to justify the significant price hike that had taken place since my last visit.

Monica started off with an oil-assisted body-to-body massage, beautifully executed. Her BBBJ skills are top class. She has a fabulous body and the prettiest pink pussy I've seen this year. A stellar session, price notwithstanding.

If Monrouge's current price list accords with your budget, then Monica is definitely one to look out for. A terrific girl.

Charlie

For those of us living vicariously from afar.

Her motto is "Die Lust ist mein höchstes Gut!" and she looks to have very nice BoBos (to my untrained eye).

I am shocked that you looked at her pussy.

Thanks BSK.

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1166888]Hi.

I found myself with an unexpected free couple of hours this afternoon.

[url]http://www.monrouge.com/models/details/Monica.html[/url]

She has a fabulous body and the prettiest pink pussy I've seen this year. A stellar session, price notwithstanding. A terrific girl.

Charlie[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1166888]If Monrouge's current price list accords with your budget, then Monica is definitely one to look out for. A terrific girl.

Charlie[/QUOTE]Good talent scouting there Charlie. So I guess MR price is now on par with KD et. Al. When you throw in extras that is an awfully expensive punt. Still if they can deliver the promised goods, who can argue with that.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1167077]Good talent scouting there Charlie. So I guess MR price is now on par with KD et. Al. When you throw in extras that is an awfully expensive punt. Still if they can deliver the promised goods, who can argue with that.

AM[/QUOTE]Correct.

The great thing about Monrouge in the past was, in my experience, being a top-notch bordelle in the KLD & VK class, but at the price of a 'second-tier' establishment such as Royal, Salon Prestige, Liberty or Tiffany.

Now that they have jacked up their prices to KLD levels, they cease to be the relative bargain that used to be the case.

I still reckon that MR is a quality bordelle with really pretty girls and top service. But at the new price-levels. So it should be.

Best wishes,

Charlie

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1167077]Good talent scouting there Charlie. So I guess MR price is now on par with KD et. Al. When you throw in extras that is an awfully expensive punt. Still if they can deliver the promised goods, who can argue with that.

AM[/QUOTE]I just noticed your post count. 2038 and climbing!

I remember, not so long ago, when you were approaching 1000 posts and trying to find a suitable way to commemorate that milestone. Your 2000th seems to have passed by without fanfare. Or did I miss something?

Well done anyway. A journalistic achievement that surpasses anything that Bernstein & Woodward have managed.

Best wishes,

Charlie

Apparently, their website is not under construction anymore and the club opened last Friday. The new club is NOT a flatrate club, instead it's 60 Euros / 30 minutes. That's the same price level as Artemis. But in Schoenefeld they charge 5 Euros per drink and even have lady drinks for 15 Euros. And no BBBJ by the way. At least it's only 5 Euros to get into the club and the first drink is for free.

All information quoted above is taken from their website. It's a slightly different URL now:

[url]http://www.bordell-erotica-berlin.eu[/url]

I haven't been to the club yet and don't intend to. You get much better bang for the buck in Berlin.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1165415]Seems there is a new brothel opening up in the old Pussy Club location just steps from the Schönefeld Airport.

[url]http://bordell-erotica-berlin-schoenefeld.eu/[/url]

The web page seems to still be under construction and I have yet to read a report.

For those arriving who just can not wait to get into town.

Don't expect much from this.

AM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1167115]I just noticed your post count. 2038 and climbing!

I remember, not so long ago, when you were approaching 1000 posts and trying to find a suitable way to commemorate that milestone. Your 2000th seems to have passed by without fanfare. Or did I miss something?

Well done anyway. A journalistic achievement that surpasses anything that Bernstein & Woodward have managed.

Best wishes,

Charlie[/QUOTE]Hi Charlie,

I was hanging on for a post of merit around the time I was approaching 2000. But as my activities are somewhat curtailed nothing was presenting itself. In the end I just posted without note the 2000 mark. Hopefully by the time I rech 3000 things will have turned around.

AM

[QUOTE=WsgJack2;1167265]I haven't been to the club yet and don't intend to. You get much better bang for the buck in Berlin.[/QUOTE]A report I read a couple of days back on the German forum was less than spectacular. One girl available, Romanian and not a top model. I just can not see this being a great location for a club and have doubts that they will veer be able to attract and decent talent. But hope springs eternal in the pooners heart and maybe someone here will give it a shot.

AM

Well, I have finally had the Artemis experience after reading about it for such a long time and all I can say is thank god I live far away in Asia because if I lived anywhere near Berlin, I'd soon end up bankrupt visiting this place every weekend!

I'm writing this report with all the details from scratch for the benefit of anyone new to Berlin or new to the Artemis experience.

Arrived around 4. 30pm on a Saturday after a day of sightseeing (magnificent as the Brandenburg Tor and the Reichstag were, the sights on display at Artemis proved to be the highlight of the day by some distance.). Grabbed a taxi from Potsdamer Platz. The driver knew where Artemis was and the journey cost around EUR 14. Very friendly girl on reception, clocked me as a newbie as soon as I walked in and patiently explained the set-up to me: you pay your EUR 80 entrance fee, and receive a key that works on both your locker in the changing room as well as a small safe just off the reception. Clothes etc go in the locker, money goes in the safe.

Included in the admission fee: showers, robes, towels and slippers; soft drinks and food; use of the gym (I wouldn't have believed anyone actually would, but lo and behold there was indeed some enthusiastic chap pedalling away on an exercise bike) , sauna and swimming pool.

Sex is not included and runs to EUR 60 for a half-hour with the girl of your choice (more on this below) , which includes FK, BBBJ, DATY and sex in several positions. Everything else is extra and negotiable with the girl. CIM / COF / COB is EUR 60; A-Levels EUR 100; extending the session to one hour EUR 120. The girls are pretty honest about what's included and what's extra and you are unlikely to get scammed, although YMMV in as far as the standard of service from girl to girl.

Spacious and clean change-room facilities (but, being a very private person, I was a little uncomfortable with the communal showers and the amount of bratwurst on display.). The change-room leads through to the main lounge, which resembles the interior of a large upscale nightclub complete with techno music played by a resident DJ. The bar serves free soft drinks as well as pricey alcohol. At EUR 10 for a beer, not really the venue to be drinking in. The atmosphere is chilled, with plenty of comfy banquettes to relax in. The footstools were a nice touch. Smoking is permitted in the upstair lounge (though not in the downstair bar, nor in the gym, sauna or pool areas).

I was quite nervous at first, so I thought I'the just sit there for a while and take in the goings-on. There were quite a few guys already in, most in buddy-groups with a few singletons like me here and there, but the numbers started increasing to horde-like proportions by the time I decided to leave – around 7. 30pm. The atmosphere was very relaxed – I felt perfectly comfortable sitting there with my feet up, smoking a cigarette and taking in the acres of gorgeous naked female flesh strolling about in nowt but a pair of high-heels and the occasional sexy waist-chain or garter-belt.

It truly was a cornucopia of delight for the eye: blonde girls, black girls, brown girls, oriental girls, tall, short, tanned, pale, long-legged, big-titted, medium-titted, tiny-titted. The smorgasbord of international pulchritude was almost overwhelming!

I was just plucking up the courage to go and say Hello, to someone, when my first companion of the evening decided to take the initiative and come talk to me. Her name was Iris and she was from Romania – tall, tanned, nice legs, attractive features, bottle-blonde hair, plastic tits (which was the only minus for me). She's worked at Artemis for a couple of years and spotted me as a nervous newbie, which was a good thing because it broke the ice, making me feel a lot more confident after opening my innings and getting a feel for the modus operandi of the house. I opted for the straight EUR 60 session with her as this was my Artemis-cherry-pop. Nice sloppy BBBJ – I asked her to go slow and slurpy and she cheerfully obliged. Sex in CG, Doggie and finished in Mish with her ankles around my ears. Nice chat and a bit of a laugh afterwards before heading back downstairs. Parted with a kiss – a very pleasant opener indeed.

So, the way it works: if you see a girl you like just go up and say Hi, have a bit of a chat and, if you wish, head off to one of the rooms up the stairs. The keys to vacant rooms are left on a desk and the girl just grabs one as you go past. Once in the room you discuss whether you want the standard service or something extra, agree the price and away you go. Once you finish, you head down to the safe with the girl, retrieve your cash, pay her, put the wallet back in the safe and head back to the lounge, pool, etc to recuperate before embarking on the next round.

Round two for me was with Yolanda, a 5' 10' leggy black girl of mixed Jamaican and Somalian extraction with small, natural tits, a warm, friendly personality and a lovely smile. She approached me as I sat by the bar smoking a post-Iris Gauloises Blondes and chatted me up with the practiced aplomb of a five-year veteran of the house. When I said I was interested but wanted to hang out for a bit longer, she said no problem and true to her word came and found me about a half-hour later. I do wish Yolanda had been my first encounter of the evening, as she spoke excellent English and really took time to explain the ropes to me – what's included, what's not etc. I think she decided to take me under her wing somewhat as she had assumed I was an early-twenty-something naïve young lad (I actually do look a lot younger than I am) , which was no bad thing because I learned quite a bit about how to operate at Artemis. She was genuinely shocked when I disabused her of her assumption and told her I was 39 – we had a good laugh about it and the sex ended up being all the better for our having built some rapport – as I found with my third and last session of the evening, the downside of Artemis is that the encounter can end up being quite mechanical if you pick someone with whom you have no chemistry.

I've never had anal sex with a black girl and Yolanda had a lovely arse, so I was quite keen on the extras. I don't think she was though as she quoted EUR 150 for A-Levels (she wasn't trying it on – she was honest enough to tell me that the normal rate is EUR 100 but she charges more). I got the hint and didn't pursue the matter but I did splash out (pun intended) an extra EUR 60 to bust my nut all over her face. Superb BBBJ, tasty DATY and enthusiastic CG, Reverse CG, Doggie and Mish with those long legs of hers up on my shoulders. Sweet kiss as she left me by the door to the change-rooms. Excellent session, the best of the evening.

After two good rounds, I made my first schoolboy error of the evening. I had earlier seen a really toothsome little corkscrew-curled blonde and had set my sights on her for my final punt of the day. When she didn't reappear for a while, rather than going off with the lovely nose-ringed, dark-haired Hungarian girl who sat with me for a long chat, I decided to hold out for the curly-mop and she never turned up. Of course, I lost the Hungarian thereafter as well.

The second schoolboy error I made was not booking in this absolute corker of a black girl I had seen previously as I subsequently passed by her on the landing on my way to the loo. I thought she'the still be there when I came out, but she wasn't: I really should have stopped earlier and asked her to wait a couple of minutes for me to come back out. Couldn't find her again, either.

The third schoolboy error was driven largely by the fact that nearly three hours had gone by since I entered the club, I'd lost three birds I'd fancied, I had to head off for a dinner appointment and I wanted a third shot before I left. I had seen a pretty little blonde with tiny tits on a slim coltish frame – right up my alley – and when she passed by, I tapped her on the shoulder and without any real preamble agreed to go to a room with her. I should have trusted my instincts, as she was quite hard-faced close up and I didn't feel much of a connection, circumstances under which I'the normally have bailed out. Her name was Varna from Bulgaria and she turned out to be very much the mechanical go-through-the-motions-type that I had instinctively pegged her for when I said Hello. The BBBJ was a bit of a cheese-grater jobbie too and she didn't speak enough English – nor I German – for me to get the message across to her to mind her teeth. She offered anal sex, which I agreed to thinking it would liven things up a bit but she launched into a routine of fake-moaning and corny "give it to me baby" patter that completely put me off and ended up giving me a headache. I decided to cut my losses and had her jerk me off just to get it over with. Of course, true to sod's law, she turned into a smiley, perky, bright little ray of sunshine as soon as I'the come but it was a bit too late by then.

Je ne regrette rien, though. All-in-all it was a super first foray into Artemis, which is just about as brilliant an establishment as can be, and I learned a few valuable lessons that will hold me in good stead on my next visit.

I headed back to town on the S-Bahn from Westkreuz Station, which was a breeze to find after viewing Angus's thoughtful and most useful video on how to get to Artemis.

Will I return? Hell, yes. And often!

[QUOTE=Kbkbal;1168928].... Artemis ....[/QUOTE]Hello, Kbkbal,

A thread about Berlin Artemis does exist :

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin[/url]

IMHO, it would be nice that your post goes there!

Took one for the troops. Amanda, yikes hot buxom 24 yr old Czech blond, found on Berlin Intim website (rated number 1 most viewed set card at the mo). A little less photo-shopping in the flesh, but still attractive. She floats around Germany, in short-term flats with a friend in seemingly all big cities for a couple of weeks, then moves on. There the good times end. Made an appointment-she was late as things were occupied. My monger instincts said maybe I should bolt but you know how easily inertia sets in in such matters so I just carried on. Then a few grunted negotiations with no discussion of extras etc. 70 Eur for 30 mechanical, covered BJ, no kissing, pointless, loveless (she came at least) , starfish minutes, kind of like being on an assembly line. Almost sexless sex. Some might find this unique concept exciting. I surely did not.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1171509]Took one for the troops. Amanda, yikes hot buxom 24 yr old Czech blond, found on Berlin Intim website (rated number 1 most viewed set card at the mo). A little less photo-shopping in the flesh, but still attractive. She floats around Germany, in short-term flats with a friend in seemingly all big cities for a couple of weeks, then moves on. There the good times end. Made an appointment-she was late as things were occupied. My monger instincts said maybe I should bolt but you know how easily inertia sets in in such matters so I just carried on. Then a few grunted negotiations with no discussion of extras etc. 70 Eur for 30 mechanical, covered BJ, no kissing, pointless, loveless (she came at least) , starfish minutes, kind of like being on an assembly line. Almost sexless sex. Some might find this unique concept exciting. I surely did not.[/QUOTE]Shame. Fabulous body, just my type.

Escorts are speculative propositions as we all know, but from time to time one comes across an agency that seems reliable and then one has reasonable grounds to expect a certain standard of service with any new girls that one orders from the same stable.

Independents are probably the least reliable category of hookers, especially the ones who travel from city to city. There is no prospect for the girl of repeat business and thus no incentive for her to give you your money's worth.

A brave effort on your part. Sorry that the adventure you displayed was not properly rewarded.

I'll be at Art on the 13th if you happen to be around. Pm me if so.

Best.

Charlie

Hi all,

I'm going to berlin next week and hoping if I can get some advice from you on where to go and where not to go. My first trip to Berlin so don't know anything there but trying to read up and getting some info but trying to get some inside info to.

[QUOTE=Jerbio; 1171975]Hi all,

I'm going to berlin next week and hoping if I can get some advice from you on where to go and where not to go. My first trip to Berlin so don't know anything there but trying to read up and getting some info but trying to get some inside info to.[/QUOTE]Jerbio- here we are laying it out on the line for you all with our almost daily recon missions, broken hearts and wallets, and you can't seem to do the obvious.

Well here is some shocking and unconventional advice: READ THIS FORUM. The very same forum you found to write your note! This IS the inside info. Look through the older posts, at least from this past year. Invest a massive 30 minutes. All revealed.

Or look at Angus Magee's blog site, with its reports of Biblical proportions, with even videos of how to arrive at key destinations.

On current trends, soon there will even be requests for videos of how to talk to girls, and to clarify really, what is that dang penis thing for. Sorry to rant, but I am still recovering from an earlier special op this week.