Full Friday night Report.
Gave it a full day on Friday after the self-imposed Easter fast to get back into mongering mode. All played out well in my head. Actually in "our" heads because some buddies of mine went along to do what we hadn't done in a while. I guess you could call it bar-hopping which essentially is just wandering Vienna at night from nightclub to nightclub and see what's new, what's the status.
Well, as so very often the anticipation was much better in my head than the actual experience.
Started off my day at Emotion Wellness because I wanted to get a head start over my boys and get some action already in the day. And the fool that I am went there at noon without appointment. Which I don't recommend. It's seriously better to call ahead and book the lady that you like in advance because after all that's what they are going for with their concept.
I'll make it short because this would be a review in itself, which is kind of beside the point. In short, Emotion Wellness is now a group of Milfs. Not that there is anything wrong with that at all and they are very good in what they are doing. They just can't pull it off with me, so I left after I was introduced to the ladies who were present. Don't know if they want to be Milfs only now or if it so happened shortly after Easter but there wasn't a girl for me in either studio (neither Rouge nor Noir). This has been this way all year. Some controversy at the local forum has been going on about it, too. The users there are going back and forth, generally to waste everyone's time. Truth is if you like the pretty ladies of the younger variety, of course legal 18+, then Emotion Wellness currently won't serve you.
That concluded my day mongering or lack thereof and I fast forward my report to the evening amusement.
Let me remind you, I am talking about a Friday night in the beginning of May in Vienna. A trip through what should've contained visits of like a dozen of sexbars. You can also call them nightclubs that offer sex.
First bar: Kerstinbar 2nd district. Traditionally kind of a dump but often the small bar area makes for some fun atmosphere and girls are willing to put out already in the bar before you book the room if you pay Champagne or the Austrian sparkling wine variety, Schlumberger Sekt. On Friday, though, there were just 2 really chubby girls, no people other than us. Failure!
Second bar: Club44 aka (formerly) Club Pigalle. 6 girls, 2 of which were young and juicy. One of them is Maria who was topic of one of the previous posts. She actually is in Vienna right now and is cute but she is as boring as she is cute. Not sure if she speaks English at all but her German was minimal, and she asked for a drink right away or she wouldn't sit with us. So, thanks but no thanks, although I would definitely have invited her, had she shown a more friendly and motivated demeanour. Second pretty and young one is blonde and more friendly. We left regardless with the option of returning if we found nothing better later on. No other people there for an hour. At the time it was almost midnight and except for no customer had entered the club yet at the time, so the girl admitted.
Third bar: Alicebar (should have been the 2nd one as it is just 100 m away from Kerstinbar but you know, reasons) 1 girl, ugly too. Uninspired waiter, no clients of course. Waste of time.
Fourth bar: Manhattanbar 15th district, ideally located right at the Grtel and Westbahnhof. Usually the best or second best bar on the Grtel (not that this is an achievement nowadays but if you are there, Manhattan used to be better than the others around). 4 girls, all chubby or fat, few obvious regular customers. Usually from there we would go to Okaybar but that is closed yet again and probably in for the 100th change of ownership or whatever. So we walked for a while to the.
Fifth club: the very small Discreet club. It's somewhat new, maybe a year old or so. It's small and weird but not the worst one that night and the manager is a good guy and interesting to talk to. But 1 girl only and a handful of guys talking to each other. Interesting trivia: in order to reach the rooms, you have to leave the club walk 3 m to the left and enter through a door of the same building. Weird but of course no problem except for the fact that people will see you get out and in with the girl from there.
Sixth club: Exzess club. Usually the better bar in that area at the end of the Grtel but not that day. 4 average girls only but most clients so far and all girls busy drinking Sekt with the clients. At least one place there that works but the girls were not attractive at all.
Since Maxim is open again, we ubered our way over to the center and got in. Maxim definitely is on its way back to the top but It was not hard to beat what we had experienced that far. But it's seriously another ballgame if the use of a sports analogy is allowed. In the sexbar game in Vienna there are really just 2 options nowadays and those are Maxim and Babylon. You can skip everything else. The top girls are going to be there or nowhere else as far as bars are concerned. Sure, you can find a diamond in the rough everywhere but who wants to go on a hunt through all those mediocre clubs every weekend only to end up in the usual clubs anyway.
Maxim on that night had something around 12 14 girls and was packed. Let me remind you that only a few weeks ago Maxim was closed for an entire 4 months. Not to take anything away from them but how is it that the other bars didn't figure out how to take advantage of Maxim's closure and step up?
We obviously ended up at Maxim and did a lot of heavy drinking at our final stage of Friday night's bar hopping.
Why didn't we include Babylon into the bar-hopping? The cover charge of 100 EURO makes it inconvenient and Babylon is more a thing that you do and nothing else on that night; unless it is horrible, and you get out before you must pay the cover charge.
