Jesus...can it get any better?
My much anticipated trip finally arrived last week. Four days and three nights in the great city of Berlin. I'll first let you know that between this board, berlinintim.com and a few other sources on the net I gathered my facts, did my homework and completed a list of numbers and names that would surely make my excursion a pleasurable one.
My list contained about five escort agencies along with the names of approx. 12 young lasses for late night visits. I also wrote down the adresses of five bordells incl. VK, KD, Liberty, Muller 2 and Royal. Each apartment included 4-5 names to remeber when checking out the line-up. I can mention that I have visited both VK ad KD on a few occasions in the past so I am relatively well schooled in the routines and social etiquette involved in completing the deal at the higher end Berlin cathouses. But here's the kicker. One last look on the very informative site [url]www.berlinintim.de[/url] brought me to the attention of yet another apartment worth noting, Salon Prestige. This little observation clearly made my trip the best mongering experience of my life and that includes among others trips to Riga, Copenhagen, Brussels, Paris and Las Vegas on four occasions. Salon Prestige is hands down the best brothel that I have ever visited in any city.
When I found out that Prestige was a five minute-three block walk from my hotel then this made things all the merrier. I can add that I stayed at the Hotel Ku'Damm 101. A trendy four star hotel that ran me about €125/night. The place is immaculate, great beds and truely one of the finest breakfast buffets that I've ever experienced (and that includes the Las Vegas strip hotels). All the staff was very friendly and rather young (19-25?) and included a few lookers to boot. the hotel is a definate recommendation if your pockets allow (Berin must have the cheapest hotels in Europe as far as big cities are concerened).
So I arrive Wednesday evening and take a taxi directly to my hotel which is of course on the Ku'Damm at 101 and at the very end of the boulevard. Also note it's very near FKK Artemis. The Cialis that I took before getting on my plane is now in full effect so I take a quick shower, a beer, a few shots of vodka and head off to Salon Prestige. It's on the ground floor of a pleasant building and right at the end of Ringbahnstrasse and literally 50 meters from the Ku'Damm. Very easy to find with a big gold sign on the corner of the building. Sure I'm a tad nervous but the Madame opens the door with a big smile and immediately shows me to a room. Prestige is extremely clean and well looked after. And as mentioned on previous posts discretion is always a priority and thus you never run into other customers while in these establishments. I take a quick look at my list and see two names with exclamation points; Susi [url]http://www.top-prestige.de/susi.htm[/url] and Jenny [url]http://www.top-prestige.de/jenny.htm[/url]. The girls come by one by one and indeed Susi is the fourth to grace my presence. She's hotter than I could imagine. This is a no brainer. I'm gonna fuck Susi no matter her attitude. I can add that the other 5-6 girls were average at best. None stand out in my mind but certainly no dogs in the bunch either. All were 5+ but believe me Susi is top notch. In the world of mongering I'll sum it up this way:
Face:8+
Body:10
Attitude:9+
Service:9+
Now I'm not going to go into too much detail about my sexual prowless with Susi but it suffices to say that for forty minutes we sucked, fucked and licked like upcoming porn stars. Susi is simply fabulous in bed. I paid and extra €20 for French kiss and it was worth every cent. Got my boys jumping from the start. Susi is more than happy to rub my chest, lick my nipples as well as the recipricol. We laughed, moaned and quite simply enjoyed each others horniness. DATY was no problem either. Not sure if it's normally included but Susi never hesitated to perch her round ass on my face whilst licking my nuts and slobbin' the knob. Ok enough. We fucked too of course and after about 30 minutes of hard play I whip off my hardhat and cum on her tits....which by the way are silicone but quite simply some of the finest tits that I've ever laid my hands on as well as my eyes. My girlfiend has fake tits but after fifteen years they have become a bit hard and out of place. You honestly would not know that Susi's tits are fake by touch but the fact that she has two small scars underneath as well as their overall perfection, well then it kinda gives it away. So my last ten minutes are filled with a massage of high standard. Susi, who is German, has visited Florida a few times and speaks English rather well. Other than counting to ten and ordeing a beer my German does not exist. So we had some nice conversation during the massage including some laughs. Hence the 9+ in attitude. She'd get a 10 if not for the distance and professionalism aspect which to me is fully understadable. She likewise mentioned a boyfriend so I can't expect her to fall in love but she's easy and good fun to spend time with. Now knowing that Prestige is right around the corner, I fully anticipated to return and would be more than happy to spend another session with Susi. But the only way I could see a session being any better (besides with another girl perhaps)....would be to include some anal sex in the mix. So I ask her while going out the door if she works this Friday and if she does anal. The answer was a 'yes' and a smile. Fuckin heaven on Earth I say to myself and leave Prestige feeling like a king. €100 spent and one of the best sex escapades of my life.
Got to get back to work. This is just one of seven stops/reports. Stay tuned.
The Grand Wazoo
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Haupstadt Miki: Another positive review
.....so my early evening experience with Susi at Prestige left me with the feeling that professional fucking just can't get much better. But I'm on a mission with a 12 pack of Cialis, a well thought out list and thoughts from the xperiences from fellow punters on this board. Number one my late night-hotel-visit list is Nina from Haupstadt Agency. I called them around 22.00 to place my order (...gotta be a better way to put that?) and was told by the dude on the phone that indeed Nina would be available around midnight. Knowing that Nina works likewise at the Haupstadt Puff brothel, I sort of got a weasy feeling knowing that she had been busy pleasuring men all evening and would probably not be in the mood for an after midnight call. So I decide to move on to number 2 on my escort list...Miki from Hautnah Agency [url]http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm[/url].
Now Miki has been favorably reviewed here on a few occsions. Most notably by Angus and TXL Muc. Naturally both reviews conveyed some persuasion as well as her photos. But I too must admit that anytime I can get a slim, hot 19 year lass into my bed with no strings attached (albeit €90), then by god I'll oblige to my urges. There really is not much more to add to this visit as TXL and Angus pretty much hit all aspects on the head. Telephone guy speaks English, was pleasant and delivered Miki to my hotel approx. 20 minutes after my call. I greet Miki by the elevator in the hotel lobby and receive a sweet peck on the cheek. Miki is bright eyed but obviously shy and perhaps a bit intimidated by my size (not my pecker but my body of course, I'm 1'94m and a somewhat muscular 101 kilos with a shaved head. Sort of the bouncer look I suppose). In any event Miki is quick to disrobe, take a quick shower and then immediately goes to work with a BBBJ. I should add that this is my only Berlin experience where BBBJ is involved. I did perform DATY on nearly all of the ladies, including Miki, but to be honest I'm a bit skeptical to BBBJ and DATY as I have had a minor (=curable) STD in the past. But who can resist a shaved 19 year pussy? In fact Miki claimed to be 18. All the better. Besides the normal touch, feel, suck, fuck etc...what stands out about Miki are three things. She will French kiss and this is apparently including in the €90 price (and yes I did give her €100 thereafter denying the change). However as I believe Angus states, the kissing is nothing to brag about. To be honest I wasn't that into it either. Miki is a cutie no doubt and possesses a top notch body but if she has any physical blemishes, it's her teeth. Guess the Romanian dental care is still stuck in the communist era. Number two item to note is that Miki gives one helluva a blow job. Eyes always staring me right in the face, nice soft tongue play including balls, shaft and tip lick. Her endurance was amazing (lot's of booze and cialis in me remember). I'd reckon the BBBJ lasted a good 20-25 minutes. However what stands out the most regarding Miki is......her ASS! My god it is to kill for. I even joked with her and called her Nadia Comeneche (sp?) as her hips, thighs and ass seemed to be of elite gymnast quality. Not an ounce of fat yet most certainly feminine. Not even sure how to describe it but can say with glee that Miki has the best ass in Germany. In addition you can squeeze and lick it as much as you want much to her delight. Miki tells me that she does not do anal but I would imagine after another year or two in this business that she will be the greatest ass fuck in Europe. At least appearance-wise.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Miki indeed takes your load in her mouth. This is midnight porno madness at it's best. Gotta love Hautnah. But as Angus and TXL claim, she does not swallow. She simply struts into the bathroom and disposes of the spew. Who can blame her, right?
There wasn't much conversation to be had so we spent the full hour occupied with sexual debauchery. I even managed to softly fling her from the bed to the floor where we fucked on the cold hotel floor for ten minutes or so (no carpets at the KuDamm 101). Miki is a true sweetie. Innocence and beauty and quite simply gives great service. I'd sum it up as such:
Agency: 10 (everything worked as it should)
Face: 7+ (too bad about her teeth-though not terrible)
Tits: 8+ (18 year and full of perk)
Ass: 10 (best I've ever seen)
Body: 9
Attitude: 8 (nice girl but no English=limited conversation)
Service: 8+
On another Hautnah note. I asked Miki if it's possible for a two girl special. Indeed it is and she suggested a new visit with herself and Daniela. Never got around to it but if anyone wants a true porn experience of the teen proportions, then I would suggest Hautnah. Not many places on earth where you can get such service at a reasonable price.
Two great experiences and I've now only been in Berlin for about 8 hours. Tomorrow I will eat a great breakfast and head off to the Venus Adult Expo (!!) where naked girls abound and the beer flows at 11:00am. Yes, I work in the adult film business but that's a whole different story.
The Grand Wazoo.
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Artemis review, Part 1 intro (girls reviewed in Part 2)
[This is long, so I broke it into 2 parts, with the reviews of the girls in Part 2]
God, I love FKKs!
Thanks to Kumbu, Angus Magee, and all the other reviewers in this forum. I don’t speak any language besides English, but with help from ISG I can hobby wherever I travel from Copenhagen to Shanghai. I found myself in Berlin for business meetings, but with a full day and two nights to sample the wonders of the city (including the sexy ones!).
First, a little background…I love variety, and so I like to sample strip clubs, massage parlours, brothels, escorts and clubs when I travel, depending on what is available locally. In North America, strip clubs generally are not “full service” – you may get grinding and occasionally a hand job, but BJs and FS are rare. Some might wonder why attend a strip club, since for the same money you spend on the lap dances and teasing, you can book an escort and be assured of a “happy ending” to your night. But, there is something about being in a club with a bunch of guys, ogling and talking to naked women and being able to feel up a smorgasbord of sexy bodies. Besides, in North America, the strippers are generally much better looking than escorts, and I am into looks. I bring that up because in my opinion FKKs are the best of both worlds – you get to see and interact with and sample the girls before FS, and they are usually great-looking. I have only been to one FKK before (Goldentime, in Vienna) so I was looking forward to sampling the famed German ones.
I carefully planned my strategy after researching the relevant posts in this forum. I don’t really like brothels, so I thought I would only indulge in the clubs. Being an older guy now, even two shots on goal in one evening is pushing it, so I thought I would start with FKK Artemis, because I could spend time in a nice setting to “recharge” between sessions. I then planned to follow the next night, after recuperating, with La Folie because I like raunchy bars with naked women (like the Kiss Me bar in Barcelona, where you get fondled and BJ’d at the bar basically in front of everyone!) but would likely only have one encounter left in me.
So, off I went to Artemis ([url]www.fkk-artemis.de[/url]) on a Wednesday evening. No problem finding the place, as the directions on the web site are good. I took the S-Bahn from Potsdamerplatz (where my hotel was located) to the Westkreuz station. After coming out the exit, head straight down the small road to the main street, turn left (away from the blue tower) and walk 300 meters just past the overpass for the train tracks, and there it is…a fancy, respectable looking sign marking this little slice of pooner heaven.
I won’t go into the details of the physical layout and setup, since that has been done, but the receptionist was very helpful in explaining the rules (although I knew them all, which made her ask how I knew, and she didn’t look surprised when I said it was famous on the internet). However, the facilities are excellent…everything was top quality and very clean. It wasn’t quite as big as some descriptions, but certainly roomy enough. When I first arrived at 6 pm there were not too many girls – about a dozen, but only about 8 guys as well. As the night went on, more and more girls (and clients) arrived and circulated, so that by the time I left at 10 pm there must have been 30 or 40 girls inside.
Many of the girls were eating (as were the men) in the dining room, so I took my time to look around and get a feel for the facilities. There are more than enough non-girl activities to keep you busy for many hours. I was planning to eat there, but the small buffet was not to my liking…and why would they serve curried pasta, thereby ensuring bad breath for both girls and clients! Anyway, the girls I had weren’t a problem, but I wasn’t about to make a bad first impression with bad breath, so I decided to skip the food and eat later (not a problem since the time zone/jet lag screws around your appetite anyway).
I sipped several cokes at the bar and couches while inspecting/ogling the available girls. I should mention that while I like variety, there is a certain “type” that I am most attracted to: young, pretty, slim, but with nice B/C breasts, not too tall, good ass (although, unlike Kumbu, I am definitely more into boobs than ass), and preferably blonde. I was also hoping to score a nice German girl.
After brushing off the outgoing/aggressive Italian girl previously described (not my type, and it was too early to make a decision anyway), I noted that while the quantity was only so-so at the beginning, the quality of the girls was much better than other places I have been. I would say that 90% of the girls were at least a 6 (f**k-able) and at least a third were 8-9 – didn’t see any flat out gorgeous model types that make you gasp in the street and consider being a stalker for the day (my definition of a 10), but there were definitely some very pretty, very luscious bodies there.
[continued in Part 2]
Artemis Review, Part 2 (Tanya and Evelina)
[continued from Part 1]
Most of the girls were a little bigger than I liked, until I finally saw one that fit my “type”– a pretty bleached blonde, about 162 cm, nice natural handful-sized tits, round little ass, just right…unfortunately, as soon as she sat down, another gent sat beside her and started chatting her up. Great, I thought, missed my chance (and you never know, sometimes there are no other “perfect” girls the rest of the night) but to my amazement (and delight), the gent got up and left her alone at the bar. So, I made my way over, found out her name was Tanya, that she spoke English, was 24, and came from Romania. We chatted for a few minutes before she asked about going upstairs. This usually sets off warning signals for me…Eastern Europeans often are brusque and don’t go for the foreplay aspect, which I enjoy, and this approach sometimes indicates they will be mechanical in the room. But, she was so pretty, with such a gorgeous body, that my little head decided that Tanya would be my first girl of the evening. I made sure that she did BBBJ (CBJ just doesn’t do it for me) and off we went.
Well, she wasn’t quite a GFE, but she was very willing to please and take direction for what I wanted. She gave DFK and a very good BJ (sloppy, wet, noisy, and a little too fast at first, but she slowed when asked). I decided to heck with FS, this is so good that I asked for CIM – which was available for the standard 50 Euro extra. Usually I have trouble with CIM, only occasionally am I able to come with a BJ alone, but after some steady work on her part and some on my part (massaging those lovely firm young breasts, for example) she took my explosive load in her mouth. Turned out to be a bit too much for her, so she had to spit it out before I finished my contractions, but it was still pretty damn good. After, she cleaned me up, we cuddled and I was pretty happy with my first encounter at Artemis.
Afterwards, I rested up…took a sauna, sat in the whirlpool, sipped cokes and just enjoyed the ambience. Even had a little power nap on the couch at the back of the room, followed by a couple of coffees to pick me up. What’s better than being in a room full of sexy half-naked girls? Well, maybe screwing all of them, but other than that, nothing! More girls started arriving so that gave me something to do…scope out as many as I could to choose wisely for my next experience.
I intended to sample a different type of girl, but then a trio of “my types” walked by and I was hooked. I selected a delectable one in Evelina (or something like that), a 21-year old from Poland who also spoke decent English. She was about 165 cm, had fabulous C-sized breasts, and shoulder-length blonde hair. After checking on the BBBJ OK, we went upstairs. She was a little reluctant to kiss (closed mouthed only) but holding and fondling that tight young body was exquisite.
I intended to only start with a BBBJ and then proceed to covered FS (in several positions, especially doggie…that favourite I share with Kumbu). But when she started, I realized that I had a gem on hand (or on penis, literally). She gave head EXACTLY the way I like it – slow, sensuous, with good suction and tongue action, and a perfect rhythm. I was in ecstasy, and when she saw how much I was enjoying it, she mentioned that I shouldn’t CIM unless I wanted to pay the extra. I said no because there was very little chance that I could CIM again so soon, but after a few minutes, I began to feel that, amazingly, perhaps I could!
So, I “upgraded” to CIM, and she proceeded to give me one of the most spectacular 15-20 minutes of my BJ life. She kept varying the rhythm but not the sensuality, she used her hand sparingly but always at the right moment, and she kept me on the edge for ages. [And just to prevent some future complaints, let me remind you that every guy likes his BJ done differently, so what was fantastic for me may not thrill you.]
Anyway, I finally felt the inevitable moment and I erupted in an amazing, powerful and prolonged orgasm. I was totally spent afterwards…easily the best BJ I had ever had. After she spit out she cleaned me up, we cuddled for a few minutes, and the second amazing session was over. I’ve never done CIM twice in one evening like that before.
So, I left Artemis totally satisfied (even though I didn’t have FS). And, just as I was leaving, I saw a petite blonde girl with one of the prettiest faces that I have seen – made me consider going back to Artemis the next night! Even though both girls were Eastern European (never got that German girl) and not 100% GFE (which is overblown, in my mind…I am after the sex, not the emotional connection), they were both service-oriented and gorgeous (8.5’s on my scale). I ended up spending 310 Euros (gave the girls a 10 Euro tip on the 60+50 CIM charge, for 120 each), but it was well worth it…after all, I spent 4 hours there. I would for sure recommend Artemis as upscale entertainment, if you have the money to spare.
Next stop…La Folie!
MI
Great report on Artemis, dude!
[QUOTE=Man I]I ended up spending 310 Euros (gave the girls a 10 Euro tip on the 60+50 CIM charge, for 120 each), but it was well worth it…after all, I spent 4 hours there. I would for sure recommend Artemis as upscale entertainment, if you have the money to spare.
Next stop…La Folie!
MI[/QUOTE]
Can't wait to read on how you found La Folie.
The only comment I have is: don't ruin it for the rest of us by giving in to tipping. Once you create this expectation, its almost impossible to back out of it.
It also sets you (and those of us who don't live there) as a "gullible foreigners" who aren't in the know on this matter.
If you are happy with her service, consider doing a longer session or adding in extras.
At La Folie, if you really like the girl you can order a Piccolo and sit with her and drink it, for example.
Its one way of saying: "I am pleased with your services" but without getting the women on that slippery slope of expecting tips with every session.
La Folie - Not recommended
From the heights of ecstasy to the depths of disappointment. What a difference a day makes in this hobby! The previous night I had an unprecedented two BBBJCIM with lovely girls in the upscale Artemis. The next night, I tried La Folie.
Again, easy to find at Kaiser-Friedrich-Strasse 63, big sign saying Club La Folie 69. Was there about 7 pm, buzzed in, paid my entrance, and went naked into the bar. As others have written, It is very strange being naked along with everyone else, and I think if the lights were a little lower it would be more comfortable. Regardless, it was quiet…there were only 6 girls initially, none were my type, and they ranged from 3 to 6 (the 3 was occupied with a gentleman on the couch!). There was one petite blonde girl who may have been a 7; however, she was occupied all evening talking to a man at the far end of the bar (the owner? he was dressed).
Sipping on my coke, I was thinking of bailing, when in walked Gina, a dark-skinned Italian girl. She had a slim 7 body, not quite as nice a face, and older than I usually like (probably early 30’s) but at least she was my type and I thought I would give her a try. We made small talk, I bought her a drink, and we moved over to the couches (the other fellow and his chubby 3 went into a room by then). Gina was quite pleasant, spoke good English, and I enjoyed her touching and stroking, so we went off into a room.
The room was clean but pedestrian – just big enough for a big bed, porn playing on a telly, and the obligatory mirror. I kissed her breasts and she had nice responsive nipples, but there wasn’t much mutual play, despite the rather nice teasing foreplay on the couch. No kissing, which I like, and she quickly went to a covered BJ. She declined my request for BBBJ, and said none of the girls do that here.
The CBJ was only adequate and shortly after she climbed on board for a decent cowgirl. She seemed surprised when I wanted to switch positions after a while, but readily went to missionary and then doggie. It was all rather mechanical instead of erotic, so I decided to have her finish me by hand. Unfortunately, her hand technique was even worse –she uses her fingertips, which I don’t like, and was much too fast and rough.
Even with some direction, I could see it wasn’t going to work, so I just told her I was too tired and we ended. When I went back into the bar after my shower (about 8 pm by then) there were 6-8 new girls chatting on the couches, and only 2 other gents at the bar. Better quantity but still no quality – not a single one that I would rate as high as 7. They were all, how can I put it delicately, rather thick and swarthy.
I decided again to bail, got dressed and paid my 100 Euros (14 entrance, 17 drink, 70 for half hour with Gina) for what was a very disappointing experience. The Artemis experience would only be 30 more Euros, and in my opinion is a MUCH better value. So, I cannot recommend La Folie, but obviously there must be men with very different tastes than mine for that place to stay in business!
Thinking that the night was still early, I decided to put La Folie out of my mind by trying Royal. First I stopped to refresh with a wienerschnitzel and beer, and then took the buses to Bundesplatz 8, arriving there about 9:30pm. Imagine my horror when there was no answer to the doorbell! I even had a coffee at the café across the street and tried again, thinking that perhaps all the girls were busy, but no luck…Royal obviously closes very early (don’t recall reading that in the posts) and I did not have any other addresses with me.
So, a double disappointment for my last night in Berlin. I had a quick thought to go back to Artemis, but by then it was getting late, I had an early plane to catch, and I was too tired from traipsing across town in search of pussy. Interesting, on my way back to the hotel I changed buses at Kurfuerstenstrasse and noticed a couple of SWs there…had a fleetingly urge but I always avoid SWs due to increased risks.
Next time, I will try to get to the brothels earlier!
MI