Berlin

hey angus, you have really contributed to this board like no other - you deserve a medal of some sort. you've become the kingpin of berlin, i think we all owe you a debt of gratitude.

ok, now back to my long-overdue reports of artemis. just as a reminder, these are reports from experiences several months ago. they may still prove to be useful, or at the very least entertaining, to some. in case you are wondering how i remember the details (and whether you should trust these details or not), i take plenty of notes immediately after each experience. so what are in these reports are as accurate as all my previous reports. i have forgotten some things, and you will see reference to those things that are vague in my memory.

after cara, i showered and wandered back to the main floor and sat again at the bar. i asked for a coffee (which is surprisingly good, by the way), and a sprite, and then walked over to a lounge area by the side of the room. by now the place was beginning to fill up a little. it was something like 6:15pm or so, i guess the after-work crowd were making their way in. i noticed that most people were walking in and out of a door at the back of the main room, so i walked over to investigate. it turns out this is where they serve dinner. so i grabbed a plate and some food and sat down to eat. it was a little weird, being in a social context with these strangers, and having to conduct small talk with them. it was compounded by the language barrier, but it was fine in the end. the food itself was ok, nothing to write home about, but enough to fill your belly and give you strength for a full night of ridiculous sex with random strangers.

after that, i went back to the bar and got another coffee, and sat on the lounge area to the side of the room. this turned out to be a fantastic stroke of luck. from here, i had a full unobstructed view of the bar, so i could watch the kinds of interactions people were having. this was very useful because it gave me a model for typical interaction, and therefore confidence in how to behave in this place. more importantly, my vantage point gave me a perfect view of anyone that came in and out of the main room. a little explanation is in order.

the women who work here are smart people. they are savvy in their business skills, and they know all about human (especially male) sexuality. they themselves pay 50euros to enter the place, so they have to make it with at least two guys to make it worth their whiles. but of course they all want to make it with many more guys just to fill their wallets. in order to do this, they need to advertise their goods, or else the guys will not see what is available. so what the majority of women do is the following: they pick a spot that is their home base. from here they have a route around the entire establishment where they can walk and scope out potential customers. so if they see a guy alone in the sex kino, for example, they will go and sit next to him and start up a conversation. if they see some other woman with a guy sitting on the couch, for example, they will keep that in mind, and continue with their circuit around the building. when they complete the circuit and return to that spot where the guy was talking to the other woman, they check to see if the two of them are still there, or if the woman has left the guy alone. this is a sign that the woman was not this guys type, so they may make a swoop to try to capture this guy.

now this is where male sexuality comes in. they all know that we are visual beasts, so they dress themselves up in such a way as to accentuate their more beautiful traits and de-emphasize their less attractive traits (if they have any). so a woman with fantastic tits will walk around topless, swinging her tits from left to right like the pendulum on some beautiful godly clock. a woman with a wonder-butt will wear something that highlights the butt and de-emphasizes everything else on her. a woman with a fabulous set of legs will wear 6 inch high heels and nothing else that covers her legs. she may cover her chest if it is less than ample, so as to maximize her phenomenal legs.

and then they strut. ohmygod do they strut. they walk up and down that building as if it is a catwalk, just like those models you see on tv, except these girls are naked. they practice their walk, and of course couple that with those fantastic little sexy smiles they throw this way and that, just to entice and attract the watching males all around the room. and make no mistake about it – all the men are watching all the women, keeping track of their own libidos and the wonder of the visual feast before them.

so from my vantage point, i had this perfect view of all the women as they entered the main room. all of them would walk in the main doors, look left and right to scope out the room, and then strut their way down the center of the room. some would stop at the bar, lean over a stool (ay caramba!) and talk to the barmaid. others would strut all the way to the back of the room, meandering between the couches and the strip stages, and peek into the sex kino back there. if there was nothing interesting or no one available, they would turn around and strut their way back out and downstairs.

so there i sat, watching this fantastic real-life porno movie of some of the most beautiful women on earth, walking naked up and down just mere feet from me. and i kept thinking that as soon as i muster enough strength, any one of these gorgeous naked women could be gorgeous and naked in my arms in a matter of minutes. that is such a satisfying feeling, a feeling of being both completely satiated as well as unbelievably hungry at the same time. sorry guys, i just can’t put it into words.

there were women of all sizes and shapes, enough variety for any man no matter who you are. here are some things i noticed:

- total women at around 8pm was something like 30. total number of guys was similar. later that evening (around 11pm), the ratio remained the same, but there must have been 40-50 women and 40-50 guys. so it did get quite busy (not crowded, but busy).
- most of the women were caucasian, and most of them were of east european descent. there were enough germans, but i did not meet any spanish, french, portuguese, scandinavian or dutch women. not to say there aren’t any, i just happened not to meet any. there were some turkish women (three that i counted, including nellie, see below), and no asian women to speak of. again, not that they don’t frequent artemis, i just didn’t see any on that night.
- most of the guys were white as well, although there were several turkish gentlemen. i didn’t see any black guys, but i have absolutely no doubt that race would *not* be an issue here in artemis. the place is owned by turks, so i can’t imagine any kind of white supremacist thing going on. i did see two asian guys, both very respectful and clean looking. they seemed to know what they were doing, so they must have been there before. i think one of them spoke german, so that must have been a plus for him.
- there were a couple of chinese gentlemen who lacked any german or english skills, so this must have been very frustrating for them. what’s more, it seemed that they lacked many social skills too, but this may have been high testosterone levels that caused this. as an example, as i was sitting on my perch, i saw this beautiful blonde woman walk into the room. she had a tight white miniskirt on, and was completely topless. she had a pair of knockers that would knock out muhammad ali in a second – i mean they were absolutely perfect, the best tits i have ever seen! i know we on this board write such things quite frequently ( i can’t tell you how often i have read reports in which someone says something like ’she gave excellent head, the best i have ever had’), but in this case i write this with thought and careful consideration. these…were…the best…tits…i…have…ever…seen. her tits reminded me of that model called sydney moon - perfect sized tits, very small nipples, perfectly proportioned, just a wonder of nature. anyway, she reaches the bar and sits down, orders a drink and starts talking to the girl next to her. our chinese gentleman, sitting on a couch on the other side of the room, sees her and starts to frantically get all his things together. he walks over to her and without saying a thing, taps her on the shoulder and shouts “ay!” she is startled by this, partly choking on her drink, but he perseveres. he shouts again, “ay! and with his right arm, does a large circular motion two times, ending with a jab towards the upstairs room. he was indicating that he wanted to go upstairs. she seems bemused, and shrugs her shoulder in mock ignorance. so the poor fellow shouts again “ay!” and storms off toward the stairs that lead to the upstairs room. so she figures it out, and i guess she agrees, because she puts her drink down, giggles a little to her friend, and goes off with the chinese guy, who now has a rather large smile and a small bulge behind his towel. my point of re-telling this story is not to make fun of the guy (although it was amusing), but rather to tell you all that no matter how bad your social skills may be, you’re going to get laid here. you could be a complete idiot, and if you have the cash, you can make it with any woman here. watching this kind of eased my nerves, and after that i really started to enjoy myself.
- a little while after that, i saw a guy that looked icelandic (don’t ask me how i know that, he just looked like a couple of icelandic friends i used to have). he seemed very shy and awkward, and he was sitting on a couch near me. he had been there since before i had arrived, so he was clearly having some nerves. but finally maya, that beautiful blonde i had had the night before, approaches him and starts to talk to him. a few minutes later, she laughs real loud, and i look over the guy looks really embarrassed. anyway, maya gets up and walks over to another blonde girl and that girl walks over to the icelandic gentleman. i thought he had told maya that he wanted to make it with this other girl, and that’s what the commotion was all about. so all three of them sat on the couch for a few minutes, and then they all get up and head for the rooms! this sly icelandic guy wanted to do it with two of them at the same time – two beautiful platinum blonde bombshells! he was walking between the two of them, and he put each of his hands down on each of their asses as they walked out, and i thought to myself “wow, he knows what he wants, and he’s going to get it now”. i looked at my watch, and by now it was 9:20pm. at 9:30 the two girls walked back downstairs, and the icelandic guy was never to be seen again.
- all night long, this one girl kept catching my eye. she was tall, very tall, perhaps 6ft or more. but she had an absolutely perfect figure. she had breasts that were not too big, perhaps a good handful each. she had a perfect waist-line, and a nice, large, round, firm, ass. it wasn’t what we would call a booty, per se, more like a well-shaped ass. it looked very tight, but fleshy enough to really give you something to grab onto. but most of all, she had legs like an angel. i just can’t tell you the phenomenon that are her legs – long, really, really, long, and absolutely perfectly shaped. usually tall women have skinny legs, or overly large legs, but her legs were of perfect proportion. they were muscular but not too muscular; they had flash, but were far from fat; they were very, very toned, and the skin just seemed like it was covered in warm butter for my viewing (and tasting) pleasure. she looked to be in her early twenties (i later found out she was 26), had curly dark-brown hair, and was wearing a fish-net wrap around her ass and waist. it barely covered her ass, but left her gorgeous long legs fully exposed. she was topless, and she was wearing high heel shoes with a six inch heel – so again, the key word here my friends is legs! she also had the most alluring face. she had a very prominent chin, perhaps too prominent. but she had eyes that would strop a train in its tracks – very sexy, warm, deep and…did i say sexy? she had this way of glancing sideways, which seemed very sly and attractive. she came in and out of that room perhaps six or seven times over the course of the night, and each time she would look my way and crack an ever-so-small smile. but then she would continue with her strut around the room. i got hours of pleasure just watching her walk, it was just the most sublime experience imaginable. in fact, the price of entry was worth just this visual treat. but there was much more to come, not just the beauty of a walking set of legs.

ok, so my crotch was recovering from the morning with sylvia and the late-afternoon with cara, and i decided that i needed to select someone for a late-night cap. there were five or six girls that really caught my eye, but who to pick?? this girl with the legs was the obvious choice, but all of a sudden she was no where to be seen. i figured she was with some lucky son-of-a-*****, so i waited. i waited some more. but after a full hour of waiting, she was no where to be seen. maybe she went home for the evening?

i was getting tired, so i decided i couldn’t wait all night for this girl. after all, there were dozens of very, very attractive women around. i also needed another drink, so i got up from my perch that had served me very well and walked over to the bar. as i sat drinking my drink, a girl with the best smile in the building looked my way. i waved to her and she came over. this was nellie, who turns out to be an institution here at artemis. later that month during the world cup i saw a british news piece on prostitution in berlin and they were interviewing two girls from artemis. they never showed the girls faces, but i recognized the brunette as nellie (i don’t know who the blonde girl was).

anyway, nellie speaks fantastic english (she spent some time in ireland). she is turkish and has been at artemis since it opened. in terms of looks, she has eyes to die for – large, dark, wondrously beautiful. and she knows it too, which is why she makes her face up so as to accentuate her eyes. she has a wonderfully shaped face, very well proportioned. her breasts are also mighty fine – more than a handful and certainly worth consideration. but again, her strengths (at least to my eye) are her ass and legs. she has a very well shaped ass – ample flesh, well distributed, firm and shapely. and her legs are strong, sexy and well-worth some viewing time. we talked for ten minutes, and then she asked me if i had seen all the places in the building. i said “yes, most of the places”. she said, “have you seen the kinos?” and i said “no, not really, they’re not my thing”. she said “oh, but you haven’t seen the downstairs one, let’s go”.

so she grabs my hand and leads me downstairs to the sex kino. the place had a couple in the back making out, and we sat right in the middle of the room. on the screen was a scene of three people, a guy and two girls in the middle of some jungle fucking like monkeys. they were still wearing most of their clothes, and the guy had a par of tighty-whiteys on. there was a close up of the guys dick entering one of the women’s assholes, and when the close up came on, nellie let out a yelp of delight! she said “look, there’s shit on the guys underwear!” and there was – you could see brown stains in the crack of his tighty-whiteys! phew, that was a turn off.

so we were sitting close together, and she put her hand inside my robe and started to caress my chest. i had just had some coffee, so my breath was not all that good, so i pulled out the breath freshener that i carry everywhere and squirted some into my mouth. she saw this and says “oh, that’s so sweet, thank you…” at which point she pauses, looks me straight in the eye for a full five seconds, and then her head shoots straight down onto my dick and she starts to suck away. this was bbbj, by the way, right there in the middle of the cinema, with people walking around, looking over and smiling at us. what a weird experience. she did this for about 5 minutes, and i must say i felt very awkward. but what the hell, it’s all good. then she pops her head up, jumps up and says “let’s go”.

she leads me to a nearby room and drops some towels onto the bed. she sits down on the bed and says (and this is completely true): “you can do anything you like to me”. and then she leans back, spreads her legs open and spreads her arms wide open and smiles at me.

oh boy, what to do, what to do. hmm, let’s see…would you like to play a game of canasta? or how about fucking like those jungle monkeys we just saw in the kino?

ok, so i told her that i’d like to put my hands all over her body, and the best way to do that would be to massage her ass and legs. she agrees whole-heartedly, and flips over and wiggles her bum a little. so i start to rub her ass, her legs, the small of her back, fantastic! i did this for many, many minutes, perhaps 20 minutes! by the way, at some point i went down to her calves and caught a whiff of her feet: they were very stinky! and she knew it, because she started to complain not to go there because her feet were stinky. i didn’t think about it at that time, but later i wondered why her feet were stinky. i mean, don’t the women shower after each guy? this made me think that at least some of the women do not take a full shower after each guy, and this worries me a little.

anyway, as i was getting all into her ass, she suddenly changed in her mood. she became very tense and tired. after a minute of this, i asked her if she was ok, and she said that she was undergoing a sudden migraine attack. so i stopped manhandling her ass for a minute so she could grab some medicine from her purse. she took the medicine and said it would take a few minutes to kick in. so in the meantime, i switch my sexual groping into a real neck and shoulder massage. she loved this and was very, very grateful. i massaged the muscles near the base of the head, which are usually the most troublesome for migraine sufferers, and she was very thankful. but the migraine did not dissipate, and eventually she told me to just fuck her. so i mounted her, and did her missionary style (very unsatisfying). i finished in record time because all that ass-grabbing had really brought me to the brink, but still, the ending was quite a disappointment. afterward, she ran away to find a quite dark room, and she did not return for the rest of the night.

so my particular experience with nellie was rather unfortunate, but i have no doubt (whatsoever) that she is one hell of a provider. everything up to the migraine was perfect, and could not have been scripted better. if you have the option to go with nellie, and if you treat her nicely, i am certain that you will not regret it. she is sweet, built like a pleasure palace, and very very easy to get along with. besides, the next day when i returned she did me a favor, which i will report on in the next installment.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Hey Angus, you have really contributed to this board like no other - you deserve a medal of some sort. You've become the Kingpin of Berlin, I think we all owe you a debt of gratitude.[/QUOTE]

Hey Kumbu-Why thank you. Not sure about the medal-perhaps the members can chip in and send me on an all expense paid day at Artemis;-)

Seriously-I came to Berlin two or so years ago and never expected to stay here. At the time Jackson was just changing the forum and I asked for an upgrade to senior status on the strength of a promise to contribute greatly to the board. As I had used ISG extensively in my travels, and not always been able to contribute at that time-I had no computer and had little patience for internet cafes.

So when I started to settle, for the time being, in Berlin I made it my mission to keep the Berlin board active. And with good results I feel. We have a very informed thread here on the Berlin board with none of the bickering that many of the other threads see.

And I find many of the visiting contributors are top notch.

So thanks for the recognition Kumbu and for you continuing contribution as it is always an entertaining and informed read.

AM

Hey,

Great report on Artemis!

Just wondering: have you done the clubs in NRW and in Hessen and can you compare? How large is Artemis square footage-wise?

I personally prefer the smaller clubs in NRW but will drop by Artemis when next in Berlin.

Thanks!

I just noticed to day that the Hautnah web site has gone 404...

And just as I was getting ready to call in Daniela for a session.

Anyone have any info on this sad fact?

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]I just noticed to day that the Hautnah web site has gone 404...[/QUOTE]The first page (not the /Hintergund page) says that they're "im Urlaub" until February. This would seem to be confirmed by Nikol last week (report pending, honest!) when she said she was off home this week.

[QUOTE=Jackyo]Hey,

Just wondering: have you done the clubs in NRW and in Hessen and can you compare? How large is Artemis square footage-wise?

[/QUOTE]

Kumbu hasn't answered, but I have a feeling he hasn't been to NRW or Hessen in fact.

I'm no good on square footage, but Artemis, which is on three floors is much larger than you probably think. Ignoring outside areas (none at Artemis), I would say that Artemis is almost comparable with World, if you add all the bits up. But it is much cosier than World, and the main bar area is not as cavernous as the airport terminal main room at World. Atmosphere perhaps closest to the main room at Palace, if again not so large. Of course, it's rather subjective all this.

Indeed Toscana is correct - I have never been to NRW, or anywhere else in Germany for that matter. So I can't really compare Artemis with any other establishments of its kind. I *can* compare to La Folie (which is also in Berlin), and tell you that these two establishments are not even in the same league. La Folie is small, very small, and cozy, while Artemis is big, sprawling over three floors, lots of jacuzzis and massage areas, twenty something rooms, and loads of ladies walking around. From conversations with some of the ladies, I get the feeling that it is in the league of most of the major FKKs. For example, Zina at Artemis told me that she frequented the FKKs near Frankfurt, and Artemis is very much like those, except everything is new and clean. That's all I can offer in the way of comparison, sorry. I would *love* to go on an expedition to collect comparative data on the various establishments, but that takes more time&cash than I have right now. Perhaps some rich gentleman will fund such a trip, or perhaps pigs will fly our of my ass one day.
kumbu

[QUOTE=Jackyo]Hey,

Great report on Artemis!

Just wondering: have you done the clubs in NRW and in Hessen and can you compare? How large is Artemis square footage-wise?

I personally prefer the smaller clubs in NRW but will drop by Artemis when next in Berlin.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Angus Magee] Not sure about the medal-perhaps the members can chip in and send me on an all expense paid day at Artemis;-) AM[/QUOTE]
Angus, if you find someone willing to do that for you, grab them and never let them go! And then, of course, get your good friend Kumbu in on that deal.

Gentlemen,
here now is the last report from my second prolific day in Berlin. There is still one day left to report on, where I will detail the beauty that is Angela (at Brigitta Duemichen), the raw beauty of Mia (Artemis) and the perfection of the ass of Ola (Artemis).

To recap, this second day began with a trip to Royal (Sylvia), followed by an early Artemis entry where I saw Cara, and then Nellie. Now, in the early hours of the morning, as my strength and will power dwindled, I encountered a Polish princess by the name of Carolina. Read on for details.

After Nellie, I showered and found myself sitting in the changing rooms in some little nook somewhere. I sat there, hiding my head under towels for some 20 minutes, just dazing and meditating. It was weird – my body was satiated, my mind was tired, but my greed was in full drive – I wanted MORE!!! I sat there for those twenty minutes hiding my face from all the eager guys in the wash room trying to figure out what I would do next. Conserve energy for the next day and go back to the hotel? Or look for another killer body to fuck? At end, I decided to give it another shot. My thinking was this: when is the next time you will be back in Berlin? And when will you get such an opportunity again? But I decided that I would not settle for anything less than excellence. So if excellence did not present herself, I would eventually just go home and save the cash for a better day tomorrow.

So I returned to the bar and drank a coffee followed by a sprite, followed by a coffee, followed by a sprite, followed by a visit back to the little boys room. This all took about 45 minutes, and my batteries were re-charging very nicely. I walked around for a while after that surveying the talent. There were a couple of good looking girls around, especially this one tall, striking brunette with the fabulous legs (see previous report). But when my dick had stopped buzzing from the previous experience and I was ready to go for my final round of the night, this brunette was not to be seen. Ok, I decided to go for the next best person (but not falling below my high standards).

At some point this blonde girl caught my eye. She had a longish, sharp nose with large, almost unnaturally large, green eyes. Her hair was a dirty blonde color, dead straight and down to just below her shoulders. She was striking and beautiful, although I think her bare nekkedness had something to do with that too. She was about 5’6” tall, wearing a black half gown-like dress. That is, imagine a formal one-piece black gown that hugs the body from top to bottom, but imagine that the top is removed and all you have left is the bottom half. That’s what she was wearing. It sounds awkward, but it was quite revealing. Her boobs were nice, although certainly not over-abundant. But the thing that sealed the deal was her legs – firm, long, well-shaped and very indicative of a healthy sexuality. So I smiled at her as she was walking past me and she veered in my direction. I asked if she spoke English and she smiled and said yes, and voila we were in business.

Her name is Carolina, she’s Polish, has lived in Berlin for about 3 months, will remain for a long time if she can, enjoys speaking English and loves her work. This was all discovered in the first 3 minutes of conversation. She’s a sweet girl and is very eager to please (don’t read this as an invitation to abuse her). So after the normal small talk she asked if I wanted to “visit” with her upstairs, and I paused as I decided whether she qualified for “excellence”. Given my fatigue, her well-shaped ass, and the erection beneath my robe, the answer was an unmitigated “yes”.

So we went upstairs and as I passed the pile of towels at the top of the stairs I grabbed three towels. When we got into the room I spread them across the entire bed, raising a puzzled look from her. I explained that I didn’t want to be lying down in other people’s sperm, and she giggled at that. She asked what I wanted, and I said I wanted to give her a massage, and then have regular doggie-style sex. She said that was most agreeable, and laid her body down for my viewing and groping pleasure.

As she lay down I realized that her proportions are somewhat better than I had thought. She is a little lanky in that her legs and arms are long and slim. But when you look at her legs alone, they are really very well proportioned – nice curves, perfect proportions of meat to bone, a well-toned set of calves, and very little fat on the thighs. These wonderful, long legs lead to an ass that was certainly better than the gown that she was wearing revealed. It was pert and rounded, although perhaps just a tad smaller than I prefer. Nonetheless, the meat on that thing would certainly keep me busy and happy for a good long time. I watched for a few moments, slipping in to that mesmerized state just before beginning a wonderful act of perversion.

She, meanwhile, was talking about Krakow and Warsaw, the only two cities I knew of in Poland, and providing me with an excellent compare/contrast response to my questions. Needless to say I wasn’t really listening, but I remember thinking that I would like to visit Poland one day, if for no other reason than to get me some more Polish ass like this one.

So anyway, I began my massage at the top of her back at the hairline, with the idea that I would work my way down to the first prize – the ass. When my hands touched her skin I recoiled for a second, literally. It was as if my hands had just touched hot oil. So violent was my pull-back that she got shocked and turned to see what was wrong. Nothing was wrong – just the opposite. Her skin was, without exaggeration, THE softest, smoothest skin I have ever touched. It was like touching latex that has been immersed in olive oil (if any of you kinky bastards have ever done that) – absolutely without friction whatsoever. I thought something was wrong with her skin (thus my recoil), but I quickly realized that it was just her normal skin. So I rubbed and pushed and squeezed her neck for a while, enjoying the tremendously warm, soft feeling of her skin. I’m not exaggerating – it really was an unbelievably soft, warm feeling, perhaps the most outstanding thing in my memory of her. I moved down to her mid-back, and she was groaning pleasure for a while as I did this. I then found my way to her ass, and my was it nice. I wanted so much to put my lips on those beautiful cheeks, but I dared not – Artemis is not the same, safe confines of Royal or Brigitta Duemichen. So I just rubbed, stroked, squeezed, separated, lifted, and compressed those beautiful soft ass-cheeks for about five minutes.

She began to get a little impatient, so I let her roll off the bed. She strutted over to where I was sitting (the edge of the foot of the bed), smiled, and then got down onto her knees and started to suck my dick. No questions, no hesitation, no condom, no problems for her. Before I knew what she was doing, my dick was into her mouth being sucked quite well, and the temptation was unbelievable for me to just let her take me along like this. But being the OCD freek that I am, I began to protest. And as I began to protest, she pulled little kumbu out and used a towel to wipe him down – apparently the pre-ejaculate was filling her mouth. Hah…ehem. So I said to her, “Why not…ummm…just use a condom?” At this, she paused, scoffed, and laughed out loud. She says “You are asking me to put a condom ON??” And I said “Umm, yes?” And she said “Usually, guys ask for me to take the condom OFF.” So I had committed a faux pas – she was showing me gratitude, repaying me if you will, for the massage I had given her by giving me a BBBJ, but I had rejected this offer, so I needed to make amends.

I explained that I really appreciate her efforts, but I prefer to be safe. She agreed, and we continued. She covered me up, sucked for about 5 minutes (technique was good, but nothing that rocked my world). She then got up and assumed the doggie position, baring her beautiful under-carriage for me. I loved the view, so I indulged for a minute or two looking at her machinery from this angle. She realized I was enjoying myself, so she arched her back a little so as to give me a better view. I played with her pussy lips a little, rubbed my thumb around her asshole a little, pushed her ass cheeks wide open, then closed tight, put my face REAL close to her pussy and asshole and inspected as best I could. The faint smell of latex (no doubt from the multitude of condoms that had entered her this night) turned my stomach ever so slightly, so I pulled back a couple of inches. Her asshole was a light shade of pink – very, very, very appealing. It was lightly crinkled, and oh so inviting. I asked her if she did anal, and she smiled politely and gave me a firm “No”. Ok, no harm in asking. So I got ontop of her and began my thing.

As tired as I was, the act lasted a good long time, perhaps 4-5 minutes of solid pumping. As I pumped my hands rounded her ass over and over again – that smooth, soft, oily skin coupled with the wonderful silky ass flesh was just fantastic. I played gently with her asshole, never actually penetrating, but caressing and prodding occasionally. As I came closer, I pushed her ass flesh together into a pile in the middle and just vigorously squeezed it, perhaps a little too roughly. She never complained, and this just brought me to a huge crescendo. As the orgasm passed, I felt exhaustion come over me almost immediately. The hour was late, and my body was beginning to tell me so. So she cleaned me up, we walked downstairs, I paid her for the half hour, and I went into the shower to clean up. I left very late, but the trains were still running.

So on this day, I had gone with a total of four women:
- Sylvia at Royal (fantastic, I can’t recommend her more highly)
- Cara at Artemis (so-so)
- Nellie at Artemis (migraine problems, but one fine woman)
- Carolina at Artemis (very good, although better is to come on the next day).

Next on this odyssey in Berlin are the following reports from the next day of my trip:
- Angela at Brigitta Duemichen – this is worth a close read, for sure.
- Mia at Artemis (the Leggy brunette from my previous reports)
- Ola at Artemis (a blonde with perhaps the best ass I have ever seen, in real life or in porn!)

And the final installment will be a return trip to Brigitta Duemichen on the last morning of my stay in Berlin.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]perhaps pigs will fly our of my ass one day.
kumbu[/QUOTE]

Well if it does happen, I look forward to your as ever descriptive report ;-)

Hi,

I was hoping for a visit from one of the Hautnah girls but it seems that they have closed for their winter r&r back in Romania :-( Still, I guess it keeps them fresh.

I wonder if you might have any current tips on similar agencies here in Berlin. I really enjoy the young teen type girls (18+) offered by Hautnah.

Also do you have any intell on the following two agencies.

[url]http://www.die-modelle.de/[/url]
[url]http://www.topluder.de/[/url]

A couple of promising looking girls there but I hate to call a new agency with absolutely no info on performance.

Thanks in advance

AM

[url]http://www.topluder.de/resources.html[/url]

Ahh-taking one for the team...

Having waited a week or so for a response to my last inquiry I decided finally to bite the bullet and take one for the team. In the interest of furthering this fine database.

Results are mixed. Ania just left and I am semi-satisfied.

First the good:

The phone girl, Eve I think her name is, was top notch. She speaks very good English and we made the appointment at 19:20 for 20:00. She then called back 5 mins. later to tell me that Ania was running a bit late and could we make the appointment at 20:30. Fine with me as it gave me another half hour of anticipation.

Punctuality and discretion. Very good. Ania was announced with a phone call at 20:28 from the phone girl. She did not ring the bell and no burly driver arrived at the door with her as promised on the web site for first time callers. I appreciated this as my neighbors are still very much active at 20:30 and a big burly driver with a petite wisp of a girl just screams ESCORT!!!

Appearance and accuracy of web photos. Very good for both. Ania is a VERY hot teen (19, not 18 as in the ad but totally believable as 18) and the pics are, if anything, a little less hot than she is in person.

What can I say... In person she is a perfect "spinner". Around 5' (153cm), and probably a bit less that 100 lbs. (45kg) she has small breasts, slim girlish hips and beautiful long blond hair. The following two pics show her the most accurately

[url]http://www.topluder.de/a5.jpg[/url]
[url]http://www.topluder.de/a3.jpg[/url]

She is Polish, speaks good German and no English. In person she wore more make up, which she could do without, and her breasts were perfect little teeny tits capped by beautiful pointy nips which almost poked through her camisole, unfortunately for the wrong reason, it is cold here in Berlin tonight, as you will see... Her ass...well...perfection!

The Bad :-(

Service. She is a starfish, to borrow the Thai board term, a bit nicer than dead fuck.
Yes boys, it is unfortunate but true. She is a hottie but with terrible service. Let me expand on this as it is only fair.

Ania looked, as mentioned, great when she walked in the door. I was pleased. I took her coat and underneath she wore a little jeans mini skirt, sexy black "stay up" fishnets, knee high black boots and the aforementioned black camisole. V-nice!

I ushered her into the bedroom and could tell right away that she was not so comfortable being here. It was cold she said. Understandable as it is cold but I had put up the heat prior to her arrival and told her so. We sat on the bed and I tried to break the ice by a few dumb jokes in German and by warming her hands in mine. It worked a bit but still she seemed out of sorts.

So I decided to try the massage strategy and had her take off the skirt and camisole and put her on the massage table, which at least made her giggle. We started her face down and I massaged her back, paying great attention to her delectable ass and slipping the black G-string she wore aside for a peak at her tasty looking anus. She was squeaky clean and I licked a bit her ass cheeks, not wanting to scare her off by burying my tongue straight into her anus as I so wanted.

Then I flipped her over, motioned her down to the end of the table and took a seat in order to give her pussy a licking. Wow, what a pussy!!!. Totally shaved and smooth with a very tight "camel toe" appearance, it tasted clean and she was slightly wet. But after some mins. of licking she was completely silent. I looked up only to see her face turned away and screwed up like I was jamming a hot poker up her puss???

Now as you will see, I am a very understanding monger and I do not want to hurt the girls I see. But I was starting to sense that this was going to be a difficult session.

I suggested we move to the bed and she seemed relieved. Lying down Ania sat beside me, both naked now except for her fishnets, and kind of put her hand on top of Little Angus and jiggled him a bit.

Hummm...

I let this go on for about 30 secs. and then kind of touched her head and applied gentle pressure towards Little Angus-hint, hint. Not taken.

Not wanting to shove her head down but definitely wanting some head I tried the direct approach.

Suck, I said.

Down she went and took Little Angus, well, at least his head, in her mouth. Her little hand then started to furiously stroke as she applied short licks to the the head. Not very inspired and also not really working to get me hard. I let this go on for a minute or so and then pulled her hand away and started to fuck her mouth. Well this worked, sort of. Little Angus started to respond but growing but I had to forcibly keep her hand away (I held it on my balls;-) and as soon as I started to get into it and let her hand go, back it went to my dick and the bj slipped into insipidness.

Now, I am not 21 anymore. Then this poor technique probably would have worked just fine. But now, when I have to do this work Little Angus responds by getting soft as soon as the proper attention is no longer applied. Short of putting her on her back and fucking her face until I came(which I did consider), hands pinned, this was not going to work.

So I gave up on the bj and went for a fuck. I put her on her knees-literally as she was by this time completely compliant-stroked Little A the way he likes and applied a condom. I tried to put Little A in her, admittedly very tight, pussy but to no avail. By this time her compliance had turned to starfish and it was like trying to fuck a blow up doll (as I imagine it would feel;-)

No response from her and no help either. As I tried to enter her, pussy would kind of shrink away. Again, at 20 I could have just forced it in, but now,well, soon Little Angus was in no shape to enter a reluctant, very tight, young pussy. If you know what I mean. Nothing kills my libido quite as quickly as a reluctant partner. Perhaps I should give up the hobby...

So, to make a long story short I decided to go back to the bj and got Ania to do a passable job. At least Little A got hard and shot his load even if it was all over the bed spread despite my best efforts to shoot in her mouth. Shit. Now I have to wash the bed spread...

We finished a half hour into the hour long session. To her credit Ania did not try to jump up and run away but stayed. What to do. I kind of wanted to kick her out but then again she is so cute and at least maybe I could practice my German.

So I spent the next 15-20 mins. trying to finally get her to relax a bit. And it did work. Once the deed was done she visibly relaxed and even started to laugh at my dumb jokes. A lot came out in that 15-20 mins.. She is most definitely in the wrong job this girl. I consider it a small triumph that she even admitted to me how much she hated fucking strange men. And she hates bjs, cim, anal, kissing and even fucking unless it is with her boyfriend-who apparently knows about what she does for cash. Go figure.

With about 10 mins. left I figured as I had been so understanding she could help me with one more thing. Again with her reluctance, I had her sit over my face and diddle her own pussy (which she groaned about-and not in a good way...) while I worshipped her ass and brought myself to another orgasm. Small consolation, but it was something.

For a bad review I realize this is a bit lengthy. But it is fair, I feel, and balanced. Ania is a nice girl and REALLY hot. But she should not be in this profession. Her pics are accurate but the write up on the site is full of inaccuracies i.e.. her menu is no where near as full as is stated on the site. Really, If you are a young guy and all you want is to fuck a hot girl perhaps you will have fun. Otherwise I would give Ania a miss.

So in closing I would have to say, would I repeat. NO. In fact I would not use Topluder again as I feel they also must also take some responsibility as they have an inaccurate site and I would not trust what they have to say about the other girls on the site.

Thanks guys for reading and I look very much forward to Hautnah's reopening in February.

AM

Thanks for taking one for the team!

You have an eye for detail and it shows in your report.

I'm usually so over stimulated when I have a session, I can't remember much about what is going on while it is going on.

[QUOTE=Jackyo]Thanks for taking one for the team!

You have an eye for detail and it shows in your report.

I'm usually so over stimulated when I have a session, I can't remember much about what is going on while it is going on.[/QUOTE]

Yes I like the detail(as well the tail...) and I enjoy to write the reports. But it says something about the session when writing the report is the best part. These things happen though and I have learned that it is much more useful to look forwards rather than backwards.

Another Berlin Report

A couple of months ago I had the chance to go to Berlin for a whole week, so I planned to really do a lot of mongering. I especially wanted to try FKK Artemis again, as I had a good first experience there this summer.

I had my schedule all worked out beforehand, I wanted to go to Kamilla Dee on Monday & Tuesday in the hope of getting a session with Valentina, [url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/valentin-e/vale-e-1.htm[/url], a tall young girl with big breasts, just my type :-) Then I would go to FKK Artemis every evening for the rest of the week, enjoying at least 2 session per day. It would be a great week, enough to get through the winter without mongering I hoped.

Monday I got to Kamilla Dee around 8 o’clock, but unfortunately Valentina wasn’t in the line up, but I didn’t wan’t to go without having a session. The lineup was mostly the over 30’s girls, with one exception, Marie [url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/marie-e.htm[/url]. I really wasn’t that keen on Marie, but little Dkfatbastard wanted some action, so I chose to spend 45 minutes with Marie. That turned out to be a good decision, even though I can’t remember all the details off the sex, I remember it, not as a totally hot session, more like a very pleasant experience with a warm girl. There was lots of eye contact, but no DFK. Futhermore she had the finest pair of tits I have ever laid my hands on, I almost booked half an hour more, just to play with her breasts :-)

So Tuesday I decided to try one last time to meet Valentina at KD. This time the lineup consisted only of 2 girls, and luckily Valentina was one of them, so I booked her for 45 minutes, longer is a waste of money for a guy with my limited stamina. When she got back to room I discovered that big breasts were fake, but well done. I was disappointed, but her attitude made up for it. Again, I’m sorry that I can’t remember the details of the act itself, but 2 things I do remember, she gave a lot of kisses with plenty of tongue and some good cowgirl action.

Wednesday disaster struck. I had gotten a cold, so no more mongering this week, no FKK Artemis for me, only sightseeing.

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