Berlin

I have visited Rush Hour, Tabu, Golden Dolls and Cleopatra the last week.

All strip clubs have women who offer sex, but they are far from super hot. The best club is for me Tabu. Normally 20 E to enter.

I like a sexy experience at the strip clubs and know that Berlin is not a good place for this. Can anyone recommend a strip + + club in Berlin? It must be clubs I don't know about.

I wish Berlin had a club like Darling in Prague.

I have been here for 3 mounths and I'll be in Berlin for 3 more weeks. I already feel like I've used up the place. I need new places. I am open for a few hours drive from Berlin to a new place to get some new and good experiences. Does anyone have any suggestions on where to go? Distance within reasonable limits (max 3 hours drive).

Poland, Czech Republic, Germany?

[QUOTE=Dick1; 1451586]I was with one of the exceptionally beautiful ladies in Oranienburg strasse last night. I talked a while with the lady and agreed on 80 E to go with her to a room. Room and a drink was included. We had agreed BJ for this price and the old trick of turning your head to pretend that she gives BJ, but use the neck and the hand started. It was most HJ this, but I think it was fun to try. I was feeling up the women her and think it was all exciting and sexy after all.[/QUOTE]You realize of course that for a fraction of all you have spent, and all the time running around, you could have gone to any better bordello or Artemis, paid a tiny bit (or nothing) for a strip tease, and had a lot more (full) service. 80 Eur for a drink and a semi BJ / HJ ??!! - I really don't get it, even if "fun and sexy".

The street scene has been discussed here quite a bit and you obviously knew what you were in for. I just think there are so many hot girls around at all the normal places at far far far better value-well obviously you get a kick out of all this stuff so more power to you. You could be Berlin's own Carlos Danger. It is really (too) hot summer time here and could be that the 35°+ heat is frying people's brains.

Anyway if you have done it all (like the 2000+ girls) here, and Insomnia, and the Kit Kat Club/Sage and Berghain, Hamburg is close by (less than 2 hrs) and has lots of decent small apts as well as the usual rip off stuff. You could check the HH thread. This link has a lot of options [url]http://www.modell-auskunft.com[/url] just look at Hamburg. There are others. But I have a feeling it may not matter where you go, the itch will remain unscratched.

[QUOTE=Dick1; 1451586]I was with one of the exceptionally beautiful ladies in Oranienburg strasse last night. I was prepared that this could be bad, but it was actually a fun experience.

I talked a while with the lady and agreed on 80 E to go with her to a room.

Room and a drink was included.

We had agreed BJ for this price and the old trick of turning your head to pretend that she gives BJ, but use the neck and the hand started. I know the trick and politely told to turn around so I could see her face. She did.

It was most HJ this, but I think it was fun to try. I was feeling up the women her and think it was all exciting and sexy after all.

These girls can use the park or a room, but they do not take part in any sex in the car.

I hardly do this again, but a fun experience. Outside the room there is a restaurant and sitting there follow naturally with who they sexy clothed ladies take with them. A little scary if you are afraid of being recognized.

Getting to fuck these girls cost a lot more. I think it is at least 150 E. Does anyone have experience with this? I can well imagine it easily appear bigger problems when more money is involved and that there will be a more HJ than fuck experience (?)

So I wonder if there are some good places to find semi-pro girls in Berlin. Certainly young and super hot. A taxi taxi driver said two locations: Felix and Pu Po in Europe Centre (Kurdam). Anyone with experience?

I stopped by Pssst bar and there were only two elderly ladies there. Not for me![/QUOTE]Well, stay away from streetgirls and stripsclubs. Use bordell next time! . Read in this forum to get good places.

I wonder how sex works out with this fake-rip-off-shit-streetgirls in oranienburgstrasse. 250euro for a doggystyle-HJ maybe?

Hi,

Did write about my visit at Tiffany.

Rocketboy0: I did write about my bad time with Anastasia, did not say that ALL in Tiffany was bad and the place was bad. Inside it looks good, also the location.

The problem is when you have a really bad time with a girl, then you don't feel good after the meeting is over. So then you don't feeling for new visit. After the visit I had my thoughts, should I talked to the hauslady about Anastasia? How bad my experience was? Is it good for a bordell to have a girl that gives bad service? No.

People that get good service and experience will always get back to a place more easy then people that have bad experiences.

I feel that everything is better in Royal, the oldest hausladys are very friendly. And asked if you was happy about the meeting, one time I was visiting a new girl she wanted me to know that all was ok since she was new. The hauslady in Tiffany was more rushed and did not want to talk at all when I picked the girl.

This is a forum, everyone have to write about theyr Experiences, bad or good.

Have to say that I always treat the girls good, always clean and well dressed.

[QUOTE=Boy1978; 1451716]Hi, Rocketboy0: I did write about my bad time with Anastasia, did not say that ALL in Tiffany was bad and the place was bad. Inside it looks good, also the location.

The problem is when you have a really bad time with a girl, then you don't feel good after the meeting is over. So then you don't feeling for new visit. After the visit I had my thoughts, should I talked to the hauslady about Anastasia? How bad my experience was? Is it good for a bordell to have a girl that gives bad service? No.[/QUOTE]Hi- yes you should have talked with the Hausmutti-always a good idea. But it can just be bad chemistry, no matter how nice you might be. It just happens.

You would not judge a supermarket by one bad apple.

I have had 3-4 great times there, it is just a little too far and complicated for me vs 5 other closer alternatives. It is certainly among the good mid-tier venues. Surprised at Kimino's experience.

I can also say on a given day I have had occasional bad experiences everywhere (even at so-called "good" bordellos and Artemis) and Hausmuttis who were gruff (even at Royal. And my German pretty good). Shit just happens. However, in your case, by your own story, the girl gave you plenty of warning signs and even offered to leave, so actually she was being quite honest. Let's not make too much out of this, and move on.

[quote=rocketboy0;1449284]we have gone the extra mile for you so we expect reports.[/quote]ok, here we go.

thank you rocketboy, kimino and berlinbrit for your help. you wrote a lot of helpful things so i feel i really should tell you how it all went. since this was my first time i will write quite a lot about the experince from my view. i was in berlin for three days (or more precise 2 and a half).

since this is an pretty anonymous forum i can reveal some more info. before the last couple of days i really haven't had sex for several years (more than 3, less than seven). i have during those years thought about doing something like this for many years. but i always wanted to do it somewhere very, very safe (both the place itself and the neighborhood). somewhere i know i get good service. with nice looking women. and a place that is private, discrete and legal. reading more and more about artemis led me to berlin and finally, partly via this forum, more into kd. kd does tick all the boxes of my demands. why i haven't done it before was because of many things, lack of knowledge of the places, lack of money at times, lack of courage and so on. its really only the last year that i have really decided it was time. i'm not going forward with my life and finally reach a decade without sex. as i have written in posts last week i'm not at all a virgin but when you go so long without sex you kind of build it up in your head to be more than it really is.

well anyway on to the show.

(day 1) the first half a day i did only tourist things. i wanted to meet cat at kd and this was the only night she was available but i wanted to take shings slow and start with some sightseeing so that my next days wouldn't feel so stressed out. also wanted to go there in daytime the first time.

day 2.

(kd) royal (amelia) :

the next day i went to kd right before it opened. i was there at 1030. the walk was really easy thanks do angus walking tour. my hotel was near line u7 so it was a breeze of 8 minutes by ubahn to get there. i didn't actually select the hotel myself so it was a lucky coincidence. i rang the buzzer and was quickly let in. my fear was that i would be let standing there for some minutes with people passing by. i was greeted and let in to meet the girls. there were only two. can't really remember the names but one tall blonde and a tall brunette. didn't really like anyone of those so i said that i decided to leave. the housekeeper was very nice about it and reminded me to come back at 1630 when there would be more and other girls.

so when walking out and feeling good about at least being inside a brothel i decided to walk directly to royal. to my surprise the door out to the street was open (a very hot day, maybe thats why) so didn't have to ring in. i walk straight up the was let in. i think that the place itself is were nice. i had a lineup of only two girls, zorana (more on her later) and amelia. even though my first reaction said zorana i went with amelia. i decided for one hour and extra for kissing (didn't even kiss her during, only on body and breast) so a total of 180e. i wanted to have plenty of time so i could relax and get thing going ok. after paying and getting my slipper / robe i took a quick shower. amelia (you can see her on the website) has a really nice body. just my time small breasts, about my height, nice ass, good looking body. she has a large tattoo of flowers that is not really my thing but thats no problem. it was a nice tattoo. that "bad" thing about her is that she speeks very little english. so we started with a normal massage. nice work by her. i am a shy person so i was still in my underwear at that point. after feeling my lower parts rising i turned around. i asked if i could use my own condoms and it was ok. i feel more safe with the brand i usually (at least used to use) have and i put it on myself. se gave me a pretty good blowjob (with condom, my choice) but i stopped her quite quickly because i didn't want to come to soon. i started to touch her breasts and she actually started moaning right after i started wich did turn me off a bit. i mean, come on, she can't feel that way, but maybe she just wanted to do it to please me so no real problem. we started in missionary, changed to a coulpe more positions and after maybe 15-20 minutes i was done. no the english problem came in. i asked if we could change the channel on the tv but she didn't understand and later shen i asked if we could go a second time she didn't understand either bur had to get the housemutter to translate. after clearing that misunderstanding she apologized and of course one more time. she was really nice person to be with and friendly. we went for a second round but after five minutes i felt that in not going to come again and felt that my first experience was enough. so i stopped and took a shower before leaving. she was very nice to my and service was good. maybe not that strange when she got 180e for what was a 20 minute session without lipkissing. but all in all i felt it was money well spend to get the first time in a good way.

kd (kati)

went straight back to the hotel for an extra shower and after some more sightseeing it was soon 4pm. went to the hotel for a shower and then back to kd. hade a lineup of maybe 4 girls and one of them was lovely kati (wearing black lingerie) who i had really been wishing to see during my visit. she is my height wonderful body (for my taste) , breast of my liking small firm ones, really soft wonderful skin and above all a great personality. since the last expensive time i thought learned my lesson and only took 45 minutes this time. we got the tropic room and after the shower when i walked back to the room she was completely naked. thought i was in heaven. started with massage. then after a short bj we started with the sex. 2-3 different positions. loved her ass and taking her from behind watching her beautiful body. after about 20 minutes it was over here also. we talked about where she was from (poland) and a little about my trip and she gave me some shopping advise. i could have gone for a second round but for me it was a pleasure just to sit on the bed with a very friendly naked girl, look at her body and talk. during the whole stay she was very friendly, welcoming and made sure i felt comfortable. would have definitely met her again the next day if i could. very much a great gfe more than the previous in royal. even though i had maybe 10-15 minutes left i decided to take a shower and said goodbye. she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek before i left. i guess that is something they do with everybody but it a very nice thing to give a nice ending to the visit.

after this i tough of having enough for this trip but the more i thought about it (an the possibility of lea next day) i changed easily my mind.

day 2:

kd (lea) : i looked at the schedule and for me saturday night (or well the second shift) was really good looking. i know that the weekend i suppose to be an off they in bordellos but only seeing the schedule was wery good for me (bur yes, many of the girls on schedule wasn't there). i had already back at home been looking forward to seeing lea. went all day thinking of picking up the phone and making and appointment but didn't have the courage somehow. i went to kd so i was there 1630. thinking that beeing there early then maybe lea wouldn't be busy. i as shown a large lineup 5-6 girls including luna, johanna and some others. to my joy number two to walk in was lea. looked a little different than the picture but more beautiful somehow. i didn't pay much attention to the rest of the lineup. my hearty was pounding enough already. this time i took one hour and we went to the the apartment upstairs. like with kati, lea was very friendly and welcoming. made me feel very comfortable the whole stay. a very good gfe. it was a very hot day in berlin 35-37c and with only fans in the room also hot. we had sex for maybe 30 minutes with some breaks in between, but i couldn't come. maybe because of the heat or maybe because i kind of liked her a little too much to be able to relax completely. (one thing that was obvious, in a way, was that she didn't really enjoy the sex (because she kept getting dry and had to apply extra lube a couple of times) but she was very relaxed about that and it was done in a very easy going fashion. i could not in anyway from her body language, attitude, behavior tell that she didn't really enjoy herself. but i guess if a girl doesn't get wet or rather dry its a sign good as any. thats the only downside of this session.) we took break with just some cuddling and talking and tried again but i could get it up so we ended up talking a bit more before i got shower. a very good session after all. good a kiss on the cheek and went out in the ht berlin day. and then made maybe my only bad decision.

royal (zorana)

since i couldn't come with lea i was still a bit horny and went staight to royal. i don't know why really, if i couldn't come with lea there was risk that the same thing happns in royal. but i went for an idea that maybe i did like lea too much to just "fuck" therefore partly couldn't come. so i wanted to choose a girl who wasn't that much of a "girlfriend-material". this time the outside door to royal was closed so i had to buzz the bell. also in royal i had many girls in the lineup may 5 i think. i first thought of a blonde girl but went with zorana that i saw the day before. she spoke very good english which was nice. i first thuoght to only have 30 minutes (i didn't come with lea so wanted only to come) but ended up with 45 minutes and no extras. zorana showed me the shower (this time no robe / slippers since it wasn't an hour). she was more of commanding type of girl. lay down, relax. after a quick bj i just wanted to fuck. we went for missionary and she soon started with "oh baby" "come on baby"-stuff which i didn't like that much. but after a 10 minutes or so i came. during i tried to kiss her breats burt she said no. i guess that was an extra. the day before the hausemutter said (with amelia) that kissing on mouth was extra, the other ok. but i guess all girls are different. so the sex was so so. but after we had a nice talk. she was very friendly and nice. (if it was to keep time going i don't know, didn't care). she come from romania and showed me some picture on her iphone and helped med with some directions of the you bahn. we almost went for a second round. but i decided i had enough for the day. afterwards i do wish i had lea as the last girl and not went to royal but that's just a minor thing. sometimes its the little head doing thew thinking.

my conclusion. both visits in kd was with a much better feeling (not that royal was bad really). felt very comfortable at kd and the girls were so nice and with great service. in royal you could more feel that the girls were after you money (of course kati / lea also did it for money but that feeling didn't at all come out to me). for me personally i do think i could (and probably will) do this again. i do think this kind of place is more for me than artemis. the private thing, alone in an apartment, private shower is for me easily worth paying 40e extra an hour. i also do think that sex is inly sex. not the mythological act one might imagine when beeing without for so long. (but then i guess i didn't really have that 9-10 sex these times.) and i did enjoy also just watching the girls. 4 girls might sound a few to you guys but for me it was twice the number i'm been with all my life so it felt plenty enough.

thank you for all your info. without that and angus video i might have not done this at all. i really like the easygoing attitude and simplicity and relaxed feeling of the business in these places. without that it wouldn't be my thing at all. so it was a good few days. i got to be with 2 of my top 3 on my list of girls. thank you, berlin! and of course kati / lea.

Former member Angus gave me the heads up on this:

Apparently a new area with street girls in Berlin.

[url]http://www.berliner-kurier.de/kiez-stadt/anwohner-empoert-in-pankow-und-lichtenberg--letzte-ausfahrt-strassenstrich[/url].7169128, 23765000. Html.

[url]http://goo.gl/maps/4Retl[/url]

Needs a reporter.

[QUOTE=AmericanSlang;1452033]Ok, here we go.Thank you Rocketboy, Kimino and BerlinBrit for your help. You wrote a lot of helpful things so I feel I really should tell you how it all went.[/QUOTE]All in all, sounds like Mission Accomplished and you had some decent first experiences. Just should you find yourself getting the itch again, now that you are a pro, Artemis will be very chilled out til end of August, I still think you might enjoy it and for sure language will be a non-issue. It can be as private as you make it. Anyway, glad it all worked out and welcome to The Dark Side.

[QUOTE=Wanking; 1452135]Former member Angus gave me the heads up on this: Apparently a new area with street girls in Berlin. Needs a reporter.[/QUOTE]Wankers, you of all people, even as Webmeister, the link has the / url code is in the middle so the link is abgefickt. Should be:
[url]http://www.berliner-kurier.de/kiez-stadt/anwohner-empoert-in-pankow-und-lichtenberg--letzte-ausfahrt-strassenstrich,7169128,23765000.html[/url]

But upon careful examination, it is not your fault. Rather, it is the ISG's editting system, responding to any period like some Pavlovian punctuation pooch, that inserted it in the wrong place, as you have done to high schoollers. Took me several attempts to override it.

Anyway this locale is too far beyond the Poon Triangle to manage- we will leave it to you for your next visit, hiring a car, as in Car2ho

Cheers for correcting that Rocketcock.

With respect to Berlin members. Posted here 2 years aga asking the question if there were any girls with puffy nipples about Belin. Got some. Very helpful replies from a couple of forum members.

My question would be the same again, Are there any puffy nippled girls working in Berlin just now?

Hope that is not an unreasonable questions for the regulars.

Regards, OS

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1452185]it is the ISG's editting system, responding to any period like some Pavlovian punctuation pooch, that inserted it in the wrong place, as you have done to high schoollers. Took me several attempts to override it.[/QUOTE]Yep, that happens not only with periods, but with other punctuation marks as well; for example with the "%" and " (" marks and with German umlauts (= mutated vowels). I always have to override the spelling miscorrections by editing the reports after upload when I post my Calendar thread lists. The Belgian Afspraakjes-website has a "%"-mark in every URL, so I have to edit every link after upload. (Or have to put the URL between the "]" and "[" containing the terms "url" and "/url" before upload. That by the way is the same way to correct a not working URL after upload.)

If I post something about Club Immergrün, the forum gives me "Immergrüand" because the spelling mis-correcting system cuts off the word after the "ü" and then 'corrects' the following "r" to "are". So editing the reports after upload is always necessary in such a case. As it was just now with the "Immergrün" and the "r" when I uploaded this report.

Try posting a ROD from the Eva-Freundin thread or the Bareback AO thread and you'll see what I mean. One will always have to edit after upload because the URL gets cut off after the "ö" or the " (" and the link would not work this way. And Regular Members who can't yet edit their reports after upload can't post any working URLs with "%"-marks or umlauts in them.

Hessen Bub has just run into the same problem with the "%"-mark in the URL in his latest post in the Oase-thread. For better understanding, have a look here, where I already fixed the problem: [url]www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1096-FKK-Oase-Burgholzhausen&p=1452438&viewfull=1#post1452438[/url]

[QUOTE=SwingerLover; 1452439]Hessen Bub has just run into the same problem with the "%"-mark in the URL in his latest post in the Oase-thread. For better understanding, have a look here, where I already fixed the problem:

[url]www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1096-FKK-Oase-Burgholzhausen&p=1452438&viewfull=1#post1452438[/url][/QUOTE]This forum is really weird! It "auto-corrects" according to its own rules!

Above all, I lost a whole paragraph in a post (may be you can try) :

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?747-German-Border&p=1420512&viewfull=1#post1420512[/url]

By the way I often write "3 dots followed by etc followed by 3 dots " : the forum software will "auto-correct" this string too.

May be we can create a thread (in subforums "Special Interests" or "Administration"?) to collect all these unexpected behavior of the forum software?

[QUOTE=Bobo. Fr; 1452484]

May be we can create a thread (in subforums "Special Interests" or "Administration"?) to collect all these unexpected behavior of the forum software?[/QUOTE]Sounds like a plan, but I think it would be wise to ask Jackson first if this is wanted. I already get "Please do not post complaints about the management of the forum. Instead, please use the "Contact Us" link at the bottom of every page of the forum to send me an email regarding your specific issue." as a constant reminder everytime I write something here. So I wouldn't dare to start a seperate thread about the forum's mis-spelling system without asking. Instead I pointed out how to correct some of the 'corrections' by editing the report after upload. I also brought the software's 'behaviour' to Jackson's attention months ago.

[QUOTE=SwingerLover;1452410]the forum gives me "Immergrüand" because the spelling mis-correcting system cuts off the word after the "ü" and then 'corrects' the following "r" to "are".[/QUOTE]And here I made a real mistake of my own. Of course it doesn't correct the "r" to "are" in thos case, but the "n" to "and". But the problem with turning "r" to "are" or "d" to "the" also exists. Essentially I even agree with this, because it avoids text like "what you are here for" showing up as "what U R here 4". But changing it after an umlaut is silly. And since the forum accepts umlauts, the spelling-correction should work accordingly.