GoldenTime is the only game in town, even if it's a crap ambiance
I spent a month in Vienna, trying out various options which I'll describe below. If you don't feel like reading, the tl; dr is go to GoldenTime and bring cash (preferably from OberBank or WSK which have no ATM fees).
First I tried the laufhauses. I went to Juchgasse (thinking it would be high-end) and later Ici Paris (low-end). I liked the setup. Multiple floors, each girl has their own apartment. You can see their photos on a screen outside (Juchgasse) or a poster (Ici Paris). Green signs indicate the girl is free, and you can knock on the door. I saw this older Austrian guy knock and no one answered (guess the girls don't answer if they don't like how you look). Unfortunately, the girls looked very little like the pictures. The difference was almost comical. Knock on the door and someone much uglier and older answers. Worse still, most of the girls did not look happy to be there. The prices were 100 euros for 30 minutes. Only one girl I talked to was open to kisses. Overall, I found nothing I liked so didn't partake.
Next were the escorts on BookSusi. My go-to resource, EuroGirlEscort, was poorly stocked in Vienna. There were a few girls which looked decent at 160 euros an hour, but the price seemed too good. BookSusi is a website which seems like it was made in the 1990's, but it did have a good number of reviews. The reviewed girls usually didn't show faces and I was wary after my laufhaus experiences about how they would look. I picked one girl who was 250/ h, which is admittedly towards the upper range for Vienna. I couldn't see her face but the reviews were good and her body looked great. I sent her a message asking what her services were and the ensuring conversation was rather off-putting and unprofessional in my experience. I didn't get great vibes so I declined to see her.
As someone previously said, the only place you should go is GoldenTime. Entrance is 95 euros. The front desk staff behaved mostly like robots with zero hospitality, but it's fairly typical for Vienna. You lock your stuff in a locker, take a shower with a bunch of mostly naked dudes (the showers only barely work), strap the key they give you to your wrist, and lock your money in a second, smaller locker closer to the main action. The club itself is reasonably sized, with a few dozen girls. I found maybe 3 I liked out of all of them (I'm picky). There was the typical weird approaches: a duo offering massage, a girl immediately offering a blowjob, chunky girls, etc. I love how they approach with a positive attitude and when you politely decline, their mood turns to pure ice I didn't talk to a single girl who wasn't Romanian or Moldovan.
Like the German FKKs, it amazes me how for such a nicely decorated place with women walking around naked, which should have a fun, festive vibe yet manages to have an uncomfortable, shitty vibe. The sadness and detachment of the girls, combined with the detachment of the dudes was off-putting for me. Anyhow, I see a nice girl who's talking with this germanic silver fox. They go back to the rooms and I intercept her on her way back from getting paid. She tells me "I'm going to smoke. " Very professional: the But whatever, I follow her outside and we chat. She asks for a drink, and I oblige (they're 5 euros each). We talk for a solid 30 more minutes. She tells me she's here from Globe in Zurich, and how the prices and service are better there and she doesn't like how the initial price is low here and the service along with it. It seems I have a gift for picking them I ask her the prices at Globe, and she says 150/30 but you get a GFE. I'm like ok, let's do it. I probably should have negotiated for an hour, as knowing myself I usually go for 2 sessions with a new girl (especially when she's 20). I ended up paying her 150/30 twice. No regrets there.
As I'm leaving something weird happened. As I'm putting on my clothes, I realized I forgot my cash in the robe which I put on the stack of robes. I start going through the robes and an attendant comes up to me and asks what's up. I told him I left my money in my robe and he insists to look through them. When he finds it (3rd robe down or so), he insists on taking the money to the security guy. He hands it to him like a clandestine handoff, like a "here boss, look what I found for you". The security guy thankfully is German (Austrian? He asks what happened. I tell him and he gives me the money back. The attendant (as most of the cleaning staff) are Romanian. Weird interaction and again added to the crap ambiance of the place. Nevertheless, I would go back if I'm back in Vienna as it's really the only game in town.
I also tried Seeking, which flopped pretty badly. In 4 weeks there, I went out on 1 date. I had a long conversation with a Slovak girl who ultimately never made it to Vienna. A short conversation with a Slovenian girl living in Vienna, who was upset with the idea I would pay more if she was prettier (I asked her for unedited pictures). The only positive interaction was with an Austrian girl who I took out to dinner, talked to and ultimately decided not to take back to my apartment mainly because I was pretty sure she didn't have a nice body. I give up on Caucasian women, I'm going back to warmer places with Latin women as those seem to be more to my liking. Nicer bodies and none of the negative vibes.
Vienna is a beautiful city, maybe one of the most beautiful in Europe, worth visiting even if the girls aren't anything to write home about. I really enjoyed the food, and even if some of the people were not friendly, most were quite pleasant.
If you also hate ATM fees, I've found Oberbank and WSK have no fees. Raffiesen has a fee of 3. 5 euros per withdrawal.
First time visiting Vienna, need tips
Hi all.
I am visiting Vienna soon, and want to make the most of the mongering options that Vienna has to offer. From reading the last few pages in the forum, looks like GT is the most recommended, so I will be trying that.
However for the nights I am planning to get a girl to my hotel for every night I am there, and I could see Bijou agency is quite well reviewed, so planning to give that a try as well. But would you guys have any other tips? For example other good agencies, or any recommendations of independent girls?
I like natural girls, preferably blonde. Since I will be here only for a few days, I am cautious about not taking any losses, and the biggest fear I have is if I fall victim to any bait and switch tactics, either by independents or by escort agencies. Any leads / tips would be much appreciated, thanks!
Porn star escort services
As Budapest, Vienna and the likes seems to be the heart of the European porn industry, is there any way to contact pornstars and book them. For example is it possible to book the likes of Rebecca Volpetti, or some others through some agency? In the US there is the site pornstarcompanions, where you can book porn stars easily and safely, is there any similar way to book pornstars in Europe?
Thursday night in Vienna. Got lemons, make it to PeepShow
So I had a full program planned for Thursday. A night at one of my favorite FKKs in Vienna- GoldenTime. On top it was a party night and entry was half price. Figuring it would be crowded later I arrived about 5:30 and couldn't even get near the parking lot. Cars triple parked everywhere. As I pulled by the entrance I saw 50?60?75? Men all crowded ass to crotch lined up to get in the front door in 28 degree weather. At best it might be an hour at worst it might be til my dick had icicles hanging off so I headed to one of my back up locations. PEEP SHOW / Laufhaus Vienna. This crowded to save 45 bucks. Stupid. Should have gone at 4 instead of taking a nap. By the way, I read a review on an Austria forum that said the wait was actually only a handful of minutes. Believe my eyes or the reports?
Anyway. Peepshow. If you don't know Peepshow do a deep dive in the search. It's a good card to have in your wallet when you need a back up plan. Plus it's in an area with loads of restaurants and easy public transport.
On stage and waiting were 5-6 girls but Innis caught my eye. A reminder on the logistics of P.S./ Vienna. There are large computer touch screens around the waiting area so you can see what services the girls provide BUT more importantly full pictures of the ladies, faces included, unlike the website. And if that's not enough it tells you who / which?/ is on stage at the moment. I decided to check two out during their stage presence. Some new girl with nice photos and Innis with full face- cute shapely and many services (facial, dildo, fingers- and often CIM is verbally agreed upon rather than posting.
They usually have Anal on the board, but I've been offered that in the room too, after they check "you" out). You go into a booth. Drop in 2 Euro and watch the girls on a spinning platform for 2-3 minutes as they show you their assets. The "new girl" turned out to have mysteriously gained an extra dozen or so kilos since her photos were taken and lay on the spinning platform like well, Texas barbecue came to mind. Innes on the other hand seemed cuter and sexy. So choice made. Bing bang bong. Signaled and waved. Went back out. Booked my room. Paid for half hour and for $85 with CIM. And after a quick shower. Lay back on the bed while she took junior for a spin around her super soft lips. As they say in Europe, she did some pussy slides on my legs and arms to get me more excited. Next on went the condom and off we went. During sex I almost wanted to finish in doggie but she stopped and asked to finish me off with a facial ending. As I may have mentioned elsewhere. With Christmas holidays, several girls have told me they want every surcharge possible and face gives her another $20. So better $85 than $65!
She seemed quite happy. Then asked me if she could see if she could get me to go another round for another 30 minutes. When I said I need some rest. She tried to show me she was serious but even her enthusiasm wasn't enough to get junior to stand up and applaud. Sad Huh She offered to try a variety of fingers and toys on my ass "guaranteeing" she could make me hard. This felt more like having your dentist say it will only hurt for a couple more minutes but the result will be something you'll like. Maybe more like my internist who does a prostrate exam and cracks jokes. Anyway, I politely declined.
Took myself off to an evening in the town for the Christmas market at the museums. A lot of fun and close enough to walk home even after a few glasses of mulled wine and met a couple local women who had had enough wine to seemingly be hinting there was joy to enjoy, but I had memories of Innes to help me sleep.
More on my "duo" appointment Friday at another venue.