Berlin is full of opportunities
[QUOTE=Milfotronic;2187945]Heading for Berlin tomorrow but starting to regret it already. Haven't decided where to go yet. I'm no regular at any place because since KD closed I haven't found something of similar quality. The last week I've probably called dozens of working girls of all ages, ranging from 20 yo to 55-60, from websites like Berlin Intim, Omello, Kaufmich and Erotic-Markt. None of them convinced me. No shit. The last girl I called was a 20-yo Alexandra on omello. De. She obviously didn't understand English and just said: "Ja. Jahaa?" Another funny one was a hottie on Asialadies. De. Her name is Linda and supposedly can be found in Treuenbrietzen, 1 HR away from Berlin. She is supposed to be Asian and looks Asian on the photos. When I connected with her on the phone she told me she's from Brazil. OK, goodbye, "Linda."
So since most private girls can't be trusted I'd probably head for some establishment. I have never experienced a FKK but don't find the concept very appealing. I'm afraid to spend E80 just to enter Artemis and then feel ripped-off once I'm inside. And after reading so many negative reviews I doubt I will try. So what's left is some brothel or Thai massage parlor. I've also looked at Chinese massage parlors and might give it a go. There is one called Ying Yang. I called them but same there: no English! Anyways, I have another 24 hours or so to make up my mind. Will sleep on it. Wish me good luck!
Cheers.[/QUOTE]Coming to Berlin and not going to Artemis just because there is an entry fee and it needs some basic social skills to navigate there is a silly mistake in my opinion. FKK is the USP of the German speaking world, whoever did never attend one has no idea about the idea of paid sex in our times. This weekend the little heat wave ended, and unfortunately many ladies at Artemis tend to stay indoors regardless of weather, but the pool will still be a nice feature, and many chances are still to be had. Reading Pefke's sound entry I realize again how much of the pleasures of this field are tainted by weird expectations. For example it doesn't make sense at all (like in almost any city) to try to set up meetings while you are not even in town. This business is mostly on shorter notice, so after you have set up in your hotel or apartment then you can try to see what to do. As for etablissements I recommend Liberty or more milfy Stella, for more upscale incalls Allprivat, for hit and miss (but definitely some hits if you are not on the tightest of budgets) Kaufmich, or just simply Berlinintim, where all is laid out. I live in this city half of my year, and still find it great and full of opportunities.
Polish MILF near Ostkreutz.
So I finally ended up in Berlin. After arrival I took the bus from Tegel to Charlottenburg. It was around 5 pm, local time. Before even checking into the hotel I wanted to check out a brothel on Kaiser-Friedrichstrasse 51. I had found a Chinese 'massage parlor' on Berlin Intim with pictures of somewhat hot Chinese girls. I rang the doorbell and after a minute a short but cute girl in a sexy dress opened the door. She quickly rushed me into a small room without me having had the time to speak a word. Inside the room I could see her clearly and she wasn't as young as she had appeared, probably around 30. She wasn't bad looking and had big tits. Her ass was typically East Asian though, all flat. But as she was standing pretty close I could smell her terrible breath, a real turn-off. I asked her if there were other girls around and she replied they were busy with customers. She left the room and came back with some dude in his late 40's or 50's, obviously her pimp. He spoke zero English but she translated for him. He said several girls would be available the following day. I left and had no intention of coming back.
I checked into the hotel not far from Kudamm. The room was really cramped. Another negative. The staff was quite helpful though and the breakfast was good. I spent the first evening looking for more working girls online. Artemis came to mind but due to all the complaints and bad reviews on ISG I didn't feel it was worth spending E80 just to get in and maybe get disappointed. I understand the place is dominated by Romanians chicks and I've had enough experiences with them. I found a few hotties on different pages such as Omello and Kaufmich. I called one up. Her name was Aneta and her profile said she was Polish and 33 yo. On the pics she looked like a 25-yo babe with see-cups. She spoke decent English and said she was staying short time in Berlin. She charged 100/ HR. I said I was interested but for the following day. She said it was ok and asked what time I'the like to see her. We made an appointment for noon the next day.
After falling asleep early I woke early. I felt the summer heat of Berlin, almost disgusting. After breakfast I washed myself and went out for a walk. A few minutes from the hotel I bought a latte at Starbucks. It's like McDonald's, it tastes the same wherever in the world you are. It was still early and I strolled up and down Kudamm just having a look. The beauty of Berlin is that it never gets crowded, you can walk around in the city center without feeling harassed or annoyed by crowds of people pushing you like in most metropolitan cities. Same thing on the commuter trains, or S-Bahn, there are never insane crowds. Time was getting close to 10 and I sent an SMS to Aneta: "Can I show up earlier?" After I few minutes she replied: "Is 11.30 good for you?" I said ok and went to the subway. She was working out of an apt on the other side of town, near Ostkreutz. After a few stops on the subway I changed to the Ringbahn at Jungfernheide. When I finally found the address I waited for the time to pass at a shopping mall nearby. At 11.30 I called her up and she gave me the the exact floor and name. When she opened the door her age was accurate, around mid-30's. She was wearing a thin bathrobe that revealed her underwear and bare breasts. We exchanged a few words and she asked me to take a shower. Back in the room she took off everything and exposed her fleshy body, a classic Polish woman: big fleshy ass and big tits. She asked how much time I wished and I suggested 2 hrs. She reacted harshly and said no: either 30 minutes or one full hour. She said she had a private life too and couldn't spend the day having sex. I was like: "Oh, really?" After this 'intro' I just hoped things wouldn't get worse.
Her tits were the best part and were the first thing I 'attacked', sucking on them for several minutes. In spite of an uninspiring BJ she was as horny as I was and the fucking that followed was as hot as the summer heat. She preferred the regular lying-on-the-back, even if we tried all positions. Her body was great, I grabbed her big tits and thick thighs, and her big ass was gorgeous to watch and grab in doggy style. She didn't approve of anal sex but OK' the licking her asshole. I fucked her tits too in Spanish style. I was surprised in the end that she accepted CIM without extra cost. That was a bonus. My cock was full of juice after several days without coming and her mouth was flooded with my sperm. I'd say the sex was worth the money and I left quite satisfied even though she wasn't the most charming person. The day after I tried to call her up again but the number wasn't working. Maybe she had left town already. I spent the rest of my time in Berlin doing shopping and eating cheap food.
Sex: 8/10.
Body: 8/10.
Face: 7/10.
Personality: 7/10.
Guide for bringing girl to hotel for short visit.
Hi guys,
Will be in Berlin soon and my firm has booked a 4 star hotel but just for 1 person. I am going to meet a girl (not a professional escort, just knew her and helping her with money as well), would the hotel allow me to have a guest for the night (even if I pay for extra guest), or maybe for few hours in the evening. Anyone has experience with star hotels in Berlin if they are cool with this. The girl is pretty classy (not like prostitute etc) so I am hoping they won't mind. Any inputs will be very helpful.
