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  1. #3073
    Quote Originally Posted by Gino02  [View Original Post]
    I drive at average 200-240 kmph, with sometimes peak at 260-300 on Autobahn when there's no speed limit, no traffic jam and if the gods of rental cars are nice to me by giving free upgrade to a BMW or a Mercedes or occasionally a Porsche. It's so much hormone rush when I can drive so fast and no freaking state trooper is stopping me for speeding, kinda like similar hormone rush when I creampie inside a hot beauty and she's not stopping me. Only problem is that it sucks to drive in freeways back home with 65-75 mph limits after that awesome Autobahn experience. Long live Germany for pussy and speed. 😁
    For a guy passionate by cars like me, like when I read about I make sport in Switzerland, just can t help laughing about reliability. When I love from legendary DDR trabant, to 964 turbo 4's, my dreamed car, the ultimate real little frog with flat 6 still with air refreshing engine, with no speed limit at 250 . Of course 993 with 2 turbos would be easier to increase power, but not same charm, but unfortunately, cute 964 could get a bigger turbo, can balance better unbreakable engine, but she can t get my friends skis or bicycle inside of her, she is so small with legendary air refreshed flat 6 just in your back. But everybody know about new German cars, when I prepare and increase power on my own cars to nearly 50%, even you rent AMG63 or M5 or Cayenne turbo, unfortunately now you can t put them over 250. German cars agreement. When I drive, and made me big problems in Switzerland, I use GPS and coyote to know my real speed. Already working on improving future one to improve her to 250, when I really love mine at the moment, maybe because I improved her so much, like with girls.

  2. #3072

    Tuesday 20 August

    Made one of my infrequent visits to the Hof recently, arriving just around half past two. That said, I was still welcomed by name at the door by a smiling Elisa, who showed me to my locker as usual, during which time I took the opportunity to remind myself of her welcoming body.

    Took some food. Chicken stroganoff and rice, which to my palate was better than the fare here often is. Then some drinks while looking around. Just seven girls present: Julia (first time I'd seen her for a long time), Sarah, Angie, Elisa, Maria, Cleo and Erika.

    Found myself in the basement. Sarah came for a look. I'd sampled her before, not long after she had started at the Hof. As she speaks virtually no English and myself only slightly more German, I'd found it difficult to click with her last time, but recent reports have suggested that she is improving, so I followed her to the sauna, and enjoyed some pre-fight play with her there. To the room after 5-10 minutes. Service was definitely improved over three months ago, but still some way below the Bernds gold standard, IMHO (or experience). At least with me she insists on CBJ, which is a bit of a killer. Still, overall was not a disaster.

    Returned to the main lounge and enjoyed several beers. Erika initiated a lesbian show with Elisa on an improvised bed, covering her in a whipped cream, chocolate sauce and various fruits. Naturally, several gents soon became interested in proceedings. Raised helmets all round, mine included. Elisa beckoned me over to enjoy strawberries and cream, and her gorgeous tits. Meanwhile another guy, was pounding Elisa's cream-covered mound with his tongue. Double flavour. Cleo was close by enjoying adding fruits to the cream on Elisa's tummy, so my hand found its way to her lovely snatch. Soon she was sucking me off while I stood watching the food fight going on over Elisa. We elected not to stay and watch the climax to the total carnage but headed for the zimmer where we both came very nice and hard. Mentally placed Cleo on my repeat list.

    Spent some time in the garden and the lounge with some more beers and coffees. Repeated on the stroganoff. Stroked the neighbour's very friendly cat, Micky, vowing that it wouldn't be the last pussy I fondled today. Sure enough, back in the basement, I found Elisa initiating some oral with an older gent. She tipped me the wink that she wouldn't be long. Sure enough within 15 minutes she was out of the room, ran quickly off to perform some ablutions, then came back to find my willing member. Couldn't be bothered with the room, so took advantage of the complete couch service. Well up to scratch.

    Elected to catch the 20:38 bus back to Hennef, so left about 20:15.

  3. #3071
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist  [View Original Post]
    I think you misunderstand. I was saying that rtc, or Bernds, girls are very unlikely to meet your standards. I said that in response to you saying you might go for a quick look at 10.00. Absolutely no way was I suggesting that I would want you to pay for girls you would not go with in real life. In fact, the very opposite.

    I am not sure how you misunderstood my post (maybe you missed the lighthearted self-mocking at me not being able to see until I got close up in a room) but I hope that it is clear now.

    Cheers.
    No problem, my answer was for you: You don't think RTC girls would be on my standards for look. In RTC or at Globe or even Aphrodisia, I will never pay for girls I would not desire at first sight in real life, I don t pay just for sex, I pay for pleasure in mind. September will mostly be for my climbing, because less hot, so losing less water, so better performances, but when I will have more time, I would be interested to see with my eyes RTC queens, even I know really no need to go to risky RTC to get natural sex, just have to be able to make some girls in normal clubs become so passionate and they don t ask extra, this happen, no talking about, repeated on next times always with no talking, no money talk. Much more valuable and enjoyable with much prettier girls, much less risky, even they usually don t take contraceptives when I ask, a problem. Nevertheless, I really don t hunt this, because not my best pleasure. Just happen sometimes, most often on first or second room, when she discovers way of sex she never experienced, even she may be not so new in business. Nobody do this, You do the same with others? Say some, like German Lucifer who is usually busy.

  4. #3070
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    Why do you want I pay for girls I would not go with in real life, this not only in risky RTC, I prefer to take risks free riding or driving as I enjoy in Winter in Germany, but also in normal clubs where I think more than 90% of girls don t worth I pay for. But sometimes, one makes smile my eyes, but I need pretty face and no cellulite. I also find more attractive beautiful teeth rather than turtle.
    I think you misunderstand. I was saying that rtc, or Bernds, girls are very unlikely to meet your standards. I said that in response to you saying you might go for a quick look at 10.00. Absolutely no way was I suggesting that I would want you to pay for girls you would not go with in real life. In fact, the very opposite.

    I am not sure how you misunderstood my post (maybe you missed the lighthearted self-mocking at me not being able to see until I got close up in a room) but I hope that it is clear now.

    Cheers.

  5. #3069
    Quote Originally Posted by TomRifle  [View Original Post]
    I never been to Bernd's but as I will be in the Cologne area and as I read it is the first and original FKK I was wondering if I should go. My prime playground is Frankfurt where I mostly visit Oase and Sharks. I also like smaller clubs, but question is. Is the lineup in Bernd's good. I am not interested in any AO or creampie activities, do I understand correctly that this is the main point of going to Bernd's? And what is this famous 'catholic service'?
    Back to your questions. Bernd's is famous as the first FKK, it's a small club with a lineup of about 10 girls and probably the only club that's in a residential area. The club has a good reputation for the quality of service but with that comes older and less attractive women, this is not a club filled with young stunners.

    AO (aka catholic) is not standard, you would have to request it, pay another 50EUR and some will not agree to it.

  6. #3068
    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist  [View Original Post]
    Luckily I have farsightedness so I have to go by the aura or feelings from the girl, not being able to inspect teeth and fetlocks until I get to a room. Then sometimes I get a shock LOL.

    I doubt any of the girls in RTC will meet your standards of beauty.
    Why do you want I pay for girls I would not go with in real life, this not only in risky RTC, I prefer to take risks free riding or driving as I enjoy in Winter in Germany, but also in normal clubs where I think more than 90% of girls don t worth I pay for. But sometimes, one makes smile my eyes, but I need pretty face and no cellulite. I also find more attractive beautiful teeth rather than turtle.

  7. #3067
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirioja  [View Original Post]
    If I had time, I would go at 10 am, just to give a look, to see teeth, body and hair care, shaving, and sensuality.
    Luckily I have farsightedness so I have to go by the aura or feelings from the girl, not being able to inspect teeth and fetlocks until I get to a room. Then sometimes I get a shock LOL.

    I doubt any of the girls in RTC will meet your standards of beauty.

  8. #3066
    Quote Originally Posted by KosherKowboy  [View Original Post]
    I haven't either, too much money. I know you aren't interested in AO / CIP but one can always fuck covered at a ' AO Club' in fact I know of several Day Care regs who bring their own condoms. The trash cans in the rooms seem to be housing more used condoms than ever and this trend started up in the NRW seems to have moved south. Many upset guys. In fact one time I grabbed a brand new girl the mother hen told her something while we were on the way to the room. Later she told me what she told the girl. In the room I was serviced properly but obviously this girl was bagging it up for most men. One unnamed girl was requested by a guest in an RTC club to go directly to a room when she came out of the room as he wanted it served dirty, she told him ' I am sorry but I don't know this man well so he wore a condom. ' After he paid she came back and asked the guy (a long time regular) if he wanted to wait until she had sperma in her that she would look for a guy.
    When difficult for me to find beauties at Globe, I didn t and left full heavy balls Aphrodisia Zurich city, I don t find at Sharks on a Friday or Saturday, and You think I would find a beauty in RTC among gypsies and Bulgarians, we don t have same standards, but for sure France and US are not on same level for women. But at least, I could eat a lot of M&Ms and mandarines before moving, full balls, to Sharks. I would be curious to see RTC said beauties look. If I had time, I would go at 10 am, just to give a look, to see teeth, body and hair care, shaving, and sensuality.

  9. #3065
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludacris775  [View Original Post]
    Hello ExpatLover,

    I agree 100%! I wouldn't do AO with any provider even if it was legal. The main reason is the health risks! Condoms are highly effective (roughly 90% effectiveness) against STD's that are transmitted via bodily fluids such as HIV. Also, I avoid "AO"/ BBFS because I don't want to have kids now. I'm not sure if I can trust that such providers are diligent about taking their contraceptives.
    Most of girls in normal clubs don't take contraceptives. I can only agree for big risks with a girl fucked by everybody without condom. If really want natural sex, much more enjoyable and valuable to seduce with skill a princess of beauty in a normal club, who will choose you.

  10. #3064
    Quote Originally Posted by KosherKowboy  [View Original Post]
    I haven't either, too much money. I know you aren't interested in AO / CIP but one can always fuck covered at a ' AO Club' in fact I know of several Day Care regs who bring their own condoms. The trash cans in the rooms seem to be housing more used condoms than ever and this trend started up in the NRW seems to have moved south. Many upset guys. In fact one time I grabbed a brand new girl the mother hen told her something while we were on the way to the room. Later she told me what she told the girl. In the room I was serviced properly but obviously this girl was bagging it up for most men. One unnamed girl was requested by a guest in an RTC club to go directly to a room when she came out of the room as he wanted it served dirty, she told him ' I am sorry but I don't know this man well so he wore a condom. ' After he paid she came back and asked the guy (a long time regular) if he wanted to wait until she had sperma in her that she would look for a guy. Next thing I know both he and she were looking at me. Needless to say, I prepared her for him, paid her in the room and walked out and he was sitting on a couch near the door and he simply walked in. He also requested no paper towels to be used. Anyway, point being condoms are much more becoming the norm for new guys, unknowns and just in general.
    The cowboy is amusing as always!

    I as well have had thoughts about going to Bernds but find it to expensive. I'm not really a retro guy, I like things that give me a pleasant and economic ride, regardless of age. This statement is true for girls as well as cars.

  11. #3063
    Quote Originally Posted by TomRifle  [View Original Post]
    I never been to Bernd's
    Is the lineup in Bernd's good. I am not interested in any AO or creampie activities, do I understand correctly that this is the main point of going to Bernd's?
    I haven't either, too much money. I know you aren't interested in AO / CIP but one can always fuck covered at a ' AO Club' in fact I know of several Day Care regs who bring their own condoms. The trash cans in the rooms seem to be housing more used condoms than ever and this trend started up in the NRW seems to have moved south. Many upset guys. In fact one time I grabbed a brand new girl the mother hen told her something while we were on the way to the room. Later she told me what she told the girl. In the room I was serviced properly but obviously this girl was bagging it up for most men. One unnamed girl was requested by a guest in an RTC club to go directly to a room when she came out of the room as he wanted it served dirty, she told him ' I am sorry but I don't know this man well so he wore a condom. ' After he paid she came back and asked the guy (a long time regular) if he wanted to wait until she had sperma in her that she would look for a guy. Next thing I know both he and she were looking at me. Needless to say, I prepared her for him, paid her in the room and walked out and he was sitting on a couch near the door and he simply walked in. He also requested no paper towels to be used. Anyway, point being condoms are much more becoming the norm for new guys, unknowns and just in general.

    But you mention LU. I only put this here as an alternative option and because many RTC guys see this thread but for a low investment you can stop in at LL in Leverkusen. Although they lack M&M's for our French guest Siri I would bet anything Siri would not walk out of LL ' unfucked' if he went (based on the LU a few days ago) which can always change. Even Takedown would have had options.

    Happy Hour is only 20 e, 25 min is 30,40 minutes is 50 and an hour is 70. However same applies here as the other clubs; can't expect certain services as one could in the past and this may come as a shocker but I have been to LL more than any other club in the last three months.

    Just don't tell the girls you go to Sharks. They will probably be disgusted and turned off at the fact the Sharks don't vash well short of a baby wipe and perfume some John bought them and the lack of shower facilities sufficient for all those girls they might find a bit unhygienic.



    and enjoy wherever you go

  12. #3062
    Quote Originally Posted by TomRifle  [View Original Post]
    I never been to Bernd's but as I will be in the Cologne area and as I read it is the first and original FKK I was wondering if I should go. My prime playground is Frankfurt where I mostly visit Oase and Sharks. I also like smaller clubs, but question is. Is the lineup in Bernd's good. I am not interested in any AO or creampie activities, do I understand correctly that this is the main point of going to Bernd's? And what is this famous 'catholic service'?

    Or perhaps I should just stick to Samya, if the lineup is most important?
    If you look for a good casting, only Samya around Koln can compete with Frankfurt. Bernds is not for beauties, more for AO sex. Can also try Samya brother, Mondial but will have to work a bit to get GFE when girls are used to fast Turkish rooms.

  13. #3061
    Quote Originally Posted by ExpatLover  [View Original Post]
    I will never do AO, some escorts after several times proposed it to me, I always decline, my health and my life is far more important than a little bit more pleasure with a prostitute.
    Hello ExpatLover,

    I agree 100%! I wouldn't do AO with any provider even if it was legal. The main reason is the health risks! Condoms are highly effective (roughly 90% effectiveness) against STD's that are transmitted via bodily fluids such as HIV. Also, I avoid "AO"/ BBFS because I don't want to have kids now. I'm not sure if I can trust that such providers are diligent about taking their contraceptives.

  14. #3060
    Quote Originally Posted by TomRifle  [View Original Post]
    I never been to Bernd's but as I will be in the Cologne area and as I read it is the first and original FKK I was wondering if I should go. My prime playground is Frankfurt where I mostly visit Oase and Sharks. I also like smaller clubs, but question is. Is the lineup in Bernd's good. I am not interested in any AO or creampie activities, do I understand correctly that this is the main point of going to Bernd's? And what is this famous 'catholic service'?

    Or perhaps I should just stick to Samya, if the lineup is most important?
    If line up is most important, forget about Bernd's. To get a decent line-up of girls who are nude, you should consider Babylon Elsdorf (which is about a similar distance west of Cologne) on Thursdays, Fridays or Saturdays. (Weak line-up from Sunday to Wednesday.) Personally, I do not like Samya as girls there are not nude.

    Answer to your 2nd last question is in this quote from wikipedia: "The Church in 1968 had already stated in Humanae Vitae that chemical and barrier methods of contraception went against Church teachings."

  15. #3059
    I never been to Bernd's but as I will be in the Cologne area and as I read it is the first and original FKK I was wondering if I should go. My prime playground is Frankfurt where I mostly visit Oase and Sharks. I also like smaller clubs, but question is. Is the lineup in Bernd's good. I am not interested in any AO or creampie activities, do I understand correctly that this is the main point of going to Bernd's? And what is this famous 'catholic service'?

    Or perhaps I should just stick to Samya, if the lineup is most important?

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