Living in Brazil

[Rio Bob]

What are the chances for a 40 yr old guy like me who speaks some portuguese to shag without paying ?Arajobs

I think your chances are good but it depends upon your expectations.

There should be plenty of 40 something year old women in Brasil that would probably love a night out on the town with you in exchange for a free shag later.

[Trippleecks]

If you don't care too much about the quality of the apt., you should be able to rent a studio in Copacabana for about $900.00 US a month or about $30.00 US a day.
Now about Freeeeeee Pussy, that something else all together. Unless you have a good game, are attractive, young and can speak Portuguese think again.. Pussy is almost never Freeeeee in Brazil.. You'll pay for it one way or another..
As for food.. You can get that down to about 40-50.reais a day for yourself.

[Mario Veneto]

I love Rio and I would like to escape the europpean winter during one month and live in Rio.

I am not rich but can save some money for this purpose. I am wondering how much money do I need for one month.

When I come to Rio for one week I rent a 1 bed room appartment for 80$ US / day , eat in Churrascherias for 30 R$ per meal and spend min 400 R$ / day for pussies.

I was told that I could find one month rentals for much much less in Copacabana, eat at cheaper places and shag for free.

I would appreciate any experiences of mongers regarding the budget they spend for travel, food, sex (pay and free) and other things.

What are the chances for a 40 yr old guy like me who speaks some portuguese to shag without paying ?

Thank you,

Arajobs

[Dcsplicer]

"In Rio, death comes early:

Juveniles Are Often Victims as Gangs, Police Vie for Control of Slums"

You may have to register first.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...=moreheadlines

DCS

Maybe I should have posted this in the Crime and Safety thread, but Chingon already has.

DC

[Dcsplicer]

"In Rio, death comes early:

Juveniles Are Often Victims as Gangs, Police Vie for Control of Slums"

You may have to register first.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...=moreheadlines

DCS

[Alex Deuce]

Hey Ken a very reliable source of mine, has a kid with a Brazilian she wasn't a GDP or anything, they never married and he does pay child support under Brazilian law, his child support payment believe it or not is a GRANDE $100 us every month, no lie! He works for an a U.S. airline so he's there quite often.

Hey and guess what? this guy has a permanant Visa since he has a child over there and the kid has an american passport and Visa.

So for all the stupid mongers I've met that have married GDP's over there to get permanant visa's you're stupid, just knock her up and this entitles you to a permanant Brazilian VISA.

Check it out on google search on how to retire or get permanant visa in Brazil.

Riofavelaboy

Just pray she can never make it to the states. As soon as she hits an American court room you are done. Especially if she lands in Miami or New Jersey where they tend to congregate. The child support program is not required to report client immigration status nor ask about status. They are required to verify paternity (Birth Certificate) and that is it. you will be served by the serriff in about 45 days after she signs her name.

See Link;

http://www.thebeehive.org/Templates/...Local=1&Lang=1

Every Brazillian in Miami knows about this and talks to their friends at home about it. Ever wonder why they want to go bareback so much. Worst thing you can tell a GDP is that you are single and have no kids. You will be have to check your rubber continuously.

[Crazy Jim Wood]

Heck, you actually can get another 3-4 childs with diffrent girls, if you feel for being a "stallion" and spreading your DNA around the continent, still not to much of economical load. (still maybe hard to keep a good relation to the mothers with such a setup

Ken,
I read with interest your post.

I tried to PM but couldn't, so I hope the forum won't mind more discussion of this issure.

Are the women (future mothers) in Brazil amenable to these type arrangements?

Will they let you knock them up without marrying then and happily (so long as the money comes) raise your children?

This sounds like quite a plan: one could enjoy knocking women up while they are young and be a responsible member of society with children with a simple economic arrangement without the typical demanding wife baggage of conventional marriage.

Jimbo

[Off Road]

It is compulsory to file a tax return. However if you earn less than a certain amount, R$13000 I think, you can just make a statement to that effect. This can be done on line. If you fail to make a declaration for two years your CPF gets blocked.
For the trutha about visa's, CPF's etc go to your local brasilian consulates web page, it's all there. You can even print off forms and apply for a CPF from some countries eg the UK.

Does anyone know the web site to file the tax form? I have been looking around but have not found it. My GF said we could do it at the post office.
I found the form.. you file it from Sept 1 to Nov 30. I searched on "Declaração Anual de Isento" and you can see the hits for the form.

[Almotu]

Its basically up to the father, to send whatever amount he feels in his heart, will best help raise his child.

Turns out, brasilians have NO legal recourse against you here in the US, concerning child support! I was really surprised to to learn this. They can not get a court order against you, to send 20-40% of your income.

I am sure that this situation will change soon enough. Feminist and human rights groups will not let this slide for long.

[Jan 156]

One of the articles in this week's The Economist special report on Brasil says that although the murder rate is still 'intolerable' that the trend in violent crime is down. The murder rate in Sao Paulo has dropped by more than half since 2000. In a recent league table, where cities were ranked by their murder rate, none of the state capitals made it into the top ten.

This is a few clips from the report I enjoyed that may be of interest to people here. If you're serious about Brasil it's possibly worth ordering a copy.

Crime:
The police in Cavalao (Niteroi) succeeded in what others hope may be an example for the rest of Rio. Cavalao, 3 yrs ago, and gunfire was exchanged 'daily', but there have been no murders since 2003. Police installed themselves inside the favela, earned the trust of the residents and began playing the occasional samba. This was quite a masterstroke - favelas identify with their samba school and the rest of Rio worships samba. But it takes a long time for lessons from one part of Rio (or one part of Brasil) to move to another part.


Money:
The official poverty line is 120R per month.
Minimum salary is 380R a month.

Brasil's success is selling raw materials and other basic products pushes up the Real. It's easier to get a good cup of Brasilian coffee in the West than it is in Brasil.


For those thinking of taking an American car to Brasil:
Ethanol already accounts for 40% of the fuel used by cars. Brasil invented 'flexifuel' cars which can run happily on any combination of ethanol and gasoline and now account for 83% of all cars sold in Brasil.


For those thinking of setting up a small business:
this story maybe illustrates the very different environment and the different kinds of problems to be overcome to succeed. Bear in mind this was a biz run by Paulistanos - foreigners have additional hurdles:
In 2002 finance and publishing white collar workers gave up their jobs to start 'Wraps' - healthy and tasty meals - at 7 restaurants across Sao Paulo. Sometimes they wonder why. "Their competitors evade taxes (one trick is to put individual eateries in the names of friends and relatives to qualify for small-business tax breaks). The labour laws, they say, are almost "impossible to comply with" (although they do): people who wash dishes are not allowed to clean tables and vice versa. Of the seven staff in Wraps corporate headquarters, two do nothing but ward off lawsuits from former employees. The readers of water and electricity meters sought bribes to cut their bills. A policeman who came to investigate a robbery was more interested in selling his private security service. . . . Last year the chain's profits exceeded the return on investing in government bonds. That is big news."

[Bravo]

To Euromania ….. First off, every child born in Brazil has to have a mother and father registered on a birth certificate. So your idea is not going to work….

To Ken Apples and Riofavelaboy ….. Your ideas are wrote with problems.. If you have a child with a Brazilian woman she may hit you for $100.US in Brazil but there is nothing stopping her from hitting you up in the US for $$$ as well.. There are plenty of lawyers in Brazil with connections in the USA to track you down and hit you up for 20-40% of your income …… They will also make you pay her Legal fees as well.

Some people just don't think things through before they offer advice to others.

Nodd, I thought the same thing for the longest. Turns out, brasilians have NO legal recourse against you here in the US, concerning child support! I was really surprised to to learn this. They can not get a court order against you, to send 20-40% of your income every month. (I have a number of friends with babies in Brasil and they explained the support issue with me. Its basically up to the father, to send whatever amount he feels in his heart, will best help raise his child)

[Trippleecks]

To Euromania ….. First off, every child born in Brazil has to have a mother and father registered on a birth certificate. So your idea is not going to work….

To Ken Apples and Riofavelaboy ….. Your ideas are wrote with problems.. If you have a child with a Brazilian woman she may hit you for $100.US in Brazil but there is nothing stopping her from hitting you up in the US for $$$ as well.. There are plenty of lawyers in Brazil with connections in the USA to track you down and hit you up for 20-40% of your income …… They will also make you pay her Legal fees as well.

Some people just don't think things through before they offer advice to others.

[Euromania]

Find a poor girl with a nice personalty and I new born child with "unknown" father ( many of them here) and make an agreement with her . You will be registered as the father but if she gets greedy one day , just make a blood test and say ups......I don't think I have to pay more . End of history .

Euromania

Hi!

If you and miss perfect decide to have a child, and miss perfect a couple of years laiter have turned into miss nightmare, then you split apart.

Then how much is the mothly payment for child support in Brazil?

If anyone have any information on the subject, please reply.

Could be of great intrest of many brazilian lovers.

Best regards / Ken Apples

[Ken_Apples]

RiofavelaBoy, Thanks for the info!

Your information was just what I was searching for.

1, Find a NICE girl you actually like, and then knock her up (not to hard work

2, If everything is fine, you will have a nice good family, and if bad comes to worse, you split.

3, Any type of ending, you still have the permanen visa.

The yearly cost would be 1200 US or totally 20.000 US for the 18 years long run.

4, And then you still will have your son (that you most likely will love regardless of the relation to the mother) and you are free to stay in brasil as long as you like, whenever you like.

5, IF your relation with the mother did not work out, you can play around with other girls just as much as you like, with no need to marry.

Heck, you actually can get another 3-4 childs with diffrent girls, if you feel for being a "stallion" and spreading your DNA around the continent, still not to much of economical load. (still maybe hard to keep a good relation to the mothers with such a setup

If someone else can confirm RiofavelaBoys information, this could actually be a good way of getting a nice family and a brazilian visa, easy as a breeze.

Best regards / Ken Apples

[RioFavelaboy]

Hi!

If you and miss perfect decide to have a child, and miss perfect a couple of years laiter have turned into miss nightmare, then you split apart.

Then how much is the mothly payment for child support in Brazil?

If anyone have any information on the subject, please reply.

Could be of great intrest of many brazilian lovers.

Best regards / Ken Apples

Hey Ken a very reliable source of mine, has a kid with a Brazilian she wasn't a GDP or anything, they never married and he does pay child support under Brazilian law, his child support payment believe it or not is a GRANDE $100 us every month, no lie! He works for an a U.S. airline so he's there quite often.

Hey and guess what? this guy has a permanant Visa since he has a child over there and the kid has an american passport and Visa.

So for all the stupid mongers I've met that have married GDP's over there to get permanant visa's you're stupid, just knock her up and this entitles you to a permanant Brazilian VISA.

Check it out on google search on how to retire or get permanant visa in Brazil.

Riofavelaboy