Bangalore

**ChoclatyDude** · 10-01-12 05:35

Originally Posted by ArvinC [View Original Post]

Thanks Bro! Will check it out at the soonest. Anyone in particular you would recommend?

Hi < I m new new in Bangalore, can you please tell me what is MP and how to join this?

**Ramrod** · 10-01-12 03:10

I fully endorse this report. I too went there after a long time. I used to be a regular, in the days of T[Names in Code Deleted by Admin] The current crop have a serious attitude problem, unfriendly, and ask for exorbitant rates just to show their [Names in Code Deleted by Admin]. Definitely avoidable.

Originally Posted by IAmRamesh86 [View Original Post]

Hi my fellow mongers,

I visted Aroma Ulsoor Spa. Its a pathetic looking spa. Opposite to Shantisagar Hotel Ulssor Lake. I visited this place yesterday 11 in the morning the lady in the counter greeted me well. She is ugly dugly tamilain lady. Wir-never ever in my life.

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**Ace of Hearts** · 09-30-12 21:05

Originally Posted by IAmRamesh86 [View Original Post]

Because the place aint safe. LE can come any time. Its very risky so I decided to leave. They advertise in the news paper and internet with a fake name femina spa. Just to avoid LE. Sooner or later they will find out the place. Visit this place at your own risk.

I miss our bsquare spa. Amazing place. Safe from le. It was safe. I can't belve they got raided. I went there just to see. Its all locked up. I hope it open up soon.

Take care everyone.

Do you think you can even run a Tea stall without greasing the pal of the dirty cops? ALL, all except the causual Indi ones run in full and strong collusion with cops. The SP pay the cops and NGO's like Woman welfare activits, regional / local 'Culture Crusade' and all the entitities who are supposed to stop them.

Enjoy the freedom of this country, freedom to loot, conspire, spread filth.

**Alpanico** · 09-30-12 14:41

Originally Posted by Sandyhop [View Original Post]

Hi. Nice review. Can you please pm the contact?

Dear Sandyhop,

Just a humble request. Avoid replying with entire post, as it takes too much space on the page and is annoying to scroll down for everyone on a post which is of no use to others.

Also, it would be wise to send a PM and ask for the contact, rather than posting on the forum and request a PM.

Regards,

A

**Alpanico** · 09-30-12 14:35

Originally Posted by bangguy123 [View Original Post]

hi,

had been to or*ah spa (near raheja) k*mng*la. had massage from a girl named a*you from.

she is the same girl who was in cl*9 before. i had been there long ago just for her, she did give a happy ending, though she did not forget to mention that she only does for her old customers of cl*9. i am not sure if she has completely stopped now. her friend ma*a was there too, but she quit some months ago and joined cl*9 so that she can earn some extra bucks which she was not able to at or*h.

imho, extras or not, you can ask for anu, as she is good therapist. prices are steep though.

regards,

a

**ArvinC** · 09-30-12 08:23

Originally Posted by little Abhi [View Original Post]

Hey mate,

If you are in Bangalore and for long time, I would suggest start with MP, there are quite a few in various reports mentioned in the Forum.

Persevere you will hit the jackpot soon.

*hint. Theres one called "Khush Dil" in wh*t*f*the area. Check TOI.

Regards,

Little

Thanks Bro! Will check it out at the soonest. Anyone in particular you would recommend?

**IAmRamesh86** · 09-30-12 06:48

I called up femina spa after visiting aromas. The guy promised me a lot on the phone. I was so excited. Its located opposite. Jai*and hospital. Near ai*yapa temple oppp jain there is small road that lead to mo*nt ca*mel coll. Beginning of the road right hand side next to car work shop. You can find a spa rejoice or something you have to climb some steps. Its a cramped up place but neat. Once you enter even a kid would know it aint a spa it looks like a pakka brothel place. The guy guided me to a room I said I want to select then he said only one available a south indian. Suma gal very avg looking. I said I'm walking away. Then he insist me to wait after half an hour two gals came out they look like slum gals. Our famous sp sanjay shetty kinda gals. I walked away the next second. I saw only three gals. Another 4or 5 is busy. I can't wait anymore. Because the place aint safe. LE can come any time. Its very risky so I decided to leave. They advertise in the news paper and internet with a fake name femina spa. Just to avoid LE. Sooner or later they will find out the place. Visit this place at your own risk.

I miss our bsquare spa. Amazing place. Safe from le. It was safe. I can't belve they got raided. I went there just to see. Its all locked up. I hope it open up soon.

Take care everyone.

**IAmRamesh86** · 09-30-12 06:26

hi my fellow mongers,

i visted aroma ulsoor spa. its a pathetic looking spa. opposite to shantisagar hotel ulssor lake. i visited this place yesterday 11 in the morning the lady in the counter greeted me well. she is ugly dugly tamilain lady. she wanted to know how i found this place. i said a random name. and she said massage for 1. 6 inr. for 1 hour no head massage. head massage extra 100 i said ok. so she guided me to a small room with ac. i said i need to select. she said ok and called out all the ladies. one is so fat like pump kin. one is so thin like a stick. one avg built. one is like a chubby cucumber. and finally the tamilian the lady from the counter not so good looking black gal said. even i'm available for massage. all the other gals wer frm ne. i took the avg one name lilly. she was pathetic at massage she was least interested. i never spoke to her. lousy pathetic massage. in the end she opened my disposable undergarment. tuk my thing and gave me a hand job. hand job was pretty ok she gave handjob for 15 mint but i never came. because she was like a robot. then she asked me to do it myself. i said never mind. and walked away i never used any cream or oil. it stinks like shit. so dry massage. and their bathroom is not attached. it stinks it was a very bad experience. i went out without tipping her. i ll never go back to this place ever again.

someone from the other forum said he had the best massage from this shit hole place. trust me its a waste of money and time. you could hear them chatting from the massage room which is big turn off. i heard the lady on the counter was talking to someone and fixed an appointment at 4 in th evening. she was telling 1. 6k and negotiable. holy crap. i should have negotiated. iam such a dum ass.

i writing this detail report so that our fellow members don't waste their money by visiting this pathetic spa.

i miss jenny from mascot hotel brigade road. she is the best massage therapist i ever come across.

damage 1. 6. k.

tip-0.

overall-bad 0/10.

wir-never ever in my life.

**ErosAstrild** · 09-29-12 20:18

Hi,

I need some help on contacts for independent or SP,

I would appreciate if any information can be shared. Please PM me looking for something 1st oct.

**ErosAstrild** · 09-29-12 20:06

Hi All,

Its nice to see some great information. I am looking for good contact on Sp, preferred independent for 1st Oct.

For a Night would be great. Anyone who has good contacts please Pm Me.

Thanks

**Gadabout** · 09-29-12 18:39

RB.

TO:

Natasha Cruz.

Message flagged.

Friday. 28 September 2012 9:12 PM.

Really? In advance? You must think there's one born every minute.

From: Natasha Cruz x.

To: RB x.

Sent: Friday. 28 September 2012 7:43 PM.

Subject: Re: your ad in craigslist Bangalore.

Hai

I Charge 5000/2 Hrs & 10, 000 / Night.

50% payment to confirm your Booking.

Contact Details will be mailed only after Bookings.

I have my own flatatkoramangala.

From: RB xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Sent: Friday. 28 September 2012 3:33 PM.

Subject: your ad in craigslist Bangalore.

Hi Natasha! I refer to your ad in craigslist Bangalore.

I am interested in an assignation with you sometime over the weekend.

Would appreciate it if you could get back with the location for incall and the visit charges post which we can exchange contact nos.

Regards.

RB

**Lil Abhi** · 09-29-12 18:34

Hey mate,

If you are in Bangalore and for long time, I would suggest start with MP, there are quite a few in various reports mentioned in the Forum.

Persevere you will hit the jackpot soon.

*hint. Theres one called "Khush Dil" in wh*t*f*the area. Check TOI.

Regards,

Little

Originally Posted by ArvinC [View Original Post]

Greetings, fellow mongers. Very recently divorced (happily) and short on mongering skills. Made a couple of unsuccessful attempts via the CList and LoCanto in Bangalore, with very little luck. Perhaps my shit detector is too active, but all the ones I contacted were obvious fakes. Lost heart and went off to Goa to try my luck there with fellow natives and available Firangs, with pathetic and somewhat hilarious results (khatta meetha ). First, outside Mambo's on Tito lane, ran into this relatively decent, very desi, dance bar'ish looking dusky chick, Mala she said her name was, who seemed infatuated (seriously) with me and offered a HJ or a BJ for 1000 rs on the beach. Not my style, I told her, but had a nice apartment nearby where we could retire to for an all nighter. Price 5 K, discounted because I seemed like someone she could do for free. Got into my car and drove 10 mins towards my apartment. But here comes the kicker, she says she is 95% girl and 5% boy! She guarantees me that if we do the deed in the dark, there is no way I would be able to tell the difference between a girl and her, and that she has a very small non performing tool, like almost not there. This was all communicated to me in Hindustani in a somewhat crude manner. Net result, gave her 500 Rs and packed her off. But, I am a tenacious fellow, and decided to go back to Tito lane and off to Cape Town for another attempt. Ran into this Russian girl at the bar (she was playing with her phone constantly, and I asked if I could use it to make a call).20ish, on the slim side, with a pleasant manner. Foolishly and magnanimously offered her a drink of choice, Champagne with peach schnapps. 1000 Rs for a drink. An hour and three drinks later, I offer to show her my apartment, to which she agreed. Another drink, and she says she needs to make a private phone call, steps out, and vanishes. I ask the bartender, and he tells me that she is a regular, and this is what she does for free drinks. Felt like an idiot, chalked it up to lack of practice, and willed myself to March forward, regardless. Now, here I am in Bangalore, and desperately seeking a reliable source to get back in the game. Please, all you experienced and kind mongers, drop me a lifeline, send me a contact, and I shall be eternally grateful. You can PM me.

I would welcome any advice.

**BlrMale** · 09-29-12 15:49

Originally Posted by IAmRamesh86 [View Original Post]

Wow! Nice fr ya sunil is so friendly. Wait for a week or so all the chinkys will be back soon for work! Am attaching the jenny chinky pic who used to work with sunil (facebook pic). She was the best gal! Trust me on this best massage ever. Best bbj I ever got from a chinky! Next time ask for Jenny.

Can somebody send me Sunil's number? I am new to the forum.

**Man InLove 1** · 09-29-12 13:30

Wanted to visit Aromatulsoor, called up an chcked if viji was free, she was not, so went an took jenny, big mistake, she is too snotty and does shit massage and wants 1k just to show her tits, and no kissing no sucking, just touch, so guys visiting there, avoid her.

I am away to hyd for a week, will return and check out some independents given by some great guys here, till then have fun guys and be safe.

**ArvinC** · 09-29-12 04:44

Greetings, fellow mongers. Very recently divorced (happily) and short on mongering skills. Made a couple of unsuccessful attempts via the CList and LoCanto in Bangalore, with very little luck. Perhaps my shit detector is too active, but all the ones I contacted were obvious fakes. Lost heart and went off to Goa to try my luck there with fellow natives and available Firangs, with pathetic and somewhat hilarious results (khatta meetha ). First, outside Mambo's on Tito lane, ran into this relatively decent, very desi, dance bar'ish looking dusky chick, Mala she said her name was, who seemed infatuated (seriously) with me and offered a HJ or a BJ for 1000 rs on the beach. Not my style, I told her, but had a nice apartment nearby where we could retire to for an all nighter. Price 5 K, discounted because I seemed like someone she could do for free. Got into my car and drove 10 mins towards my apartment. But here comes the kicker, she says she is 95% girl and 5% boy! She guarantees me that if we do the deed in the dark, there is no way I would be able to tell the difference between a girl and her, and that she has a very small non performing tool, like almost not there. This was all communicated to me in Hindustani in a somewhat crude manner. Net result, gave her 500 Rs and packed her off. But, I am a tenacious fellow, and decided to go back to Tito lane and off to Cape Town for another attempt. Ran into this Russian girl at the bar (she was playing with her phone constantly, and I asked if I could use it to make a call).20ish, on the slim side, with a pleasant manner. Foolishly and magnanimously offered her a drink of choice, Champagne with peach schnapps. 1000 Rs for a drink. An hour and three drinks later, I offer to show her my apartment, to which she agreed. Another drink, and she says she needs to make a private phone call, steps out, and vanishes. I ask the bartender, and he tells me that she is a regular, and this is what she does for free drinks. Felt like an idiot, chalked it up to lack of practice, and willed myself to March forward, regardless. Now, here I am in Bangalore, and desperately seeking a reliable source to get back in the game. Please, all you experienced and kind mongers, drop me a lifeline, send me a contact, and I shall be eternally grateful. You can PM me.

I would welcome any advice.