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**Xxxxxxxxx** · 10-02-13 19:42

Aw guys! Your response has been overwhelming and I am humbled by the goodwill. I have send the digits to all those who have contacted me on PM. Have fun.

**Member #4706** · 10-02-13 19:34

Originally Posted by Xxxxxxxxx [View Original Post]

I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently. This is the story of how that happened.

I tried my hand (no pun intended) at MPs and not being pleased with the results (I literally had to use my hand for my own sake) , I had recently requested for help from you fine folks and within moments TheRealPilkey responded followed by SmartAshi84 and AnonymousBoy. Thanks to all of you. TheRealPilkey had given me quite a list, which included both SPs and MPs...

Well this is definitely one of the amazing FR that I've read till date. Not only it depicts the actions but also the emotions that go behind it. So who is this chick, mind sharing the details over PM.

**MarriedBtlukin** · 10-02-13 19:24

I am a huge fan of cis primarily because hygiene and personal care and smooth flawless light skin excellent figure are just bonuses. Any ways got a new sp in around gk 1 so when I reached there the girl was nothing special so said no immediately the sp started to brag about her service (guys never ever believe the sp) any ways told him for 5 k I have had better gals and since it my first time with you I would like to do the

Honors and told him 3500 to which he said no so walked out 5 min later he calls up [Non-English text deleted by Admin] so for 3500 the deal was struck

Really good at dfk like vacuum cleaner for a moment I thought she going to suck my kidneys out.

BJ ok

Cowgirl to start miss and finished in doggy.

Have one complaint with all cis man these women are used and pretty loose down there. The Indian women lot tighter and warner or hotter (no I don't carry a thermometer to do temp check) but this how I feel

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**Tharki13** · 10-02-13 19:19

Originally Posted by LuvFander [View Original Post]

Woah just realised I have become a senior member in just 27 odd posts.

Congrats Bro. 27 odd posts and many helpful PM's for all.

T13

**Marlboro93** · 10-02-13 19:10

went back to the spa i mentioned over the weekend for some additional fun as b2b + fs was on offer. took the appointment with the same thai therapist as my earlier fr at th same spa. reached the spa at the appointed time was guided to a massage room by the booked therapist. since i am not the one to straight go for extras got my back & legs massaged and then popped the question back to the therapist. she agreed immediately as i had already discussed with her in my previous visit. of came the clothes, followed by a delightful b2b for 10mins, then she asked for cover & damages which i was carrying, so paid the damages. she puts on the cover and here comes the klpd as soon as i start to get on with missionary style, and start to enter i feel the rubber giving away and pull out immediately, do not believe in taking unnecessary risks.

cardinal mistake. didn't carry spares with me, something which i have never done before in my years of mongering, probably got too over confident.

since i was not interested in taking any risks though money would get wasted, therapist was kind enough to offer bbbj and hj (she had refused both bbbj & hj earlier). so what followed was an okay bbbj and then a nice hj but i was so pissed off with myself that though jhonny was saluting still could not get to the level of release after 20mins of bbbj + hj.

moral of the story is always carry 2. 3 covers as insurance policy, also covers are made of latex so they give away with oil around. best way is to shower and remove oil before putting on cover.

**Member #4336** · 10-02-13 18:58

Originally Posted by HardyBoyZ [View Original Post]

Xxxxxxx. Wow! You have a great flair for writing. One of the best reports that I have read on this forum! One more thing to note. In all the praise for Xxxxxxx's writing, I think we should also note the contribution of TheRealPikey who seems to have offered a lot of help to Xxxxxx. It's members like him who make this forum a great place. Thanks

You are too kind. I'm happy that my meagre contribution (not as much as hers, clearly) managed to unearth the gem that is Xxxx (I'm sure you can knock an X for each new experience) and his Fr.

**KindaMan** · 10-02-13 18:40

Correction: It was 500 each.

Originally Posted by KindaMan [View Original Post]

Went to MP as mentioned in TOI. Went to Chattarpur. Then was guided to place.

Inside a man and a woman was sitting they told the rate. I asked for 2 girl. They smiled and deal fixed in 2000. In came both and asked to undress. I was nude in a flash. Had full fun with both girls topless and sucked the juicy breasts one by one.

Finally came in 30 minutes of foreplay. Inside gave 5k each and came out.

At least way better experience than this so called MP's who take loads of money.

Massage- 6/10.

1st Look- 7/10.

2nd look- 8/10.

Boobs- 9/10 (both).

**MavRik** · 10-02-13 18:12

Hi guys,

I have a quick request, I have a friend who's here for a visit and is really a big fan of NE girls. Any contacts would be helpful.

**HardyBoyZ** · 10-02-13 18:09

Xxxxxxx. Wow! You have a great flair for writing. One of the best reports that I have read on this forum! One more thing to note. In all the praise for Xxxxxxx's writing, I think we should also note the contribution of TheRealPikey who seems to have offered a lot of help to Xxxxxx. It's members like him who make this forum a great place. Thanks

**Sunbam** · 10-02-13 18:05

Fellow experienced brethren,

I am an active hobbyist from Bangalore. Will be visiting Delhi for 3-4 days starting this weekend.

Am really keen in getting full night action with CIS / Russians or reputed independents.

Tried calling Khushi K who used to be a good lay but is not in action anymore. Looking for some pointers. Will activate PM if need be.

**WhatDHell** · 10-02-13 17:56

Originally Posted by Xxxxxxxxx [View Original Post]

I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently.

Even though everybody and their cousin have already said it, I shall still say it. This is the most well written FR I have ever read. You do have a flair for writing and I shall eagerly await to hear details of your future exploits. Thank you and all the very best for a long and satisfying mongering innings!

That said, a virgin at 34? Cummon mate?

**MayanKanand** · 10-02-13 17:55

Originally Posted by Xxxxxxxxx [View Original Post]

I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently. This is the story of how that happened.

A few pumps and I was overflowing. She looked at me amazed and said mein ne eethna kiya lekin kuch nahi hua ab dekho (I tried so much but nothing happened and now look what happened). She then said something really profound: She said I will have difficulties after my marriage if I get too used to my fist. Wow! Such gyan (wisdom).

Without a doubt, she is right. More the use of our hands, the tougher it gets for us. I had to go through it personally when I started real sex. So bro, you are not alone. Just stop wanking.

**Kripal1** · 10-02-13 17:53

Great stuff and the way it is described. Fantastic.

I have been reading for a couple of months but have not written any FR, had been hesitant to contact folks but gradually my confidence has grown with this fraternity & it is good to find likeminded people here.

Great going buddy.

My first experience like this was in Bangalore wherein one of my colleagues out of fun organized for a gal. She was good looking, slim, fair & was good in bed. Since it was my own hotel I was comfortable one way but on the other hand was not aware of what to expect.

After a brief talk and a cup of coffee, the action started which lasted for almost an hour.

That evening was one of the best in terms of having a "Conquering" feeling. I am sure a lot of us would understand the same.

Will keep posting about other experiences shortly.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Xxxxxxxxx; 1478837]I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently. This is the story of how that happened.

**JohnieWalker** · 10-02-13 17:46

Wow. Excellent FR. The best FR I have ever read.

Originally Posted by Xxxxxxxxx [View Original Post]

I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently. This is the story of how that happened.

I tried my hand (no pun intended) at MPs and not being pleased with the results (I literally had to use my hand for my own sake) , I had recently requested for help from you fine folks and within moments TheRealPilkey responded followed by SmartAshi84 and AnonymousBoy. Thanks to all of you. TheRealPilkey had given me quite a list, which included both SPs and MPs. I texted all the SPs but none responded.

Along with those numbers was another innocuous number which I presumed to belong to a SP too. I receive a call from this number after some time and I was pleasantly surprised to find out that she was an independent and how do I find out: I asked her what her options were and she was like what options? Its just me! Of course me being dim witted and all it took more time to process this information. Probably, this was on account of the fact that this was the first time I had spoken to a pro. Yes in all my 34 years of life this was the first time. Ya I know! It's pathetic so just don't rub it in.

The conversation was quite funny too. She used to quote her price really softly and I would have trouble hearing and would have to ask her to repeat, which she would again do more softly. After two times she lost her patience and started to shout like she was talking to a deaf person. Being my first conversation I had no idea what to ask her. The first thing I told her was of course Hi how are you? Like I cared! But she was more to the point and just like then went on to quote her rates. She said something about a short being 4000 and night being 10000. I was like huh? Who the hell is a short? Did she somehow mean size? How dare she say that I am short? Slowly the realization dawned that perhaps she meant shot and not short. I had read about that before on this forum but didn't pay attention and so it had to be that I tell myself. Her pronunciation certainly didn't help much. Immediately text messages flew to Thegreatkhali and to Nrynn. Both replied almost simultaneously confirming that it's a shot and it means she charges for the number of times she makes you cum (newbies take note)...

**Kattar Puneri** · 10-02-13 17:42

Reading it was simply terrific entertainment. Well done, my fellow-monger. This may sound rather silly (in contrast to your reporting) , but is the girl you have written about the one who appears in three or four of the pictures you have attached?

Originally Posted by Xxxxxxxxx [View Original Post]

Perhaps those books and poetry were right after all and on that note I end hoping to experiment further with the truth and write an autobiography called 'My Experiments with another Truth'. Hope that would get me to be another Father of the Nation.