Bangalore

[Bangathon]

Was on a job interview in Bangalore few weeks back. Contacted few members for Indi's and SP's and thanks to some of them who responded.

But thought of experimenting myself with the Lo and CG ads. Shortlisted two chicks and started chatting with them. One of them responded in few hours. Called herself by a common name (I am sure it is fake). Spoke decent English and was giggling on phone so I thought I have a catch for the weekend. Set her up for an LT outcall to my place and she confirmed.

The-Day.

She told to come at 7 but she came at 9:30 (First hint that it is going to be a not so memorable night). She looked below average and asked for an advance of full amount. I told her that I am not into advance payment and she can leave if she pleases. She succumbed to my harshness and agreed to get paid afterwards. As soon as we entered my place she started chatting on her phone in Bengali and kept on chatting and smoking for the next half hour (Second hint that I am being conned). I told her gently to keep her phone down and get down to the deed. Thankfully she obliged and ina jiffy she was in her birthday suit. I was astonished to see her body. Paunch with cut marks on her hand and a big bruise on one of her knees. Now I got a bit scared and asked her how did this happen. She made up some stories and then started sucking my Johnny which was already hard since evening in anticipation of some action. I quickly banged her in mish and went to wash myself. That was it for me and I decided that continuing LT with her was waste of time and money. I told her that my parents are coming to my place and asked her to leave. Paid her one shot amount and escorted her to an auto.

Phew! I was so relieved that I saved my money and made up my mind that from next time onwards check the chick properly before banging her for money.

Guys please don't ask me for her number because I ahve already deleted it from my mobile permanently.

Looks- 4/10

Attitude- 4/10

Damage- 1.5 K + .5 K tip to make her leave early.

WIR: Never.

[CoolDude118]

You're so full of shit. I just spent some time reading this forum and sent you a PM, praising your reports. And then I came across this and a few other reports that are so dismissive of Indians. I understand from your posts that you've spent some time abroad. Your reports are sooooo wannabe, I want to puke.

I know Indians don't enjoy a great reputation because of various reasons, but what's worse is a pseudo indian passing disparaging comments about fellow countrymen. It'd be easier if you just remove the 'Indian' bit from your handle.

Grow up kid!!

LOL. He justifies his handle name 'Indianpsycho'.

[VijayMohan]

Hi everyone,

Today I tried Rose & Angel and had a terrible bad experience. After massage I was doing the act with Angel in missionary position. After 5-6 stroke I got muscle cramps in my abs. When I pulled johnny, I saw blood on it.

She had her menstrual cycle, just one day ago. Of couse I was using condom and she removed the condom and its intact. However I'm worried, while removing whether the blood drops touched johnny and will I get infected? What do you think? Will there be a chance for infection?

Please help me, what to do next? I can't sleep and entire energy is drained off. Please help.

Best egards,

Vijay

[KumarBlore]

Any one Help me with priyanka's (HSR layout) contact.

Thanks in advance.

[LifeSucks]

was pleasantly surprised to find two of bookstore old therapists miss. v and miss j in a really upscale spa in marathalli. assured extras. will not disclose the place. don't want to spoil my pleasure for sometime.

cost. 2 k 1 hr massage. place is really superb and not crappy like bookstore. shower steam what not.

[Rajesh Hard Dick]

Welcome Rajesh to Bangalore.

We have kinda sub quality chicks here.

Hope you find heaven here.

Hope to catch up with you one of this days and your side of stories and monger together.

Thanks bro. Hope to catch up some and have a great time here.

[Ashwinder]

Problem is I'm realistically a 8/10 and that means for me to get anyone higher is tough in among the WG section of Bangalore. I need at least a 9/10 or 10/10.

I think this is the first time a dude has rated himself on the forum. You should use your looks to negotiate -" I am pretty, charge me less". That, will be a tangible use.

Indian men aren't known for the size of their schlong!

You are being such a big one right now, I think it would take care of the mean.

[Ark08]

Hey guys,

Today was just going through groupon and saw a deal from a spa near the famous tech park in north Bangalore which is a part of an upcoming mall. Apparently it was right next to the tech park so took the voucher and headed out for it in the afternoon hoping for some extra fun.

Reached there by 3.30 and was greeted by a welcome drink, followed by the masseuse showing me the way to the massage room. The room was small but neat with AC and a showering unit. She asked me to change into disposables and sleep on the massage bed. What followed was a professional decent massage where she never ever went even close to "THE" part. After an hour she just asked me to take shower and left. Though the massage was I would say average, I was hoping for some extra fun which was not there.

Suggestion / Feedback:

Just I am planning to get some action this week itself as I am carving for some action near by North Blore itself and I am thinking of the two spa's in Sada'nagar (one who's ad comes regularly on TOI and one in sada'nagar signal. T. refresh). Any feedback on these would be highly appreciated. Or another which you guys could recommend.

[TheIllusionist]

Welcome Rajesh to Bangalore.

We have kinda sub quality chicks here.

Hope you find heaven here.

Hope to catch up with you one of this days and your side of stories and monger together.

Guy,

Thanks for the warm welcome, certainly makes me feel comfortable in a completely new city. Thanks to Fellow seniors who PM me contacts. I did try out Maya, Priyanka good experience. In fact I got laid on day one.

Looking for good MP experience, which I enjoyed in Delhi and missed in Mumbai. (NL more then compensates).

Will be shifting somewhere close to Indira Nagar. Look forward to much more interaction and fun for my long stay in be'lore.

Any further help will be highly appreciated as I still not have a proper ground hold.

Anyone keen on joint mongering sessions count me in anyday.

[NoImbecile]

Looks like your college buddy was pretty much the same ilk as my classmate "Long Dong". We used to make fun of him, but didn't realize until much later that the joke was on us.

His photo updates on his facebook profile still keep killing me:

As for "Kunjumon", I bet his father was a elephant.

Yup, someone forgot to pass the memo about Indian schlong size to my college dorm buddy, "Kunjumon".

The SOB once actually swatted a tennis ball another spaced-out junkie (gently!) lobbed at him with his third leg!! It was always a treat explaining his nickname to some naive young thing but he was very popular with the ladies, which makes a total lie of their insistence that size don't matter. It also explains why the brodders are so much sought after by otherwise straight-laced sorority girl types on college campuses.

[Cftyjm00]

Called a CL number yesterday. Asked to come to Anand rao circle. Waited there for 1 hour. At last one arrived in an auto. Went with him. He showed me 2 standing on the bus stop and asked to select. I told I want more selections. Told that the girl will take me to more selections. Paid and went. But no selections or place.

[RajBng]

Looking for tall independent gals.

MILF, 30 is okay.

[Shockman]

Yup, someone forgot to pass the memo about Indian schlong size to my college dorm buddy, "Kunjumon".

The SOB once actually swatted a tennis ball another spaced-out junkie (gently!) lobbed at him with his third leg!! It was always a treat explaining his nickname to some naive young thing but he was very popular with the ladies, which makes a total lie of their insistence that size don't matter. It also explains why the brodders are so much sought after by otherwise straight-laced sorority girl types on college campuses.

DK,

I've been in an unenviable position of living in a hostel with no personal showering cubicles, just one huge communal showering area with multiple shower heads. Let me tell you, I have seen 5 ft 8 inch tall 18 year olds who would put a 7 foot porn star to shame in the monster cock department.

To quote some famous person, when you say Indian men are not know for the size of their schlongs, speak only for yourself.

In lifelong shock and totally disillusioned about my "large" size.

NoImbecile

P.S. When a girl tells me, "Huge", I know she's lying, because I do know better.

[Shambu]

Think of mongering outside a women's college? Well think again as coppers are watching your every move. Dare to pass a comment at a girl-don't, you may be in trouble even if it is not a vulgar comment. The girl just has to cry holy hell and you will be in the cooler. Or if you think you are a smartass by bumping into a girl on a street, you could land yourself with a slap on your face and a severe warning or both. This is part of the new bill which has been passed in the assembly and the cops are taking their job seriously. Dowloading smut on your cell phone or watching pornography on your desktop / laptop? Well restrain yourselves as the cyber crime branch is keeping an eye. Well some of these maybe for the better considering the atrocities on women that has been going on, but innocent joke may not be funny for the opposite sex anymore or the guys that are watching you. Move on guys and prepare to become the hunted rater than the hunters-Behave.

[Member #4609]

Hi Friends,

I am planning to visit GOA next week, will stay there for 3 days.

1 . Planning to Hire a decent Girl or MILF from Bangalore? Kindly share your inputs, Does anybody had such experience?

2. My budget for the Girl (decent Girl or MILF (Age <30)) will be 20 K, I didn't find anyone so far, Any help?

Thank You,

RajKN.