Bangalore

[Ashwinder]

Ashwinderji,

I think you really need to collect and publish all your couplets in a small booklet or even a book as you see appropriate. Enjoy! We are all enjoying your limericks.

I come up with them randomly, not each one of them rhymes
I am just a horny man, my words, nonsensical at times

Encourage me, do not, I will keep ranting on
My quality is fading, my best seems long gone

This one was like a fifth fuck, constipating on cum
My bottle is empty, my words seem out of rum

[Member #4535]

Hey Raju,

Nice to read and sure you had a whale of an experience. Keep it going!

Cheers

I know this is actually a report and review forum of WG's, but a little detailed description of the act am sure makes the FR interesting to read. As I have enjoyed reading some great FR's by most of the guys here, which inspired me too!

Raj

[Leonard74]

Second one seems nice. Whats the damage?

Just got connected with this inde out of the blue.

Is there anyone out here to let me know some feedback on her?

[AKS84]

Our Brother HappySamy asked the same question you can PM him for the details. Report no "#18416"

Just got connected with this inde out of the blue.

Is there anyone out here to let me know some feedback on her?

[Member #4535]

Just got connected with this inde out of the blue.

Is there anyone out here to let me know some feedback on her?

I am pretty sure she was available through b'spa, but I will let some others to confirm this too.

Raj

[Samarth]

reporting from bbq nation with leetu.

she used to be with akasaa earlier. what a massage. very little teasing, but the professional massage was amazing. she even stretched hands and legs like how they do at thai places. the right amount of pressure, no skimping on the massage because its "that" kind of a place.

since the massage was so good, i enjoyed for the full 50 minutes. normally i ask the therapist to stop after 15 minutes and proceed with fun stuff.

at the end, she just casually mentioned that she is going to start the extra. i said sure. a slow relaxing one followed.

the only unfortunate thing is access is less. can't unhook anything.

so, from now on, this is my second favorite place for a great massage + hj.

she is probably 30. not a bad looker. firm body and no extra pounds anywhere. not much of a talker though.

damage. usual 1.5 k + .5 k.

wir. yes.

please share this spa location\name and the paradise in new tipsandra.

anyone please pm me good b2b spa.

[Samarth]

Paradise is open again in Thippasandra Main Road. The old cell phone number listed on JD still works. Call and you will get easy directions.

The best part about this place is its 10 x cleaner than H9 and Miracle, combined. The bathroom is so-so.

The actual cabins are well-lit, doors / walls, floors are clean. For someone like me, this matters a lot.

There were 3. I was later told by the girl that others are on vacation (the time being mid-morning on a weekday).

She was Bengali (spoke to her in that language). Figure, ultra-petite, had never seen a girl so thin. Dark skinned, but good looking. With the clothes she was wearing, and the manners, she can almost pass for a GF in a mall.

Paid 2 k at counter for B2B. I have seen from the boss man's books that others have paid 2.5 k that day. As usual, the girl asked to know about tips up front for full monty. Although it wasn't in usual fish market language and haggling..

Hi,

Can you pm me the location.

[Bendakaluru]

You guys are going to be surprised because this time I am not complaining about reports on the forum. Surprise, this is an FR!

Like all south indian men, I have a fascination for chinky looking girls and this one I didn't want to miss. So, I did everything I could to get her number from our bro. And our brother on this forum willingly shared the info of this young lady in e-pura. Within moments the number was put into W-app and I was in touch with her. Profile photo on w-app looked decent, but neither beautiful nor young, so I was a bit hesitant. A few messages later, I got a call from her. That was the first shock because the person at the other end of the phone sounded like either a drunk or a lady boy. It definitely didn't sound like a girl. The person at thgirle other end mumbled something and hung up. I decided to ignore the whole incidence, but then I got a message an hour later asking me when wasgirl I going to reach the place. So, I headed out in the evening. Since I stay just a few blocks from there this was a massive risk I was undertaking but as some of our friends here say: when johnny rules the brain shuts down.

Exactly as described by everyone else, I found myself in god forsaken land of ejipura. The surroundings made me sick, but I figured I would continue the adventure. Finally, after a lot of misdirections I finally found myself at this place, a cramped house with lots of people in it. Not sure if I had reached the right place, I dialled the number again and out came this young lady. She was definitely drunk! Possibly on dr*gs as well. Ugh! That was the second turn off.

Then, exactly as described by another brother here, I was led into a room that could just as well have been a pig stye. The dark, dank bathroom looked like a gateway to hell. We got to bed and she demanded money. Unfortunately, no money talk had happened before so I was shocked when she asked for 4 K. I said everyone else paid 3 K. She said "get out!" Didn't want a scene, so paid 4 K. I was really in no mood by now.

"Not up?" she howled. The whole setting was making sure that nothing could stay up even if it wanted too, especially johnny. I told her to take off her clothes. And "by habit" I went down to "sniff-and-smell" the "zone" and mother-of-jesus, this was the dirtiest puss I have ever encountered.

Most of you know me as the "complainer" on this forum, but trust me I have had my fair share of puss in India, US, UK (but I was a poor student there) and South East Asia. Yes, as a young man all alone at home, I had even ventured to a few bldgs near City Mkt. But this would go down as the worst puss of them all. That puss in front of me was not clean and was a completely unholy mess.

I was almost ready to throw up on her when I decided it was time to get out of there. Luckily I was not completely naked so I quickly grabbed my clothes, wore them and started to go out. That is when she started verbally abusing me! Unbelieveable and unacceptable, but I did not retort. As I was getting out, two other women in the house signalled me to just leave before their crack whor room mate made a scene.

I think this girl has a psychological problem. My recommendation: avoid her, but YMMV so you may want to try.

Girl name: Lyn.

Brother's name: not important because it was not his mistake. I asked for the contact and it turned out to be a complete disaster.

[Apollocal]

Dear Folks,

I have came across an ad in Locanto that a guy posted his email address and claims that he has an independent aunty, who is ready for fun.

When I reached him through email and asked for a sample pic, he refused to share stating that he is not an agent. I got a 'No' for his aunty's contact number to reach her directly.

He is asking for my number to proceed. I have already got cheated more than couple of times with these online ads, experience one's please suggest.

Gone through a lot of these. Avoid like the plague. Its an agent.

[Bendakaluru]

I wish I was a butterfly
Fuck one woman, and then die

But my dick pines for more
Demands everyday, a new whor

So for me, there is no bliss
Just- how much for a fuck, Miss?

Ashwinderji,

I think you really need to collect and publish all your couplets in a small booklet or even a book as you see appropriate. Assuming you are coming up with each of these poems all by yourself, you have an awesome gift that the world needs to see.

Enjoy! We are all enjoying your limericks.

[PritamBabu]

Just got connected with this inde out of the blue.

Is there anyone out here to let me know some feedback on her?

[Explori]

Before I had an encounter with Reeta / Angel and Rose / Angel, I had the following MP experiences in the past few months.

Gold Petal Spa as in opp to Kings road.

I heard Four Hands Msg is on the Cards for Rs 4 K.

Aone From Snake Land Slim petite and and [Names in Code Deleted by Admin] bit plump. No disposable, Olive oil is used, small firm racks, gives awesome prof Msg and Slow Msg / HJ to bum, Johny once from back and once from front. Hot towel at the end of the Msg and then Bath.

Tin_a: from [Names in Code Deleted by Admin] Nice Navl and racks, Insisted on Dispo, Good Msg and HJ. Hot Towel at the end of the Msg and then Bath.

Trace the e: from [Names in Code Deleted by Admin], earlier Worked at Body Crft, slight Plump, Good Msg, Top and Bottm access, pours lots of oil on Johny and does slow Msg. Hot Towel at the end of the Msg and then Bath.

Damage: 3 K (at counter for 90 minutes Msg) and 1 K tips (for top access and HJ).

WIR: Yes.

Seniors did anyone of you have the digits of these NEs for Outside FN? If so, please PM me the digits.

Be happy and make others happy.

Explori

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[Explori]

Thanks to Sanfeb16 for helping me with their contact.

Called her no response then whatsapped Ros for an apartment at 6:30 eveng she replied can come and they are available, she then Msged the address & asked to com near Purva apartments and give a call.

As I stay in the other end of city, I planed and I traveled almost 1. 5 hrs and was there at the loc at 6:30, called her and she asked to come to eigt crs on cig colony also asked me to buy the condom and come. I called her and she was there in balcony waving, asked me to come to 2nd flr, by mistake I went into the other gate and was embarrassing for me as the locals were curiously looking at me. She immediately called me and asked to use the next gate and come. As mentioned in previous FRs, Ros is good looking compared to Ang (but she has better curves), used the rest room and as directed by them removed all cloths and lied down on the mattress.

They put the Vaseline cream and started a decent msg for some time and then removed their clothes except for panty and both started the B2 B for some time, all the while tickling the johny and bum. They asked me to turn and started with slow HJ and B2 B. Later put on the condom and first Ros gave CBJ, during this time Ang was performing B2 B on my chest and playing with chest hair and also licking my tits, I slowly slid my finger into transparent panty of Ang and could feel her well-trimmed and wet pus and I gave a nice HJ to her so that she climaxed with shiver then Ros went for a wash, Ang changed the condom and gave a CBJ for some time and then took the WOT position, then I put her down and did in Mish and came inside her tight pus. She lead me to Bath for wash, she gave me a nice soapy B2B & a bath and I changed my clothes handed over their charges no comments from them and took my long ride back home being very Happy and relaxed.

Pros:

Safe place.

Cooperative.

Not a time watcher.

Cons:

Only available on off days from their work.

Very far from my place.

DFK: No

CIM, COB: No.

DATY: No.

BBBJ: No.

DaMage: 3 K.

WIR: Yes next time for a session with Ros.

Be happy and make others happy.

Explori

[KamalRgv]

Dear Folks,

I have came across an ad in Locanto that a guy posted his email address and claims that he has an independent aunty, who is ready for fun.

When I reached him through email and asked for a sample pic, he refused to share stating that he is not an agent. I got a 'No' for his aunty's contact number to reach her directly.

He is asking for my number to proceed. I have already got cheated more than couple of times with these online ads, experience one's please suggest.

[The Tanuki]

My advice would be to keep the massage and mongering separate. That way you get the best of both. Who knows you may get lucky and the WG could turn out to be a great masseur. .

Good luck.

Haha, that's a good point. Occasionally I've found someone who can deliver a quality massage and also provide good extras. But you're right, they normally are mutually exclusive. My weakness there so I keep looking.

Cheers!