Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Paolo99]

Girls do work in shifts with different starting times. Could be the 23 are not all there at the same moment (or the 23 could also be bullshit). Try booking the girl.

I know that they work with different starting times.

But what she showed me was completely different to what was supposed to be according to their twitter account.

And she was not interested by a booking, she told me to come back at the moment I want and to check directly the line up.

Try it yourself next time you'll want to go there (let's say early afternoon or lunch time to be sure that the girls are not busy), just check their twitter account first and see if she show you the same girls on her tablet when you'll be in the shop.

[Paolo99]

None of what you say changes the fact that it's becoming more prevalent at Snow White.

I was not talking about the fact that it's becoming more prevalent in SW.

I was saying that it's not fair to call it BS.

I believe that all the girls are not equal regarding the A+ service. Some of them can handle it a lot better than others and some bad experiences with guys that doesn't give a shit about what the girl is feeling might ruin it for all the other guys.

It depends on who are these girls that deny A+ , were they known to be good providers before?

[Syzygies]

Seasoned pro or not, still they are not pornstars.

What if she's had 3 sessions of two hours each and all these three guys fucked her ass for let's say around 30 minutes each.

Seems a bit unrealistic. I imagine girls would not be wanting to be ass fucked more than 10 to 15 minutes, and 5 minutes might be common. I just guess since I am not there to see and usually not taking it. Others can contradict me, if they really ass fuck for a full 30 minutes. I think it might be uncommon.

I knew one guy who claimed he did for the full hour to get his money's worth (100 Euros surcharge). Ha ha. He also got plenty of knockbacks.

[Franciscass]

Girls do work in shifts with different starting times. Could be the 23 are not all there at the same moment (or the 23 could also be bullshit). Try booking the girl.

If I book a girl far out, I always re check before showing up that she actually arrived.

I have seen a line up of 12 girls or so (maybe 15) on a quiet day. 23 available at one time is highly unlikely.

Line up depends on what time of the day you visit. Overlap shifts periods are mid afternoon to early evening. Then up to 8 girls (8 rooms) could be working at any given time. Add in the girls who don't appear in line ups and 7 to 13 girls vying for your your attention sounds about right. Checking an hour or so before you visit to confirm availability of a room and your girl of choice is highly recommended.

[Syzygies]

The schedule of the girls listed on their twitter account is bullshit.

One day I had a look at their twiiter account and went directly in the shop to book one of the girls, the pics of the girls that she showed me on her tablet were completely different to the list of girls that were said to be at work at that time on their twitter account.

The girl that I wanted to book wasn't even there, so I didn't bother to come back later.

Girls do work in shifts with different starting times. Could be the 23 are not all there at the same moment (or the 23 could also be bullshit). Try booking the girl.

If I book a girl far out, I always re check before showing up that she actually arrived.

I have seen a line up of 12 girls or so (maybe 15) on a quiet day. 23 available at one time is highly unlikely.

[Bouvis]

You don't think she might want to give a rest to her ass?

I simply have run out of fucks to give when it comes to agreeing on some ass only to cop this type of excuse.

If ones butt hole is sore from being flogged then take the day off, and if all cocks are big, big then go and work in a bank.

[PerezPerez]

Today is my second day and I am here fore few more days. I would like to try 1 day a place recommended by regulars here in BKK (not necessarily already tried), may be a new place most are curious and haven't tried yet. One of the day of my visit I would like to try and review it. Please leave your comments with the name and suggested location.

[Franciscass]

The schedule of the girls listed on their twitter account is bullshit.

One day I had a look at their twiiter account and went directly in the shop to book one of the girls, the pics of the girls that she showed me on her tablet were completely different to the list of girls that were said to be at work at that time on their twitter account.

The girl that I wanted to book wasn't even there, so I didn't bother to come back later.

Some of the more popular girls rarely appear in a line up, their bookings are enough to see them through their shift. Not sure how on any particular day the IPad or the Twitter post compares to actual girls that show up but DD is or at least used to be a well managed shop, seems odd they would consistently get it wrong. That said on my last visit there a while back after making a booking for 4 pm when I got there I was asked to wait 30 minutes as all rooms were occupied. No call letting me know no apology and an attitude of if you don't like like it then leave it which I did. Haven't been back since.

[Whoreman]

Seasoned pro or not, still they are not pornstars.

What if she's had 3 sessions of two hours each and all these three guys fucked her ass for let's say around 30 minutes each.

That makes her having a dick in her ass for 1 hour and half during the last few hours, with some of these guys fucking her ass very roughly.

You don't think she might want to give a rest to her ass?

The "too big" stuff is (most of the time, except for guys that already know that they have big dicks) often a simple way for her to say that she's already hurt and cannot handle more ass fuck.

This doesn't apply for girls that doesn't say it in the line up (when the customer expressly says that he is looking for some ass play) even though some of them might still be shy to say it in front of their mamasan.

None of what you say changes the fact that it's becoming more prevalent at Snow White.

[Paolo99]

This too big big routine appears to be becoming more prevalent with these providers in Bangkok.

It's total BS. As you duly noted these women are seasoned professionals and have taken yards of cock.

Seasoned pro or not, still they are not pornstars.

What if she's had 3 sessions of two hours each and all these three guys fucked her ass for let's say around 30 minutes each.

That makes her having a dick in her ass for 1 hour and half during the last few hours, with some of these guys fucking her ass very roughly.

You don't think she might want to give a rest to her ass?

The "too big" stuff is (most of the time, except for guys that already know that they have big dicks) often a simple way for her to say that she's already hurt and cannot handle more ass fuck.

This doesn't apply for girls that doesn't say it in the line up (when the customer expressly says that he is looking for some ass play) even though some of them might still be shy to say it in front of their mamasan.

[Paolo99]

DD'S Twitter's post listed 23 girls available today (Tuesday). Assuming at times all 8 rooms occupied and allowing for some shift changes it still means customers being turned away while 10 or more girls are available.

The schedule of the girls listed on their twitter account is bullshit.

One day I had a look at their twiiter account and went directly in the shop to book one of the girls, the pics of the girls that she showed me on her tablet were completely different to the list of girls that were said to be at work at that time on their twitter account.

The girl that I wanted to book wasn't even there, so I didn't bother to come back later.

[Paolo99]

I choose one she said her name is AnAn, I couldn't find her on their website though.

Her pic is on their twitter account, and there are pics of some of the other girls that doesn't appear on their website.

[PerezPerez]

Landed this morning at DMK, everything went smooth, very few people indeed. Started with Doki Doki, and as most of others said in forum I agree with them this place delivers good service. I had no particular choice and I hardly believe on website photos, so preferred to see the line up in real. Went around 1:30 pm lineup was around 6-7 girls, most of them decent looking. I choose one she said her name is AnAn, I couldn't find her on their website though. She is 27, decent looking according to my taste, not slim neither chubby, around 27 age she said, probably have a baby but no obvious damage, have a large tattoo on the lower belly, enhanced breast. Delivered good service, she knows her work flow. Good attitude from the reception and Anan. I am happy to pay bit premium over the other regular places. Took her for an hour, then extended 30 minutes more for total of 3.5 k. I will say without any doubt, if you like nuru gel massage (body slides), bit better than average looks and body, good behavior then this extra cost is worth. I am here for few more days and I might repeat but some other girl recommended by her. That's all for today.

[Bouvis]

If they specifically agree to it beforehand and then try to bail out, it's the "either you do it, or I change to another girl" time (since getting your money back is unrealistic). I prefer being friendly and accommodating, but the deal could not be more clear. Exception is maybe if you're hung like a horse, though even then, SW girls are seasoned pros and I think they should be able to handle almost everything, unless you insist on jamming your entire 30 cm dick in there, and not stopping halfway.

This too big big routine appears to be becoming more prevalent with these providers in Bangkok.

It's total BS. As you duly noted these women are seasoned professionals and have taken yards of cock.

[Whoreman]

Finally after getting my cock sucked at Woods bar, I came back to my hotel on Soi 11 around 10.30 pm to get some rest. I had a flight to catch at 5 am. But I thought otherwise and quickly called SW after all it does seem like a legendary place as per ISG. As per website they are open till 11 but mamasan told till 12. Quickly took a grab bike (aren't they are a boon for solo travellers in crossing over Asok-Sukhumvit interchange also otherwise) and reached SW. I asked for Tangmo but she wasn't available. Ask mamasan to recommend, and she suggested Yoyo. Cute little package with a great friendly smile (I am a sucker for women who smile at you at the first eye contact) although bit aged. These mamasans have their own agenda but even Pam at DokiDoki was suggested by Mamasan. Plus mamasan didn't seem like a greedy one.

Went up to the room and did the usual routine of shower, cleaning and polite cheerful conversation. Told her that it is my 4th boom boom today and she say hope I was not tired as she was horny all day! LOL, who I am to disappoint. Straight went to bed with face and joker up. She got to job and although she said big size big size (I told her I want anal) I was afraid that I might be denied the back door entry. She started sucking me and almost went DT on me for like good 4-5 minutes without gagging. Some hope restored in Yoyo. Signalled her to lie down and I started with my action of nip lick+clit flick. She responded well (Sorry to compare but better than Pam and Apple). She was gyrating with my nip lick and was wet. Kept fingering her for sometime and she her juices didn't stop flowing at all. This went on for like another 15 minutes and she asked me to stop and attacked my joker again. Through out the session she had this nice warm and devilish smile on her. She again gave me toothless BJ mixed with dedicated DT. Fearing I was about to cum again, stopped her, took some time to reorient myself. Asked her to put on condom and lets start the Mad Max Fury. Haha! I spanked her ass and made a vroom sound and she responded with a higher pitch vroom vroom sounds. I shoved joker into her batcave but she said Stop Stop Stop! Yikes! Is this a no go.

She took lube from her vanity bag and applied vigorously over my joker and some inside her ass. Then she said slow slow. I obeyed her and inserted slowly into her batcave. Now I am not well hung like horse but I have big forehead and that seemed like a challenging part. But she was quite a pro and fucked her ass (very slowly and not humping like there is no tomorrow) for about 5-7 minutes and then proceeded to rub her clitoris. Now I am not sure but she gave out a huge sigh and slumped on the bed seconds before I came. Since there was time left, we both showered and I requested for a head massage. Discussed some stuff about our lives and she rubbed my nipples during head massage and I got a boner again. She got up and started blowing me. I was too tired now and wanted to save one shot for a girl I saw at Baccara. Apologized and tipped her 200 baht for her enthusiastic performance and a very taking attitude.

Thanks to all members on this forum who keep contributing to make this a great place unlike neighbouring forums where a chicken rules the roost!

Thanks for the review of Apple. I'm going to try her this week as Snow White is unfortunately not delivering at the moment for me. You definitely want to avoid Tangmo. I got the worst service I've ever got in any soi 24-26 MP from her. And you need to get yourself some decent lube. You can't be going up a girl's arse without it. Real life is not like a porn movie.