Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

If you have nothing with you, you have nothing. They can search you. You give them what you have. 50k for example, without any resistance, you show your pockets are empty and it's over. If you go there with your phone and 1 million, then they will pretend your phone and 1 million, but if you have 20 k for the taxi, they will take what you have. Or you think they are gone to cut in half and search if you have some money in your belly? Yesterday I didn't have my phone with me, and I was there with almost no cash. I was there in the dark, from 6 to 8:30. No one touched me. I tell you more, I was feeling more secure than in the afternoon, because less people, greater distance, I was much more in control. One guy approached me, he followed me for a 10/20 seconds, till I said him to fuck off. I never let him closer than 2 meters from me. I doubt the junkies of el centro have guns. Cartel has guns, not the junkies in el centro. If they had one, they would have sold to buy drugs. The risk to get robbed is real, but who gives a fuck if they still me 50000 COP, I don't really mind. You all speak about Medellin like you can't go out after 6, which is bullshit.

I don't speak that way. There is literally not a single time of the day when I haven't been walking in Medellin. I've walked from El Centro to Laureles after 10 pm. I've walked the length of Poblado after 4 am. I've walked around carrying 6 million pesos (furniture shopping) along with my $1,000 laptop. I've walked Bello, Manrique and Paris. I averaged 50 miles walking a week for a year. I have no problems walking around or being out after 6 pm.

You don't seem to understand how robberies work in Medellin.

2 guys come around the corner on a motorcycle and see someone walking alone. They stop. The passenger is already pointing a gun at you. As he approaches you, the driver pulls a gun. If you run, they shoot. If you don't immediately start handing stuff over, they shoot. They don't spend 5 minutes negotiating or searching you. 5 seconds after the motorcycle stops, it's driving away. You're either standing there with empty pockets, or you're lying there bleeding. If they have knives instead of guns, the results are the same.

It's hard to find a chica who hasn't been robbed multiple times. It's hard to find a chica who doesn't know someone who was killed by the robbers. They get killed for 1 of 2 reasons. Either they resisted, or they had nothing to steal.

You seem not to understand the situation. You are not a Colombian. Everyone in Colombia knows you aren't a Colombian. If you're in El Centro and you're not a Colombian, everyone knows you have money. Even if you're just walking around with 50 k and no phone, they know you have money.

Now you're facing 2 guys with guns or knives, they're panicked, because they know they need to get your money and get out quick and you expect them to listen calmly while you explain why you're only carrying 50 k? That's like going to Pamplona and explaining to the bulls that you don't eat meat.

If you want to go walking the deserted streets of El Centro after midnight, just to prove your point, at least carry enough to keep from getting killed.

[Kafka]

It's not dangerous if you know what you aredoing. If you walk around like Elmer Fudd like I did it is dangerous.

A very bad idea. I would call it "an excess of confidence". You know, you read here and there Centro is not dangerous, then someone believes it and gets harmed.

[Black Page]

Someone was saying he gave middle finger to the trans at Veracruz church recently.

A very bad idea. I would call it "an excess of confidence". You know, you read here and there Centro is not dangerous, then someone believes it and gets harmed.

[Gringo Trooper]

In such a case, I would not resist and I would let them take anything they find.

That's the best thing to do. So, I'm with you man.

I love how we all are likely scaring crap out of the lurkers on the forum, who have never been to Colombia. Oh well, more chicas for us LOL!

[Ewe52]

I have seen with my own eyes down the Metro Prado a guy approached from the back by two thugs. They paired him from both sides suddenly, kept him, took everything, pushed him away. I think they had a knife, but I did not approach to know more.
In such a case, I would not resist and I would let them take anything they find.
Note that people around did not do anything, just commented "ladrones..."

I have seen a poor man with backpack assaulted by a swarm of a dozen street kids. They took everything even the shoes in 30 seconds.

I'm just curious no one has ever gotten robbed in the States? How do you handle any densely populated areas? With some caution.

[Nounce]

I have seen a poor man with backpack assaulted by a swarm of a dozen street kids. They took everything even the shoes in 30 seconds.

I have seen something similar. Someone was saying he gave middle finger to the trans at Veracruz church recently. I guess he is joking. If it were real, I think he did not realize if one of them choose to react, the others may follow like a swarm of bees to attack him.

[JjBee62]

So if some girl goes crying to you about something on another monger you have no evidence of. You'd at the drop of the hat go hurt another monger or ruin his life? 'Fuck that' everyone stay away from this simp guys.

My apologies to the admins. You guys are definitely getting too much work moving everything to the Stupid Shit thread. You really don't get enough recognition for your efforts.

I can see you're new here, and by your name I see you prefer sex with sheep. Whatever works for you.

You bypassed a lot of landscape to get to your destination.

First, you're assuming I would have no evidence. I realize, freshly arriving from your latest InCel (involuntarily celibate- a group of whiney ass boys who cry because they can't get laid and compensate by calling men, who can get laid, "simp. ") pity party, you don't know much about. Really anything at all. I get messages of personal tragedy every week from some girl in Medellin. Usually it's a simple RFM (request for money). On rare occasions I will provide some help. Two weeks ago I helped a girl recover her wallet, which she had forgotten at a resort 3 hours from home.

If it's a situation where I'm willing to offer my assistance, I require compelling evidence. Which is why RFMs usually fail. In the case of a woman getting beaten bad enough to end up in the hospital, there will at least be pictures, plus a doctor's report.

If the woman is sending this information to me, it's because she's one of the few women who feel a deeper connection with me. If you ever get out from under mother's thumb, you might experience something most mongers know. Some girls you make a connection with. They stay in contact, but never ask for anything. They send messages when good things happen in their life, or just to check up on you. They consider you to be a special friend.

So now the situation is, I have evidence, plus the word of someone who I know, versus someone I know nothing about. Sorry, but I'm going to tell her to call the police and I'm going to tell her exactly what information to give them.

Here's the part you trailer park commandos never seem to understand. If some gringo beats the crap out of some Colombian hooker, the hooker is either going to the police, or she's going to her uncle, brother, cousin, father's friend. Whoever she knows that knows how to take care of the situation. And if the guy is still around a few days later, his woman beating days will come to an end. 6 months later someone will start finding the pieces.

When the police in Colombia go to arrest a rapist, or anyone who commits violence against women and children, they send a whole riot squad. Because the people don't want the guy to go to Colombian prison and get off easily. They would rather beat the guy to death.

You think a gringo who beats up hookers is going to get the key to the city?

[Ewe52]

I am traveling to Medellin on Wednesday. So I did not want to deal with the drama of having a COVID test that was sent out to a lab. Having to hope I get the results back in time. So I managed to find a CVS in Orlando (about 45 minutes away) that had the rapid molecular test. I called the COVID 19 hotline for CVS and they assumed me if is a PCR test, not an antigen test. So I went and got my test today and 15 minutes later I was told I was negative. However, when I looked at the results that were sent to me, it described a "MOLECULAR POCT" test. From my understanding, a PCR test is a molecular test. But since the results says "POCT" and not "PCR" I suspect that the test will not be accepted. So, I've made another appointment with CVS for the PCR test that goes to the lab and once again I'll be waiting to see if I get my results in time. Very frustrating. What I've found is that most of the folks who give these tests are not very knowledgeable (and the web pages do not always give you clear information). So you really have to pay attention. Ugh.

So a PCR test is a RNA genetic test. Anything that says they tested for multi ways is usually a PCR test it may have included the rapid test too. POCT means the samples weren't tested on site where they were collected but an accredited lab its an insurance a and government payout.

[Black Page]

What a lot of guys don't realize which you have posted about, is how brazen the thieves can be in Colombia. A lot of guys think a thief with a knife will brandish it, threaten you, and demand your belongings. Doesn't always work that way, I know of two gringos where the assailants walked up to them and tried to slit holes in their pants pocket with nothing being said. Neither one of them got cut or hurt and were able to run away, albeit both of them were obvious gringos and stuck out like a sore thumb with a big "X" on their backs.

I have seen with my own eyes down the Metro Prado a guy approached from the back by two thugs. They paired him from both sides suddenly, kept him, took everything, pushed him away. I think they had a knife, but I did not approach to know more.
In such a case, I would not resist and I would let them take anything they find.
Note that people around did not do anything, just commented "ladrones..."

I have seen a poor man with backpack assaulted by a swarm of a dozen street kids. They took everything even the shoes in 30 seconds.

[Incrociatore]

It's amazing how many people assume that robberies must come down that way, face to face with some kind of discussion. They might just whip his ass, rifle his pockets, pull off his shoes and his socks, and if nothing, kick him in the head for good measure as they have to go find another victim. Some people should have their passports detained for their own protection.

It looks like you are all expert here about robberies and crimes. Once again, if you are so afraid, stay home. I do what I fuckin want and I take my risks. You should all stop to scary people, because crimes happen all over the world. A guy run over a police officer just today in London. And today in a city in Italy, one of the most secure, a guy opened the fire with a stolen gun after a fight, 5 got shot, one is serious. So please stop, and I say to everyone of you, to scare the shit out of people, because 1) you don't know a shit; 2) crimes happen everywhere, especially in US.

[Blakman]

Some days during the week they give specials for a day. 20 to 30 k difference.

Great report over in the Stupid Shit section by a new poster that has boots on the ground. I think Admin saw where the guy said rant in the first paragraph and just threw it over in that section.

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[Combo]

LOL. You can go out after 6, and that's not what he's talking about. You won't necessarily get a chance to show them your pockets or have a discussion about what you have or don't have. That can be anywhere. And people get robbed and killed for nothing some of the time. It isn't the junkies you have to worry about, it's the criminals. And there are lots, and lots of guns too.


In a city where you can hire a hit man for much less than $100 US it's not all safe and secure.

That really puts things in perspective! $100!

These things generally happen extremely quickly. I've witnessed two muggings in Centro and the thing was 10 seconds or less. No real time to react.

[Mr Enternational]

Don't forget to fill out the questionnaire on the Colombia Health Minister site the day before you travel. I forgot about it until I was in Panama. Hastily, I filled it out a little over an hour before I arrived in Medellin, and it was accepted.

Thanks for your post. After reading it I went looking on the health minister and immigration websites but could not find anything. Then I asked some buddies about it and they sent me the link.

https://apps.migracioncolombia.gov.c...reregistro.jsf

[Surfer500]

LOL. You can go out after 6, and that's not what he's talking about. You won't necessarily get a chance to show them your pockets or have a discussion about what you have or don't have. That can be anywhere. And people get robbed and killed for nothing some of the time. It isn't the junkies you have to worry about, it's the criminals. And there are lots, and lots of guns too.

I saw a map once of the street gangs, and the higher level gangs that control the street gangs. For Medellin. There were hundreds of street level gangs, and a number of higher level organizations they may have to answer to. They don't generally want wars. That gets too much attention, as in the past with Escobar, etc. But one offs are not a problem. You don't want to be one of those. You tell someone to f off. Maybe they understand you maybe they don't. But they get the picture. But you do that to the wrong one. You're dead. They don't have any problem at all with that.

In a city where you can hire a hit man for much less than $100 US it's not all safe and secure.

What a lot of guys don't realize which you have posted about, is how brazen the thieves can be in Colombia. A lot of guys think a thief with a knife will brandish it, threaten you, and demand your belongings. Doesn't always work that way, I know of two gringos where the assailants walked up to them and tried to slit holes in their pants pocket with nothing being said. Neither one of them got cut or hurt and were able to run away, albeit both of them were obvious gringos and stuck out like a sore thumb with a big "X" on their backs.

[Wolf662]

. First went to Barra Executiva not packed. A good ratio of girls to guys maybe 15 girls and 20 or so guys. The girls were mostly 6's and 7's and not really shaped the right way for me. Too much ass on most of these girls. There was 1 girl who had a great bottle shaped body. She wore white jeans and a floral top which bared her midriff. She must have noticed me staring at her. As she passed by me she caressed my arm and then took position not far behind and to the left of me. I turned around and asked motioned for her to approach. She said her name was claudia. Unfortunately as she got closer, I got a better look at her face which revealed that she was much older than I originally thought. I would guess she was mid 30's at least. But her body still looked good. I asked her how old she was, and she replied how old do you want me to be. In my head, I thought to myself. About 15 years younger than you are. I laughed at her response and asked her how much it was to go upstairs. She quoted me 120 k. A little steep for for her and for any of the girls really.

Barra Ejectiva / Conejitas girls are usually in the 80 k range, try offering that next time instead of asking her a price. Usually more girls on then that but you might have been there too early.

If Conejitas is packed it gets hot, try to find a seat along the back wall under the air con vents. I do like the rooms upstairs better at Conejitas, the Barra Ejectivas ones can be too dark and hot for my taste. Also when in Barra Ejectiva it worth walking thru the next door strip club Maracaibo (assuming it has reopened) just in case, some times some hotties.